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    Sequel to the Kraken & The Quill - Ed finally reopened The Kraken to be the type of place he always wanted it to be. Some place safe, a haven. He and Stede are newly engaged, about to move into together. Plus, he gets to be bonus dad to two amazing teens - Alma & Louis.

    But his past is catching up with him. An self-proclaimed anonymous vigilante targeting Ed is seeking to undo all his and the crew's hard work. To undermine the safety they are trying to establish.

    Ed, well, still in a fragile space left.

    Now Stede, Izzy, and the crew are trying to figure out who Anonymous is. Is it a plot for revenge? Who is to say, all they know is that they are fighting for their home bar and its reputation. While Ed is struggling with the monster within having left them all, afraid he will drag them all down.

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    It’s the summer of 1959, and classics professor Stede Bonnet is determined to become a new man. He’s made two monumental changes so far: he’s resigned his position at the University of Chicago, where he has taught for his entire career, and he’s left his wife Mary, to whom he has been married for nine years. Now he’s off to the only place in the United States where you can get a no-fault divorce: the deserts of Nevada. He’s checking in to a so-called Divorce Ranch just outside of Reno, where he’ll spend the requisite six weeks establishing residency. After that, it’s off to California to assume his new teaching position and his new life.

    It's the summer of 1959. Ed Teach has been living in Reno since he was a teenager. He's a radio DJ, an artist, a handyman and a fixture of the community, particularly popular in the underground gay nightlife scene that is still recovering from the brutal vice raids of the McCarthy era.

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    7/12
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    1
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    On the surface, Stede and Charlotte Bonnet are eccentric philanthropists and successful business leaders. In reality, they’re former MI5 operatives whose marriage is both a profound love story and a carefully maintained cover. Their company, BonaBon, isn’t just logistics and security...it’s a front for a much larger game.

    When Edward “Blackbeard” Teach, Israel Hands, and crew of consultants enter their lives to broker a high-stakes partnership, the dynamic shifts. Stede finds himself drawn to Ed in ways that blur the line between business and personal, while Charlotte battles the suffocating control of her father, the Home Secretary, whose reach and cruelty still haunt her. Beneath the witty banter there’s a simmering web of betrayal, coded loyalties, and the looming shadow of government conspiracies.

    This isn’t just about deals and espionage. It’s about chosen family versus blood, about reclaiming agency from abusive legacies, and about whether love can survive when everything around you is a carefully crafted mask. If you love stories that weave sharp humor with slow-burn tension, political intrigue with deeply human relationships, and espionage with romance, Project Lavender is for you.

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    55/55
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    267
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    830
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    Fifteen years after the world's messiest divorce, Izzy has found himself to be quite content with the little life he's created. He loves his friends, his work, his idyllic seaside home - and although it's been hard, he's done his best to put the past exactly where it belongs. In the past.

    That is, until, his ex-husband moves in next door with the man he left him for.

    Suddenly Izzy's world is thrown into turmoil once again. He'd much rather ignore him than bring up all of those painful memories, but it seems that Edward is determined to reconcile things between them in order to make up for how badly their relationship ended. It doesn't help that Izzy - although he's loathe to admit - is still hopelessly in love with the man who broke his heart, and is terrified of it being shattered all over again.

    There’s no way that they can work things out well enough to be friends, and they could certainly never be more than that again, right?

    …right?

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    11/?
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    19
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    Sometimes friendships come in all different shapes and sizes. You also never know what, or who they may lead too.

    A chance encounter at the park has more of an impact on Ed's life than he could ever truly imagine.

    Inspired by the book and film, “About A Boy.” The title of this fic is also taken from the song “Something To Talk About,” by Badly Drawn Boy.

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    17/?
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    2,111
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    When Stede Bonnet left a life on land to sail the seas as The Gentleman Pirate, he thought he would figure out his true calling. He never expected that rescuing a strange, gray-bearded mercreature covered in tattoos and healing scars would be the thing to give him direction. In discovering who the merman is, he discovers parts of himself he'd kept hidden, and that maybe their lives really aren't so different, after all. They're both looking for the same thing: a person to see past all the trauma and who truly sees them. Ed is like something from Stede's wildest dreams, and Stede is willing to risk breaking the rules society has put on both of them in order to find a new place for them, all while they define what their relationship looks like.

    And if he can figure that all out, maybe Stede isn't such a bad pirate after all.

    (A fic told with accompanying screenshots and gifs from the sims 4.)
    (text-only version can now be found here.)

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    Chapters:
    36/?
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    181
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    38
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    11,675
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    Ed Teach spends high school wishing he was brave enough to kiss his best friend. Twenty-five years later, he still wonders what might have been.

