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Adoption by Defenestration; or, A Family Can Be A Fox Demon, Its Jinchuuriki, and Three Dozen Highly-Trained Assassins by elumish
Fandoms: Naruto
02 Sep 2018
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He will not be the ANBU who let the jinchuuriki plummet to his death out a fourth story window. Let that be another ANBU’s legacy.
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04 Nov 2025
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It's 1982 and James (Jimmy) Wilson, 16, is home for the summer and lying about the reason: he's keeping an eye on his little brother Danny while their parents work late. Jimmy & Danny spend the days watching cartoons, riding bikes, playing the Atari & reading the National Geographic.
Gregory (Greg) House, 17, moves in to the house next door--right across from James. What's worse, their houses are so close together that their windows practically kiss. Through 'The Neighbor Window', Greg and James (going on to become House and Wilson) fall in love over records, mixtapes, Cartooncakes, lake trips, and joints.
A multi-decade canon compliant* longfic starring Danny Wilson, James Wilson, Gregory House, Blythe House, John House, Ruth Wilson, David Wilson, Joe Wilson, and Mouse the Cat.
*as canon compliant as a childhood friends au with a collapsed age gap can be
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- Part 1 of Kissing Windows Works
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28 Oct 2025
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no one knows a thing about my life by itooaminthisepisode (silasthylacine)
Fandoms: House M.D.
06 Oct 2024
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'The sheets around him are bunched and soaked with sweat. Earlier, House managed to drag himself upright, but the effort left him near delirious with pain – now all he can do is sit here hunched over the pulsing, ruined muscle, desperately trying to dig his fingers in to grant himself some reprieve.
But no matter what he does, it’s not working. He’s already maxed out on Vicodin – at this point, he knows there’s only one option left.'
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House has his ways of dealing with pain, however unhealthy they may be.
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- Part 6 of itooaminthisepisode's Whumptober 2024
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24 Oct 2025
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House expected October to be cold, annoying and uneventful. Instead: Wilson won’t leave, a kid won’t stop talking about leaves and somehow the air smells like pine and second chances.
A quiet, soft, found family story about not being quite as alone as you thought you were.
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16 Oct 2025
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'“Get in.”
With a frown, Greg steps towards the bath, poking a finger into the water and shrieking as he withdraws it.
“It’s cold!”Then there’s a rough hand grasping the back of his neck, and terror shoots through him like an arrow.
“Gregory. Get. In.”'
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John House doles out a punishment.
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- Part 28 of itooaminthisepisode's Whumptober 2024
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13 Oct 2025