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    Usurper! The dastardly Dark Lord Skere Kaan and his Brotherhood of Darkness have snuck onto Coruscant and taken over the ruling of the planet.

    While the Jedi Lords are off on the frontlines—disconnected from the Core’s misfortune—a band of Knights, sympathetic senators, and a mischievous Lord must combat the intruders and their persecution of the people.

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    An AU (sort of) in which Anakin Skywalker was taken by the Jedi at the Age of 5 after the mysterious death of his mother on Tatooine.

    At age 12, Anakin begins having a series of dreams and flashbacks which lead him to question the official story he was told about his mother's death, leading him to embark on a mission to discover the truth. His mission leads to long buried secrets, lies, and a splinter group branded as heretics by the Jedi. Everything Anakin has believed in is overturned, but he might just find new purpose and love in the process.

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    “We would love to have more young men serving as altar boys in the parish. It could be a wonderful opportunity for you to grow your relationship with God. There’s a training program for it that meets on Wednesdays. Can we expect you there, Anakin?”

    Anakin looked from the old priest to his mother, desperation in his eyes. Shmi’s own eyes were wide and she nodded her head with a hopeful look. Ah, Christ. Anakin’s shoulders deflated and he nodded his head. The look on his face was like he was getting sent to the gallows.

    “Sure, Father. I can be there on Wednesday.”

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    Look, Jango needs to get a hold of Duchess Satine Kryze, and she's refusing to answer his calls.

    He tracks her down to what he believes is a fancy party, where he's just going to.. Talk to her a little. All good.
    It isn't a fancy party, and he doesn't find her.
    Jango finds himself, has his mind filled with fantasies, and nearly forgets his own name.

    All Hallow's Jangobi Week 2025 - Disguise / Secrets

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    Obi-Wan wakes up on a battlefield. This isn't all that surprising, given how many battles he's been a part of throughout his life. Except for the small fact that his last memory was of facing Darth Vader on the Death Star.

    His body is too small, the Force is behaving strangely, and there's a surprisingly large number of Mandalorians around...

    Well, at least they're fighting Death Watch. That's definitely something he can get behind.

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    Obi-Wan had decided in all his questionable glory to visit Padme and borrow one of her outfits.

    Then take himself to the top of 500 Republica.

    And then fall from an extreme height while singing...and modeling.

    Well, never NOT send a Kenobi to do...whatever this was.

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    Or: How Obi-Wan saved the galaxy...by falling from an extreme height...wearing one of Padme's dresses...while singing.

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    "let them hate, so long as they fear"
    -Caligula

    Darth Harmonius and Darth Vader have an arrangement of sorts.

    In an Empire full of vipers, it's good to have allies.

    Until a Sithling comes crashing into their lives.

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    No-one. That was what his name meant.

    Obi-wan was a nobody.

    He always had been and was sure he always would be.

    But even nobodies can find their people.

    And who better to be the best friend of a nobody than a Shadow.

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    Follows Obi-wan (and his steadily growing family) from when he returned from Melida/Daan as a teenager till the Clone wars in small snapshots of the years.

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    Codywan Week 2025 Day 3 - Cody reacting to pin-up of Obi-Wan

    Cody is not pleased with Fleck's nose art.

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    [Audio Length: 25:45]

    The first time Feemor meets his padawan brother the boy is all but five foot nothing of unimpressed 14 year old.

    Or: Feemor tries to bond with his newest (and somewhat ornery) padawan brother by taking him to the blaster range, not knowing that Obi-Wan spent months as a sniper on Melida-Daan and is already a very, very, good shot.

    Podfic of You were cool by CombatBootsandDreams.

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    Sometimes, in the quiet moments between his obsessive bouts of tracking Darth Vesper, Anakin thought about Ahsoka. About how easily the Council had cast her aside with no apology or admission of guilt. Only silence and a half-baked excuse of how the betrayal would make her a better Jedi. More useful to them.

    She had trusted them. He had trusted them. And in the end, trust hadn't been enough.

