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John still remembers, even if he wishes like hell he didn't.
Sherlock can't let himself forget, even though he knows it would be for the best.
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Jonny's apartment looks like a tornado went right through it. There are boxes thrown around everywhere, mostly empty, papers and tags scattered all over the floor along with books, portraits, dishes, and twice as many empty bottles of beer as men walking around the mess. Everything looks cluttered yet somehow empty, and Patrick feels his stomach drop in realization.
Jonny's moving.
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Buried deep within, There's a human by orphan_account
Fandoms: teen wolf - Fandom, tw - Fandom
06 May 2014
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AKA the one where Stiles and Derek are both shit with feelings, and they need other people to tell them how they feel.
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and you throw your head back laughing like a little kid by Skeliae Verat (Verat)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Jun 2014
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It all started when Steve complained about Valentine’s Day. It wasn’t even a real thing, he wasn’t real bothered about not having a girlfriend or boyfriend to pass the day with but for some reason Bucky grabbed the idea and decided he wasn’t going to rest until he found Steve a date.
Of course, as happened with all of Bucky’s plans, it wasn’t going to end well.Or: five times Bucky arranged (or tried to do so) Steve a date and one time Steve did it himself.
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Dean manages the gas-n-sip where Cas works, but things have always felt strained between them so Cas keeps his head down and tries not to think about how much he likes Dean; how much he admires him for how he's handled everything life has thrown at him. When Dean asks him to babysit his kid brother while he goes on a date, Cas swallows down the hurt and agrees, because it's for Dean, but eventually discovers that he's been so busy assuming Dean wouldn't be interested he might have missed what's been there all along...
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Love Thy Neighbour by edendelatour
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
14 Feb 2015
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Maintaining a healthy dislike of someone is difficult when that person is unfairly attractive, but Bilbo Baggins is sure as hell going to try his damnedest, because his new next door neighbour is quite simply the most unpleasant man he has ever met.
No matter how disconcertingly blue his eyes are.
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For Your Entertainment by CandyassGoth
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Thor - All Media Types, Hellboy (Movies), Hellboy - All Media Types
24 Jan 2015
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Sexually and emotionally frustrated Loki is dragged to Earth on yet another adventure with Thor, Sif and the Warriors Three, Thor intent on urging Loki to sow his oats.
Loki, at the end of his patience and care, finally finds himself in bed with another, just not in the way Thor would expect.
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Niall loves Liam, Liam loves Niall, they're both idiots, and Zayn is exhausted.
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A Ghost from the Past by knightcaptain_shae (fadewalker35)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Inquisition
28 Feb 2016
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She did not need to be saved. She was quite capable of that on her own. That did not mean he was not going to try anyway.
How much more pain would she have to put him through? He'd had enough to last a lifetime and all was because of her, at least that's what she thought. It was better for her to stay away but that was easier said than done.
Shaelan Trevelyan was Templar at Kinloch Hold during the Blight and was sent to home to Ostwick Circle in the aftermath.
After being left as the only survivor of the explosion at the Conclave she soon finds herself thrust into adversity and is reunited with a face from her past she did not think she'd ever see again.
POV shifts between Inquisitor and Cullen
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When Frank was sixteen, he would have laughed at the idea of him sitting in a Starbucks waiting for Gerard Way to arrive for their date. When Frank was sixteen, he would have also laughed at the idea that his mom had to threaten to take him out of her will to get him on said date. (After all he was basically an adult and that meant he didn’t have to listen to anything his mom said right?)
However, Frank was no longer sixteen and he definitely wasn’t laughing as he sat in the stuffy cafe three blocks from his apartment, waiting for Gerard who was showing no signs of turning up.
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Frank hates Gerard, Gerard hates Frank. That's the way it's been for years now. But when their mothers decide to set them up for a date, they have to put aside their loathing to convince them that they are in relationship and to leave them alone. -
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Day 2 prompt for A week of KageHina: Subtle
(Or Kageyama confessed a while ago but Hinata never got the memo)
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Their usual lazy Sunday doesn't go the way it usually does. Scott can't complain though.
