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Skates, Bowstrings and Other Things by RoastyToasty
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
08 Oct 2025
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“Have you gotten rusty from your time away from fighting, birdie?” Hotguy teased, pulling back the string of his orange and cyan longbow.
“With constantly having to worry about saving your butt? Never.” Xelqua laughed playfully, a blast of concentrated redstone coming out of his dual pink and white pistols.
The two stood with their backs against each other, grinning in confidence as they looked over their shoulders. Xelqua’s wings were open and on full display, glossy hot-pink feathers gleaming in the night. Ever since the vigilante’s recovery, he had made a swift return to fighting on field again, ready for whatever threat faced him and Hotguy next.
Or four times Xelqua and Hotguy learning something about the other, and one time about themselves.
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- Part 2 of Bows and Rollerblades
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Bound by Blood (frozen in time) by RoastyToasty for Melodic_Moonbeams
Fandoms: Empires SMP
18 Sep 2025
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Falling under Exor’s corruption, Xornoth sets off an eternal winter and establishes himself as the Snow King, ruler of the Winterfell Empire. It’s up to Scott to bring his brother back to his senses and unfreeze the land before it’s too late, but doing this is easier said than done. Luckily, he has a certain Codfather to help him out.
An Empires SMP AU inspired by the Snow Queen fairytale.
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Right then and there, Joel knew she was the one. The perfect muse for his art project. Instinctively, his feet carried him towards the pink haired woman in the windowsill, until he found himself standing in front of her.
Joel bowed his head before shouting. “Be my Ocean Queen!”
“What?” She looked at him as if he had spoken some alien tongue.
Or a modern artist/muse AU where Joel is an artist creating a piece based on the Ocean Queen as is struggling to find a model for it. That is until he meets Lizzie.
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Their lives were never meant to get this complicated. Tommy and Tubbo were just two simple hybrid thieves trying to get by. It all started when they snuck into a royal masquerade to steal some gold, which somehow turned into a battle of tactics and thievery against King Dream for the Discs back.
The two eventually find themselves in the fight of their lives for the independence of L’manberg and later against the Manberg Empire. But their friendship alone isn’t enough to save everything they love. With all these battles, they can only pray to Prime that they don’t lose their heads.
Or a loose retelling of season one of the DSMP in a medieval setting with fantasy elements, and some canon divergence.
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- Part 1 of Exiled, Beheaded, LIVE!
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His eyes were a vibrant violet, with cat-like pupils that matched his mischievous smile. Yet what stood out to Hotguy was his hot-pink wings.
The colorful feathers shimmered under the neon city’s lights. They were so fluffy Hotguy wanted nothing more than to touch them. Instinctively, he stretched out his hand, only to be met with a light whack to the face and a mouthful of plumage.
“Ow! Geez, what was that for?” He spat out a pink feather.
“Didn’t anyone tell you to ask for permission first? Or do you think you can do anything you want since you’re a hotshot hero?”
Or five times Xelqua wouldn’t let Hotguy touch his wings, and one time he did.
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- Part 1 of Bows and Rollerblades
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Bows and Rollerblades by RoastyToasty
Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
08 Oct 2025
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The series collection of Featherflight and all following works that are set within the same universe.
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- 24,199
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Welcome to Mismatched Magic and Tales that followed! Where the magic behind this series goes unmatched. In short, this is my very own AU about the Dream SMP cast (and other mcyts) at the Hogwarts setting written as a bunch of connected one-shots and possibly a few multi-chapter fics in the future.
- Words:
- 23,079
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 19
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A series of all fics that take place within the same universe as my long fic “Don’t Lose Your Head”
- Words:
- 159,373
- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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Withering Heights by miehh_b
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 Oct 2025
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The stranger squinted at him. “Weird. My dreams aren’t usually this odd."
That snapped Grian out of it. His heart slowed just enough to let his mouth catch up. “Wait. Dream?"
The man nodded, casual. “Yeah. I’m lucid dreaming. You’re a figment of my subconscious, or something like that."
Grian raised an eyebrow.
Yeah. Definitely his weirdest dream so far.
✧˖°.⟡ Or: ✧˖°.⟡
Grian is a thief, living in a crumbling alleyway shack with his younger siblings, Pearl and Jimmy. He’s also the leader of a resistance movement, formed in retaliation to a neglectful king of a crumbling kingdom — and anything he touches becomes infected by a deadly spore.
Each night, Grian meets a man he feels impossibly drawn to — a connection neither of them can explain. While something tender begins to grow between them, the resistance plans their attempt on the king’s life.
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- Part 4 of longfics :DD
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And then the damning words leave his lips: “You’re a witch, after all.”
Rumi grits her teeth. Grinds the top and bottom row together. He’s bluffing. Trying to get under her skin. “I’m Death’s protégé," she says, voice controlled.
(soul eater au)
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I'll Keep You My Dirty Little Secret by Retro_Fangirl
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Oct 2025
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A few months after Jimmy joins The Rejects as their brand new vocalist, he gets the opportunity to accompany them on his first ever tour! However, tour life wasn't as glamorous as the blonde imagined it being; forced to confront fears of disappointing fans, hiding his crush on a certain tourmate, and getting to the bottom of a mysterious fued between Joel and Scott. All the while, Jimmy adjusts to living in a bus with twelve other people and facing the challenges that come with being completely at the will of the road.
OR: Band au where The Rejects and Gem and the Scotts tour together. Joel and Scott hate each other, and Jimmy falls for the enemy.
Title from Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects
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- Part 1 of Retro’s Weird And Wacky Universe
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What the title says, bad boys but they are Huntrix, and instead of demons it’s the Watchers
The takedown scene and the confrontations right after, rewritten kinda to have life series characters, but I changed some things to make it more life series like and also hopefully more interesting than just replacing characters
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- Part 1 of Bad Boys as Huntrix au
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Jimmy, a rising star in the bounty hunter business that is given the alias of The Canary, is going on a concerningly dangerous date with Scott, a skilled assassin under the alias of The Azure Blade. Things happen... and they almost get caught.