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  1. Eliot's 2025 Kinktober by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    03 Oct 2025

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    Kinktober 2025, multifandom madness. There's gonna be a pretty eclectic bunch of ships and styles in this, so be prepared!
    The tags will be updating every time a new chapter is added/scheduled, so if you see something you're excited for but it isn't posted yet, it means it's coming soon.
    Also, hey, baby's first Kinktober, I sincerely hope you all enjoy.

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    Chapters:
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  2. A Very Important Experiment by

    Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)  

    03 Oct 2025

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    Day three of Flufftober - In Vino Veritas

    Wade gets drunk as he possibly can with his healing factor and proceeds to tell Logan how much he loves him before the alcohol quickly wears off.

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  3. captivated by all of you, baby by

    Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse)  

    02 Oct 2025

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    wade really likes peter. ALL of peter.

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  4. We ride at midnight, Manhattan in the distance by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Hawkeye (Marvel Comics)  

    02 Oct 2025

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    New York has four vigilantes. Or more like two vigilantes and two mercenaries. For the sake of simplicity we'll say four vigilantes. After all of them are seen working together the Avengers are tasked with finding out their identities, in case an ill intented team forms.
    And then there's this group of friends. No one's able to find a logical explanation for how one of Stark Industries' finest interns, an unemployed guy with a shit ton of student debt, a blind lawyer and that one deaf guy that works at the corner store managed to become friends. All they know is somehow they are.
    The question was: How long will it take for the Avengers to tie the two groups together?

    In short: The Avengers are after Team Red, and Team Red doesn't have the time, nor the energy for it, as there are mafia leaders to deal with.

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  5. Iron Phoenix by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)  

    01 Oct 2025

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    When the Dursleys abandon young Harry at an orphanage, fate takes a sharp turn. At nearly seven, Harry catches the eye of billionaire genius Tony Stark during a PR visit. What starts as an impulsive decision becomes life-changing, as Tony adopts him. Growing up with Iron Man as a father, Harry’s destiny merges magic, technology, and heroism in ways no one could predict.

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  6. Spider Stalker by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    28 Sep 2025

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    Life had been going great for Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man, lately. He'd joined the Avengers, gone to college, and like always, protected the peace of New York City. Aside from some poverty and JJJ's sarcasm, nothing bothered him.
    Until a stalker breaks in and breaks the peace.

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  7. Red Velvet Cake by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV)  

    27 Sep 2025

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    Little bites of insight into the lives of Team Red.

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  8. I guess we go to different websites by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    24 Sep 2025

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    “If the internet could see the two of us like this it would have fits”. Deadpool had purred, arms locked tightly around him. "What does that even mean?" Peter had asked in exasperation, fingers glued into this skylight window as he scaled the building with a grown mercenary clinging to him, piggyback style.
    "I guess we go to different websites," Deadpool replied with a shrug.

    Or

    When Spider-Man decides to write his own fics

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  9. A weird road trip by

    Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    21 Sep 2025

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    Peter and wade were working on a mission and were doing pretty Well, that was until wade tried to be funny and they got distracted and the target scaped, Tony send them to go catch the guy in his new location and gave them a car to go, bad idea giving them a car with autopilot.

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  10. AUNT MAY’S BOYFRIEND (Starker +18) by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    18 Sep 2025

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    Tony Stark has always been Peter Parker’s idol since he was a kid, and as he grew up, that admiration turned into a crush.
    Peter likes Tony, and his friend Wade Wilson thinks he should confess.
    But there’s a moral obstacle: Peter has discovered that Stark is dating his aunt.

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  11. Peter Parker and the Custody Hearing Nobody Asked For (or: Why Daredevil Won’t Answer His Phone) by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    16 Sep 2025

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    When Deadpool decides he’s Peter Parker’s “fun, responsible, chimichanga-providing guardian,” the line between custody hearing and full-blown circus blurs. Tony Stark tries to maintain order. Spoiler: he fails spectacularly. Featuring mop buckets, sock puppets, churros, and the MCU payroll. You’ve been warned.

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  12. DEAD-CENTRE by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    14 Sep 2025

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    Deadpool's just passing through a dusty town looking for work. A WANTED poster catches his eye, and so does the name "Spider-Man".
    A bounty worth $10,000 is more than enough reason to hang around.

    "I came to this dustball of a town to make ten grand and maybe shoot something. Instead, I got emotionally compromised by a sad farm twink with beautiful eyes and commitment issue. Send help. Or pie."

