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no one's touched me there in a damn hot minute by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
07 Oct 2024
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Wade’s hot breath scalded his neck, and Logan’s dick fucking hurt he was so turned on.
But Logan couldn’t come.
Well, it wasn’t that he couldn’t come at all, more like, it took so goddamn long to get him there, it was almost never worth the effort or the time.
It’s really quite simple, Hank had told him once, when Logan had worked up the balls to ask him if he could find an explanation. To Hank, it was a basic overcorrection on the part of Logan’s healing factor. Any slight interruption in stimulation fucked with his nervous system just enough to keep him a step back from the edge.
(Logan's healing factor makes it hard to reach orgasm, Wade doesn't mind a challenge)
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09 Mar 2025
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Logan’s heat is usually spent in solitude, hiding himself away from the world. Once he’s dragged into a new dimension, all of that changes.
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09 Mar 2025
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What is the Deal With Thoes Two? by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
15 Nov 2024
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Deadpool was notorious around the mansion, he was almost unanimously disliked by the staff and only a few students were fond of him. However, with the miraculous resurrection of Logan Deadpool became a common site by the feral’s side and in the school.
It didn't take a genius to realize that Deadpool was really only there for Logan. And the most surprising part was Logan didn't seem bothered by this. The teachers were convinced there was some foul play because they said Logan would never have hung out with Deadpool. Students disagreed however because they had seen how the mercenary and mutant interacted.
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Students POV on Deadpool and Wolverine
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- Part 7 of DP&W
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02 Feb 2025
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Paradox rubs his eyes. "My higher-ups giving you that TemPad was a mistake," he groans. "You were only supposed to use it for emergencies."
"This is an emergency. I need your help."
The man stares for a second then gives a bark of unhappy laughter. "My help?"
"Yep. I need to find Logan. You can look him up and tell me where he is, and I'll be out of your perfect coif faster than you can say 'Waystar Royco.'"
"Mr. Wilson." Paradox folds his hands and looks square in Wade's eyes. "Everything I have learned about your love life today has been strictly against my will. Even if I could help you locate your hapless paramour, I would rather have my balls ardently fondled by a lobster than be involved in this for one second longer than I have to be."
(In which Logan tries to deal with a problem the way he's always dealt with it, Wade finds himself in a situation he doesn't understand, mutual misunderstandings fly wildly, and Mary Puppins saves the day.)
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26 Dec 2024
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Try A Little Tenderness by WaterMe for BoredomBeckons
Fandoms: Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)
11 Jan 2025
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They hadn’t talked about it, was the thing.
Hadn’t talked about the things Wade had done with Logan’s… thing. Hadn’t talked about how much Logan had liked those things.
Now here he was, sweaty and horny and curled up in a totally heroic ball of misery. And Wade, that fucker, was kissing sweetly at Logan’s face like this whole thing wasn’t his goddamn fault. Like he’d never done a single thing wrong in his entire obnoxious life. Like nuzzling at Logan’s neck was a completely normal thing to do and definitely not a thing that made an omega in heat think wedding colors.
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(Logan goes into heat following the events of “Small Cultural Differences.” Wade continues to be super nice about it. That's it, that’s the fic.)