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And This Is Why I Should’ve Burned the Scripts by Diya_K___Legostar27
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer, Troy (2004), Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), Paris - English & Mackay, Paris the Musical - Fandom, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
05 Oct 2025
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Achilles and Patroclus wake up trapped in white void with one sofa, one TV, and one disembodied voice informing them that they're about to watch modern portrayals of themselves.
Achilles is outraged. Patroclus is trying to stay calm. All the tea was left in Elysium.
And we are on the ride to mayhem with them!
From Troy (2004) to The Song of Achilles to every fanfic that ever existed (plus a little revisit to the past), nothing is safe here.
Or Achilles and Patroclus reacting to themselves in media (poorly)
Or a very very very crack fic
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- Part 1 of Myth and Memes (Iliad/TSOA Crackfics)
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Menelaus is up one night and his mind wonders, it’s not good for he doesn’t think he deserves to be with Helen and Paris.
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- English
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- 1,187
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- 1/1
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Pólemos by Alex_the_just_okay
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, The Odyssey - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Paris - Jon English, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
29 Sep 2025
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Paris went to look back at His bride to be,Helen,when he felt a sharp pang in his chest.
It felt like someone physically plucking a string in his heart.
The young god gasped,followed by the goddess raising her brow.
She did not seemed panicked, she looked more intrigued. Paris stared down at where the arrow had hit then to the king of Sparta. -
You'll go anyway by lulu874
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, HOMER - Works, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Paris - English & Mackay
07 Sep 2025
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Hector head toward his certain death and cross path with Cassandra.
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Lying Odysseus Lied by KamiBakuFanNumber1
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Paris - English & Mackay
26 Aug 2025
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A one shot collection of Odysseus telling tales and lies to his friends in my modern au, I just thought it would be fun
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Day One by KamiBakuFanNumber1
Fandoms: Paris - English & Mackay, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
15 Aug 2025
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The sun shone through the sheer curtains in the guest room and danced across Odysseus' waking face. He squinted at the light before throwing an arm over his eyes. His head pounded with the previous night's party and regret for how much he drank filled his veins.
"That was an insane dream."
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- Part 8 of College AU
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Fight by KamiBakuFanNumber1
Fandoms: Paris - English & Mackay, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
13 Aug 2025
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"I asked Paris out today."
"Paris." Odysseus repeats, "Paris, as in the guy who flirted with Helen? Your girlfriend?"
"Yes," Menelaus didn't look up, "That's the only Paris I know."
"What."
"What?" Menelaus echoes.
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- Part 5 of College AU
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Camping by KamiBakuFanNumber1
Fandoms: Paris - English & Mackay, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
12 Aug 2025
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He sat up straight, "Penelope?"
"You're a horrible liar," she smiled, shoving a mug into his hands.
"I'm not, actually" he said matter-of-factly, "I get away with lying plenty."
Penelope hummed in lieu of a response.
"You're just freakishly good at picking through them.." he mumbled into the mug as he took a sip.
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- Part 7 of College AU
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Armageddon by bythegods
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Paris - English & Mackay, Homer’s Epic Cycle, The Iliad - Homer
12 Aug 2025
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“We should hunt,” Odysseus suggests, and it’s a very good suggestion, “for food.”
“Hunt what?”
“…Pigs. What else is there?”
Achilles rolls his eyes. “Why would we hunt pigs if we’ve just made one our leader?” He grins as Patroclus snickers beside him. There’s not one other soul present who finds it funny.
alternatively : the trojan war if they were a bunch of idiots stranded on an island who start war with each other
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Taken? by KamiBakuFanNumber1
Fandoms: Paris - English & Mackay, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
12 Aug 2025
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"You are one fine as hell man," Paris couldn't seem to take his eyes off of Menelaus.
"What the hell?" Menelaus looked at the man in front of him, "Wait, Paris?"
Suddenly Helen appeared, slipping her arm through the gap between Menelaus inner elbow and body, linking them together. She leans on him slightly, as if she was claiming him, "Oh babe I-"
"Helen!" Paris said, shocked.
