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    “Who the Hell would have guessed that the terrifying Radio Demon is actually as needy as an old cat?” Vox muttered, claws petting gently through still slightly damp hair as Alastor rested comfortably on his chest.

    Alastor let out an irritated crackle of static – but he didn't deign to move. If Vox was going to insist on taunting him, then he could deal with the slowly spreading damp patch on his pyjama shirt.

    He wasn't wrong, though.

    Considering Alastor had never felt the need to cuddle or grope or generally be this close to another person – he'd become rather addicted to the sensation.

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    One morning, Alastor and Lucifer wake up in each other’s bodies without their powers. Afraid the rest of hell would take advantage of this fact, they pretend to be the other until they can figure out how to turn back.

    Easier said than done given they hate each other’s guts.

     

    Swapped body shenanigans as the king of hell and radio host make the slow realization that they have more in common than they think.

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    10 Sep 2025

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    'Todd shrugged, squeezing his hand. “S’nothing. It’s your first time, right? It’s gotta be on your terms.”

    It’s also gotta live up to expectations, a traitorous part of his mind supplied.

    He resolutely returned Dirk’s smile, and told that little voice that they’d cross that bridge when they got to it.'

    Dirk and Todd's first time, and the morning after. Exactly what it says on the tin.

     

    ~Transferred from my primary Ao3 account~

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    Heaven and Hell send people to earth in pairs to help guide humans to heaven before dying and it's supposed to help demons assigned to get them into heaven and angels to get a reality check.

    Go figure that Lucifer would do anything for his daughter, including going to earth with the infamous radio demon who was fulfilling her bizarre requests.

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    Assemblies are supposed to be something that Alastor loathes every time he's forced to attend one.

    But this one ends up being far more interesting than he anticipates.

     

    Or another part to the Principal X College Student fic

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    03 Jul 2025