12 Works by dheiress
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Shikamaru knows something happened during Naruto's first C-rank mission.
The first and most obvious clue is that Team Seven comes home all banged up from a supposed simple escort mission and gets sent straight to the hospital, their lauded jōnin sensei included in the harangued dogpile.
Second is that Shikamaru’s old man clams up about the details tighter than he would with an S-rank mission despite Shikamaru and his mom's combined questioning efforts.
And third is, well, Naruto herself.
(or, in a universe where Naruto's born a girl, Minato and Kushina are still alive, and there are certain expectations between the children of Konohagakure’s Yondaime Hokage and his Jōnin Hanchō— Nara Shikamaru still wants to spend his time cloud-watching)
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are you sick? (with lovesickness!) by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Oct 2025
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“Lan Zhan, my heart beats for you and only for you!” Wei Wuxian lies passionately, flinging himself into the Imperial Censor’s stiff arms.
Lan Wangji, cool and pristine as always, gracefully sidesteps to let Wei Wuxian fall face first onto the stone stairs. The Imperial Censor looks at the fallen Imperial Marshal with disgust barely hidden in those golden eyes, gritting out in a shocking informal—almost callous—manner, “are you sick?”
Wei Wuxian clings to the man’s robes and cries, “yes! Sick in love with you, Lan Zhan!”
(To smoothly investigate the Lan Imperial Censor and his increasing rise in power, Wei Ying tells everyone he's in love with Lan Zhan. Of course, it backfires on everyone involved, especially himself.)
((Or wangxian to the tune of jun you ji fou (is the gentleman sick) by ru si wo wen))
Series
- Part 1 of danmei to danmei transfusions
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a child acquired by any other means (would still be as loved) by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jul 2025
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There's a child on Yue Qingyuan's lap.
“Is that uh,” Shang Qinghua squeaks at the room filled with at least half a dozen of quietly enraptured peak lords, too afraid to point with his finger, “Shen-shixiong?”
(Spoiler: No, it is not.)
Series
- Part 4 of danmei oneshots
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achilles, only the dead stay seventeen forever by getou_suguru (dheiress)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 Apr 2025
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He looks like a little kid, insouciant and irreverent, smiling at you like that. This is how you want to remember him.
“Winter snow melts into Spring, of course!”
You open your mouth to laugh and laugh and laugh and—
His breath tastes, inexplicably, like spun sugar and honey on your tongue.
(Gojou Satoru is not a God, not yet. But He will be and you think (you know) that you will be the first to kneel in worship and offer Him your blood, your flesh. Build Him a temple inside the circle of your arms until He sinks inside your ribcage, there to dwell safe and sound and beating just for you.)
((Pay attention, now. This is a story about how a boy—the Hallowed one, the enlightenment of all, the one who rose high above others, the one and only—fell.))
Series
- Part 1 of songs about him (and you)
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when nobody hears you scream (i'll scream with you) by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Mar 2025
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Tianlang Jun meets a man, cold but lovely in his loneliness, on a night he doesn’t want to remember his dead wife.
Somehow, they met again and again and again after. And somehow, Tianlang Jun stops finding beauty in Shen Qingqiu’s desolation and starts wanting to see him smile for real.
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- Part 2 of Contemporary Family Affairs
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of madmen and blisters by dreamsoverdeath (dheiress)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
04 Feb 2025
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It’s not new for Silco to doze off at his desk and wake up disoriented late at night. What's new is for him to blink awake with his naked belly pressed on the ornate wood and a big throbbing cockhead running up and down his wet slit.
(Or everyone knows Councilor Silco works late at night. It’s just a matter of time before someone who doesn't like what he's doing takes advantage of that.)
((Or a consensual noncon RP between Vander and Silco))
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- Part 2 of blisters & bedrock
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rock bottom by dreamsoverdeath (dheiress)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
10 Jan 2025
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Vander discovers two world-shattering secrets at once:
One: The additional money Silco has been giving for the bar they’re both saving up for isn’t from working in the mines overtime.
