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The Reckless Song of Life and Death by phiaura
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Oct 2025
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Where witchers are death, and Jaskier is a bard with a flare for the dramatic who keeps saying he wants to “just die” in any given situation.
To Jaskier, this is just a figure of speech. To Geralt, it is very definitely flirting.
When he decides to finally court the bard, it doesn't quite go as expected, and he finds out just why it is so easy for Jaskier to flirt with death.---000---
Geralt tilts his head to listen, the corner of his mouth twitching upward. The bard has been flirting with him for weeks now, exclaiming he could just die, all over Oxenfurt. At first, Geralt thought the man was being dramatic and didn’t know what he was doing, but no one is that theatrical.
“Little shit at it again?” Lambert grouses. “Just fucking court him already, pretty boy. Or I might just do it for you.”
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Holy hell I love this. Talk about the meaning of courting death
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To Worship A Witcher(Inkpot Gods) by Chlorokin
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Oct 2025
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Witchers are demigods whose powers are directly fueled from the devotion and prayers of mortals. Geralt, the demigod of Death, has been in a weakened state for a very long time as worship of him fell out of favor among the mortals. Until he meets Jaskier.
(Summary by WhatTheHeckHaveIDone)
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fine touches by Muddell
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 Nov 2025
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“It’s the fine touches,” Jaskier says, as he rolls a shoulder, toes nudging some unfortunately bare shrubbery. “That makes the house a home.”
Geralt lobs canvas at him. “The tent helps.”
Or, Jaskier and Geralt growing to be an old married couple
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What You See Is Not The Dark by Chlorokin
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Aug 2025
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Geralt is a god of death who really doesn't want to be worshipped by anyone.
Jaskier, of course, has other ideas.
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“Geralt, forgive me, I…I should not have come here, shouldn’t have disturbed you. Please allow me to withdraw my prayer, no one needs to die,” Jaskier says shakily, and even though there is fear in the bard’s heart for his own life, largely there is regret and horror that he asked for Valdo’s death.
The demigod sighs softly, going down to one knee in front of the mortal, and very gently tilting Jaskier’s face to look up at him with a gloved finger under the bard’s chin. The witcher tries to make his stern countenance a gentler one and offers the man a small but sad smile as he murmurs in his gravelly baritone, “That’s not how this works, Jaskier. I can…set aside your request, as it were, but it doesn’t just go away. A prayer made must be answered.”
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“And what you see is not the dark. It's just the gods upturning ink pots 'cause they know what you'll become,”
-“Inkpot Gods” by The Amazing DevilSeries
- Part 1 of To Worship A Witcher(Inkpot Gods)
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Melodies and Mayhem by phiaura
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
10 Nov 2025
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Jaskier gets fired from his job as a professor at Oxenfurt because of his political views, though the official excuse is that he plagiarised a fellow professor’s work.
Assets seized in reparation, and with nothing more than the belongings he can carry, he ends up accepting a job interview to teach at Kaer Morhen. The school is high up in the mountains, considerably smaller than Oxenfurt, and teaches a far more exotic population of students.
Jaskier has never even met an elf, or a dwarf, or a dragon for that matter. Not to mention anything about the school’s legendary guardians, who, as it happens, don’t seem to like him at all. He can understand. After all, Oxenfurt is far from friendly to anyone that isn’t human. If they don't seem to expect much better from him, he'll just have to show them.
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Snapping Dandelions by Bunnyreader7397
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
31 Mar 2025
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Jaskier gets sorta tied up when an elf's plans to kidnap him go wrong. Geralt has to get his bard back one way or another.
This leads to a long overdue conversation between the men about what they truly want from each other. Oh, and "why the fuck does this elf think I'm some sort of witcher pet" - Jaskier.Lots of fluff and innuendos and eventual smut.
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Sometimes, Aiden likes to let go of control. Sometimes he likes to reclaim it. Sometimes he likes it taken from him.
Lambert is always willing to provide.
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Colony of Two by LoserCatWritesFics
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Oct 2025
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Out of the Inkpot: First Winter Shenanigans by Chlorokin
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Oct 2025
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A collection of one-shot ficlets from over the Winter as Jaskier pines for his far-off demigod lovers, while Eskel and Geralt interact with the other Witchers in Kaer Morhen and count down the days until they get to return to their mortal bard.
Smut, fluff, laughs, and(hopefully) minimal plot or angst!
Every chapter should stand alone from one another, and I will put ratings for each chapter in the chapter titles/notes.
Fic overall has an Explicit warning just to be safe, but not all chapters will be Explicit.
Likely, none of these will really make sense if you haven't read the first story in this series, but who am I to tell you what to do?!
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"Inkpot Gods" is a song by The Amazing Devil, and the inspiration for so much of this series.
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- Part 2 of To Worship A Witcher(Inkpot Gods)
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Kindred by Ghxst_Bird
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Sep 2021
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In a world without monsters, the most dangerous beasts wear human skin.
Geralt of Rivia is a hunter of vampires—a killer by trade, bound by his code. But when a string of brutal murders leads him deep into the mire of Velen, he finds a predator unlike any he’s faced before.
You are one of the undead, yes—but you only feast on those who deserve it: slavers, butchers, men who walk free after committing unthinkable acts. Cold, clever, and terrifyingly beautiful, you wear your power like silk and hide your scars beneath a charming smile.
