22Linnaea



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 4

    Tags
    Summary

    A collection of fun fics I wrote in honor of the weird and fun tropes that used to be on LJ back in the day.

    Chapter one: Fake Dating

    It’s the summer of parking lots, bad pizza, and Pete Wentz deciding Patrick is his fake boyfriend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,465
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    289

    20 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 11

    Tags
    Summary

    Patrick is a psychic medium, but not the dramatic, crystal-ball kind.

    He can’t talk to spirits of the dead or see the future—just people’s dearly departed pets.

    It’s not exactly party-trick material, so he mostly pretends it doesn’t exist.

    That is, until he meets Pete and his bulldog, Hemingway, whose ghost has some unfinished business.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,684
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    155

    20 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 4

    Tags
    Summary

    A WWII vampire, a 90s vampire, and two weird roommates walk into a bar. Patrick’s trying to adjust to the modern world; Pete’s trying not to fall for the charming relic who still says “golly.”

    Chaos (and mild homoerotic tension) ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    41

    20 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 62

    Tags
    Summary

    Lambert has some strong objections to the winter traditions of the Wolf School.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,194
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    1,210
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    3,471

    30 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 4

    Tags
    Summary

    Ettore, Fabio had discovered, had something of a praise kink. He’d found out accidentally, having given the other man a cursory clap on the shoulder accompanied by a “good job” that resulted in Ettore stammering his thanks, his hand coming up to rest against the spot Fabio’s own hand had been just seconds before.

    Ah, Fabio had thought. Interesting.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    951
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    185

    26 Sep 2025