Thornrose270
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Obstacle by Thornrose270
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
18 Oct 2025
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“...What are you all doing standing here?” Giorno asked, causing at least three people to jump into the air.
Mista, Fugo, Narancia, and Trish were all standing at the bottom of the stairs, peering rather suspiciously around the corner into the main room. Giorno had come at them from behind, having been upstairs in his room up until a few minutes ago. Now, he found himself being intensely shushed by more than half of the residents of the villa.
“It’s the TV, Giorno,” Mista said, almost sagely, clapping a hand down onto Giorno’s shoulder. “Abbacchio has it right now.”
“That… doesn’t really answer my question.”
AKA: The younger five plot, and Abbacchio has a very annoying evening.
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- Part 5 of Hammer Drabbles: JoJo
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After Gideon was arrested, a lot of work had to be done on the shack to make it presentable for the Grand Reopening. Dipper knew that all the construction was necessary, but it didn't make it fun to be around. Luckily, he had the greatest sister ever, who stole him away from all the noise and sawdust for a chill adventure in the woods.
What was supposed to be a day adventure, a monster of the week at most, soon took a turn for the slightly more serious when Dipper and Mabel stumbled upon a magical river that most definitely hadn't been there the day before. The two of them getting whammied was bad enough, but soon the whole town started feeling the effects.
After all, what are you supposed to do when nearly everyone you know suddenly transforms into monsters?
(Monster Falls my beloved)
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Hook by Thornrose270
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
01 Oct 2025
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Josuke’s lack of manga knowledge had originated from a genuine lack of interest. He had other things to do. Then, he met Rohan, and his disdain became a lot more personal. Then people kept bothering him about it, and it became something of a matter of pride. So, he was pretty resistant to the idea in general.
Just one chapter, Koichi says. Try one chapter, and then we'll never bother you about it again. The next day, he brings Josuke a copy of the first volume of 'Sailor Moon'.
Koichi could never find out that he'd actually enjoyed it. He would never escape the "I told you so".
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- Part 4 of Hammer Drabbles: JoJo
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Danny doesn't know how to feel when his parents tell him that his dad's sister's family is coming to stay with them for a few weeks to witness turning on the portal. He's even Less sure how to feel when the portal doesn't work, and he's left home alone as Jazz takes the adults out to dinner to drown their sorrows. No wait, not alone- he has to babysit his twin cousins. Great. Just great.
Dipper wasn't at all excited about their road trip... until he found out his mysterious aunt and uncle were GHOST HUNTERS. How cool was that? It didn't even really matter that the portal thing didn't work, because there was still So Much cool stuff in that lab, and their only supervision was their gloomy cousin. It wouldn't hurt to take a look around, right? ...Right?
(The one where Dipper and Mabel get a bit toasted the summer before Gravity Falls)
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Constellations by Thornrose270
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
14 Sep 2025
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Jonathan had always loved the stars, ever since his father had told him that his mother was up there, watching him through their light. He talked to the sky sometimes, feeling like he was talking to her. He'd been doing that more and more recently- sharing his pain with the night as Dio came to live with them, and made everything worse. His friends, Erina, Danny... he didn't have anyone left to talk to, after Dio's machinations. Still, even Dio couldn't take the sky from him. That is... if he'd even want to.
(AKA Jonathan and Dio have an almost nice moment together under the stars)
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- Part 3 of Hammer Drabbles: JoJo
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Hammer Drabbles: JoJo by Thornrose270
Fandom: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
18 Oct 2025
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Join me in my attempts to bash my writers block apart with hammers, aka prompt drabbles. I use spinny wheels to give me a character/group, and then a random word, off of which I must then ramble. I currently have characters from parts 1-5 on my wheel, and all the 'random' words were cherry picked from a truly random word generator first, so I knew I'd have something good to work with. Enjoy!
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Rosie's Hermitcraft/Empires/Life Series Merpeople AU :)
Currently only the one work, but I have another un-finished one in my docs that may eventually see the light of day. Other one-shots are also possible who knows.
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Black Butterfly by Thornrose270
Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
30 Oct 2024
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Psychopomp Wirt AU by Thornrose270
Fandom: Amphibia (Cartoon), Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics), The Owl House (Cartoon)
27 Oct 2024
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Gravity Hates Deadbeat Dads by Rigmaroler
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
04 Feb 2018
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It's a whole wide world out there; there are more than two gun-based stands in existence. There's no basis for blood relation between Guido Mista and Hol Horse, and if there was, they would never meet.
Right?
Or: the prequel to a fic I will never write, titled "Jojo's Bizarre DNA Test".
Bookmarked by Thornrose270
02 Nov 2025
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something almost being said by Nomette
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Apr 2018
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“You ever been camping?” Mista asks Giorno. It’s April, that unlucky month, and the cool of winter is just beginning to give way, the warm breezes of spring made warmer by the burning wreck of Giorno’s Ferrari. All of Giorno’s vehicles have a short lifespan, but this one lasted longer than most; it survived weeks of Giorno’s driving- months, even- only to be laid low by a car bomb. That’s just how it is, Mista supposes. The car’s funeral pyre reminds him vaguely of a bonfire, and he wishes he had a marshmallow to toast.
“Camping?” Giorno asks.
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Mr. Chariot by smallbear99
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 May 2018
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Throughout the years, Polnareff had been drawing a lot. His beloved sister, Sherry was the first one to point out the little doodles around the margin of his second-hand notebook. She was also the first one who first instill the idea of him to be a comic book artist though he was the one who dreams big to be like Disney and create Polnareff Land. He even told Sherry that she would be the first one to enter his own theme park.
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02 Nov 2025
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The Land of Tears by HasturIsMyCopilot
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 May 2018
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"One day you said to me, 'I once saw the sun set forty-four times!'
And a little later you added: 'You know, one loves the sunset when one is sad.'
'Were you so sad, then,' I asked, 'on the day of the forty-four sunsets?'
But the little prince made no reply."
~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry-
June, 2001. Polnareff and Giorno have a talk.
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- Part 3 of On the Seventh Day
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02 Nov 2025
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Teach Your Children by littlesneezes
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
20 Sep 2018
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Giorno meets his dads and it goes about as well as you'd expect. The three of them encounter all sorts of dangers, general annoyances, and supernatural hum-buggery.
Meanwhile, those who remain in the present day have their own problems to attend to with eerily similar stakes.- Language:
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28 Oct 2025