asweirdasiwant
Fandoms
- The Sandman (TV 2022) (2)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (2)
- The Sandman (Comics) (2)
- The Witcher (TV) (2)
- Deadpool (Marvel Comics) (1)
Recent works
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I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You) by frostyroyalmilktea (asweirdasiwant)
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
13 Aug 2025
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Reader is a vaguely divine being who has urequited love for The Dream King. When she hears about the decision the Kindly Ones are about to enact, she inserts herself in everybody's business via blackmail and extortion and causes a huge mess. Dream takes to being a damsel in distress very, very poorly.
This is a 'She fell first, but he fell harder' story.
The title is a song by Fall Out Boy and I put it as a joke but now I unironically think it fits the story and I don't want to change it.
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A Cynic's Guide to Paris by frostyroyalmilktea (asweirdasiwant)
Fandoms: Netflix Stories (mobile Game): Emily in Paris, Emily in Paris (TV)
21 Sep 2024
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The prospect of moving to Paris from New York seemed like a good idea when you were looking at all those zeroes on the paycheck Enchanté’s board was offering you. But reality turned out to be far more complicated than you expected. Luckily, you were never one to back down from a challenge. There might even be something (or someone) in this city worth staying for. Only time will tell if Paris becomes a home for you, or just another stop along the way.
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Поліцейська аушка, у якій Ланга та Рекі працюють в нацполіції міста Києва, а Адам...ну, він Адам
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I wish I knew you wanted me by frostyroyalmilktea (asweirdasiwant)
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
13 Apr 2023
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A little High School AU where reader gets stood up at prom, but once her charmingly awkward classmate gets the wind of this, he decides that he just has to be the one to save her evening.
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(Cause when it feels like I'm lost at sea) You're the song I sing again and again by frostyroyalmilktea (asweirdasiwant)
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
14 Mar 2023
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In the aftermath of Thornhill's death, Tyler struggles to take control of the Hyde and figure out what it means to be his own person again. Weems and Sheriff decide that the best course of action would be to enroll him in Nevermore.
At the same time, on the other side of the country, Xavier's sister has an awakening of her supernatural powers —aka universe once again having a good laugh at her expense— so she's preparing to start the new semester at Nevermore as well.
What begins as an accidental meeting will grow into mutual curiosity and then into something more important than the two of them could ever imagine.
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Zero and Jude's reign as King and King of L.A. may have been short-lived, but their flame never stopped burning. When Zero returns to L.A. after two seasons in Boston, he only has one goal in mind - winning Jude back.
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Bookmarked by asweirdasiwant
07 May 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
Would put this on my special bookshelf if I had the chance. Bookmarking is the next best thing I guess.
This show will always have a piece of my heart and I'm glad this fic exists to make sense of the mess of S4 and bring me peace of mind. Character development is immensely satisfying and Zero's characterization is so on point *chef's kiss* I literally said to myself multiple times during reading: "omg he's such an asshole and I love him so much".
This one is a gem, lads.
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Arthur is Camelot FC’s star striker. Merlin is Ealdor FC’s starting goalkeeper. And the whole world thinks they’re rivals, but are they?
aka the Social Media/Football/Wedding AU nobody had asked for
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- Part 1 of Camelot FC
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Bookmarked by asweirdasiwant
12 Feb 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
"He’s not as impenetrable as he thinks he is and I’m going to take him down one of these days, just you wait…"
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME😂😂😂 THE INNUENDO RIGHT FROM THE START GOT ME CACKLING LIKE A MANIAC!!! GOTTA LOVE FOOTBALL MAN😂😂😂
I just looove social media AU's and I think that it's like the perfect subgenre for Merthur because of how much the two of them like to talk shit (affectionate)
This fic was short and sweet and funny and gave me all the good feels, highly recommend☺️