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    Bilbo loves writing books. It’s a challenging craft at the best of times, but battling writer’s block makes it downright impossible. Thankfully, his enigmatic (and possibly mad) friend Gandalf has just the cure for his creative slump: a steaming cup of tea at his cozy home and a front-row seat to one of his outrageous tales.

    But, as Bilbo quickly learns, nothing with Gandalf is ever simple. One moment, he’s at his friend house, and the next, he’s whisked away to an entirely different world—a realm brimming with dwarves, elves, and dragons. Naturally, Bilbo decides to go straight back home. There’s no way he’s getting involved. Absolutely not.

    …And yet, somehow, he finds himself joining a company of dwarves on a suicidal quest to defeat the dragon.

    Primula will *never* believe this.

     

    // or what if a human! Bilbo landed in Middle earth and join Thorin’s company! Misunderstandings, found family, and maybe even some blooming romance? Gandalf is quite content

    Fanfiction playlist!! 🍂🗡️

    Language:
    English
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    13,870
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    848
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    On a remote Orkney beach, under the cover of an uncanny mist, Bilba Baggins finds an injured sea-creature with intelligent eyes and a haunting past. Despite ancient warnings about the dangerous allure of the Finfolk, she offers her sanctuary, forming an unlikely bond breaching the stark differences of their languages and cultures.

    Written for 🧜 MerMay 2025 🧜‍♀️

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    English
    Words:
    15,441
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    663
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    Bilbo goes to visit his favorite coffee shop to find his usual seat occupied.
    He thinks nothing of it but the barista seems to think that throwing out customers so he can have his seat is a very reasonable solution

    I’m not great at summaries

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,889
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    988
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    Thorin is nearly finished flipping his late grandad’s house, so using the same plans to renovate the neighbouring property would not only be easy, but economically profitable for everyone involved. It’s just a good investment, no ulterior motivation whatsoever.

    Some more hopeless pining and painful miscommunication of these two idiots in love.

    Immediate continuation of “The Mechanics of Lego Assembling”, now Thorin POV.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,636
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    700
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    And so, as I waited for Thorin to arrive, I couldn’t help but indulge in the date fantasy I had been harbouring for weeks. I pictured the two of us, Thorin and me, driving through the rolling hills of the Cotswolds, the sun glinting off my yellow Volkswagen Beetle’s tiny chrome bumpers, the Beatles booming on from the car’s speakers because I’m cheesy like that and I don’t keep any other radio-cassette in the car. There was only one glitch in this otherwise perfect scene: Thorin absolutely hated the Beetle. And the Beatles, but that is a battle for another day, the speakers can be silent for the ten minute drive. The issue was getting him in that car. Maybe even getting him off in that car.

     

    So here comes, a much thought-upon anniversary date for a blessedly posh power couple in the Cotswolds.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,190
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    245
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    Bilbo is a writer of a successful book series, and Thorin is one of his biggest fans. How they met was a bit circumstantial, but falling in love was anything but. Bilbo realizes loving Thorin can be as easy as writing out a story. A story of home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,115
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,503
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    Bilbo does research on queerness and code-switching in Latino culture, and started dancing salsa to practise his Spanish. He doesn’t know what this particular Halloween night in Little Havanna has in store for him, but he’s always open to adventure.

    Aka the Cuban AU prequel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,486
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    530
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    This is for all those out there who appreciate a deep voice on the radio and the good vibes of a modern-day Thorin, without the pressures to be a hero.
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    Bilbo Baggins is a med.-student looking forward to a future where life will be better than it is today. Thorin Oakenshield is the voice on the midnight radio show keeping Bilbo brave, through various parts of his life.
    Nothing says they will ever meet.
    Nothing says they won't.

    Here's to happy endings we might see coming, but still look forward to. Enjoy. <3

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    492
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    Bilbo and Thorin continue dancing around each other, every new neighbourly encounter more confusing than the previous ones. But they’ll get there eventually, it’s just a matter of time, it’s not as if they could get worse at communicating, is it?

