Hiccup Anti-Cosma
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"Can I ask you now to show me whether or not you perform the A-not-B search error?"
"I'm always up for showing off," he sniffed.
"In that case, slide me that jack-in-the-box near your foot, please."
Takes place between the episodes "Anti-Poof" and "Playdate of Doom". Foop is a baby in jail, and Mr. Caudwell is a therapist who begins to notice some oddities in his behavior and mental development.
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- Part 4 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 22 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"We ain't exactly welcomed in Fairy World, are we? And the whole a' the contest's rigged for the Fairies anyway."
I clench my fists. "But this time I had it. Don't you understand? Oh, we were so close. One bake-off. Just one! A single one! That's all we ever need - just one stupid bake-off - and the entire universe shifts in our favor!"
"And I betcha think the Fairies will roll belly-up and hand it straight off to us too, huh, big boy?" Anti-Scott mutters.
"Balance of Flour" aftermath with the Anti-Fairies. Anti-Wanda comforts a distressed Anti-Cosmo, and in return requests he be more accepting of his son.
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- Part 9 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 3 of ❤️ Red Train [Shippy Stuff]
- Part 28 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"I'll just take the grade you think I deserve. I'm just in school because it's fun and I like to learn, but it doesn't bother me if I get a bad score. But, ah, please just don't punish Foop because I cheated off him. He did everything right, and he deserves his stars."
"You're not concerned about how this might affect your future?" she asked.
I looked at her. "Um. I'm a prince. Foop and I are going to be High Count of the Anti-Fairies someday, even if we score zero stars in your class. So no, I actually don't care about this."
A day in the life of Foop's alternate personality: Carl Poofypants High School tales.
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- Part 19 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 15 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 25 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 22 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 45 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 12 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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"Mother, could we perhaps not discuss this on Foop's special day? At least not here?"
Cowardly old man, Foop thought. He took another slow sip of his hot chocolate to avoid snapping something that Hiccup might regret. Take a step back. Best behavior. Be strong for the return of greenhouse privileges.
Foop's entire extended family have arrived at the castle to celebrate him shedding his square body for his juvenile one, and as time goes on, he and his alternate personality begin to fidget.
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- Part 10 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 13 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 9 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 4 of ❤️ Red Train [Shippy Stuff]
- Part 24 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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Plucking up a round red pillow with her clawed foot, she scratched her head. "Ah thought I heard Foop cryin' 'round here someplace."
"Crrrying? How simply absurd! We ought to take you in to have your poor unpointed ears checked again. Foop does not cry, dearest."
Early character study for the Anti-Cosma family; takes place during the episode "The Terrible Twosome." Foop, afflicted on and off by the Terrific Twos, comes home to make cookies and lemonade with his parents' help.
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- Part 10 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 5 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 13 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
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"Uh… Poof? Are you okay in here?"
"Maybe this is what it feels like when you're about to have a baby." Poof cracked open an eyelid. "Hey, Foop. Maybe you can come in here and talk to me? It'll probably help take my mind off feeling sick, and I've never seen you ever run out of things to say."
"You say that like you ever got bored of saying 'Poof poof' for years on end. I wouldn't really be insulting me at a time like this. I am, after all, the only one left here to look after you."
There's really no non-horrifying way to say Poof and Foop are shedding their exoskeletons today.
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- Part 8 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 11 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 21 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 14 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 36 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 12 of 💜 Purple Train [Gary Snaps Arc]
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"Oh. Foop. I wasn't expecting you to… find me."
"I can see that," Foop scoffed as he marched from the kitchen again. His fists trembled at his sides, and Goldie eyeballed both his wand and her own. He shut the door. "Now, what's the meaning of this, Poof? Spit it out."
Poof shifted the two pizza boxes in his arms, avoiding his gaze. "I like your hat."
"I knitted that," Anti-Marigold called.
After Poof bails on Foop's tutoring lesson for Anti-Fairy ballroom, Foop and Anti-Marigold track him and Goldie down to teach them some cultural Anti-Fairy traditions.
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- Part 21 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 15 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 5 of ❤️ Red Train [Shippy Stuff]
- Part 37 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 5 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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"If- if the people reacted poorly to the news… See, sometimes the High Countess is targeted during times of war or threats of war because… When there's paperwork… If you were living in the Castle all the time… You and me…"
"Y'all are ashamed of being seen with me," she realized. Not that it was actually new, or a surprise, so the words felt dry as a cow pie on her tongue.
"I don't want you to get hurt," he corrected. But was it the right correction? He seemed like he was struggling to meet her eyes.
Having taught their counterparts Poof and Goldie some Anti-Fairy cultural dances, Foop and Anti-Marigold slip outside the cabin to take a walk and have a romantic talk about the most romantic of subjects: Politics.
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- Part 22 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 6 of ❤️ Red Train [Shippy Stuff]
- Part 38 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 6 of ⭐ Personal Faves
- Part 16 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 8 of 💗 Pink Train [FOP Main Cast]
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Finley gave him a funny look. "You'd really be okay cuddling up to a drone without taking it all the way to preening?"
"Well, yeah. I'm just starting out. I don't know if I'm okay with licking a guy's face yet. It would just feel weird."
Blinking, Finley shifted his weight to the other side of his body. He crossed his arms. "You know preening's just natural, right? Bees do it, and I think they're onto something. Get in touch with your wild side and let your instincts take over. Don't overthink it, bro."
Teenage Poof prepares to attend Goldie's coronation as will o' the wisp ambassador, and struggles to sort out his feelings on his love life (or lack thereof).
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- Part 23 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 23 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 47 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 15 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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Father hasn't been home in 77,776 years. "Flitting between scads of licentious women, no doubt," I used to quip when the media asked, but when Mother's sideways glances turned more hurt than scolding, I dropped my jokes and never tried again. Only she can ever make my ears burn so hot (I swear, the dame's disappointed gaze is single-handedly preventing me from tearing a third hole in the fabric of space and time).
Anti-Cosmo disappears without a trace, leaving Foop and Anti-Wanda to face a bitter war against the Fairies without him.
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- Part 49 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 14 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 15 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 20 of ⭐ Personal Faves
- Part 24 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 26 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]