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Hermione Granger helped to create the current Minister for Magic, and she’s sleeping with him.
But what will happen when all the dirty little secrets start to unravel?
A story of betrayal at every turn, conspiracies in every shadow, and a love that threatens to topple the world.
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A ‘Scandal’ adjacent Dramione
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War is hard. Wars can be won. Wars can be lost. This is an in depth study of scars left behind on those that seek them, those that carry them, those who cause them, and how it alters you as a whole. This story has a very clear understory of addiction and the depths some go to seek it out, and the struggle of those who survive the climb.
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Of all the strange things happening at Hogwarts during Hermione Granger’s return for Eighth Year — without Harry, without Ron, with new alliances forming and old hierarchies shifting — one thing is definitely not happening:
She is not finding unexpected comfort, in the middle of the night, when her thoughts won’t quiet down, in the presence of Draco Malfoy.
Absolutely not.Because that would be ridiculous.
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当德拉科撞见西奥多手淫后，两人都选择了对此保持缄默。德拉科没有把这个秘密当成另一个羞辱的谈资，而西奥多则庆幸自己没有在那一刻喊出他的名字。有些秘密注定要被深埋心底，尤其是当这份禁忌的渴望，与你童年时代的梦魇息息相关。
在西奥多的那层刻意维持的自制力之下，欲望如岩浆般炙烤着灵魂，恐惧却如寒冰般流淌。西奥多心知肚明，这场危险的沉默游戏早就已将两人紧紧困住，这两股力量的碰撞
——也不过只是时间问题。
当家族势力如同毒蛇般纠缠，当夜曲的旋律化作决堤的轰鸣，即便最微小的火花也将引燃吞噬一切的烈焰
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The Nott Nocturne - One: Prisoner‘s Dilemma [2025 New Ver.] by aggie1akino
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Oct 2025
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When Draco catches Theodore masturbating, neither mentions it afterwards. Draco doesn't turn this secret into another of his cruel mockeries, and Theodore is glad he didn't moan Draco's name in that moment.
Some secrets are better left unspoken, especially when they involve forbidden desires for your childhood tormentor.
Behind the walls of self-control, desire burns like magma while fear flows like ice.
Theodore knows that
——the dangerous game of silence traps them both, and it's only a matter of time before these forces collide.When family powers intertwine like coiled serpents, and the nocturne's melody transforms into the roar of a breaking dam…
Even the smallest spark will ignite an inferno that consumes everything
——including the careful boundaries between tormentor and prey.Series
- Part 1 of The Nott Nocturne
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Attractive, Annoying, and Other Adjectives by theravenclawscribe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Oct 2025
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Hermione is 30, single, and looking for a new place. Desperate and with no promising prospects, she reluctantly moves in with three chaotic wizards… and no guide to understanding their ridiculous antics.
Inspired by New Girl: features a snarky, curmudgeonly Draco, optimistic and industrious Hermione, Type A Blaise, and wildcard Theo.
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A Complete Disregard for Normalcy by Threelittlestars
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2025
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During the height of the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy stumbles upon Hermione Granger hiding in an alcove — screaming, writhing, and about to give birth. His life is irrevocably changed by the moment, as the muggleborn witch and her newborn daughter completely set fire to the man he was and everything he had ever known. But from the ashes, he became someone new, someone worthy of them.
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During the war, Draco Malfoy accidentaly time travels and finds out that he, himself calls Hermione Granger the love of his life, leading to a decision that, in the end will save his neck and soul.
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The Art of Pretending to Date Draco Malfoy by kingferret
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2025
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Hermione Granger is on the brink of becoming the next Minister for Magic, but Marcus Flint's campaign is gaining momentum, and she needs to turn the tide in her favour.
Draco Malfoy, on the other hand, is fighting for custody of his son, and his past is threatening to undermine his case.
The solution? A fake romance that will gain them both the support they need. The rules are simple—public smiles, staged appearances, no real feelings. It's only temporary, only strategic...
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Snatching Hermione Granger should’ve been Draco Malfoy’s one-way ticket back into Voldemort’s good books, but this seemed destined to seal both their fates—and restore the Malfoy families fall from favour in the Dark Lord’s eyes. But Voldemort has other plans. For failing to kill Dumbledore, Draco is issued the ultimate punishment: a forced marriage to the brightest witch of her age—Mudblood fucking Granger... destined to stain the Malfoy bloodline forever.
Draco’s life has become a chaotic cocktail of dark magic, bad decisions, and feelings he’d really rather not examine too closely, he is spiraling faster than a Firebolt on butterbeer. Between sabotaging Voldemort, navigating teen hormones, and trying not to strangle each other (or themselves), an unhinged Slytherin Gang, Hermione and Draco must figure out how to survive a war—and their sham of a marriage—without losing their sanity.
