20 Works in Lamp/Shrignold (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

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    Kinktober 2025 list:

    Day 1 —Masturbation✅
    Day 2 —Coming untouched, kidnapping✅
    Day 3 —Threesome✅
    Day 4 —Sounding, Hypnosis✅
    Day 5 —Finger sucking, Dacryphilia, Wax play✅
    Day 6 —Humiliation, Outdoor sex, intoxication
    Day 7 — Blood play
    Day 8 —webcam, figging
    Day 9 —Shibari
    Day 10 —punishment, CNC
    Day 11 —handcuffs, somnophilia
    Day 12 —kneeling, sissification
    Day 13 —Dildos, Dom bottom/Sub top
    Day 14 —Possessive sex, choking
    Day 15 —Semi public
    Day 16 —Remote control
    Day 17 —Messy sex
    Day 18 —Dom/sub
    Day 19 —Creampie
    Day 20 —Mirror sex
    Day 21 —rimming
    Day 22 —quiet sex
    Day 23 —biting, praise kink
    Day 24 —anal sex, gags
    Day 25 —Double penetration
    Day 26 —Lingerie
    Day 27 —Hair pulling
    Day 28 —Multiple orgasms, needle play
    Day 29 —Body worship
    Day 30 —Degradation
    Day 31 —Writer’s choice!

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    Comments:
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    A collection of DHMIS crackfics that occasionally break out into a plot

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    17/?
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    63
    Kudos:
    133
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    2
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    This is my book where I'll be posting my hijinks! It's gonna be total chaos y'all. There will be NO GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS OF SEX OR SA (Cause I'm bad at writing it) but there will be mentions and/or hints of it happening. Please do comment about it so I know how to exactly use archive warnings since I'm new to writing fics on AO3 and don't want to tag my fics wrong.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    2
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    2/?
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    3
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    this is a story that shows the breakup shrignold goes through in a kinda toxic relationship with Larry. He will go on to meet the love of his life

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    4/5
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    Shrignold is raised at home and Larry is raised In a (mostly) regular social life. well what do you know they fall in love and after being separated by their parents/guardians they decided to run away and live their own life together

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    Chapters:
    23/?
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    2
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    Inspired by Going Postal at the Party by James Marriott

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    12
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    The Dhmis teachers talk

    That's it

    Oh and this kind of has a plot? Oh and i write like sh#t 💀

    ALSO THIS THING IS ABANDONED BTW

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
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    84
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    2,083
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    Shrignold and lars have been in a relationship for a bit now, lars wanted to do something freaky and shrignold didn’t mind what so ever…….

    though he was a bit afraid of what lars might think of him if they go to the next level

     

    to the people who are at my profile because of dnb, yes i like dhmis too 💪💪
    shrignold uses he/him, lars uses any but mostly he/him

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    A Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared Fanfic dedicated to the ship: Lamp x Shrignold. Both characters suffering through personal issues home and away from home. They find that the only thing that keeps each other going is, well, each other. However, the Court of the Love Cult – King Malcolm, Aesoptree, Aeacus, and Minos – Are not happy with this image. Therefore, they do what they can to put an end to this sin.

    𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞:
    Lamp as “Larry”
    Sketchbook as “Paige”
    Talking Clock as “Tony”
    Computer as “Colin”
    Steak as “Stanley”
    Spinach Can as “Spinach” (haha)
    Love Cult Purple Flower as “Daisy”
    Love Cult Yellow Flower as “Cosmos”
    Love Cult Unicorn as “U’ni”
    Love Cult Rabbit as “Rab’”
    Love Cult Frog Boy as “Frog’”
    Love Cult Paige Lookalike as “Aeacus”
    Love Cult Tony Lookalike as “Minos”
    Love Cult Tree as “Aesoptree”

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    English
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    22,924
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    What if the pulling of the plug wasn't truly the end? What if the long-awaited sense of peace it brought with it is only a foretelling of Roy's inevitable return? These are questions that have lingered in every teacher's mind since the show finished, but no one can be sure of the truth.

    Colin is one of the more optimistic teachers, serving to assure everyone that they're still shaken by everything that happened and simply need some time to lay their worries to rest. Tony is among the more sceptical, confident that the quiet is nothing more than a front, carefully watching for anything that doesn't seem quite right.

    And when they both find themselves waking up in a place they remember far too well, they know for sure that something was wrong all along. Their hope for peace is crumbling between their fingers with the appearance of a mysterious warehouse, their new assurance that Roy is furious and vengeful, and the awful discovery that their path to each other is guarded by a new Roy who's defiant not to let his guard down.

    Will they find their way back home? They may have bested Roy once, but it won't be so easy to do it when he executes his… Plan B.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3,419
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    Lampnold but Shrig and Lars don't like eachother at first

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    15
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    Prayer and worship commanded Shrignold's life for as long as he could remember, but when a certain dozing lamp reenters the butterfly's life, he begins to question everything he's ever known. There's a secret to be uncovered, as love guides Shrignold on his path to the truth.

    (An exploration of Shrignold’s position in the Love Cult and the history behind it, along with Lars’ drunkenness treated somewhat seriously.)

    Language:
    English
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    18,616
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    818
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    i'm interested in getting into writing again , nothing too dedicated . requests are welcomed !!

    disclaimer ; im more into the original cast , but the TV show is also up for option . ♡

    Language:
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    This is a Like Human uh College Au thing I wanted to Do so yeah :)

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    14
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    Oh no! Shrignold has forgotten to feed Malcom gravel! Now he has to face a horrible curse that will effect not only him, but all of the other teachers as well!

    UPDATED AS OF DECEMBER 2024!
    New chapters on the way!

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    What if the teachers became human?

    TW: mentions of murder, suicidal thoughts.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    1
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    2
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    1,503
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    NME and Haltmann Industries have caused a horrid breeding experiment. So the gang must band together and help Marx and Taranza along the way after catastrophic events.

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    Chapters:
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    16
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    1,586
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    - Do you really believe in Malcolm's powers? - Shrignold asked in a low, quiet voice. He looked almost vulnerable and sweet, asking for a holy promise.
    - I do. He made me feel so much less alone and I met you, too.
    - You want to worship our king then?
    - Of course, I would love to.
    - Close your eyes. I will read a prayer to you.

    Language:
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    1,105
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    71
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    The formatting is currently more set for Discord so please excuse the asterisks! I'll fix them soon but I just wanted to post this ASAP!

    I have the roles of Harry, Sketch, Collin, Tony's first appearance, Shrignold, and Doi in the second Lilly scene

    My partner has Robin, Doi in every other instance, Tony in every other instance, Lilly, Stacy and Larry

    We hope you enjoy! There is more being written right now and we're going to try and finish this thing!

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,554

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