I didn't realise there would be Fluff either
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What the fuck is 'er life?
First the Devil decides that she 'ates 'er, then she's labeled as crazy by the entire world and now she's the First Mate o' a Pirate crew ran by the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. One 'o was apparently also the biggest fuckin' bullshit-magnet on the planet, because there was no fuckin' way getting swallowed by a fuckin' whale was somethin' that just 'appened t' every John an' Jane decidin' 'ey wanna be pirates.
An' she was 'avin' the time o' 'er fuckin' life.
Gwyneth Constantine didn’t know how she ended up following this crazy straw-hatted bastard around, but at least she could safely say she wasn’t bored. Nor would she ever be.
Ever again.
Series
- Part 1 of The Pirate Exorcist