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    Sherlock Holmes was nineteen when he decided he'd had enough. Uni was dull, his family smothering, cocaine too expensive after his trust fund was cut. There was no utility in pursuing a degree in Chemistry, not when he was so good at stealing cars and could make his own money. He had no reason to stay. So he left.

    John Watson was nineteen when his absent mother dumped on him her last daughter. She disappeared (again) while his father drank himself numb every night (typical). With six younger siblings to take care of, uni was an impossible dream. They had no one except for him. So he stayed.

     

    Or: how Sherlock escaped from his family, John sacrificed everything to his, and how, together, they built their own.

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    (2025 update: story originally finished in 2016, now with an update chapter and sequel in progress!)

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    The sequel to Guilty Secrets.

    How do the sons of silent, bitter houses love?

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    A huge thank you to my extraordinary beta team, lawyer_margo, Violetwylde, and girlwhowearsglasses. You are all amazing and your feedback was extremely helpful. This fic is better for all of you. All mistakes are my own.

    Also thank you to everyone on Tumblr who, long ago, offered up sex toy prompts for me. This is where they led.

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    Sherlock is marrying an American, and at the rehearsal dinner, best man John makes a drunken love confession he doesn’t remember the next day. Badly hungover, John can't find anyone to tell him what the hell happened to the wedding, where the grooms are, or how he can put it right so that Sherlock can be happy. But what if he's dead wrong about what will make Sherlock happy?

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    21 Jan 2025

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    Sherlock Holmes, I swear if you EVER do that to me again on a crime scene, I’m going to handcuff you and tie you down to your chair until you apologize. -JW
     

    John's off-handed threat spirals a bit out of control. Or maybe neither of them were all that in-control to start with. Either way, it ends up with Sherlock tied to a chair, John being delightfully creative, and Sherlock doing his darndest (and failing miserably) to stay aloof and unaffected. Which is hard when you have a lapful of very warm, VERY horny flatmate.

     

    (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts, all revolving around the same basic theme of "John and Sherlock get sexy for the first time and also discover some kinky stuff about each other.")

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    18 Jan 2025

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    They dated for ten months during Sherlock's first year of uni and John's last before the latter went off to fight someone else's war.

    When they meet again two-and-a-half years later, John's gained a scar in his shoulder and a limp he can't seem to shake.

    Sherlock's gained a new boyfriend and bruises he can't seem to explain away.

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    16 Jan 2025