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    The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.

    “I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”

    With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.

    This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.

    “Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”

    - or -

    Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.

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    06 Nov 2025

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    too much pining but otherwise incredible
    8/10 for feral men

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    "You need food, Rocket. Worse than me. A hell of a lot worse than me, and I'm worried about you. We have water, neither of us are hurt, but both of us will die eventually if we don't eat. And I can hunt down one of those," he said, pointing off into the distance at a four-legged ungulate of some kind, grazing on the tough grass.

    "Neither of us have any weapons, genius. You're gonna just run up to it and crack it on the head with a rock?"

    "No," Peter said. "I'm gonna run it down and slit its throat."

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    09 Aug 2025

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    “ Rocket found that either his instincts had decided to grant Peter an exemption to the "things that smell like this will eat you" rule, or that he was too tired to care. He hadn't forgotten the savage that Peter had been when he killed their meal, but he thought that something small like him might be safer with something big and mean like Peter“

    i adore humans are space orcs. i adore these characters. give me more please

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    Thor and Heimdall agreed that they'd both watched Loki die too many times. Because of that, it was understood that if it was within their power, neither of them would let it happen again.

    With that in mind, Heimdall sends Loki to earth along with Bruce.

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    11 Aug 2025

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    “ oki hastily pulls up a small but strong force field around the two of them.

    Thor looks at him, confused, but Loki doesn't give him a chance to question. He throws his arms around his brother, holding him tightly. After a brief, surprised moment, Thor hugs him back, holding him so tightly that the breath is forced from his lungs.”

    oh my god i love this i will be reading the other works

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    They won, Thanos is dead. But there's quite a lot of work still to be done.

    Such as a group of stranded heroes on Titan. And the Aesir ships struggling to make their way to Midgard. And the problem of finding the remaining Infinity Stones places to go instead of the broken titan's gauntlet.

    And, of course, the elephant in the room: an ex-supervillain living amongst Earth's Mightiest Heroes (after he just saved all their lives).

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    12 Aug 2025

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    “ He begins to gain control on the third day, and by the fifth, he's mastered it. There are no more accidents, no more getting lost in the things past what's right in front of him. In fact, with these new powers of his under control, he has a whole new plethora of pranks he can try. “

    so good, just a nice little “what happened next” fix it thing. everyones happy its great

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    Halflings and humans have had a symbiotic relationship since the beginning of time. Without halflings, humans would be limited to the little magics: lighting candles, running a little faster, simple parlor tricks. Without humans, though, halflings would become consumed by their magic. Where humans were conduits, halflings were sources. Instead of slowly losing magic, however, halflings grow stronger as they age, and uncontrolled and unshared, become corrupted by their own magic. Some halflings can survive longer than others on their own, and some aren't powerful enough to ever become fully corrupted. But those that are, like avians?

    We know them as Watchers.

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    How Scar Goodtimes and Mumbo Jumbo tame a Watcher and the ripple effects thereof.

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    28 Dec 2023

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    CHCJFNFKGNGIFNWKSNDNJFEOENFJJDS. THIS IS MAKING MY BRAIN GO VROOM I NEED MORE