Love and redemption were never part of the plan. But then again, neither was marriage. As the line between enemy and allies blur, Hermione and Draco discover that in a world of dark magic and impossible choices, love might be the only thing worth risking it all for.
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Hermione Granger has been living a life of solitude in the muggle world for the last six years after the battle of Hogwarts. All alone, after mistakes were made with no one but herself to blame for it. At least that’s what the ones she loved most have made her believe. That is, until Draco Malfoy happens to spot her for the first time since he walked away shamefully with his family after the war had ended. Guilt ridden of all the wrong he’s done and living a life trying to redeem himself worthy of the word. His curiosity gets the best of him wanting to know what The Golden Girl is doing amongst the muggles and if it may be the same reasons as himself?
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Oneshot, two shot, three shot, four. (Dramione Drabbles) by The_Taco_Writes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2025
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A collection of my dramione drabbles on twitter and other places.
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- Part 1 of Drabbles
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In the haze of the summer, Harry can hear the magpies chirping.
Is it before or after it happens that they stop? He can't quite remember. It's a weird mixture of relief and horror, what he feels in the moment.
He always told Dumbledore that something bad would happen if he went back to the Dursley's.
And now something bad has happened.
Like the magpies, like an omen of bad luck, he remains in violent prophecies once more.
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Pink, It’s My New Obsession by ReadstheRoom for Amity0813
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Sep 2025
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It wasn’t as if life wasn’t in color.
He could tell you the Manor grass was green and the morning sky was blue.
No, life was in color, but so much was dimmed, as though cast in moonlight, less vibrant, more shade than true color, like a painter had stroked a mess of grey, watery pigment over a masterpiece. Less alive, more muted. Everything a shadow of its once sunny vibrance. The war had stolen it away.
Draco Malfoy was the moon, and with exceptions few and far between, true color was lost to him. The exceptions were important, the exceptions sparked feeling.
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Healer Hermione Granger has opened an anonymous, wellness spa to help treat wartime wounds, seen and unseen. Draco Malfoy is gifted four sessions with an “unknown” wellness specialist. What could go wrong? Theodore Nott will do anything for the wizard that took the Mark so he was free, including sacrificing his own happiness.
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Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts for her Eighth Year, her mind a fortress of perfected Occlumency. Crafted with the question - Not 'what' she chose to protect it with, but 'who'.
Draco Malfoy returns a shell of who he once was. His mental and physical health deteriorating with a guilt so profound, his own occlumency walls crumbled and never rebuilt after the war.
But what happens when what Hermione created to protect her greatest weapon… does not have her best interests at heart?
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Hermione and Draco are in a pinch, needing someone to nanny the kids over summer break while they work. Who better than Uncle Theo?
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"Perhaps we can show them...the Burrow way of Christmas."
After the war, four war-torn Slytherins have nowhere to truly call home. But when Hermione convinces the Weasley's to let her invite them to the burrow for Christmas, they are thrust into warmth, chaos and traditions they'd never known. Between enchanted snowball fights, tangled Christmas decorations and quiet, stolen moments, hearts begin to soften- and even the most guarded find a place to belong.
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“I know that look,” Draco murmured. “He’s not another project for you to fix.”
Lydia pouted. “But you brought me a wounded puppy…”
“I did not bring you anything. Theo inserted himself into that exchange entirely of his own accord.”
“So you're saying he came looking for me, which suggests he wants my help?”
Draco rolled his eyes, tugging her close. “You and your saviour complex. Must you pick up strays?”
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Something’s different about Theodore Nott.He’s known it since the first time he felt magic thrumming beneath his skin. But he hides it well—behind charm, cleverness, and things he shouldn’t be taking. Eventually he's going to end up in trouble.
Draco Malfoy is trying to rebuild the ruins of his life: a tarnished name, an empty vault, parents who vanished before the dust had even settled. But for the first time, he knows what he wants. Lydia.
Lydia doesn’t trust happy endings. Not when people leave and friends turn their backs. Not when the hardest part of any battle is what comes after.
Three lives knotted together by guilt, grief, and something that almost feels like hope.
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- Part 2 of Tethered Fates
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Hazard: Confidence & Anger Issues by blckcherrybrooke (apolloissobbing)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Sep 2025
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Harry Potter is given to a Catholic Orphanage at seven years old, leading to Dumbledore not being able to find him until what would have been his third year. Remus Lupin takes him in, and now Harry must attend Hogwarts to learn to control his magic, which had a worse temper than him, while struggling with anger issues, trauma of multiple subcategories, and a homoerotic friendship(?) with Theodore Nott.
Did he mention his godfather, technically blood-adopted father, has broken out of Azkaban to kill him?
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Hermione Granger had spent the last seven years of her life finding who she was without the war.
A renowned independent cursebreaker at the age of twenty-five, she had considered herself most experienced in life. But when fate brings her back to England after nearly a decade away, Hermione finds herself cursed in a way she could have never expected.
And she isn’t the only one.