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Nathan's been acting weird lately, and Simon is sent to find out what's wrong. The last thing he expects is to see Nathan turned part squid. Now they have to find out how to fix it before Nathan goes bat-shit insane, now that he can't even think about getting sex, or even getting naked, for that matter.
Not as bad as it sounds.
NOT porn. I did this to prove that there can be a tentacle fic WITHOUT porn.
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the disabled list: behind the scenes, and socks with character by secretsquirrel
Fandoms: detroit tigers - Fandom, Baseball RPF
16 Jul 2012
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This guy next to him with the ridiculous socks and stupid hair and chipmunk cheeks is his best friend, and he knows the guy up and down, backwards and forwards, inside and out, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, right down to the reason why he doesn't buy a new pair of socks. So he doesn't bring it up.
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"You have never... Seen me... At my worst." the Batter assured and Zacharie knew that for a fact. The Batter had said he was losing something, little did he know that he had already long lost it. Just as Zacharie had lost his "something" long ago too.
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Waya finds a surprise upstairs.
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- Part 9 of Qem's 12 Days Of Xmas 2013
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Irreconcilable Differences by Ayabelle (lea_hazel)
Fandoms: Collar of the Damned, Original Work
07 Feb 2014
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Morally questionable political decisions segue neatly into equally questionable sexual decisions.
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Purgatory has taken a toll on Cas's health, and both Sam and Dean are concerned for his safety, especially on hunts. However, Cas's mysterious illness is not the biggest threat. There are far more serious dangers on the horizon for the boys and especially for Cas...
Canon-divergent. Canon up to 8x01, some season 8 spoilers. Read at own discretion.
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Happiness is no Mystery (It's Here Now, It's You and Me) by orphan_account
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
23 Jul 2014
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Of course, to any other person it was a normal day, but to Louis, today was Wednesday. Wednesday: the day that the cute, curly-haired, 17-year-old boy with the dimples and the voice of an angel came by as the entertainment for the entire day. Harry Styles, Louis recalled. His name was Harry Styles. And for three years, Harry Styles would come to the little, rundown coffee shop at the corner of 14th and Main Street every Wednesday, place his perfect self right on stage, and sing for seven hours straight. It was everything to Louis.
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Dean and Sam need to deal with learning just how badly the angels have messed up their lives for the past two years, starting with the fallout from their trip to Heaven. Cas "helps".
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There’s nothing better to Yoongi than getting a little high and fucking Jimin right into the mattress.
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Daniel Jackson is abducted by the Lucian Alliance during a standard recon mission.
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In which we finally discover what the hell caused the dreamfasting.
Incidentally I am pretty well versed in Norse mythology, I just can't be arsed to deal with that whole family tree given that these are not actual gods but fictionalized versions of them. (Yes there is a difference. I dated an actual Heathen for two years and they are serious about their lore.) I only bring this up because I'm about to do naughty things with a character's origins, and I don't want anyone to be all "But that's not how it happened! Critical research fail!"
Anyway - I'd like to say this'll all make sense in the end because of my Grand Plan, but I'm making it up as I go along.
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- Part 7 of The Dreamfasting
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When Vance is sad, Richard decides to show him how to have a good time.
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To Hell And Back by heraisabiter
Fandoms: Star Wars, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
16 Jan 2016
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Rey, Finn, and Poe Dameron are sent on a mission together. After their ship crashes, Finn falls back on his stormtrooper training to keep his friends safe.
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After the Fall by Xyriath
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
23 Jan 2016
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They’re home.
They haven’t been, not since that day in October, but the battle is over, and things can go back to normal.
Only, she has no idea what normal is anymore, and every time she looks at Al in his new body, hears his new voice, she thinks she might need to be reworking her definition, anyway.
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Sequel to Merciless
Frisk had given up. They were tired of the pain, the humiliation, the mockery, and the loneliness. They'd given Sans what he'd wanted - their SOUL. They had stayed dead, and he had been free to absorb their power.
So why are they alive again?
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It has been over a decade since you led the monsters out of the underground and to the surface. Chara, the malevolent spirit you picked up in the underground, has been with you the whole time, squatting in the back of your mind, determined to come back someday and start her genocide.
