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    r/offmychest • Apr 22

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    I have a crush on my husband.

     

    This is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever said in my life, but I need to say it because I’m going fucking insane.

    Everyone told me about the honeymoon phase. I’ve known him for fifteen years, been with him for eight, and married for three. I should be past the fucking honeymoon phase by now.

    I am not.

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    Once upon a time a lonely beast lived in a manor deep in the forest. He dreamed of the day his true love appeared to break his curse... When a beauty finally appears in his life, it is not quite as he imagined. For who could have thought a beauty would be more of a beast.

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    The beauty and the beast AU nobody asked for but here it is.

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    that feeling when you suddenly want to jump off a cliff for no reason but instead of a cliff it’s your best friend and instead of jumping it’s growing feelings out of nowhere

    or how Bakugou has to try really hard not to throw everything to the wind, and Kirishima doesn't help

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    Studying to become a hero requires knowing how to take care of yourself. Sometimes you might need help on the way so if your crush offers to do your hair for you or to give you a well-deserved back rub, it'd be stupid to say no.

    A series of soft vignettes in which a love-struck Kirishima and a touch-starved Bakugou care for each other and it's definitely not making their hearts jump through hoops, they’re never this close to kissing, no, they're totally best friends bro

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    Bakugo let himself taste a little of the hard-won peace he so often struggled to accept.

    And if Bakugo could oblige the belief that he was worthy, then perhaps Kirishima could also face all of the things he told himself he'd never be ready for.

    When it came to falling in love with his best friend, Kirishima probably could've done with two pieces of advice: Be nice until it's time to not be nice. And you can't be everything you want to be before your time. But wisdom often comes when it can no longer do any good, so it's Bakugo who winds up beating him to the punch.

    (Kirishima is hit with a classic case of 'when you know, you know' but admitting it is a different story.)

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