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Hyuuga Hinata is three years old when Kumo-nin kidnap and immediately kill her. She returns, but not quite as herself.
Not-Hinata is everything Hinata isn’t; she’s abrasive, blunt, and confident. She deals with her problems swiftly and mercilessly, with only three exceptions. The first being the political struggle between the main family and the branch family of her clan. The second, the persistent looming cosmic threat of chakra permeating every aspect of this world (which no one else finds concerning). And the third, a boy her age with the lofty dream of becoming Hokage.
Hyuuga Hinata would much rather face political turmoil and lovecraftian horrors than Uzumaki Naruto. Unfortunately, she doesn’t have much of a choice.
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- Part 1 of Incomprehensible Universe
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- 24/?
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02 Jun 2025
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A Self Insert into Naruto.
Ryoma, orphan of the sands, knows full well that he's nothing special as far as ninja go. Really, the smart move would be to run to the other side of the planet and wait for the oncoming apocalypse to pass him by.
Running has never been his style.
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01 Jun 2025
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Be careful what you wish for (it could take you out of this world) by braincellofanerd
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
17 Jun 2024
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He watched as the fangirls made their way into the alley and watched as they promptly left, crying that they hadn't seen him. He stands by the fact that they were weird. Like couldn't they obsess over his skating like everyone else's fans did?
He crouched on the edge of a building and watched as Altin pulled up on his motorcycle. He was in so much shit for not telling him about that.
He whistled softly and watched as Altin looked up. He waved at him and Altin gestured for him to come down. And who was he to say no to that?
He shimmied down the side of the building, hopping down the last few feet and landing in a crouch. He looked up and Altin handed him a helmet.
"Hey there Altin. Fancy meeting you here."
Altin just nodded once and gestured to the back of the motorcycle, a clear indication for him to get on.
Lilia would kill him. Yakov would dig up his remains and set them on fire. But Altin gave him a helmet, plus he had met him once or twice at some competitions even if they didn't talk every time.
He got on.
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Edward Elric is promptly thrown into another universe to keep Alphonse alive. Life sucks, but at least the guys were cute.
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- Part 1 of Limerence: the first stage of love
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26 Mar 2025
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In which the Harbingers are all meddling uncles and aunties, and Tartaglia is the spoiled baby of the group (whether he likes to admit it or not). As uncles and aunties, how can they not intervene (read: swoop in like overprotective mama and papa bears) when they catch wind that not only is their youngest upset after his Liyue trip, but that the reason he's upset has to do with this mysterious "Mr. Zhongli" of Liyue?
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- 13/13
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04 Jan 2025
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Anthony was HYDRA-born and raised, given to the organization by his own father. Despite all his training and conditioning, however, his handlers were unable to keep him from thinking for himself. Once he’d grown, Anthony left it all behind.
As it turns out, leaving was the easy part. Staying out and learning to be a person is the challenge - and it certainly doesn’t help that he shares a face with billionaire industrialist Arno Stark.
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- Part 1 of 492
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31 Dec 2024