Finally, her constant determination has paid off and she finds herself the owner of a brand new adult body. Your attempt at stopping her awakens something inside her and she discovers there is something in this world she loves more than power.
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- Part 1 of Chara is a Kinky Bitch
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Your attempt at making one of Chara's kinkier fantasies a reality, leads her to a revelation about your relationship and she suffers an existential crisis.
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- Part 2 of Chara is a Kinky Bitch
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Light Praxus by pjlover666, silberstreif
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
13 Aug 2023
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Prowl is a Praxian and Praxus always had been famous for its more peculiar cultural quirks. When Prowl announces that he wants to travel to Praxus, Jazz is determined to accompany his lover. After all, it is high time that he meets Prowl's family, even if everyone calls him a "submissive" and he has to call Prowl "Sir".
It's not like he really is a sub or anything... right? And what exactly is up with all that awesome glittery stuff?Series
- Part 11 of Collaboration
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When Will had departed, his unfortunate aftershave lingered in the office like a long, late afternoon shadow. Hannibal settled back into the leather chair, breathing it in as though it were opium smoke. As he did so, the silver-framed mirror behind him seemed to shift. It no longer reflected the warm light of the office, but a swirling expanse of blackening smoke. The antlers that framed the glass shifted and warped. Darkness crept into the reflection like oil spreading across silvery water. The edges of the gilt frame softened against the dark tide, fading into the gloom.
Hannibal himself changed with it. At first, as his eyes slid closed, it was just his chair that changed. Elongating. Growing bone-white antlers like a thicket of vines. But then the darkness crept over him as well, polishing his muted brown suit to a robe of inky black velvet. And his eyes, when he opened them to survey his kingdom, were a bloody, viscous red.
“All hail the Fairy King.”
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Chara has such wonderful, wonderful things to show you...
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- Part 5 of Chara is a Kinky Bitch
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He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.
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Bookmarked by queertyuiop
01 Aug 2014
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GREAT feral!Derek fic. One of the first Teen Wolf fics I read and I LOVED it. Well-written.
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“I just wish it was something you could practice before you have to… perform.” He narrows his eyes, imagining it. “Like a CPR class.”
Suga raises an eyebrow. “You want to practice it. Beforehand.”
“Yeah. Are you offering?”
((Daichi doesn't like to be bad at things--kissing included--and Suga is willing to help him practice.))
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“It was a strange night for both of us. It was also a misfortune on my part to enter a stall that couldn’t be locked.”
“Well,” Bokuto rushed to find something to respond in kind. “If it makes you feel any better, I didn’t see your penis or anything!”
College AU -- Bokuto often goes down to the club to have fun on a weekend, nothing new, until he pukes on someone's pants and that someone shows up at his door the next day as his very beautiful, very embarrassed new roommate.
(Disclaimer: Not an angel/astronaut AU)
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- Part 1 of These Days, These Days
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Akaashi is coming to terms with the fact that he might be romantically interested in his volleyball captain. Hence, doing what any sixteen year old with a problem should do. He asks about it online.
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Neku called, and Joshua responds.
Bookmarked by TheAmazingPedestrian
01 Dec 2015
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I wasn't expecting to find a ficlet like this by just browsing the tag, but hey, I did.
It was short and sweet and everything I would expect Joshua to think a ways later after the game.
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"my new neighbor shares my balcony and we keep running into each other outside" au, where Bokuto moves into the apartment next door and Akaashi falls in love with the neighbor that always climbs over his railing
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If he wasn't sure before, he's certain of it now; Akaashi is being cockblocked by the dick ghost that haunts the apartment.
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The thing is, with Hinata, Kageyama doesn't really need a girlfriend. They see movies together, they go out to eat together; they rock-paper-scissors for the bill, although Hinata's pretty transparent (he almost always chooses rock), so sometimes Kageyama will let him win on purpose. Who needs girls when you have someone like that?
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Bokuto is still undecided as to whether he wants to thank Kuroo, or to not speak to him for at least ten months. The reason for this is because he still can’t figure out whether his situation is a good one or a bad one.