Two: Silco has a pussy.
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- Part 1 of blisters & bedrock
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it's sunny above the clouds by getou_suguru (dheiress)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 Sep 2024
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“I'm growing old with the people that I love,” Satoru says, smiling bright as he kisses Suguru’s forehead then his knuckles yet again, slower now, eyes still trained on Suguru’s face, “I couldn’t have a better reason to be happy.”
(in a world where Gojo Satoru had a chance to turn his regret to happiness)
((author saw JJK 271 leaks, passed out, then woke up to this fic written in their drafts))
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- Part 5 of silly boys in love (stsg events fics)
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never finding full repast by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian - priest
07 Sep 2024
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“What are you looking at? I did that for her own good. How dare she try to poach someone from Kunlun-jun? I’m astounded that the idea even crossed her mind.” Chu Shuzhi stuffed Guo Changcheng into the car, then he stretched out his long legs.
“Drive,” he ordered, “Take me home first.”
And Guo Changcheng, face flushing and heart throbbing, took him home.
Except.
Their night doesn’t end there.
(A somewhat smutty what-if for the second bonus story in Guardian’s volume 3)
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- Part 5 of danmei oneshots
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familiarity breeds contempt (among other things) by oh_deer (dheiress)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
31 Jul 2024
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No one gets that close to someone they don’t intend to bone. Angel knows this. It’s Hell’s own miracle that nobody but him seems clued in on this.
However physically impossible, Alastor inches even closer to His Royal Evilness.
Their noses are practically kissing.
(Despite their resident porn star’s repetitive and quite vehement assertions that the King of Hell and The Radio Demon are fucking and will be caught in flagrante delicto any day now (Angel acting as if being the one who catches them is his afterlife’s most important mission), Husk does not believe it so.)
((Lucifer and Alastor’s budding…rela—ah, situationship, or uhhh itemship? whatever you call that thing screaming aflame between them is…through the eyes of other people))
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bamboo blossoms by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 May 2024
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“Your pulse seems normal,” Luo Binghe hums, fingers warm on Shen Yuan’s skin.
“That’s not how you take someone’s pulse,” he croaks weakly.
Luo Binghe acts as if he hadn’t heard a word he said and made a move to slide Shen Yuan’s sleeve up his arm, “let me check the bite marks—”
(Or, to make the story shorter:
Shen Yuan after dying in his previous world, wakes up in the book inspired by his favourite cancelled webnovel as the son of a famous but disgraced courtesan. After being raised by various brothel aunties and their suitors, he gets summarily abducted by his erstwhile parent back to the inner palace court. Does everyone now understand what happened to Shen Yuan?
No?
Good. )
((Or the SVSSS fusion with The Apothecary Diaries nobody wanted but everyone still got.))
Series
- Part 6 of danmei oneshots
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it is a tiger which destroys me (but I am the tiger) by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 May 2023
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Is it not bad enough that his younger brother is getting married to this man’s sticky son?
Must this Beast Senior also crowd Shen Qingqiu’s space so and overwhelm him with his spicy musk?
Must he really place those large hands around Shen Qingqiu’s waist to carry him across a threshold that could barely trip him up?
Must he kiss Shen Qingqiu as if he means every bite to claim him?
Well, says the voice in his head that sounds suspiciously like a chorus of A-Yuan and A-Xuan whenever they were in cahoots to dump problems in Shen Qingqiu’s and Wudu-gē’s lives, Èr-gē did ask him to be his fake date for Qi-gē’s wedding, didn’t he?
(Starting a fake relationship with his brother’s fiance’s father, which also happened to be a potentially lucrative business partner, to show his ex almost lover that he was not affected by the recent turn of events may not have been the wisest thing Shen Qingqiu has done.)
Series
- Part 1 of Contemporary Family Affairs