Hoothootmotherf_ckers
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The thing that everyone keeps telling her, from the day she first expresses interest in knighthood, is how much harder she’s making things for herself.
“That’s not necessarily bad, mind you,” Mama says. “There’s honor in doing what you know is right, especially if it’s easier to compromise.”
“No one in this family can ever do things the easy way,” Papa groans, and then hugs her tightly and writes extensive letters to Aunt Kel.
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Wilina of Queenscove enters page training. It's a little different for her than it was for her aunt.
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so nice to see strange countries by Hoothootmotherf_ckers
Fandoms: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897), Dracula & Related Fandoms
30 Jun 2025
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Being the account of one Mina Murray as she accompanies her fiancé, Jonathan Harker, on his business trip to Transylvania.
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Instead of Nate letting his life fall apart, putting the team together, and then getting revenge after Sam's death, he decides to cut out the middleman and just shoot Blackpoole. Maggie's left to pick up the pieces.
(mastermind! Maggie au)
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“Parker.”
“Uh-huh?” she replies, distracted by the climbing equipment she’s laying out on the office floor.
“What have we said about the ‘no dead animals’ fridge?”
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In an alternate universe, the crew are park rangers. They are not less weird about it.
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Harry James Potter’s parents die when he’s a baby, because this isn’t that kind of fix-it fic. Harry saves the wizarding world, and is sent off by Dumbledore to live with his aunt and uncle. Which, okay Dumbledore, we’re going to get into you and your choices later.
a retelling, a fix-it, an adaptation of the story that shaped my childhood by an author who doesn’t deserve my respect.
(aka, I was one of those Harry Potter kids, and now I’m trans. come at me, Joanne.)
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A collection of character studies for my favorite TAZ characters.
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why would a star, a star ever be afraid of the dark? by Hoothootmotherf_ckers
Fandom: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
23 Jan 2020
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hope even on this side of the grave again by Hoothootmotherf_ckers
Fandom: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
27 Apr 2019
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A visible bonds/lich mechanics/alternate pov au because Griffin if you don't give me explanations for how your liches work or how Bonds are actual power sources then damn it I'll make some.
Title from To Noise Making (Sing) by Hozier.
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