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    When their old group home shuts down, social worker Izzy Hands and former foster parent Stede Bonnet pretend to be a couple to keep three displaced teens together. It’s supposed to be temporary, but between court-mandated support groups, science experiments gone awry, and one very suspicious caseworker, pretending to be a family starts feeling a lot like becoming one.

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    The opportunity to accompany a wealthy dowager across the Atlantic is one that a young Edward Teach can't pass up. He has no idea how long she intends to stay in Barbados, but he does know that he'll likely return with enough money to build a better life for his mother.

    In the meantime, all he has to do is keep his head down.

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    I heard the Cyndi Lauper song "I Drove All Night" and thought that sounds like something Ed would do.

    Just a little bit of fluff about what would happen if two members of a group chat fell for each other.

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    His apartment was one of the reasons why Stede wished he could sometimes be abducted by the odd extraterrestrial. In general, it was a very nice apartment. Lounge, kitchen, bedroom, ensuite; not too spacious but not cramped, even with his substantial collection of knick-knacks and trinkets, and full use of the utility room in the basement.

    The only problem was that Stede did not always have full use of the apartment itself.

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    Stede Bonnet has been renting out his apartment to his superiors at work so they can cheat on their wives. In the hopes that facilitating their affairs will make them facilitate his advancement in the company. Maybe once he's more than a lowly spreadsheet wrangler he'll gather up the courage to ask out the beautiful security guard at the front desk. Maybe his promotion is what the big boss is calling him up to his office about. Or maybe Stede's life is about to change in an entirely different way.

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    5/?
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    30
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    Ed finds a dagger on a raid. A gorgeous, ornate dagger.

    Once upon a time, he also found a gorgeous, ornate gentleman on a raid.

    These things don't feel like coincidences.

    written for the #OFMDKinktober25 prompt 'knife play'

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    25
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    250
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    Stede Bonnet is a famous romance author, recovering from the breakup of his marriage and suffering from writer's block. Through an incredible twist of fate, he changes his life and meets the man of his dreams, village librarian Ed Teach.

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    10/28
    Comments:
    40
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    58
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    2
    Hits:
    1,025
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    Ed wants to get revenge. Stede wants to get railed. Neither of them gets what they want.

    And neither does Izzy, if anyone cared to fuckin' ask.

    written for the #OFMDWhumptober2025 prompt 'stabbed'

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    1/1
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    10
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    2
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    Ed's career has stagnated. Ed's everything has stagnated. At thirty, he has no idea who he is or where he wants to go, and maybe it doesn't matter at this stage. Even Stede seems more of a dream then a reality. Can a holiday across Europe with Anne help him find himself? Maybe. But when you're as famous as Ed Teach, the world is never far from your door.

    Izzy is doing as best he can to help keep Ed afloat in an increasingly complicated world. It's hard work, but someone has to do it. And if he doesn't, if he takes one day off, what does that make him? What does he have to contribute? Is it a good idea to stay with Ed at all? Or is there a better opportunity waiting in the wings? He might find out if Bonnet would leave him the fuck alone.

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    Comments:
    17
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    15
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    3
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    397
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    After two weeks of pirate brainrot, that was helped but not relieved by doing a drawing of Izzy and setting up a whole alternate plot line in my head, my beloved roommate encouraged me to be the deranged fanfic writer I want to see in the world. So here we are.
    Basically canon events, with some slight divergences from the main plot, that will loop right back to the storyline we see in the show.

    TLDR- Izzy Hands finds himself on the Revenge, hating every moment he has to watch his erratic captain spend with Stede Bonnet, and hating the so called "pirates" he employs. What he doesn't expect is someone to notice, or care, for him. Soon enough, the young pirate asks him to teach them what he knows about pirating, an offer he couldn't possibly refuse. What happens from there? Read to find out

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    Chapters:
    36/?
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    116
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    13
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    3,749
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    Two lonely kittens meet and become an inseparable pair when they are rescued by Fang and friends.

     

    (CW: Animal death implied - Lucius and Pete know Kitten!Ed’s Mama cat isn’t coming back and Kitten!Stede was rescued so young that he doesn’t remember his Mama cat. No further description or details.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    23
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    41
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    7
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    176
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    Ed and Izzy are finally opening their very own coffee shop! What could go wrong?
    (loose collection of slice-of-life ficlets from the baristaverse)

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    English
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    25,924
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    329
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    262
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    12
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    5,080
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    In a world where Mark Watney was the notorious pirate Blondbeard, Edward Teach is stuck on Mars.

     

    Fuck.

    Language:
    English
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    75
    Chapters:
    2/12
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    44
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    In a world where Mark Watney was the notorious pirate Blondbeard, Edward Teach is stuck on Mars.

     

    Fuck.

    Language:
    English
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    9,065
    Chapters:
    2/12
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    783

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