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It was a harmless idea, a coincidence if you looked between the lines. Craig just happened to walk past the bathroom, the door left slightly ajar and heard a slightly off pitch rendition of the iconic 80′s song, ‘eye of the tiger’.
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Greg Lestrade starts a new relationship with Mycroft Holmes...who also seems to be dating some other men. This won't do at all. Greg needs to make sure that everyone knows that Mycroft is HIS.
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It's (Totally not) a Crush: a comedy told in four parts by KrystaFaith
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
04 Mar 2016
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Marinette has decided to get over her crush... For real!
After yet another disastrous encounter with Adrian and a school presentation, Marinette decides she seriously needs to move on. Besides, she reasons, they’d make great friends if she could just stop stuttering whenever he looked at her…Right?
But things happen and feelings are sometimes hard to let go.
People appear, and words are said.And since when does Chat talk to Marinette?
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Hell, Glory and Everything in Between by WaywardSpark
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
17 Jul 2017
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When it is announced that Hogwarts will be hosting the Tri-wizard tournament, neither John nor Sherlock have any idea on just how much the tournament will affect their relationship, and the world around them...
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5 times Charles and Erik kissed out of necessity (not really) and the one time they did it For Realsies by InkEros (thacmis) for Geertrui
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
31 Mar 2016
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Charles can't stop thinking about kissing Erik. Erik can't stop thinking about asking Charles out.
They both can't stop crushing on each other.
While neither thinks he has a chance, five fateful kisses bring them together in the end.
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We're Lost And I Blame You by jackaranda
Fandoms: Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
03 May 2016
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In which Kagami keeps getting distracted by Aomine's good looks and gets them lost.
Their solution is to play basketball
(someone save them)Fourth part to my series
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Lucy Lane can't seem to figure Kara out. Or Supergirl. Or her own damn head.
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Jason and Dick had been dating for a few weeks now. However their nightlife made it almost impossible for date nights to happen. This Friday though, Bruce had given them both a night off. Jason suspected Alfred was behind it all.
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- Part 1 of Jaydick Week 2016
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“We’re self-medicating anxiety and boredom.”
“No, we’re not,” John says breathlessly. “That’s not it anymore.”
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Stiles has just moved back home to start his new job; teaching Psychology at Beacon Hills High. Laura Hale is one of his colleagues and soon becomes a good friend. Stiles spends a lot of time at Laura's place, and if Laura just so happens to live with her rather attractive (and somewhat fascinating) younger brother then Stiles isn't going to complain, no siree.
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I know, I say I have favorites a lot, but to be honest, they're both such complete idiots(in a good way) that I was practically itching to smack them both and lock them in a closet until it sounded like things were going better. Luckily Laura is alive in this AU and is able to help them through it. Have I professed my love for Laura recently? Just in case, it's there and burning bright.
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Stiles always comes in like clockwork at seven-thirty in the morning, stands in line with his face solely focused on his phone, mindlessly rubs the sleep out of his eyes every few minutes, orders a large black coffee when he gets to the counter, takes a big gulp as Derek processes the transaction, and then beams at Derek with the light of a thousand suns.
Every morning is the same.
Until one day, it’s not.
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The Cafeteria Food at Ebott University (And Other Unfixable Atrocities) by renwhit (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Undertale
24 Jun 2016
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Grillby doesn't think he can handle another disgusting meal provided by the EU food courts. Luckily, he has a solution.
(Slow burn sansby, college au!)(indefinite hiatus)
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John has seen Sherlock do a lot of odd things over the years. Having a genuine conversation with a bee might be the oddest.
(Or: the one where Sherlock communicates with bees, John questions his sanity, and Mrs Hudson gets a new computer.)
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Electricity In the Contact by ladyblahblah for sparkysparky, mizzyfreak7, rivki8699, homoeroticismforthewin
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
06 Jul 2013
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In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that's not what it's called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he's not going to make it out of this weekend alive.
