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if you stick with the program, maybe one day you'll be (more than a machine learning how to please) by three_dice
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Feb 2025
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My name is CDOCRS01, which is short for Cognitive Development and Offensive Capability Robotic Structure, but Jake calls me Brobot. In appearance, I am a sixteen-year-old boy of average height and weight, which means that I am 70 inches tall and weigh 145 pounds. In actuality, I am seven months old.
Winner of the HSFAC's Equius award for best in action and White Queen award for best in plot-driven.
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Some Striders can parse birdsong, while others can't.
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Dirk Strider, the same cursed name you've had for the past twenty-two years. A name that fractures you at your seams. But today you, -a single Dirk Strider- are walking up the front steps of Jake English’s mansion, the steps you've traversed many times throughout these years.
The home is as familiar and revolting to you as Jake himself is, but this is the last time you'll have to walk up these steps. The familiarity of it all grates at your nerves, a taut string frays.
You take solace in that.
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I rework an old fic of mine and give DirkJake the evil yaoi plot they are owed.
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A no-game AU where Dirk is forced to get a job on a ranch. Written in his diary POV.
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Dirk and his bots train Rose.
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- Part 24 of You Can Do Magic (And Other Stuff)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 429
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 52
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After some conflict with Hal, aka AR, aka Auto-Responder, Dirk leaves the house to
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"But a dam breaking happens slowly, and then all at once. Little cracks that spiderweb outward across brick and concrete and stone, tiny jets of water warning of the impending crash - and then it bursts, a flood, rushing out with all the speed and fury a bottled river can muster. When you came to love them, you did so the same way - slowly, subtly, holding it back, and then all at once in a great rush."
Or, Dirk loves with an intensity that hurts him - but also keeps him going. At least until he can enter SBURB and see them for real.
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- Part 13 of 15 Short Fics Under 2k Challenge
- Part 6 of Everything Dirkjake
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Hal’s relationship with Dirk is deteriorating for reasons unknown, until he discovers a secret that destroys it entirely. It will take a disaster to show him that even the widest rifts can mend, and that there might have been something more to Dirk’s misguided intentions.
The story of an android and his creator, as they approach the events of Sburb.
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Their players won the game. Or at least, they thought they did, and they thought that meant they could go free. Despite being cast across the universe itself as sprites, ghosts, and everything in between, they were happy with the reward the others earned. Now they're somewhere else entirely. Where are they? How do they leave? What are they meant to do? Only time will answer their questions, no matter how much they may hate its confines.
Meantime is a companion work to The Alternate Game and is meant to be read at the same time. It's a separate work now due to just how many plans I have for it, just like Meanwhile.
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- Part 3 of T.A.G. Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,135
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 17
- Hits:
- 227
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The Ship Sails by MuitoCruel
Fandoms: Homestuck, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Undertale (Video Game)
13 Mar 2020
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A história começou com um artefato esquisito
Encontrado por Tails vindo lá do infinito
Agora tem poderes e com ele faz um mito
(Não é o Ben10)Se acaso encontrá-lo você vai se admirar
Diante dos seus olhos ele vai se transformar
No raio colorido
Que bota pra quebrar
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You write it down, in shaky orange script, like this:
Hypothesis: I like boys.
Reasoning: Where to begin.
Conclusion:
This is the part you leave blank.
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You’d never felt so worn out in your life. You were autonomous. You had things you needed to do, and so you did them.
There’s nothing but you and your own brain now.
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When their custodians, guardians, parents and elder siblings disappear things have gone quite depressing; but when younger and different versions of them appear things get chaotically confusing.
Misunderstandings and conspiracy theories abound as John and his friends appear in the Alphaverse through means they don't remember. Meanwhile their counterparts appear in The Medium, confused but slowly figuring things out as they explore the mysterious meteor and golden ship.
John didn't know what happened, Johnathon didn't know either. All they know was one moment they were there, and the next, they were somewhere else entirely. But one thing they do know; it was going to be a hell of a time getting back. If only they could remember what happened!
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On their first meeting, Squarewave isn't calibrated to deal with something like Dirk, a relic of a dead species.
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How do you tell someone something like that?
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- Part 1 of things we said
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HA7R:VEM is the rewriting of Homestuck's Act 7, giving the opportunity to develop the characters more satisfyingly through extra dialogue, and to expand upon the ending of the story for the sake of clarity (in a not totally canon-compliant way). Join me, our story's new narrator, as we watch the kids we've grown to love and the villains we've grown to love to hate (or just downright despise) duke it out once and for all on the stage of a collapsing Paradox Space. With more dialogue, fan theories, and meta -analysis than you can shake a stick at as the script, flashy super powers as our lighting, linked HS Bandcamp tracks as the score, and my voice as the sound, allow me to tell you about how our favourite protagonists of our favourite story defend all of reality, find themselves, answer the Ultimate Riddle, and FINALLY claim the Ultimate Reward we have watched them fight for for seven years.
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- Part 1 of Homestuck Act 7 Redux: Void Ex Machina
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AR Gets His Ass Handed to Him by Sawtooth (The Short Jr. Discourse) by PG_13
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Oct 2017
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Sawtooth smooths out his suspicions about Lil' Hal Jr. with a short game of 'Twenty' Questions with AR.
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- Part 1 of Talks and Bots: The Private Sector
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Dirk and Jake must defeat an incredible monster with undefined powers, intense strength, and green goo. It's gross, it's horrible, but is it something they can handle?!
Meanwhile, in the present, Rose makes fun of Dirk for his storytelling chops.
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AR makes an attempt at revealing his 'greatest' project success: Lil' Hal Jr., to his fellow robots. It doesn't go well at all.
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- Part 1 of Talks and Bots
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Dirk grows obsessed with the star known as Dave Strider. He's seen all the movies, read all the comics, and watched every interview- anything that his absent brother was involved in captivated him. So, when he finds a strange article calling Dave out for "Scandalous Sextapes", he has to read it and satisfy his curiosity. But curiosity killed the metaphorical cat, and there's no turning back from what he finds.
Edit: chapter art removed. archive reposted to private gallery. sorry :(
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- Part 2 of Shades