He should kill you.
You should run.But something in the mud and blood binds you—an uneasy alliance, a shared hatred of cruelty, and a growing connection neither of you can afford.
Because in a land rotting from the inside, love is the most dangerous hunger of all.
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A collection of one-shots inspired by The Amazing Devil's song "Farewell Wanderlust"
AKA slutty deals with demons :)- Words:
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Stars Reflected Are Not Heaven by snakes_and_sorrows
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
09 Oct 2025
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The Princess was supposed to be dead.
Not as in he wished it - so far from that - but it was a fact, a fact the Lioness all but hurled at him, last he managed waywards towards Cintra.
For a decade, the Witcher carried those tidings as blood carried a toxin, and for a decade, he roamed, death clinging to the heels of his boots. War encroached upon the land, famine creeping behind it like a child after its mother.
The Black Hand of the South reached its fingers across the kingdoms, grasping, pulling, tearing. And for a decade, the Witcher did not care, face still unmoving at the horror in front of it.
And the Princess, the Lion Cub, was supposed to be dead.
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“Sleepy puppy,” Maciej said with a crooked grin, bouncing on the balls of his feet, eyes gleaming steel-blue. He puckered his lips into a pout. “Was a good idea.”
Lambert raised an eyebrow, arms crossed. “What was a good idea, kid?”
Maciej’s grin twisted, almost feral. His form rippled—red-and-black fur flickered along his forearms, claws scraping the air just enough to make Lambert’s jaw tighten. His eyes flashed wild, like a cornered cat daring you.
“Stabbing three things today. Felt alive,” Maciej said, voice sharp and breathless, feeding off chaos. “Like chasing shadows. Like hunting.”
He leaned in, whispering, eyes glinting. “Monsters aren’t scary. Boredom is. It eats you inside.”
Lambert smirked, cautious. “You’re lucky I like crazy.”
Maciej’s grin stretched too wide, teeth flashing sharp. A short, wild laugh.
“Lucky me,” he said, voice low. “If I’m dying, it better be quick. Pretty. No whining.”
Lambert shook his head. “You’re unhinged, kid.”
Maciej’s eyes flicked—half-cat, half-boy. “Maybe. But boring? That’ll kill us all.” -
'Til the Entire Keep Knows by LoserCatWritesFics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Oct 2025
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When Aiden is finally healed enough to have some fun, Lambert wastes no time making up for lost time with his lover, without a single care who may hear them.
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- Part 3 of Aiden's First Winter
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The Devil You Don't Know by Chlorokin for revoltingrevolution
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
27 Aug 2025
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The stranger doesn’t look approachable in the slightest. The long, silver-white hair pulled back in a ponytail belongs to a man who is probably in his thirties, a black leather jacket tight across his massive shoulders that could lift a fully grown man, an unfriendly scowl on his handsome face, short stubble visible on a jaw square enough to cut oneself on.
So, naturally, Jaskier makes right for him.
“I love the way you just sit in the corner and brood."
The stranger looks up and Jaskier finds himself transfixed by eyes that glow golden in the shitty lowlight of the bar. “I came to drink alone,” the stranger says with a deep and husky monotone.
“Yeah, sure, but what did you think of my performance? Three words or less.”
A moment passes while the handsome man tilts his head, regarding Jaskier in a way that should be unsettling. “You’re too early,” the mysterious stranger offers.
“Hmm, I’m certain I’ve never heard that particular complaint before, do tell?”
“Your music. It’s ahead of its time. Give it…ten years. You’ll be where you want to be, then."OR: Geralt is a crossroads demon, and Jaskier accidentally makes a deal for dick.
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- Part 2 of Farewell Wanderlust
- Part 1 of The Devil Went Down to Temeria
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One day in the middle of winter by butterc_p (b_ttercup)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Oct 2021
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What if...
What if it was Jaskier who wanted to get to Kaer Morhen at all costs?
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Five times when Jaskier took the Witcher into his home and once when they were the ones who took Jaskier in.-
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Healing is never simple—especially for a witcher. After a brutal hunt leaves Geralt of Rivia broken and barely clinging to life, those who care for him must come together to fight for his survival. But mending a witcher isn’t just about tending wounds. As the days stretch on, old scars resurface, truths are revealed, and bonds are tested. Geralt's path to either death or recovery becomes a journey that touches everyone involved, renews old bonds, and forges new ones.
Series of 31 interconnected fics for Whumpcember 2024. Fics can be read standalone, but are part of an overarching story.
This series follows on from my Whumptober 2024 series "The White Wolf's Wounds" in which Geralt was gravely injured. At the last moment, Yennefer brought him to Nenneke at the Temple of Melitele. That's where this series picks up.
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twelve summers by Louuii
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
01 Jan 2024
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After their engagement has been finalized in an attempt to strengthen the bonds amongst the northern kingdoms against the ever-imposing Nilfgaard, Jaskier and Geralt are forced to spend every summer together. As the son of a viscount and heir to a warlord, you would expect they will be at least civil together—only to find that they can’t even stand the sight of each other!
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Desire's Depths by Val_Creative
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep (2025), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Mar 2025
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Jaskier wakes after being captured and poisoned — "Where the FUCK are my legs, Geralt?!"
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