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  1. 15

    The Ethereal Horticultural Revolution, or, Peas Is Our Professioune by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    06 Aug 2025

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    Aziraphale potters in the garden whilst Crowley lazes in the sun. But there are storm clouds gathering, and communication might still be a problem, even in the South Downs.

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    You Know What They Say About Customers by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    16 Oct 2019

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    “Angel,” Crowley all but yelled, smiling sharply. He hadn’t taken off his sunglasses, and it unnerved Annie a little that she couldn’t see his eyes. “Are you aware you have a customer?”

    The owner gave Annie a look that reminded her remarkably of a deer caught in a car’s headlights. “Well, ah,” he stammered.

    Crowley’s sharp grin didn’t abate. “Explains why it’s so... inhospitable in here,” he added, running one finger along a shelf. His finger came away dirty. “Don’t you know that damp is bad for books?”

    The lights seemed to dim again, and the ceiling began to leak in earnest. Annie thought about the book she had picked up, in a foreign language and so choked with dust it was hard to read, and then about her cousin’s allergies. “I should actually get going, sorry,” she said a little uneasily. She let the door shut behind her, shivering in the cold as she headed down the street. That was a bookshop she was never going to return to.

    [Five times a potential customer never returns to Aziraphale’s shop + one not-customer who promises he will]

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    Hot: Please Handle With Care by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    24 Jul 2019

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    Anonymous asked: A good omens prompt? Crowleys a snake, and snakes dont sweat/are cold blooded. No way to internally regulate temperature. So maybe something about that? Overheating in the gardens or something?

    Aziraphale is gone when Crowley wakes up, so he decides to get some gardening done. He can't sacrifice his Aesthetic, and there's a heatwave, so before he knows it, things have gone downhill. When Aziraphale gets back, he finds a collapsed and delirious demon to take care of.

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    Never Lift A Finger by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    16 Nov 2025

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    Basically, Crowley accidentally helps Aziraphale guide customers away from his shop without buying anything, mainly by unintentionally jump-scaring them.

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    Not Quite The Devil You Know by

    Fandoms: Supernatural, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    29 Jun 2014

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    Dean does not appreciate being stuck in London. Anthony J. Crowley does not appreciate being 'hunted' by two lunatics. Duke of hell Hastur is extremely annoyed that two strange mortals keep interfering with his plans to get revenge on Crowley himself, and Aziraphale disapproves mildly of the word 'assbutt'.

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    The Secret Agent Gossip Ring Of St. James's Park by , , , ,

    Fandom: Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

    05 Jan 2023

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    For as long as anyone can remember, secret agents have been feeding the ducks and holding clandestine meetings at St. James's Park.
    Naturally, secret agents gossip.

     

    And naturally, there is one particularly odd pair at the park about whom the secret agent gossip ring can't help but speculate. Their code names are Sunglasses and Tartan.

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    Made in Heaven by

    Fandoms: Lucifer (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    02 Aug 2023

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    Lucifer... n'aime pas particulièrement les humains.
    C'est à cause d'Eux qu'il a chut, lui qui a refusé de se plier devant eux, parce qu'ils n'étaient Rien, par rapport au Tout Puissant. Sauf qu'Elle l'avait puni, et le voilà jeté hors de la Cité d'Argent, emportant bien des siens dans les fournaises du Début.
    Alors il les transforme en son royaume, les Enfers, et en devient le dirigeant, un Despote. Il crée le Premier Demon, retrouve son petit frère qui n'a rien à faire ici, et...

    Comment cela, il est sensé provoqué l'Appocalypse ?! Pardon ?!

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    Say Anything but What You're Thinking by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    09 Sep 2023

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    Aziraphale is in Heaven, trying to change everything for the better.
    Crowley is on Earth, trying to carry on without Aziraphale.
    Meanwhile, Heaven is trying to bring about the end of the world.

    Set immediately post-season two. Contains plot, feelings and at least one apology.

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    What He Doesn’t Know by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    23 Jun 2025

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    Aziraphale loves his very normal, very human husband Crowley but after a disastrous doctor’s appointment Crowley decides it’s time to unleash a part of himself he never thought he’d see again.

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    dream is good with kids by ,

    Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, The Sandman (TV 2022)

    10 Dec 2022

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    you taste the wine by for alleyesonthehindenburg

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    24 Apr 2023

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    Crowley's not sure what to expect after the Ritz, after yet another meal spent staring raptly at Aziraphale as he ate; after 'To the world' said as if Aziraphale's entire world was encompassed in one person. In one demon.

