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    The equivalent of the pound for my most troublesome plot bunnies. Adopt as you wish.

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    Angery boi Oscar shenanigans. Will probably focus more on the side-stories once I'm done with the main piece.

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    “Forty-three,” Wind repeated aloud, wonderingly. “Cyclos, I’m old.”

    Half of the group burst out into laughter.

    “You don’t act like a forty-three year old,” one of them said, wrinkling his nose.

    “I’m young at heart,” Wind lied smoothly. “So. Nine heroes in a dungeon. What's the plan?”

    Shortly before Wind meets the Chain, he walks through a magic mirror that ages him up by thirty years. This turns out to be a Problem.

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    03 Aug 2025

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    Accidentally-a-grandpa!Wind fic that gives me life and kept me up way too late reading

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    Samuel Dalton was a complete fiction, of course, but that didn't mean that when Sam Reich snuck back upstairs to get tied up in the “out of order” bathroom, the Sam that remained on the monitor, laughing at the contestants, was a pre-recording. And if Brennan, Siobhan and Lou had snorted at the idea of a time-travelling evil magician great-grandfather (for good reason), going in with the actual truth of the matter would have sounded like jumping the shark.
    It sounded bizarre, but the time travel bit was the only part about his new partner in crime that was confirmably real. Admittedly, the jury was still out on “evil”—he gave off a weird vibe at times, but so far, no lines had been crossed, and it had all been funny as hell—so for now, Sam was willing to roll with it. But perhaps most surprisingly, there wasn’t even the possibility of blood relation between Samuel Dalton Reich and the guy who had shown up out of the blue one day with his exact face and a plan to really fuck around with things on Game Changer.
    Yeah, the whole alien thing had really ruled out that particular prospect.
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    game changer gets somewhat more dangerous when sam's doppelganger turns up with ideas.

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    20 Jun 2025

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    How I discovered that the silly game show I like to watch has fanfic. Like, stupidly good and in-character fic, what the HELL

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    Harry finds a Horcrux the summer before his sixth year. A deal is struck.

    (Or, when Harry wakes a seventeen-year-old Tom Riddle from the Gaunt's Ring, it is to a world where his future self has achieved none of their goals except one. Harry is proof that he's a great wizard after all.)

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    04 Jun 2025

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    *smacks this fic on the hood* yo this author writes SUCH GOOD "it's complicated" relationships, especially enemies-to-lovers, may I present exhibit B

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    "If we're really friends, you won't come back." After sparing the final boss and facing the consequences for their actions up 'til then, the fallen child takes those words to heart and resets. The next time will be better, but a question still lingers: what does it mean to be "friends"? If they keep going, maybe they'll learn the answer...

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    06 Apr 2025

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    Wonderfully characterized reinterpretation of a Post-genocide to Pacifist route

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    “What are you doing so far from Konoha? Is your Hitai-ate damaged, or is that slash intentional?” Sai blinked at her, smile not faltering, even as her eyes widened in realization. “Did you become a Nukenin?”

    “Becoming a Nukenin is the natural consequence of attacking an honored village elder,” he commented. “It seems inevitable.”

    “You attacked an elder?” Her shock sounded genuine. Her facial expression matched. There was no indication of a lie in her body language or her chakra. She didn’t know.

    “You’re not Shikako,” Sai stated, drawing back. “Who are you?”

    “I am Shikako,” the imposter insisted. “I’m probably just not your Shikako.”

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    24 Feb 2025

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    Post-Split Gardens!Shikako recruits about half of Akatsuki to the Danzo-slaying cause, because she is surrounded by enablers and S-ranked missing nin are not known for their sanity