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Nico peered at the screen closely, as if that would help him make sense of what he was seeing. It was a schematic of an F1 car, that much was obvious. He knew the parts of an F1 car back to front, every individual component of the engine. But there was something in the diagram on screen that didn’t belong; an oddly-shaped blob, highlighted red, nestled right in the centre of the engine.
“I have no clue,” Nico admitted.
“It looks kind of like a heart, don’t you think?”
Gabi was right. The unidentified machine was heart-shaped, and as he watched, its edges even pulsed slightly.
“We’ll have to tell them about it soon,” came a voice from the corridor, thick with an Italian accent. “It’s experimental tech, and with the nature of how it works, we need to get their consent first before installing it.”---
In the mid-season upgrades, Sauber tries a new experimental technology to gain an edge over their competition.
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Oscar wasn’t homophobic at all, but he didn’t like what Max was implying with that look. Suddenly, his hazy, tipsy mind was overrun with mental images of Lando sleeping with men. He rubbed his eyes, but the thoughts were in his head, not willing to go away. His stomach churned.
Lando with Max. Both Maxes. Charles. George. Carlos. Even Daniel. Anyone other than Oscar.
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In the 2025 season, Oscar and Lando have no great love for each other. But after a collision on track, they are forced to have a long-overdue conversation, and finally address their previous history as teammates. -
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After retirement, Nico Hulkenberg faces the greatest rivalry of his career - with Gabriel Bortoleto's cat.
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Five Things Lance Stroll Doesn't Want You To Know by figgypudding77
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
28 Jul 2025
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Lance Stroll has five secrets:
1. He doesn’t like (most) people. He especially doesn't like parties.
2. He likes Fernando Alonso. That's right, his much older teammate.
3. His wrists haven't stopped hurting since the accident.
4. He loves his father, but he's terrified of disappointing him.
5. He doesn’t enjoy racing like he did when he was younger.Lance plans on keeping these secrets hidden at all costs, but this F1 season doesn't pan out that way.
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Where Max is, George is; and where George is, Max is by figgypudding77
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
22 Jul 2025
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“You’re too beautiful to be saying such horrible shit,” Max said, voice cracked. “What a fucking waste.”
“Don’t call me that,” George hissed.
“What, beautiful? Don’t like being complimented, princess?”
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“Not from you,” George said. “I know you mean it as an insult.”
Max shook his head. “No, no.” His thumb rubbed back and forth along George’s cheekbone, dragging at his skin. “You are beautiful. Maybe that’s why I can’t bring myself to hate you. If you were ugly, I would have put you in the wall years ago, the first time you opened your smart mouth.”---
With George's seat at Mercedes under threat from Max, George confronts him, and the tension between them comes to a head.
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Crack fics by figgypudding77
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Infernal Devices Series - Cassandra Clare, Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Bane Chronicles - Sarah Rees Brennan & Cassandra Clare & Maureen Johnson, Throne of Glass Series - Sarah J. Maas, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Vampires Suck (2010)
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“Did it hurt?”
“Yeah, it hurt.”
Nico’s expression softened, and he leant in to press a gentle kiss to Gabi’s forehead. He could see in his periphery Gabi’s trainer hovering, probably wanting to take him away to check over himself, maybe put into a warm bath to soothe the muscles, get him doing some stretches to stop his body seizing. He knew the deal, they both did. This interaction couldn’t be much longer. They always promised it wouldn’t affect their races, wouldn’t get in the way.
“I’m room 224,” Nico said softly, raising his hand and brushing his thumb over Gabi’s cheek. “If you want…?”
“Yeah,” Gabi replied without missing a beat. “I’ll see you there, after quali.”
Gabi crashes at his first home race. Nico is there to provide some much needed comfort.
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And then the morning of the race, when normally he would be discussing final preparations with Nico during the drivers’ parade, Nico spent the entire event with George.
Of course, Nico was friendly with many of the other drivers. And Gabi didn’t… own his German teammate. But to be relegated back with the other rookies while he could hear Nico’s laughter intermittently across the platform, Gabi felt insulted. George didn’t have their problems. Gabi barely even spoke to Kimi anymore because of it, they were just facing completely different challenges in their first years. What could George bloody Russell have to say that was so fucking funny?
OR Gabi gets jealous of Nico at the Zandvoort 2025 drivers' parade.
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08 Nov 2025
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Lando groaned in frustration. “Bastard,” he muttered to himself.
“Sorry, mate, I was trying to fix it,” Oscar shrank back sheepishly.
“Not you, the— hair!” Lando couldn’t see well enough in the camera to get it to play right with the rest of his hair. “Unbelievable.”
He dropped his hands and looked at Oscar helplessly.
OR Lando is a useless bottom and needs Oscar to fix his hair. Except Oscar is also a useless bottom hopelessly besotted with his teammate.
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08 Nov 2025
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Oscar closed his eyes, let the water stream through his hair and carve down his chest, and breathed. Tilting back, he savored the relief of finishing everything he’d set out to do.
Check.
He wondered what Lando had done with his break, whether he’d come back sharper, hungrier. The season ahead would decide which of them bent first. Oscar frowned and let the water run harder, as if to drown it out.
OR Oscar and Lando battle it out in 2025. Oscar reaches a breaking point.
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08 Nov 2025
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Lando Norris had butterflies in his head.
Not his stomach— different thing. Like, fluttery, ephemeral things that pulled his attention away from more important ones. Max said it was probably terminal.
Lando thought that a bit dramatic, if you asked him.
Quali laps pulled him out of it for a while. So did playing a set on Martin’s laptop in Ibiza. And sometimes, getting lost in someone else’s company, someone loud enough to drown him out for a bit.
Usually.
But at night, in bed, when he was supposed to be asleep? Butterfly central.
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08 Nov 2025