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Honor and reason. Are these qualities enough to bring about change? Of oneself, of a life — or even of an entire nation. Should one forsake their moral code, abandon it, for the sake of a better future for others? This is a story about a path — and about destiny. Of a person? Of a nation.
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Честь и благоразумие. Достаточно ли этих качеств для изменений? Себя, жизни и в конце концов целой страны. Стоит ли пренебречь моральными устоями или плюнуть на них ради будущего других? Эта история о пути и судьбе. Человека? Целой страны.
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Power plays in Prada by RumpleWho
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006), The Thick of It (TV)
26 Aug 2025
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When Nicola ‘accidentally’ falls down a flight of stairs, DoSaC is forced to wait for her in an empty NHS waiting room.
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He came to destroy the journalist. He ended up reading bedtime stories.
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Jamie MacDonald’s a political journalist, a single dad to a five year old, and officially Malcolm Tucker’s new least favourite person after publishing a scathing article that sets Westminster on fire.
Malcolm turns up to verbally eviscerate him. Jamie tells him to piss off. Sparks fly, insults are hurled, and somehow Malcolm ends up learning how to braid hair.
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Public Interactions With Sad Fucks From Our Side Of The Shitstorm: An Interdepartmental Memo By Malcolm Tucker by Caranthirwasalesbian
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV)
22 Apr 2025
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A brief guide to appearing to have neither murderous nor overtly sexual interactions with your colleagues for IMMEDIATE distribution.
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Jamie escapes his past, and Malcolm pulls him into his world. Over the years, their connection is a constant push and pull—unspoken, unresolved, but always simmering beneath the surface.
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In his submission, he found release.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 100
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 96
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Because We Want To! by venus_de_l_aube
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (2009) & The Thick of It
14 Mar 2025
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Malcolm's quite bothered and annoyed, when the new DoSAC's program, "Aid for Maid", need a public figure to represent it, along with Nicola Murray.
The figure chosen? Rose Tyler, a beloved popstar, most beloved by Malcolm's niece, Bill. Mixed between the want to have the progam's lauching going well, and needing to get Rose's autograph for Bill, Malcolm lashes out.Meanwhile, Rose, after certain events and a very smart move from her, manages to let go, and for once give in to an impulsive urge.
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Ollie is debauched and shameless.
A.K.A office sex with Malcolm.
This is my first time writing and also it’s 2am so pls don’t kill me if this is bad I tried my best <3
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Работа в полиции — это тайны как в деле, так и в жизни. Но что, если жизненные тайны покрыты мраком? И раскрыть их означает отказаться от прошлой жизни.
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Malcolm对你有一些友好的建议。
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Malcolm has some friendly advice for you.**English version is in chapter two.
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Lunch Break by TheUnholySanctum
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, The Thick of It (TV)
17 Apr 2023
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Clara has an off day and decides to surprise Malcolm at his office. He’s always so stressed, and a remedy could just be a phone call away, but they haven’t seen each other in a few months, and he’s very good at talking himself out of things.
But she’ll be damned if she lets him get away.
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Clara surprises Malcolm at the office and he fucks her on his desk eight ways to sunday?
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Malcolm F. Tucker is a busy man. He babysits the whole government. But his family thinks his a bit lonely, so when his nephew see the perfect ocassion to match him with his sweet english teacher, he won't hesitate.
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Tucker's Law Addendum: Journalists Are Always Dense by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV)
01 Jan 2022
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Even in a more enlightened age, journalists are still sewer scum. Fortunately, this means Jamie and Malcolm get to indulge in a wee bit of therapeutic bollocking.
There are questions you just don't ask Malcolm Tucker. Fortunately, Jamie is always on hand to educate.
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Or Just Another Day In Westminster.
In the run up to a Christmas election, Malcolm Tucker is as busy as ever. Juggling legitimate political work with managing Nicola Murray's private life is not on his agenda. Fortunately, he has Jamie for that.
Wherein james Murray is an offscreen bastard, Jamie is as terrifying as ever (except when he isn't), Nicola is competent, and Malcolm probably just needs to sleep for a few days. But it's the election, so he has to micromanage everything.
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- Part 1 of Election Omnishambles
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There's No Place Like Motherwell For The Holidays by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV)
11 Dec 2021
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After a long election, Jamie takes Malcolm home to Motherwell for Christmas.
In which Malcolm finally meets the MacDonald Clan, shares a few of his and Jamie's past Christmases, and then watches some holiday movies.
What else are you supposed to do while on holiday?
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Don't worry, Jamie will make sure they get to that. Eventually.
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- Part 3 of Election Omnishambles
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After The Burial by Straight_jacketed
Fandoms: BioShock Infinite, BioShock 1 & 2 (Video Games), Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
02 Sep 2021
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In the aftermath of Elizabeth's disastrous visit to Rapture, the Luteces survey the carnage and try to make sense of what happened... but not all is as it seems.
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- Part 2 of Baptised But Not Buried
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Scottish eyebrows versus a fiery redhead demoness. Take your pick.
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- Part 12 of SVTFOE One Shots
- Part 2 of Found in the Archives
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 588
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 204
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The Dead walk the Earth by aly619
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Jun 2021
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The city of heroes has become a city of death. What is it that causes this nightmare, and why?
The story century on Kaminari left an orphan after his mom died at his hand; now, ten years later, he is fighting to survive along with his friend Tomura, Toga, and Dabi. Along the way, he meets other survivors. Along the road to survivor, betrayal and secret are being kept among the survivors, including his own friends.