patheticlight
Fandoms
- Content SMP (5)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (3)
- Lifesteal SMP (3)
- WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series) (2)
- Outsiders SMP (1)
Recent works
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I Am Not Qualified For This. by patheticlight
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Nov 2025
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Branzy is trying to rebuild his life together as the economy falls around him, and picks up a part-time job at a café a few blocks from his house.
All is finally starting to align in his life, when another die gets rolled and he's suddenly thrown into an underground world of good and evil he just happened to get dragged into by convenience and coincidence.
Now, caught in a war he kinda has to be apart of now, Branzy decides to take a gamble and get involved. He was their problem now.
DISCONTINUED.
Series
- Part 3 of patheticlight's clownzy :3!!
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Take Matters Into Your Own Hands by patheticlight
Fandoms: WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
02 Oct 2025
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"And your heart would forever beat in your throat as long as it kept you quiet enough to survive ."
Or; Whitepine, the detective and Ivory.. major spoilers!
Whumptober Day One:
Prompt: "Lamb to the Slaughter".Series
- Part 1 of Patheticlight's Whumptomber (2025) ! 🪶
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"You're okay." Ash assured. "We're safe."
Maybe his breaths evened out.
"I'm safe, you're safe-" Putting his arms by his side, a placating gesture. "Nothing's going to hurt you here. You aren't a solider anymore, Clown.".
Or; Clown's "episode" from Whitepine 8, dramatised and served on a silver platter because I am NOT normal about them.
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Luxintrus' perspective and inner thoughts of The Masquerade.
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Be Still, My Child, No Need To Keep Breathing. by patheticlight
Fandoms: Content SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Mar 2025
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Food felt unrewarding, unsatisfying with no notable hunger to fulfil, so there was simply no point. For Rat's grief-stricken mind, eating was a pleasure he didn't deserve - nor wanted.
Or; Rat is struggling with grief, and as a result loses his appetite.
Series
- Part 2 of Luxintrus' Death - And What Followed.
Recent series
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Patheticlight's Whumptomber (2025) ! 🪶 by patheticlight
Fandom: WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
02 Oct 2025
- Words:
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- Works:
- 1
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patheticlight's clownzy :3!! by patheticlight
Fandom: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Nov 2025
- Words:
- 13,572
- Works:
- 3
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Luxintrus' Death - And What Followed. by patheticlight
Fandom: Content SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Mar 2025
- Words:
- 2,108
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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Parrot didn't remember before, and he sure wishes didn't remember now.
Bookmarked by patheticlight
07 Nov 2025
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rot in hell with you by densityV (one_step_closer_to_death)
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
31 Oct 2025
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“Come on, Clown,” Ferre says, holding his hands out to the side, bare of any weapons. “You’re not gonna ban me.”
Clown says, “You know taunting me will just make me want to do it more.”
“You’re no fun,” Ferre pouts. “At least get angry at me. At least shout, man. You’re just gonna execute me without a good fight? Who even are you anymore.”
“You want to fight, Ferre?” Clown does begin to raise his voice then. With that, Ferre knows he’s got him.
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After Ferre gets taken hostage by Parrot, Theo, and Flame, Clown considers getting rid of his final weakness. Ferre isn't worried.
Bookmarked by patheticlight
04 Nov 2025
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Clownpierce and Branzy are summoned to Oakhurtst to take care of the vampires. However one night the vampires catch Branzy alone and he now has to figure out how to keep him relationship with Clown, wanting to tell him but terrified for his reaction
Character design art link in notes!
Bookmarked by patheticlight
31 Oct 2025
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It’s the third time in his life Clown sees Branzy.
Series
- Part 7 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
Bookmarked by patheticlight
17 Oct 2025
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Snowboarder Branzy and ice hockey player Clown are dating. This is an obvious fact.
...wait, who's that?
or, branzy, clown, and finding the missing piece of their trio they never knew they needed.
aka giving lifesteal the cliche ice sports fic nobody asked for
Bookmarked by patheticlight
12 Oct 2025