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Till is going to die. He knows that he is going to die. He knows that he is going to die as soon as he steps in front of the audience, as soon as he meets Luka’s eyes from across the stage. The knowledge fills his bones with lead and his veins with arsenic. But sometimes, Till's thoughts wander back to Ivan and his beautiful, mesmerising eyes, and suddenly his bones don't feel as heavy and his mind isn't as dark with grief.
the ivantill reuinion in heaven, yay! (lmao we all need copium, stat)
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Bruce turned to Jason. “How heavy are you right now?”
“No fucking way,” Oliver said, eyes widening, “You’re kidding me.”
Jason cracked his neck.
“About 280,” he said casually, “Maybe 285.”
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“You locked a Pit-mad, murderous vigilante in a small, enclosed space with one of his biggest triggers. In some ridiculous parody of training.”
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Well-behaved boy (10) is looking for big brother (11-15). Must meet up with me three times a week, for at least two hours each. Overall duties include helping me with homework, playing videogames with me, and showing me how to play catch. 10$ per hour.
Tim, lonely and in desperate need of company, decides that if his parents are not going to give him a sibling, he's going to hire one instead. Luckily, Jason Todd-Wayne shows up in the nick of time.
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Tim figures out that the Red Hood is Jason Todd before anyone else, and with one move, manages to defuse the entire board.
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video message incoming by helenabertinellis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
22 Oct 2017
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The League are just wrapping up their meeting when a call comes through the Watchtower servers.
It's for Batman.
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