StateOfBazlessness



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  2. Summary

    They both have big cocks and they both love to bottom.

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  1. Public Bookmark 78

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    Maybe I drank too deeply tonight and I’m hallucinating. Maybe I’m dreaming. Maybe I’ve died and have trapped myself in some fucked up purgatory.

    Whatever the explanation may be, Simon Snow is wearing a Watford football jumper.

    My Watford football jumper.

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    an au set during sixth year where baz catches simon wearing one of his jumpers and finds out that his smell calms simon down.

    wanting to see how far this will go, baz begins leaving his jumpers out for simon to wear and they begin a dangerous game with unspoken rules and hidden feelings.

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    09 Mar 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    “Pretty sure they drink blood and turn into bats, Snow.” —Carry On, Ch. 44

    Simon’s vampire roommate has been missing for a month when, one cold night, a bat flies into their room.

    A coincidence? (Simon thinks not.)

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    19 Aug 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    “Do you really not care that you have to be part of the drama club?”

    “Theatre is perfectly dignified, Snow,” Baz says, not even turning back to look at me.

    “Are you actually not going to make fun of me every time I fuck up the lines or acting or whatever?”

    He stops walking and turns around so fast I almost crash into him.

    “Like I said,” Baz says, looking down on me, stretching those three inches, working his jaw. “I don’t have time for you, Snow.”

    And just like that, he walks away from me.
     

     

    or Simon and Baz are forced to join the drama club to get extra credits.

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    07 Aug 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 75

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    Imagine a world where Baz’s father is a little more paranoid about Baz being outed as a vampire and decides to protect him after he’s bitten by keeping him home and homeschooling him.

    Everything that happens in this story is a ripple effect of this decision. Baz and Simon never meet. Malcolm never marries Daphne, too afraid to bring any third party into their home. With no Baz to invite Simon home for Christmas, and nobody having any knowledge that Simon can share his magic, Simon is attacked that Christmas day by the mage, who tries to kill him for his magic (Penelope calls in the Coven to save him). Simon’s magic is greatly diminished but not completely gone: the mage managed to drain most of the magic out of Simon, but the Coven shut down the part of Davy that can hold magic, rendering him Normal, and the humdrum was never heard from again, nobody knows why. None of this is in the story, but it sets the stage.

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    16 Mar 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Simon and Baz head to the pet store to purchase supplies for their new kitten.

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    20 Dec 2021