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Suffering the after effects of a bad divorce, Candace Flynn loses her head and cool when she discovers that one of her best friends, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, is dating her much younger brother, Ferb Fletcher.
Wanting revenge, the now 25 year old woman, tries to seduce Vanessa's father, the 57 year old Heinz Doofenshmirtz, in an act of retribution.
When it magnificently fails, however, it leads to the formerly evil scientist and the upstanding young lawyer bonding over their respective divorces and striking up a deal where the young mother of two can seek refuge at his apartment when her well meaning family and friends interfere in her life too much.
When friendship soon turns to a natural attraction - no revenge involved - though, Candace and Doof soon find themselves battling their feelings, several misunderstandings, upset family members and an unplanned development all on their way to uncomplicating a situation which was *supposed* to be uncomplicated.
But when is it ever anything else for both Candace Flynn and Heinz Doofenshmirtz?
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After taking the next step in her relationship with Jeremy Johnson, Candace Flynn begins to think about Buford's Candace suit, and remember a few things about a girl named Kevin that she really wishes had stayed buried.
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Believing that everything in his life could be fixed if he had only become class president in High School, Heinz Doofenshmirtz uses his past invention, the De-Age-inator, to become 18 years old again and quickly enrolls in Danville High. However, in the high school political arena, Doof faces fierce competition from his opponent, a girl named Candace Flynn, whom smells something fishy about the new "exchange student" and soon sets out to bust him!
When the two are paired as lab partners, though, their mutual understanding soon works against them and turns their fierce rivalry into something neither of them expected.
Heinz now has to ask himself if he's evil enough to take his daughter's friend to the prom before taking over the Tri-State area, while Candace has to answer, once she gets the evidence she craved, if she's prepared to bust someone she's fallen in love with? And if she'll really be okay this time when everything disappears.
It seems neither teenagehood nor middle agedness is all it's cracked up to be.
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Heinz and Vanessa after getting their Drusselsteinian citizenships.
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Dr. D's latest plan: enroll in an Invent-A-Palooza program being sponsored by the illustrious McGucket Labs, and hopefully win a large amount of prize money that will help him both support his kids and TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!!!!
During the course of the event, Stan ends up with an unexpected new friend, and discovers an even more unexpected talent.Meanwhile, Ford and Shermie come up with a new plan for dealing with the ghost of their long-lost brother.
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- Part 8 of Stan Doofenshmirtz
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"Oh hello. So nice of you to visit, completely unannounced stranger. I am Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, former evil scientist and now middle-aged super scientist! I go on wacky multiversal adventures with my two grandkids, Morty and Summer, my daughter, Vanessa, and my son-in-law, Jerry! And uh, maybe Perry the platypus? I mean last I heard, he's retired, cause y'know, no more evil Doof to fight, but uh, hey anything is possible."
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Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher, now in our world, were precocious STEM geniuses in the 90s and are now tech CEOs and co-founders who have signed a deal with the largest company in Japan. But when Phineas misunderstands his son's interest in music and signs him up for an important corporate event, he is forced to confront his infectious optimism and how far he will take his pride in his son.
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Perry and Heinz have retired and although Perry’s problems might’ve been resolved, Heinz's are just starting. What is he supposed to do with his life when he doesn’t have the outlet of evil anymore? And how is he supposed to fit alongside all these parts of Perry that he only just found out about?
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- Part 4 of The Flynn-Fletcher Family-Inator
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Phineas and Ferb attempt to cheer up Candace after she is hit with biphobia online while Dr. Doofenshmirtz attempts to unleash his Transinator (not to be confused with his Transitinator) upon a bunch of transphobes at the Danville Pride Parade.
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LOVEMUFFIN has just had its most recent election, and the new heads have a new plan to actually step forward in their plans.
And they have a plant at OWCA, and will have the location of every agents host family by the end of the week.
And Heinz Doofenshmirtz isn’t going to let them hurt Perry.
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Vanessa (with help from Heinz) bakes an anniversary cake for her girlfriend.
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- Part 7 of Pride Month Writing Prompts 2025
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“Perry the Platypus! It’s our engagement ring.” He responded, completely casually.
Vanessa froze.Series
- Part 4 of Pride Month Writing Prompts 2025
- Part 7 of ♡︎Perryshmirtz - Perry/Doofenshmirtz♡︎
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Watching of Across the 2nd Dimension by Razena
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011)
09 Apr 2025
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With the realization that they had absolutely no idea what they had done to celebrate the five year anniversary of their dear pet Perry, Phineas and Ferb create a device that can dig into their deepest memories and reveal what they cannot remember. But the truth is more shocking then any of them will realize.
(Or: the kids react to ATSD)
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Doof may be oblivious but only to an extent by SpiderDiceGoblin
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
18 Jan 2025
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In which Doofenshmirtz asks his daughter how dating Monty is going because i refuse to believe he spent that entire day without ever seeing them.
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It was tragic really. He was going to die alone without his family ever getting to know this side of him.
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- Part 1 of Where's Perry, Scraps, and Extras
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“Then he glanced up, looking out from the corners of Heinz’s neck and collarbone. He gasped. A shooting star had flown by. It was his chance!
‘I wish for Heinz and I to meet again! I don’t care how, but I want to see him again! I don’t want to forget him! Please!’
He knew it was childish, but his parents would do it too and told him, “If you ever see a wishing star, only make a wish you truly and desperately want. It’s special. So make sure the wish is too.”
His grip along Heinz’s ribs and waist tightened as desperation lit his veins icily and he gasped. He clung desperately, feeling Heinz tighten his hold and mumbling in his sleep. He pressed his nose to the base of Heinz’s neck, hoping he could memorize the scent enough where meeting and being with Heinz wouldn’t be just a daydream and he didn’t want to suddenly open his eyes and see himself in his aunt and uncle’s car. As if Heinz never existed. He fell asleep a while after, still clinging onto the boy he’d have to leave.”
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Three snippets of Ferb and Vanessa's relationship.
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- Part 31 of My Podfics of LigerCat's Works
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Un bebé fue abandonado en el bosque, salvado de una muerte atroz es adoptado y criado por los habitantes del bosque.
Años después ayuda a su familia a proteger su hogar.
Sin embargo nada lo preparó para encontrarse con el aventurero más torpe y accidentado que pudo conocer.
Perry se pregunta seriamente si debe ahuyentarlo o salvarlo de que no se mate así mismo, decide hacer ambas.
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About how Professor Time lives his life.
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On the night of a summer storm, Agent Perry the Platypus is summoned to the Danville Manor.
The entire Doofenshmirtz family has come together for a heirloom ceremony, but the heirloom has been stolen.
Heinz is being accused of the theft, but did he do it?
Join Perry as he goes undercover to recover the heirloom. Figure out who stole it, and why.
Can he figure out who did it before the night ends?