    Maybe that was why this hunt felt so urgent, why he couldn't let it go. If he brought Kenobi in, if he succeeded where the Council had fai— struggled, maybe then they'd see him the way he had always wanted them to since his first day standing before them at nine years old. Not as reckless or unstable or too attached.

    Just right.

    Just enough.

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    The Jedi Temple's seamstresses are done with Obi-Wan's penchant for dropping his cloak at the slightest provocation.

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    Anakin makes a face, wondering how to explain. I’m a little bit in love with a guy who leaves comments on my blog but there’s also a guy at the store who keeps coming to my checkout just to speak to me?

    That sounds insane.

    “It might be,” Anakin says instead, hoping he isn’t lying through his teeth. “I’ll tell you when I know.”

     

    or when obi-wan is in love, he's a troll, both to the hot young man at the supermarket, and to the food blogger he's got a crush on. (spoiler: they're the same person). anakin can't decide whether to punch obi-wan in the face or teach him how to cook properly. they fall in love one comment and one unacceptable food item at a time :)

     

    (cody set this up and regrets every life choice he ever made.)

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    3 years after the end of the Clone Wars. The Republic has survived. The Jedi Order, though scarred, is in a period of reconstruction and redefinition. With the war over, the Jedi are returning to their roots as peacekeepers, diplomats, and teachers. But scars from the war remain — both personal and political. Many new padawans are in need of Master's. The Jedi Council deliberates the Knights of the order to select their padawan's.

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    There was something thrilling about the thought of engaging in sex; that, or else no one would do it outside of procreation. For clones battling foes across the galaxy, there was never any reason to explore the act; that is, until Kenobi had caught his attention a week prior.

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    The first time Feemor meets his padawan brother the boy is all but five foot nothing of unimpressed 14 year old.

    Or: Feemor tries to bond with his newest (and somewhat ornery) padawan brother by taking him to the blaster range, not knowing that Obi-Wan spent months as a sniper on Melida-Daan and is already a very, very, good shot.

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    Over a decade before the Clone Wars, Jango and Myles encounter a Stewjoni omega in a brothel in Hutt space. They decide to rescue him, but Jango and Myles know that Stewjoni omegas can drop into dangerous--and deadly--heats. So Jango makes the choice to mate him and help him through said heat with the full knowledge that he’ll have to give his new mate back to the Jedi once he’s stable enough.

    And that doesn’t take into account the Stewjoni omega’s kid, or who said kid’s other parent is.

    Or the hunt Jango’s about to go on.

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    A prequel to I Have Promises To Keep!

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    Obi-Wan and Anakin know perfectly well that there is a deeper connection between them than there should be between a Jedi master and his padawan, but they’re too stubborn to admit it to themselves, and to one another. When the force sends them back in time, the two will find themselves dealing with the connection to a third element as well: a young Obi-Wan. However, their troubles will not stop at matters of the heart. Obi-Wan cannot exist without Anakin to complement him, and in a galaxy where Anakin was not even conceived, how can these two concepts coexist?

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    Cody is waiting for Obi-Wan Kenobi to finish his business at the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, when he's joined in his vigil by a young padawan. The commander thinks that the child is lost, at least until he learns that the youngling is there to meet HIM and find out if all the stories he's heard are real.

     

    “I’m Chaarki. I’m seven.”

    “Well, Chaarki,” the commander began, trying to be friendlier than the persona his bulky armor and scarred face likely projected. “What are you doing out here by yourself?”

    “I’m not.” The Iktochi padawan shook his horned head. “I’m with you.”

    Cody heard himself chuckle. “So you are,” he concurred.

    “I wanted to come see you,” Chaarki continued. “After the stories.”

    “What stories?”

    “The ones Master Obi-Wan tells us."
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    Anakin stared down at his comm-link on his wrist, re-reading the innocent letters that combined to create a message that was anything but. At first he thought he'd hallucinated the message, but no, it remained there clear as day, hovering above Anakin's wrist in small, electric blue font.

    Obi-Wan was texting him.

    About his cock.

    In the middle of a debrief with the 501st.

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