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A Hero's Retirement (Internship) by A Certain Random Guy (CertainRandom)
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Dispatch (Video Game)
01 Dec 2025
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After saving countless worlds, you'd hope Taylor would get some kind of reward for the trouble. Or maybe a cozy retirement plan.
But finding herself in a different world of superheroes, apparently the best she could get is an internship at the SDN Torrance branch.
(a.k.a. me trying to write the "Post-GM Taylor in Dispatch" fanfic I would like to read)
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I want to die like a citrus tree (but that's not a milkweed's fate) by ILovedHerAndSometimesSheLovedMeToo
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
17 Oct 2025
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Mira and Zoey don’t know this yet (they will, one day soon, they will), but Rumi died for the first time the Monday after her eleventh birthday.
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Rumi inhaled, the rush of air filling her lungs, inflating that tiny balloon called hope trapped behind her ribs.
“I love you, Celine.”
The words tumbled out of her gracelessly, but so so sweetly. She waited, and all the while, that little balloon grew and grew, the plastic skin of it stretching and thinning with every second before—
“You too,” Celine said back.
‘Pop.’
“Celine,” Rumi tried again, voice shaking as tears she didn’t even know she still had left to shed began to drip down her left cheek. “Celine, I said I love you.”
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If demons (even half-demons) could kill themselves, there probably wouldn't be many left. Rumi doesn't know this, yet. She learns.
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07 Nov 2025
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Sakura is not an idiot. She was praised for her intelligence, reached Top Kunoichi at the Academy for her brains.
So it doesn't take her long after being placed on the powder keg that is Team Seven to realize she is going to die.
Kakashi, career shinobi since age-six, has no idea what the hell is going on with his little pink-haired student or why there is such fear in her eyes. So he gives her head-pats. That's what you do for scared puppies isn't it?
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05 May 2025
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At the end of all things, as the yellow Flame of Frenzy burns the world to nothingness, Melina traces the steps of the Lord of Chaos. She will deliver them what is theirs.
But in her mind, she retraces the steps of the Tarnished.
Her Tarnished.
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02 Apr 2025
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Before destroying the web table, Jon calls Melanie to let her know she was right about the woman she saw not being Sasha James. This changes some things.
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17 Jan 2025
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“‘Mudblood’ is no mere insult, Professor - no ’mere word’. It is a threat of violence, and I have the right to defend myself.”
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When Hermione Granger was eight years old, she set a boy on fire for vandalizing her treasured copy of Discours sur le Colonialisme.
OR: Scenes from the early life of Britain's least expected -and most radical- Dark Lady.
(In which the Wizarding World casts the first sparks of its reckoning.)
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07 Oct 2024