    In him.

    No, he has no idea what could possibly follow that.

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    Coq au Vin by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    02 Nov 2021

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    Tonight’s the night. He can feel it in his bones, in his wings, in his demonic soul. It’s going to happen—months of showering the angel with flowers and chocolates and perfect picnic lunches and walks thorough the farmers’ market, romantic row-boat rides on the lake and concerts in the park and dinner at the Ritz and everything in-bloody-between, are all culminating in this one night.

    Because Crowley is making Aziraphale dinner, and Crowley is going to kiss him.

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    Absit Omen by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    05 Oct 2025

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    A Magic School AU.

    Crowley should be in prison. He knows this, and Aziraphale bloody well knows it.. But for some inexplicable reason, the higher ups of The Divine Council have suddenly decided to give Occupational Reformation a go.

    So, the Demon will be starting a new life..
    Teaching at a prestigious ‘School for the Magically Gifted’ situated within an ancient Scottish castle.

    (No it's.. It's not that one, actually. We get that a lot... Does nobody read the brochure?)

    He has no wand, no magic to fall back on, and a rather unfortunate dark prophecy hanging over his head.
    Not to mention, his (former) best friend and (current) arch nemesis seems to believe he's some sort of murderer.. And not entirely without reason.

    Adam Young just wants to survive his first year of high school. It's a shame his new Potions Professor seems to be actively trying to kill him.

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    Grand Theft Angel by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    21 Aug 2024

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    “Here’s the thing, Muriel," Crowley barked, "Do you know how many times over the past however-many eons, I have dropped everything that I was doing - even if it was more important or far more interesting - so that I could go save Aziraphale? Do you know how many times I went out of my way to help him? And what did he do? He just left. Because he got a better offer. Why should I risk my neck and help him out when he clearly wouldn’t do the same for me!?"

    “Because you love him.”

    Muriel said it so nonchalantly, as if it was so obvious…because it was.
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    Deep in the vaults of Heaven is the Penal Institution for Ungodly Behavior (AKA Heaven's prison system). Following Aziraphale's attempts to undermine The Second Coming, he has been stripped of the Supreme Archangel title and left to rot there for all eternity. That is unless Crowley and Muriel's plan to rescue him succeeds. It's a dangerous plan (bordering on idiotic, complete with a mysterious package, a science experiment gone wrong, and a little demonic possession), but if it means bringing his angel home, then Crowley is willing to burn all of Heaven to ashes.

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    Loophole by ,

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    17 Nov 2022

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    Things have been a little tense between Crowley and Aziraphale since they went out for oysters. When a chance encounter in the Roman Baths gives him a second chance, Aziraphale is determined to tell Crowley the whole truth.

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    Coiled by for AraniaArt

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    29 Oct 2019

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    Aziraphale hasn't seen Crowley as a snake in some time. He's fascinated by the differences between this form and the human one he knows.

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    Life drawing by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    09 Jun 2020

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    Zira gets dragged along to a life drawing class. He's truly terrible at drawing, and even worse at trying not to stare at the devastatingly attractive model...

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    You Won't Believe What Happens Next! by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    20 Nov 2020

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    “We’re going to spread poorly-sourced unconfirmed video evidence that there’s a great big venomous snake living in swimming pools.” Crowley flicks his forked tongue and smooths back his hair. “Think of the panic! The blaming! The acrimonious community meetings! ”

    Aziraphale doesn’t look nearly as impressed as he ought to.

    “Are you sure that’s the ticket to discord and strife? It’s just, well...I mean, you’re rather adorable as a snake, aren’t you?”

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    Love is an Action Verb by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    14 Sep 2023

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    Aziraphale leaves for Heaven to help with The Second Coming, but not everything Upstairs is as it seems. Crowley runs away from his problems until he is suddenly summoned by a trio of unlikely friends trying to save the world (again). Through misadventures, imprisonments, immortal attempted suicide, lucid dreaming, dealing with teenagers, and an off-putting amount of bebop, an angel and a demon try to find their way back to each other as Heaven and Hell close in around them. (I'm aware that this starts off slow. It starts getting good around chapters 5-6, but the Epilogue might be my favorite part.)

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    A Wizard’s Guide to Angels and Demons by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    12 Nov 2020

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    Aziraphale and Crowley's entries in Humbling Humanoids, and Where They Habituate, the lesser known (and far less well received) sequel to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

    OR Newt Scamander finds an ethereal being, and makes some ineffable friends. (He still studies them though.)

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