1 - 20 of 502 Works in The Handmaid (Homestuck)
Navigation
Listing Works
-
Tags
Summary
I am angry
Because I forgive you
I may be the biggest fucking fool on Alternia
But when I close my eyes
I see a world where we all work together
And it's so fucking...
Beautiful
((The Sufferer's Final Sermon.))(I have given up at making good Summaries but this story will be the first part of a series I am planning on making.)
Series
- Part 1 of Heroes of a Broken Timeline
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 858
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 14
-
Tags
Summary
You would think that having a crush on a historical footnote would never be relevant, since the guy died some two hundred sweeps before you were even hatched. You would think that being alive for a thousand sweeps or two would let you get over that crush.
You'd think that, wouldn't you?
The Terrific Overseer of the Proxima Deimos Colony system had once been also that foolish.Also known as:
"Tolp, you have a troll OC that has made a powerpoint Why Would I Fuck Dualscar"
Yeah, but I lost that powerpoint :/
"Powerpoint be damned, write that ship."
Well, I am saddened to say that there is now some Plot(Who's in this just for the pails, skip to chapter
23 (once it is out)) -
Tags
Summary
Alternia, circa 17BE, just outside Spineridge. As the Orcinic Cult, and the Orphaners they worship, gain traction within Alternia's Tidal Councils, the Mercantile Lords of the southern seas scramble to keep hold of their waning power. The Orphaner Corps has sustained a crippling loss in the form of the death of one Ashera Bilari, the next in line for the position of Orphaner. The remaining members of the Corps, Orphaners Sarsha "Shapelie" Ceatea and Siteka "Glassjaw" Godjra, alongside Siteka's apprentice Saturn, head towards their funerary grounds to preform last rites.
Only Saturn will leave alive. -
Tags
Summary
When Aradia dies, she is visited by the Handmaid of Death.
-
Tags
Summary
Exploring the origins of the empire, and in particular following the Grand Highblood as a young troll. I have a lot of headcanons for things and I wanted to actually get them written down :) I've already got chapter two mostly written and chapter three outlined, so stay tuned
-
Tags
Summary
“The third angel blew his trumpet, and a great star fell from heaven, blazing like a torch, and it fell on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water. The name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters became wormwood, and many died from the water, because it was made bitter.” - Book of Revelation.
The story of a soldier, a poet and a king, and how they opened a gate of hell, slayed a tyrant, and fell in love, though not necessarily in that order.
Series
-
Tags
Summary
You go clubbing one night and meet someone you're not sure is real. You think she might be an angel, or maybe a demon - does the difference really matter once you start kissing them?
-
Rhythm is Tempo; Now is Time by probablynanobots
Fandoms: Homestuck, Kilroy Was Here - Styx (Album)
22 Feb 2025
Tags
Summary
How many chances were there?
How many could have helped?Who ignored the signs?
Series
- Part 2 of Before Beforus and After All
-
Tags
Summary
Zugzwang (noun, chess) — a position in which one player can move only with loss or severe disadvantage.
Your name is DEIMIA TRIXTE. You are a FAILURE OF A HIGHBLOOD. This fine evening, your five friends/enemies have roped you into ENDING THE WORLD ON PURPOSE with a video game not meant to be played by them.
Unfortunately for most people involved, the world does not end, and absolutely nothing is going to plan.
-
Tags
Summary
Fitting, he supposed, that a man such as him would be face to face with Death so regularly.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,027
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 21
-
Pesterquest Rewritten by EtchJetty, terminalLoquacity
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
02 Jan 2025
Tags
Summary
Transcripts of the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten.
What if MSPAR remembered themself at the beginning of Pesterquest's prologue? If they didn't immediately leave Doc Scratch's mansion, but instead kept their character arc from Friendsim, and used their new knowledge of Homestuck to try and save someone?
Contains full spoilers for the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten, and is best enjoyed with at least some knowledge of Friendsim and Pesterquest.
Series
- Part 1 of Pesterquest Rewritten
-
Tags
Summary
Besides the differences in their station, it was the Priestess’ marriage to the Goddess that stood between them. The Goddess was a jealous lover, laying claim to the virginity of her myriad wives. To infringe on this sacred arrangement would surely have meant a grisly death for the Scribe, if not for the Priestess herself.
But the Goddess took a very… technical view of chastity. The Priestess’ sisters had told her as much. The Scribe had even found where it said so in the tablets in his studies, or the commentaries on them, anyway. The Priestess’ maidenhead was not hers to give, but the rest of her body was her own to dispose of as she saw fit.
Series
- Part 18 of Kinktober 2024 Hostage Situation
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,531
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 247
-
Tags
Summary
1. Damara is Afraid of Demons.
2. Rufioh is Afraid of Himself.
3. Mituna is Afraid of Remembrance.
4. Kankri is Afraid of Falling.
5. Meulin is Afraid of Her Love.
6. Porrim is Afraid of the Divine.
7. Latula is Afraid of Her Lookalike.
8. Aranea is Afraid of Loosening Webs.
9. Horuss is Afraid of What’s Waiting.
10. Kurloz is Afraid of His Voice.
11. Cronus is Afraid of Hope.
12. Meenah is Afraid of Forever.
Series
- Part 2 of Homestuck Horror Drabbles
-
Tags
Summary
Aradia and Sollux go on a double-date with Rose and Kanaya :3
-
In the Condesce’s Dungeon by opal_apple, thatsrightdollface
Fandoms: Homestuck, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
04 Sep 2024
Tags
Summary
Karkat's gone missing, trying to fight his way through the Condesce's infamous dungeon. Time for a rescue mission!
Series
- Part 1 of PMDstuck
-
Tags
Summary
Eridan’s problems hadn’t started until the day the history teacher gave his class the family tree assignment. Or at least- most of his problems. If it wasn’t for his damn curiosity he wouldn’t be in a basement tied to the guy he hated and his off-again on-again friend with horrible anger issues. He thought back, trying to remember how everything had gotten to this point.
-
Tags
Summary
If you’re the older brother and son of a Vantas, a family destined to be overthrown by a bunch of trolls what else could you do when you barely remember what happened from the beginning?
Magic is powerful, yet so easy to exploit.
There used to be only two kingdoms, Derse and Prospit. But then all of a sudden it all went to shit the minute the Vantas family was overthrown.
(Inspired by a Medievalstuck au server)
-
Tags
Summary
The club is nowhere you’ve been before, some underground establishment full of punk kids and rainbowfuckers, and you don’t know what you’re doing here now. Listening to Lanque, you guess, which is never a good idea, but fuck if you’re not bored enough for some bad ones.
-
Tags
Summary
One day, Karkat Vantas decided "hey I’m already cullbait, why not add to the pile" and began learning the forbidden art of magic. And things kinda spiral off from there
-
Tags
Summary
the girl who will one day become the handmaid receives a ghostly visitor.