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Hard reset by applecrumbledore
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
17 Apr 2018
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“I thought it would be worth it to give it up, but it's not,” Roy whispered. “Nothing is worth this.”
He needed one flickering moment of hope in which he believed he wasn't a sad, desperate old man who had put his life on hold for a career that meant less to him every day, only to learn that he had run out of life to live.
“What are you talking about?” Ed breathed. “What did you give up?”
You, Roy wanted to say, or something like you.
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“No, I mean.” She takes the note, flustered. “Why are you so interested in helping? You don't even know us.”
Stiles swallows heavily, searching for the slender line between a lie and a truth that he doesn't want to speak. “Because I have a soft spot for idiot teenaged werewolves,” he says finally. “It's a character flaw."
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give me one good reason why i should never make a change by eversall
Fandoms: Descendants (2015)
22 Oct 2015
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“What the hell is your problem?” Carlos asks sadly that night, after hours of ignoring each other.
“I don’t have a problem.” Jay glowers, addressing the wall next to his bed.
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Somewhere in between paradigm shifts and Doug being shockingly knowledgeable, Carlos comes to accept the fact that Jay could possibly reciprocate his feelings.Bookmarked by truth_is_hard_101
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give me one good reason why i should never make a change by eversall | https://archiveofourown.to/works/5050585
“What the hell is your problem?” Carlos asks sadly that night, after hours of ignoring each other. “I don’t have a problem.” Jay glowers, addressing the wall next to his bed. ** Somewhere in between paradigm shifts and Doug being shockingly knowledgeable, Carlos comes to accept the fact that Jay could possibly reciprocate his feelings. -
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"Did you hear about the starting setter for Team Japan?”
“Yukiko-san’s brother is an assistant coach and she said the setter was really h—”
Hard-working, yes, Tobio was always hard-working, nobody can deny him that, and honest, stupidly so, can you believe the nerve of telling the always flawless Oikawa-san that his shorts were ugly, and, yes, yes, yes, Tobio was always heedful, and sometimes even helpful, but Tobio was totally, utterly, completely, absolutely not h—
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Jeon Seokjin has exactly four weeks to stop the impending engagement of his younger brother, doomed to a loveless marriage. The only way to stop it is to make a better match, more advantageous, more lucrative for the Jeon family. It's impossible. It's his only option.
Min Yoongi does not want, will never want, will never ever even consider, marriage. It's not in the cards. He's stubborn enough to achieve the total ban on marriage talks. Except maybe his grandmother is a little more stubborn than he is, and maybe she's determined to see him march down the aisle.
The chaebol arranged marriage au that exactly one and a half people asked for.
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Lone Lovers by orphan_account
Fandoms: 나 혼자만 레벨업 - 추공 | Solo Leveling | Only I Level Up - Chu-Gong, 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Webcomic), 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
01 Jul 2021
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jindok bone and I make it emotional (tm) because [cocks gun] you gotta be sad
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01 Jul 2021
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They embrace each other, softer, almost as if it was love.
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A Convenient Impracticality by firethesound_HP_archive for Isinuyasha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2015
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Somehow Harry ends up agreeing to a fake relationship with his ex-nemesis-turned-friendly-acquaintance-with-benefits, except for some reason it involves an awful lot of actual dating and, sadly, not much sex. Confused? Harry is too, but when has anything with Draco Malfoy ever been as straightforward as it seems?
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A Convenient Impracticality by firethesound | https://archiveofourown.to/works/5277644
Somehow Harry ends up agreeing to a fake relationship with his ex-nemesis-turned-friendly-acquaintance-with-benefits, except for some reason it involves an awful lot of actual dating and, sadly, not much sex. Confused? Harry is too, but when has anything with Draco Malfoy ever been as straightforward as it seems? -
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But if he really thought about it, technically he wasn't doing anything wrong. As a security guard for Camelot Enterprises, it was part of his job to keep an eye on the surveillance monitors at all times. So if the Vice-President of the company had the bizarre habit of masturbating in his office late Friday nights, well, it wasn't exactly Merlin's fault if he saw it all, right?
