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Suffering the after effects of a bad divorce, Candace Flynn loses her head and cool when she discovers that one of her best friends, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, is dating her much younger brother, Ferb Fletcher.
Wanting revenge, the now 25 year old woman, tries to seduce Vanessa's father, the 57 year old Heinz Doofenshmirtz, in an act of retribution.
When it magnificently fails, however, it leads to the formerly evil scientist and the upstanding young lawyer bonding over their respective divorces and striking up a deal where the young mother of two can seek refuge at his apartment when her well meaning family and friends interfere in her life too much.
When friendship soon turns to a natural attraction - no revenge involved - though, Candace and Doof soon find themselves battling their feelings, several misunderstandings, upset family members and an unplanned development all on their way to uncomplicating a situation which was *supposed* to be uncomplicated.
But when is it ever anything else for both Candace Flynn and Heinz Doofenshmirtz?
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After taking the next step in her relationship with Jeremy Johnson, Candace Flynn begins to think about Buford's Candace suit, and remember a few things about a girl named Kevin that she really wishes had stayed buried.
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Believing that everything in his life could be fixed if he had only become class president in High School, Heinz Doofenshmirtz uses his past invention, the De-Age-inator, to become 18 years old again and quickly enrolls in Danville High. However, in the high school political arena, Doof faces fierce competition from his opponent, a girl named Candace Flynn, whom smells something fishy about the new "exchange student" and soon sets out to bust him!
When the two are paired as lab partners, though, their mutual understanding soon works against them and turns their fierce rivalry into something neither of them expected.
Heinz now has to ask himself if he's evil enough to take his daughter's friend to the prom before taking over the Tri-State area, while Candace has to answer, once she gets the evidence she craved, if she's prepared to bust someone she's fallen in love with? And if she'll really be okay this time when everything disappears.
It seems neither teenagehood nor middle agedness is all it's cracked up to be.
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Candace winced when her younger brother pulled off the cloak. For a moment, she stands there, muscles tensed, just waiting for the inevitable. However, she felt nothing but the normal warmth of the sun without any combustion, sudden death, or crumbling to ash.
"I'm.... alive?" she said, her fear melting away into glee. "I'm alive!" She pushed past the boys into the house, relieved that she was still human.
She was wrong.
Not only was Candace bitten by a vampire, but she stays that way. Now, with a little help from Phineas and Ferb, she'll have to navigate her new life in private and put on a facade of normalcy in public. However, this new life of hers isn't easy, and she quickly finds that trading her dairy allergy for a thirst for blood isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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Rewrite of Phineas and Ferb. Characters have more personality and development throughout the story, it's trimmed down to just 104 days like the theme song would imply, and some characters that disappeared in canon, like Django and Jenny, have larger roles here. (Now has a TV Tropes page.)
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- Part 1 of Dwampyverse
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Conversations (NOT) to have In a Nedlington Nymph 10 lightyears from Earth by WherePlanetVenusHoldsSomeOfficeSpace (CureDigiQueen)
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
11 Jun 2025
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Though it had completely slipped Stacy's mind that tonight was the date night Candace had been planning for two weeks. Candace was taking Jeremy out for a fancy dinner and drive in return for all the times he had done the same for her, now that she also had both a license and disposable income.
In her defense the stress of being cornered by killer robots should have been more than a good enough excuse to explain her forgetting such a thing. -
Watching of Across the 2nd Dimension by Razena
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011)
09 Apr 2025
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With the realization that they had absolutely no idea what they had done to celebrate the five year anniversary of their dear pet Perry, Phineas and Ferb create a device that can dig into their deepest memories and reveal what they cannot remember. But the truth is more shocking then any of them will realize.
(Or: the kids react to ATSD)
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It's Christmas Eve and Phineas and Ferb are staying awake to meet Santa
But, whilst waiting for him, one of Doofenshmirtz's self-destruct buttons explodes when Santa lands.
Now who is going to deliver all the presents?(Pnf Secret Santa gift fic for El_Erizo_Que_Escribe!)
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- Part 2 of Mistletoe Season
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Because I saw one too many of these floating around.
The kids make a group chat and Doof gets Perry’s number. This’ll be fun.
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- Part 1 of Maxils’ PnF Chatfic
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Inspired by the song Busted, where Vanessa is trying to bust Doof and Candace is trying to bust the boys.
They team up to try and bust their family respectively, but accidentally find out Perry's identity and that he's closer than expected with a certain Heinz Doofenshmirtz. -
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An aspiring evil inventor attempts to kidnap the best inventors in the tri-state-area, So he kidnaps Heinz Doofenshmirtz. But he makes a mistake and also accidentally kidnaps Perry.
They will have to work together to escape and find their way back home, but a lot can happen on the long drive back to Danville. -
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The first day of summer if here, and so is Candace's first day as an OWCA intern. With high expectations already on her shoulders, she needs to day to go perfect.
Shame the universe seems to be against her.
With a maze of a building, impossibly high standards, finicky tech, and less than helpful agents, the day doesn't pan out quite as Candace planned. At least she has support in her new role.
Oh, and there's dinosaurs too.
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- Part 3 of Candace, O.W.C.A Intern
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Looking up at the decoration plastered on the ceiling, Heinz lets out an exasperated sigh. To his right, his unknowing companion, was the one and only Perry the Platypus. As he facepalms, the agent looks up, finally noticing what was going on.
There was a mistletoe above them, because of course there was.
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Or, how a scientist and an agent interprets a Christmas tradition. It ends as well as you think.
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Summer is almost upon Danville and that means one thing for Candace: busting season. It's a shame her mother disagrees and is forcing Candace to get a summer internship instead. The summer looks bleak for Candace until she gets her hands on a flier for a certain Organization Without A Cool Acronym and suddenly things look promising.
One problem: Candace needs to survive this interview and try and figure out what O.W.C.A actually does first.
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- Part 1 of Candace, O.W.C.A Intern
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The night after swapping bodies with Perry the Platypus, Candace feels lingering effects from what he was doing, and she goes to discover what he was doing all day.
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I Know What We're Going to Do Today, Ladies! by Phandancee74
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, X-Men - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
09 Jul 2021
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Phineas and Ferb eventually take Tony up on his offer of a summer internship, a few years after the fact, and they end up meeting Erik Lehnsherr and Charles Xavier too. They bring Dr. Doofenshmirtz along for the ride.
At the same time Candace and Vanessa meet Raven and Pepper Potts.
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Dance To Your Heartbeat by ChocolateXMyMouth for kittyhazelnut
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
14 Feb 2021
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(gift fic for the absolutely lovely kittyhazelnut!)
An AU of my friend's story "Tapping Extraordinaire" - in which Candace and Vanessa practice their dance routine together, but this time, it's romantic! (Candessa, obviously)
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There's An Imposter Among Us (and I Don't Just Mean The Platypus) by kittyhazelnut for NecroticCoffee
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
16 Jan 2021
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Is there a point in saying 2020 sucks, or is that just a given? Fortunately, Among Us came in and saved the day!
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No explosions, no swarm of fedora-wearing agents, no aliens in spaceships hell-bent on world domination, just a logic-defying contraption at the backyard.
All in all, nothing unusual in the Flynn-Fletcher household.
Only this time, Perry’s nephews had the help of certain no-longer-evil scientist. -
Tapping Extraordinaire by kittyhazelnut for ChocolateXMyMouth
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law
13 Oct 2020
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In a desperate attempt to hide OWCA coworker Agent P's secret identity from Candace, Vanessa suggests they take a tap class together. They're both a little wary at first, but they stick it out until the end, and they're so grateful they do.