    Right? Challenge accepted.

     

    Is there anything worse than ugly crying while building stupidly complex Lego robots, free-style? Try doing that on Christmas Eve. Alone, and snowed in. Probably broken-hearted.

     

    Flufftober prompt #9 “Don’t do that”. “But…”

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    English
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    6,679
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    790
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    (Aka “Thou Shall Not Thirst Over Thy Neighbour”)

    Bilbo is learning a lot about how to chop wood properly by observing his neighbour. For science.

    Pure self-indulgence with a new iteration of lumberjack!Thorin.

    Inspired by the flufftober prompt #8 Chopping and piling wood

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,780
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    867
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    Bilba, kindergarten teacher by day, and romance author by night, is buzzing after she literally crashed into Thorin.

    Was it just a happy mishap, or there is something else? Is she letting her imagination run wild again? If only relationships were as easy as in her stories.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,855
    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    907
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    Musician Thorin meets Murder Mystery Writer Bilbo Baggins in a bar after a bad day at practice. After a quick meeting, the two discover they have a lot in common, one of them being - interesting conversation.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,482
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    726
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    Bilbo là khách ruột của một quán cà phê nơi cậu thường xuyên để ý một gã đàn ông điển trai, người dành toàn bộ thời gian ở quán để vẽ. Một ngày nọ, gã nghệ sĩ để quên tập phác thảo ở bàn uống nước của mình và chẳng hiểu sao, tập vẽ lại rơi vào tay Bilbo.

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    Tiếng Việt
    Words:
    2,900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    71
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    2023 AU-gust writing challenge.
    During the Battle of the Five Armies Bilbo Baggins was blinded, now he can no longer see anything. Not the rottting corpses of his dwarven friends, nor could he see the beauty of his old home the Shire.

    Sam Gamgee is a Hobbit, and Sam Gamgee is immortal. Those two things are not meant to be - a lonely life is what this hobbit will live.

    ....

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,095
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    135
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    Bilbo is a regular at a cafe where he regularly pines over a handsome stranger who spends all of his time drawing. One day, the artist forgets his sketchbook on the table and, somehow, it ends up in Bilbo’s hands.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,198
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    398
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2,639
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    Bilbo is a tremendously methodical person, and he doesn't want to share his favourite spot and armchair at the Acorn Coffee.
    Not even with the hottest guy he has ever seen in his life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,717
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,221
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    When Bilbo’s stressed, he bakes- that should explain enough.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,677
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    (Title from the song King and Lionheart by Of Monsters and Men)

    Bilbo Baggins is preparing to start his first year of highschool, when a few weeks before school starts, a new family moves into the Shire Township. He wants nothing to do with them until Gandalf invites the family over, where he is forced to interact with new people. A secret that accidentally got out kickstarts the relationship between Bilbo and the eldest child of the new neighbors down the street, Thorin "Oakenshield" Durin.

    The pair never expects to see each other during school until Bilbo and Thorin keep running into each other and Thorin ends up defending him from bullies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    961
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    220
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    “Uh, huh, sure.” Bilbo rolled his eyes and added with a cheeky grin: “I’m sure structural analysis is very arousing for engineers.”

    To his own horror, Thorin felt his face get hot. “It’s practical! Not like reading Robert Browning for an hour and then droning on about whatever line in ‘My Last Duchess’!”

    A college!au where Bilbo is a peer writing tutor, Thorin hates English courses, their friends love to meddle, and a Middlearth College (no, for the last time, we’re not Middlebury) liberal arts education destroys everyone’s mental well-being. The only way to get by is with coffee and pipe-weed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,967
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    4,238
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    Thorin was blessed with two Callings, but they both are 'Cold' meaning it only invokes anger, sadness, regret, etc. All he wants is one chance to make someone feel something 'Warm'. He never thought he would get the chance, until a hobbit passes by his stand and smiles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,745
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    600
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    2,693

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