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On Your Watch by La_Temperanza | https://archiveofourown.to/works/740873
...As a security guard for Camelot Enterprises, it was part of his job to keep an eye on the surveillance monitors at all times. So if the vice-president of the company had the bizarre habit of masturbating in his office late Friday nights, well, it wasn't exactly Merlin's fault if he saw it all, right?
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five times they were almost found out and the one time everyone found out by helenblqckthorn
Fandoms: The Last Hours Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
20 Apr 2020
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“Come again?” Thomas asked, eyebrows sky-high.
Anna looked entirely casual as she stirred her tea and said: “I only asked when you might make a move on Alastair Carstairs.”
Thomas didn’t think he’d heard correctly. “Sorry, what?”
or: what happens when you let two oblivious idiots get together in secret.
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five times they were almost found out and the one time everyone found out by helenblqckthorn |
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“Come again?” Thomas asked, eyebrows sky-high. Anna looked entirely casual as she stirred her tea and said: “I only asked when you might make a move on Alastair Carstairs.” Thomas didn’t think he’d heard correctly. “Sorry, what?” or: what happens when you let two oblivious idiots get together in secret. -
It Was We Who Were The Cliché (But We Carried On Anyway) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Nov 2012
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When the reconciled Black sisters go on holiday together, Andromeda entrusts Draco, rather than Harry, with five year old Teddy Lupin for three weeks. Harry is convinced she made the wrong choice, and he decides the way to fix this is simply to keep turning up at the manor and refusing to leave Draco alone.
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It Was We Who Were The Cliché (But We Carried On Anyway) by orphan_account |
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When the reconciled Black sisters go on holiday together, Andromeda entrusts Draco, rather than Harry, with five-year-old Teddy Lupin for three weeks. Harry is convinced she made the wrong choice, and he decides the way to fix this is simply to keep turning up at the manor and refusing to leave Draco alone. -
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In which Thorin pushes, and Bilbo doesn't know how to handle emotions and finds himself engaged without realizing it.
(A fluffy "everyone lives" marriage AU)
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A Cultural Misunderstanding by Lindzzz | https://archiveofourown.to/series/205352
In which Thorin pushes, and Bilbo doesn't know how to handle emotions and finds himself engaged without realizing it. (A fluffy "everyone lives" marriage AU)
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adi requested: "the one where you have your soulmate’s name written on your body."
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meant to be yours by provocation | https://archiveofourown.to/works/9262937
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Geralt and Jaskier visit a brothel together.
Because there's no chance that might awaken anything in either of them, right?
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Geralt and Jaskier's Brothel Adventures by valdomarx | https://archiveofourown.to/works/24029020
Geralt and Jaskier visit a brothel together. Because there's no chance that might awaken anything in either of them, right? -
Jaskier The Bard's Foolproof Guide To Seducing Your Witcher by LadySesame
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Nov 2021
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It is no secret to the men and women of the continent that Geralt of Rivia is one fine piece of ass.
Most days Jaskier has to fight to keep from swooning at the very sight of his friend-- and he’s not alone in this predicament. He catches men and women in every town that they come across ogling Geralt in one way or another. Yes, Geralt’s attractiveness is blatantly, painfully, beautifully obvious to everyone with eyes.
Everyone that is, but Geralt himself.
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Jaskier The Bard's Foolproof Guide To Seducing Your Witcher by LadySesame | https://archiveofourown.to/works/34285489
It is no secret ... that Geralt of Rivia is one fine piece of ass. Most days Jaskier has to fight to keep from swooning at the very sight of his friend... He catches men and women in every town that they come across ogling Geralt in one way or another. Yes, Geralt’s attractiveness is blatantly, painfully, beautifully obvious to everyone with eyes. Everyone that is, but Geralt himself. Notes: This just gonna be a fun little story with different snippets of Jaskier trying and failing to get Geralt to fuck him. That is, until he realizes he's developed Feelings.