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- Part 4 of College AU
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Worth Waiting For by Dinofanx
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Paris - English & Mackay
10 Aug 2025
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“What if I showed you what the key is for?” Paris perks up at that.
“Oh, now that could be interesting. What do you have for me?” He steps towards Odysseus, eyebrows raised.
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PenOdy are invited to a party on the day Odysseus is set to be freed from the new toy they've been trying out. Paris steals the key to it.
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Frisbee by KamiBakuFanNumber1
Fandoms: Paris - English & Mackay, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
10 Aug 2025
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"Will you be my partner for this assignment?" Palamedes asked, leaning on the desk in front of Penelope.
"No," She cringed internally at how he tried to tried to seem cool.
"Do you already have a partner?"
Penelope paused, she hadn't thought about who to partner with at all, she just knew she didn't want to partner with him.
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- Part 1 of College AU
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Midterm Project by KamiBakuFanNumber1
Fandoms: Paris - English & Mackay, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
09 Aug 2025
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"Your midterm project group assignments are on blackboard," The professor at the front of the classroom announced, "As well as the instructions."
Looking around at his classmates there was only one that Odysseus didn't want to be paired with.
Penelope.
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- Part 3 of College AU
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One Waffle by KamiBakuFanNumber1
Fandoms: Paris - English & Mackay, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
08 Aug 2025
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"You've rewritten that three times, Odysseus," Penelope nodded at his notebook.
"Oh."
Penelope looked at the corner of her screen, "It's late," She closed her laptop, "Come get food with me?"
Odysseus chuckled, the question wasn't really much of a question at all but he wouldn't have rejected her anyway, "Ok."
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- Part 6 of College AU
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Heartbreak by KamiBakuFanNumber1
Fandoms: Paris - English & Mackay, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
07 Aug 2025
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"That big ginger guy is gonna ask Helen out," Odysseus overheard.
"Which one??"
"Uhh," the student hesitated, "I think he does English or Comms? He's tall and has freckles. I thought he was gay?"
"OH!" the second exclaimed, "THE ONE THAT KISSED DOG GUY?"
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- Part 2 of College AU
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Ulysses did not want to do this.
The fabric scratched his skin uncomfortably and his chest felt exposed. Who the hell even were these guys anyway?
Some soldiers were laughing at something pathetic Paris had done while they were on the battlefield, and Ulysses had joined in at the opportunity too, as he always did. He just didn't expect that those predatory smiles would turn on him.
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Lighthearted Jabs by KamiBakuFanNumber1
Fandoms: Paris - English & Mackay, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
29 Jul 2025
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"You would think that wouldn't you?" Odysseus jabs, lighthearted in their conversation.
The table erupts in laughter and usually Paris would be laughing louder than the rest but something in his chest tightens and he stands, "I'll be right back.." it's barely above a whisper.
He rushes off towards the nearest bathroom, locking himself into the first open stall as tears slip down his cheeks.
How stupid was he? Crying in the bathroom over a stupid, obvious joke. A joke that was passed back and forth between the two over and over, they were always like this.
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- Part 9 of College AU
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I died there, yet i still feel the pain. by lulu874
Fandoms: Paris - English & Mackay, The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
28 Jul 2025
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The Troy's war is over, and Helen of Sparta is dead. Almost.
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- Part 1 of Helen x Cassandra
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P(r)etty Things by Dinofanx
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Paris - English & Mackay
28 Jul 2025
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Paris acquired a new toy and he has every intention to play with it until it breaks.
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A short test for Paris, with the premise of him being handed a captured Odysseus to interrogate and do with him as he pleases.
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- Part 4 of Misc Drabbles
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“Oh Phoebus Apollo, Lord of the Silver Bow, rouser of armies in my heart!” Paris began his speech, squirming in place just enough for the loose straps of his clothing to fall from his shoulders, “hear me, your humble servant and endless worshipper, as I pray to you for a blessing I shall never forget.”
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Or in other words Paris does what he does best to get Apollo's attention and then goes to piss off Diomedes (another thing he's very good at).