8 Works in Stiles Stilinski Fails
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En donde Stiles pensó que Derek era un prostituto hambriento, y Derek pensó que Stiles estaba interesado en él.
(Traducción al Español)
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Stiles needs a job and there's just opened a new ice cream shop in town so it's the perfect opportunity for him.
The guy working there though, totally throws Stiles off his game and Stiles makes an ass of himself.
He returns a week later to try again.
And let's just say that Stiles is not feeling the love from Dereks side.Series
- Part 24 of 24 days with Sterek
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The Best Possible Time. by Watermelon Wolves (lookididthething) for Suica
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
01 Nov 2015
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There was probably a good time to sneak into the forbidden forest. There was absolutely no good time to step on a werewolf's tail. Stiles wanders out on a full moon and runs into FullShift!Derek (Teen Wolf style werewolves, not Harry Potter style). Stiles panics and hides in a tree. Derek is not amused.
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Both Derek and Stiles were much more alike than either man cared to admit.
Both men had gone into the relationship thinking that it was temporary, despite both of their protests to the contrary. The thought of being together was the relationship equivalent of handling a time-bomb; set to a time limit and once detonated, not salvageable. Although Stiles and Derek were positive that they wouldn’t be the one to end it, it would ultimately pan out in disaster when it did. They didn’t see the other man’s devotion. Not when they were both so used to failure and disappointment.
The problem with that type of mentality when you were in a relationship was that when it did end and the dust settled and everyone was scattered away from each other, you were never quite ready for the inevitable goodbye.
Both Derek and Stiles were much more alike than either man cared to admit and they would both come to pay for it dearly.
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- Part 6 of Coffee's for Closers
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Dating Rules by officerstilinskihale for Scruffy_Wolf, stuck-in-the-same-place
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
08 Sep 2013
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"I didn't know," Stiles complained before he glared at Derek. "Why haven't you tried to kiss me then?" he demanded, ignoring the pained noise the Sheriff made, though he felt a rush of satisfaction when he noticed the tips of Derek's ears flushing pink.
"I…" Derek trailed off, unsure, before sparing a look to the Sheriff. "You wanna do this now? I mean," he coughed, his blush spreading across his cheekbones. "You wanna have this discussion now?"
After thinking about it for a moment, Stiles shook his head, before reaching over to squeeze Derek's hand in his own. "For the record though, I would totally go out with you if you asked."
"When," Derek corrected him with a small smile. "And I—now, yes?"
Stiles beamed. "Like, right now, you mean? Yes, absolutely."
Stiles slumped back in his chair, all of his muscles suddenly relaxing before he turned to his dad with a beatific smile. "How about we start over?" he said and the Sheriff resisted the urge to drown himself in his whiskey.
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Derek was quite used to messing things up.
It wasn’t something he intentionally set out to do, which was only funny because most people didn’t believe that after meeting him, but it was something he begrudgingly got used to.
Begrudgingly.
In college, they had named him Fail-rek as a direct result of all of his defects, which yes, hurt just as much as you would expect. It wasn’t as if he set out to be as incompetent as he apparently was but when you continually kept making mistakes what was there to do other than accept your lot in life and move on?
(He did beat the crap out of anyone who called him Fail-rek to his face though, don’t even get him started.)
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- Part 2 of Coffee's for Closers
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Stiles tries to make Derek jealous, and fails miserably. But not in the way you think.
“I came here,” he continues to slur angrily, jabbing a finger in Derek’s general direction, “to make you jealous fuckface, but I can’t even do that. Ugh.” He has to pause to drown himself briefly in his drink. It’s an alarming shade of bright pink, and Derek is eyeing it with something akin to suspicion. “You were supposed to grovel at my feet! It’s all your fault.”
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The one where Stiles thought Derek was a hooker who needed feeding, and Derek thought Stiles was interested in him.