After all, how does one react to suddenly getting a stranger for a boyfriend, and one as stunningly pretty as Akaashi Keiji at that? Bokuto sure doesn't know.
And, honestly. It was all supposed to be just a harmless prank.
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It's really just a fact of life for Ryan now; his boyfriend eats people. That doesn't bother him. What bothers him is getting caught by the FAKE crew and jumped into whatever mess of a gang they call themselves. Perhaps they should have listened a little better.
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Michael wondered if Bonnie and Clyde had to deal with this shit, or any other criminal in the last like century, or if it was just him who had to deal with a life of crime and having one of the most prominent identifiers of anyone in the business. Soulmates, yeah cool, that’s great until you’ve got a body full of first words that make it so anyone who sees you can immediately identify you as that guy who stuck up the bank the one they saw on the news last night.
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Saint Joe on a School Bus by Turntechgodliness
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus RPF
03 May 2016
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A very drunken Gavin has lost his shoes, his coat, and his ability to make his way home. Lucky for him, his companions are good at taking care of him. Unlucky for them (or perhaps luckier than they think) he's a bit of a tease when he's drunk.
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Oikawa texts the wrong number when complaining about Ushijima, and then keeps texting Iwaizumi.
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picking your battles: an unauthorized los santos survival guide by orphan_account
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter RPF
30 Dec 2014
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Ray moves further into the kitchen and points the gun directly at Ryan’s chest. “Who are you? Not a crackhead. Not some guy looking to get his rocks off at a club. You took my gun, let me walk off like Prince Happy Unaware to get the shit beat out of me, and now you’re making, what, chocolate chip waffles, are you serious—who the fuck does that?”
Ryan sets the bowl down and lifts his hands, palms up, still not looking particularly concerned. “I got hired to find some stupid kid who stole nearly fifty thousand dollars’ worth of coke off a kingpin,” he says, offhand, and Ray’s stomach flips.
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Well Hybrid Be Damned by Heartsprout (graygryphon)
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus RPF
31 May 2016
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Gavin has always felt like a feathered failure, ever since his early bird-hybrid presenting had proven to be less of the blessing he was expecting
But an encounter with a scrappy cat hybrid could bring him closer to where he want's to be
Maybe his dreams will finally get off the ground?
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- Part 1 of Heartsprout's Hybrid AU
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The Great Rooster Teeth Paintball War by PAPERSK1N
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus RPF
05 Nov 2015
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Rule one: You get shot, you're out.
Rule two: Nobody leaves the building.
Rule three is that there ain't no other rules.
When Ray gets invited to an impromptu black tie no-weapons gala at Rooster Teeth HQ he's suspicious. He's a killer for hire- so he's actually always suspicious, but the invitation rubs him the wrong way. However, attendance is mandatory and Ray knows what happens to the people who break RT's rules. (hint: it involves murder)
Burnie Burns is a complicated man, and he's spun them a web of Steven Speilburg proportions. Ray's just ready to go home to his Xbox when he's sucked into a game he doesn't even want to play (so really, a familiar feeling).
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- Part 1 of Paintball!Verse
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Ray & Ryan [like bonnie and clyde, get it?] by MelodramaticMrTails
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus RPF
10 Sep 2015
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It’s always been just the two of them. At least since Ryan remembers meeting Ray.
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All the other agents pair up, and Wash is left single. Not that he minds. He comes to realize Agent Maine is single as well. South is a dick. Wash will never, ever call Florida "daddy."
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The Sacrafices Made to Find a Home by rororat
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus RPF
07 Jun 2016
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Los Santos. A city of crime sat right next to the ocean’s shore line. Many happy patrons walk down the pier and through the sand, all painfully aware of the number of bodies of both men and woman dragged down under the water’s surface. But nearly no one knows of the living bodies of four men and a single woman, who sim and dart under the water’s cool, glassy surface.
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Lay Your Head Down and Dream Again by orphan_account
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter RPF
26 Jul 2015
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Ray has just arrived in prison and finds that he has to share a cell with the most terrifying, infamous man in the prison.
At first he keeps himself as far away from the madman as he can, but slowly he discovers that perhaps behind the horrifying skullmask is a person just as lonely as himself.Series