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    The Winter Soldier was an omen.

    He was unstoppable in his goals, vicious in his execution. Cold and unfeeling as his name. He was a herald of death, a shadow in the night, a name only in the words of dying men, whispered syllables on blood-coated lips.

    The Winter Soldier was also dead.

    It's been months. Bucky should feel better.

    But standing next to Percy on the other side of the police tape, looking over the tally of bodies that just keeps growing, he can't help but feel anything but dread.

    The Winter Soldier was gone. But it was becoming brutally apparent that he was not the only ghost who had taken up clawing his way through innocents.

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    Peter wasn’t going to let May pay the rent all on her own. Not when there was two of them, not when being Spider-Man made everything that much harder.

    And if that meant washing scratched up dishes and scrubbing old blood from the tile grout at Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Girls, then so be it.

    But then one night, his skin turned blue.

    (If only his problems didn’t multiply from there.)

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    The world is horrible. Betas rule, alphas are treated like dumb brutes, and omegas... omegas are traded and sold, used and chained, treated like slaves. Deadpool can't possibly kill the entire world, and he can't kill himself to escape it, so he's stuck trying the best he can to tolerate existing. He saves omegas when he can, kills betas when he can, and lives an otherwise empty existence hiding away in his apartment.

    Peter grew up hidden away from the world, an omega not trained to submit. When he's finally found out and sold off, he thinks his life is over. And for a long time, it is. Years later, he's left abandoned in an alley, near dead and wishing for it, when along comes an alpha...

    All the hurt, all the comfort, please heed the tags and warnings.

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    Due to your friend cancelling plans because of personal problems, Wade and eventually Logan step up to take their place.

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    He was going to keel over right then and there, and die on the fucking spot. Sure, it might be from whatever Connors did to him. Peter didn’t even want to think about the chemicals rampaging through his veins, bashing heads with his beloved spider abilities, probably fucking up his DNA beyond repair. And he definitely didn’t want to think about the literal scales crawling up his arms.

    Most likely, though? Peter would die because Deadpool was here to see it all happen.

    Or, after a certain revenge-hungry scientist returns, Wade decides to help the victim of his schemes: an unlucky guy named Peter.

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    Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.”

    Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off.

    “I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him.

     

    Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.

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    They hadn’t talked about it, was the thing.

    Hadn’t talked about the things Wade had done with Logan’s… thing. Hadn’t talked about how much Logan had liked those things.

    Now here he was, sweaty and horny and curled up in a totally heroic ball of misery. And Wade, that fucker, was kissing sweetly at Logan’s face like this whole thing wasn’t his goddamn fault. Like he’d never done a single thing wrong in his entire obnoxious life. Like nuzzling at Logan’s neck was a completely normal thing to do and definitely not a thing that made an omega in heat think wedding colors.

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    (Logan goes into heat following the events of “Small Cultural Differences.” Wade continues to be super nice about it. That's it, that’s the fic.)

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    Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.

    But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.

    Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.

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    Wbicie na chatę Matta skutkuje dowiedzeniem się przez całą paczkę o tym, że ich sąsiedzki czerwono-niebieski samozwańczy stróż prawa ma dziewczynę, MJ. To zaskakujące, rzecz jasna. Wszak nie wiedzą oni niczego o jego życiu, poza tym, że lubi tragiczne żarciki Wade’a. Jest jednak jeden problem: jego dziewczyna brzmi… Powiedzmy, że odrobinkę młodo. No i cóż, jak wszyscy dobrze wiemy, nikt nie lubi pedofili.

    Dla jasności: Peter NIE jest pedofilem.

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    Laura doesn't look away from the river below them and doesn't let Ellie pull her away from the edge. "We have to help him." Her eyes are wild. "I can't go. Somebody go!"

    "In the water?" Colossus asks. "What happened?"

    Laura snarls, spit flying. "Logan is drowning, you useless fuck!"

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    Wade is smart, perceptive, and a critical thinker. His brain is always a few steps ahead (and to the side) of pretty much everyone else. It's why some people don't like him - he can talk in circles around you, pick apart the things you're insecure about. He notices the reactions of people in the room and catalogues them as data points for a later time. But he doesn't always use his talents to hurt. 

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    Steven had a bad day mentally and just needs to be with a friend

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    Petya and Katerina have never lived a normal life. And now they're living it apart. Peter Parker doesn't remember a time where he was anything but Peter Parker. Chloe Simmons remembers everything. What happens when Chloe and Peter work together? How do Earth's Mightiest Heroes fit into their lives? What happens when Petya remembers Katerina? What happens when Hydra finds them again?

    Basically, I'm a sucker for angst and found families. Sue me. Also, a ton of bickering. I love a good bicker.

    EDITED on 08/09/24 (Original two chapters gone forever! New first chapter!)

    WARNING: I plan to keep some humor in this thing, but it’s going to be full of angst, pain, violence, and many other fun and terrible things. I’ve put some in the tags, but seeing as I haven’t written it all yet, it’s not all there. There will be trigger warnings at the beginning of chapters though :) Please enjoy!!

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    “You don’t fucking understand. You think you’re special?” Logan spat, “Even the best of the best- the strongest mutants in the world- died. Your little family you have? Blind Al, Vanessa, Peter- all of them- they will all die! And it will your fault because you’re the dumb fuck that let me into your life!”

    “Wow,” Wade whispered, “They were not kidding about your survivors' guilt. It’s almost as bad as my attention deficit-”

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    A gravitikinetic joins Team X and forms a bond with the members of her team. Feelings grow between her and the largest member of the team. As the team starts to grow fond of the woman, Stryker and Victor lose control over the team.

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    Looking in the mirror, I couldn't help but think my life was finally going somewhere. I was with a woman I loved, I had finally made more than one friend, I was getting all of my Spider Stuff under control, and all of my professors were understanding of my struggles to get my work turned in (although, I wouldn't be surprised if Tony had bribed them).

    I should've known to expect something by now. My cursed Parker Luck had to kick in at some point.

    Meeting Deadpool made my heart pound and my head spin. Why couldn't I control myself around him? Why did he have to be so flirtatious? Why did he smell so good?

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    Out on the streets with your friends, you pass by the man who you've crushed on for way too long. Your friends know this, obviously, and push you towards him, screaming at him all the feelings you'd told them.

     

    Deadpool is a bit surprised that he managed to get a fangirl this quickly into his redemption arc. But hey. He ain't complaining. Especially not with that huge starry-eyed gaze of yours, staring right into his soul and decimating the already shaky walls around his heart.

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    After the snap and Tony survive, Tony does what he always does. Keep Peter at arm's length. Peter, not knowing if he is still an intern or not plans to just leave and find another job when Bruce Banner overheard him.

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    Ben used to smell like cigarette smoke. He tried to hide it from Peter, not wanting the boy to pick up his bad habit.

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    After Ben dies peter picks up smoking because it reminds him of Ben.

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