14 Works in Smartass Tony Stark

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    A blue light shone through the blackness, its glare brightening as it moved closer. Peter could just barely make out the silhouette of a hand behind the cerulean beacon, steady and unfaltering. -

    - It was a man. A scruffy man with a tired face but a sinewy body, his ripped clothes showing off the scars that littered his arms and chest. The sunlight illuminating him made all of his features stand out - his protruding cheekbones, his sunken cheeks, his collarbone peeking over the neck of his shirt. His arm was extended out in front of him, red metal encasing his hand. The same blue light that was shining from the palm of his gauntlet glowed through the fabric covering his sternum.

    The man paused, raking his eyes over the teen’s frame. After a moment, he lowered his red-covered hand and slumped a bit, his eyebrows furrowing.

    “Jesus, you're just a baby.”

    - - -

    Or, When a plague takes out most of the world's population, Peter Parker is left with no one. Tony Stark finds him and takes him underneath his wing.

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    Staying at Clint’s farm had many perks, well for Tony at least, he had ‘unfortunately’ been roomed with Steve, which originally seemed like a bad idea but when morning came it proved to be a great idea.

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    It's a tale as old as time; Tony asks Steve to teach him how to give a blowjob and Steve, a pining idiot, agrees.

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    This is not your typical Romeo and Juliet romance story.

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    Pepper Potts is in her final semester of college at Columbia University and all that stands between her and graduation is a final internship.

    She’s smart and pretty and is surrounded by friends, but she’s also well educated and driven. She has no time for romance.

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    Tony Stark is a recent graduate from MIT and has returned home to start learning the more intimate procedures of his father’s company—the one he’s set to one day run.

    He likes fast cars and even faster women and to Tony, that’s all he needs in life... until one day a woman stops him dead in his tracks.

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    11/?
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    Loki sacrifices himself in endgame to save Tony, coming "back from the dead" one last time. Tony's not expecting it. In fact, he'd been planning on dying to defeat the purple monstrosity so that he could join his soulmate wherever he ended up.

    Now without the trickster, his life has no meaning. Tony decides to go back in time to help his loves younger self avoid falling into Thanos' hands. He expects it to be difficult judging by Loki's stories of Asgard and Thor before he was banished to earth. Befriending the younger Loki should be easy right?

    Everything makes his objective harder.... Especially the fact that a younger Loki is a slippery little bastard, hard to pin down and even harder to connect and talk to without shooting himself in the foot or exposing his true purpose.

    He just wants to make life better for his God. Everything spirals out of control once Tony gets a good hard look at Loki's life as a second Prince.

    *** PLEASE READ THE TAGS. DEPRESSION AND DEATH OF A SOULMATE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER. IT GETS BETTER I PROMISE!!!***

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    Okay so Tony was known for his genius intellect and his brilliant ideas but maybe going to talk alone to a psychotic Norse god wasn't his best one? But then again how could he have known that talking to the guy was actually gonna make him end up on the other side of the galaxy, playing pirates to try and get back to earth?

    Hiding in Midgard had definitely been a bad idea. Letting himself be distracted by Tony Stark an even worse one. Lately, it seemed that Loki only made poor life decisions. Nothing ever went his way, it was very frustrating. The Man of Iron was very frustrating too. Loki was very frustrated.

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    May is unable to go to Career day at Peter's school. Tony decides to show up.

     

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    17,343
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    Ethne Petridis is a straight-A student with a dream: to write comic books for a living. Little do her parents know, she's writing about her own adventures.

    Two months after graduation, she has completed her preparations for college. She's been balancing her life fairly well, all things considered. What with her parents' looming divorce and hiding behind a mask, she's a little stressed to say the least.

    By day, a nondescript aspiring artist. By night, she is the young vigilante known as Spitfire. She roams the streets of Seattle with a quiet vengeance, taking down petty thieves and protecting the innocent.

    Then her worst day ever rolls around. Mistakes everywhere, and it shows. Nothing *else* could go wrong, right?

    Wrong--the Avengers come to pay her a visit.

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    Literally just a porn anthology for this pairing. Steve, Bucky and literal fuck tons of sweet filthy gay consensual sex.
    A. K. A. exactly what is says on the can, and by can I mean tags.

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    4/?
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    Tony hasn’t been kidnapped in a while, and Steve has taken the metaphorical two steps back. What better way to win him over than some auto-kidnapping? The thing is, that (stupid) plan might just backfire.

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    The Tesseract and the Bifrost aren't the only ways by which to travel between the worlds, and there are more worlds than Thor has spoken of. When one of the pathways goes awry, the Avengers are called in to clean up the resulting mess.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    12,890
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    Of all the things that made Steve Rogers special, no one would have guessed that his true purpose would make life as Captain America seem like a small thing in comparison.

    A fic in which Loki seeks redemption, long locked doors are blown wide open, and two people inadvertently help each other realize their full potential while trying to save the universe.

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    9/?
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    "He did not trust anybody but Natasha. He did not even trust himself. People came to his door, and demanded entrance, but Clint ignored them, and their offers for help. He just kept his eyes closed. He told himself that he wasn't really hiding – that it wasn't hiding when you closed your eyes and pretended that everyone else wasn't there."

    Based off a prompt from Prompts Assemble.

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    Tiny crackish ficlet in reponse to the following prompt on norsekink/avengerkink:

    "Loki does the cinnamon challenge. Chaos ensues."

    Read at your own risk.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    5
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    63
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    5
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    1,062

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