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    Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore stared at the individual who was currently pacing his office in an aggravated fashion with calm contemplation, his quick blue eyes glittering with unconcealed humor at his guest’s obvious ire. A short chuckle escaped his throat as he watched the person stride elegantly from one side of the room to the other, mumbling insults under their breath in what seemed to be a private mantra.

    As he watched, the person would stop every once in a while to rearrange their clothing, a thick dark cloak that obscured all features from view, before shooting a sharp glare at the old man and resuming what he was sure was supposed to be a calming action.

    Feeling that he had allowed his guest more than enough time to brood, he sat up straight in his over decorated but highly comfortable chair. “Come now,” he stated cheerfully, “Pacing is not going to change anything. Do sit down so that we can discuss the issue.” The person stopped, turning their barely concealed coal eyes towards the old wizard with a look of anger and utter panic.

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    You work in Sunset Animal Hospital located in Sunset City, just an hour or so away from Mt. Ebott. Yes, THE Mt. Ebott. The one where the monsters all came from. Your interaction with them had been fairly minimal until the day that two skeletons walked through your hospital doors.

    First story here on the archive! Yay. Papyrus just doesn't get enough love. I'm here to fix that.

    Edit: I have a tumblr: http://smallpersiankitten.tumblr.com/ See a cool undertale photo or have some you want to share? Share it with me. SFW and NSFW are perfectly fine

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    19 May 2016

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    5 years ago, monsters were freed from the Underground. Now, magic food and drink are illegal thanks to the prejudice of most of humanity and an alternate universe of '30s style and taste, Prohibition, and the age of the mafias has arisen. Speakeasies serving magic food and alcohol abound, and you are a singer for the largest and most popular of the monster-run speakeasies, El Fuego Del Alma.

    Tensions have only increased over the past few years, and a run-in with a bunch from a human mafia sets you on a path pulling you ever closer to your newest acquaintance, Sans - a laid-back skeletal monster mobster with a knack for giving you goosebumps in more ways than one. Drawn to one another in an era of danger, alcohol, drugs, and intrigue, you find yourself irrevocably intertwined in the darkest workings of the shadowy side of Ebott City.

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    18 May 2016

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    The resets keep happening, but Papyrus is gone. Nearly six years of grief have warped Sans, causing him to risk his soul with self-destructive behavior and making him all but unrecognizable to his old friends. Any day now, he expects a reset that will bring him far enough back in time to reunite with his brother and erase his sins. In the meantime, he'll distract himself with Muffet's new call girl...

    You need a lot of money, right now. Unlike the majority of humans in the slums of New Ebott, you don't have any anti-monster prejudice, and you're kinky, submissive and enjoy sex. You've heard someone like you can do very well for herself, catering to monsters. Now here you are with your first client, a skeleton monster in a suit offering you a drink from a hip flask...

    Undertale gangster AU with a 1930s-era American aesthetic. Updates every other Saturday. Status updates and story chatter at https://neroli9.tumblr.com/. Also, come chat with other APJFM fans at the APJFM Discord server!

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    16 May 2016

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    Every time there was a reset, everyone around Sans acted the same.

    He walked into the same cafe, the same people gasped at his skeletal face, the same hostess giddily showed him to his seat, and the same waitress reacted too over the top to his order of "some eggs with his ketchup."

    Everything in a reset was always the same; nothing ever changed.

    Nothing but you, that is.

    #in which Reader lives through and remembers all resets, and (with no other explanation available) has just accepted that she's living in The Groundhog Day movie.

    beta reader: It's-a-snowdecahedron

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    06 May 2016

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    The Reader is not exactly a fan of Monsters. In fact they are quite fearful of them. But what happens when a short monster with a blue glowing eye saves their life?

    I use this fic as a means to flesh out ideas and I am interested to know what people's reactions are. There are a lot of Reader/Sans stories, but I wanted to try my own but throw in some differences from what I see out there.

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    05 May 2016