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  13. Master of Deathpool by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    13 Sep 2025

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    Harry Potter has survived a Basilisk, Dragons, Dark Wizards, and a bloody World War. But can he survive Deadpool?

    or

    Harry Potter, Master of Death, is used to escorting certain dead to the afterlife but Wade Wilson is nothing like the others.

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  14. RE: College, Vigilantism, Nerve Damage, and Hope by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    12 Sep 2025

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    Hey kid! How's college treating you?

    Hm. How was college treating Peter? Well, let's recap:

    Peter Parker is in his first year of college after taking several gap years, constantly dodging SHIELD recruitment, and has no idea how to maintain his secret identity while in school. His head has also been screwing with him lately, lots of "you're a failure", and not a lot of "you're doing your best!". So:

    Everything's going great, I love it here!

    ——

    In which Peter is handling his collapsing life just fine as a freshman college student, who is also a vigilante, who is also having problems with life as an enhanced person, and it kind of feels like the world is ending all of the time, and then this "Deadpool" asshat crashes into his life. So yeah. Things are fine. Mostly.

    Everything is a mess and Peter wants to die.

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  15. The Relentless Curfew (or: A Tragedy in Five Snacks and One Papoose) by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)  

    03 Sep 2025

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    Peter Parker thought balancing school, superheroing, and Aunt May was hard enough. Enter Wade Wilson: self-declared co-parent, bedtime enforcer, and proud owner of a Baby Yoda nightlight. Add Aunt May’s unnerving approval, Tony Stark’s drone-based parenting strategies, and one suspiciously glittery papoose, and suddenly Spider-Man has a curfew, a bedtime, and at least three parents he never asked for.

    Featuring: weaponized juice boxes, PowerPoint interventions, and Deadpool swaddling a teenager like an emotionally unstable burrito.

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  16. Maximum Ninja Chaos by

    Fandoms: Naruto, Deadpool (Marvel) - Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    31 Aug 2025

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    Hatake Kakashi thought raising five versions of Raiden across dimensions was already punishment enough. Then Deadpool showed up.

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  17. A Deadpool Lifetime Guarantee by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, spideypool - Fandom  

    29 Aug 2025

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    Deadpool accidentally overhears some Avengers saying hurtful things about his appearance, but before he gets a chance to retaliate, he suddenly hears his favorite arachnid superhero defending his appearance... and what's more, it seems Spidey has a major soft spot for God's perfect idiot.
    A spicy one shot about uncovering true feelings.

    I wrote this story for the Ficwip5k 2025 collection.

    Thank you for reading
    I'm on Tumblr and Blue-sky as @Nrem511
    Come and say "Hi" 😊

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  18. Самоубийство подождёт by ,

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool — All Media Types, Spider-Man — All Media Types  

    29 Aug 2025

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    Маленький Паучок чувствителен, как все подростки. Ему хватает минуты торопливых мокрых движений внутри и скольжения ладони, чтобы сжаться и взмолиться:

    — П-пожалуйста, Уэйд…

    Пресвятая Дева Мария, это лучше, чем на пару часиков отъехать на тот свет.

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  19. 【贱虫】蜘蛛跟踪狂｜Spider Stalker by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    29 Aug 2025

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    彼得帕克——AKA蜘蛛侠——的生活最近一帆风顺。加入了复仇者联盟，成为了大学生，保护着纽约的安宁；除了一些贫穷和来自JJJ的挖苦，没有什么让他心烦的事了。
    直到一个跟踪狂的闯入打破了这一切的平静。

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  20. MBA in Superhero Crisis Management by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    26 Aug 2025

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    Halley Vega wakes up in Queens, ten centimeters taller, with movie-romance hair and a phone buzzing with messages from someone named Margaret asking if he’s seen Iron Man. Before he can figure out what happened to his life, an email from Stark Industries pops up: Pepper Potts wants to interview him for a personal assistant job. Spoiler: he gets it—but the position involves far more superhero crises than board meetings.

    Soon, Halley learns three truths: an MBA doesn’t prepare you for Avengers-level problems, vague blockbuster memories can count as tactical weapons, and cleaning up the world’s mess is harder than scrubbing a dive bar bathroom. Between the Chitauri Invasion, an off-script Loki, a hole-ridden SHIELD, Hydra schemes, and a certain Winter Soldier in need of a “preventive kidnapping,” Halley does his best to keep the MCU from collapsing with improvisation, chaotic friends, and sheer stubbornness.

    In short: stuck in the MCU against his will, Halley juggles couch espionage, improvised heroics, and crisis management—trying to save as many people as possible before catastrophe becomes the norm.

    Warning: This story is entirely in Portuguese. Readers may use Google Translate to read it.

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