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Unknown
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wait
wait a second
i f*cked up
wrong number
I F*CKED UP
HOW 2 UNSEND
SH*T
Yoongi
okay, one: why are you sending dick pics to someone you don’t already have in your contacts
two: why the fuck do you put an asterisk in your curse words
and three: you kind of have a nice dick so thanks for sharing??
Unknown
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i can explain ok
i was havin this debate w jiminie bc we went undies shopping together
& i tried some on n he was like
u seem like u have a small donger haha
& i was like i’ll show u jiminie!
& i proceeded to drop my phone in the mall fountain like ten minutes later and rip phone ):
Yoongi
i have a few things to say
Unknown
I’M NOT DONE
Don’T INTERRUPT IT’S RRUDe
so i got a new phone!
& i got home & was thinkin about ttthe tiddies
that’s a lie i’m gay as hell i was thinking about dongs and buttsecs
Yoongi
dude
Unknown
& i was like of f*ck this is the perfect time to show jimine!
but unfortunately at the store they couldn’t get all my stuff transferred over
so my contacts were lost
but i’ve known jiminie long enough to have his number memorized!!
but u guys have like one number difference and here we are ):
Yoongi
um
so, anyways, i have a few things to say
that was so much more info than i needed to know
you didn’t answer my question about the asterisks
& didn’t comment on my comment about your dick
also, speaking of your dick
why are you calling it a “donger”/”dong”
why would you do that
please never do it again
and lastly: i don’t know “jiminie”
Unknown
sorry :o
i was getting to thattt
but you were insistent on talking so i decided to let u :3c
jiminie is my roommate!
i am flattered by your comments on my donger ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭*
you are a part of the very select few who have seen it
donger/dong is much more fun to say!
plus if i were to say d*ck i’d have to put the asterisk which u seem to hate ):<
which !!! i use the asterisk because curse words are bad & mama didn’t raise no potty mouth ):
Yoongi
…
that is the most precious thing i’ve ever heard
but
technically you’re still cursing???
and why would someone who seems so precious and innocent be sending dick pics
Unknown
i know ): but the asterisks make my conscious feel a little better
the first time i cursed in front of my mother she almost fainted
i actually curse quite a bit in irl conversation //:
Yoongi
…
Unknown
i feel judged D:
Unknown
your lack of response makes me feel like you don’t wanna talk anymore
but i like talking to you
what’s your name? :)
Yoongi
when someone texts the wrong number isn’t it just “oh wrong number sorry” and we move on with our lives?
Unknown
i feel like this is under different circumstances
Yoongi
okay true
Unknown
anyways
i’m hoseok! or hobi, either works :)
Yoongi
i’m debating whether or not i actually want to share personal info with you
Hoseok (dick pic guy)
pls
pppllssss
Yoongi
i dunno
Hoseok (dick pic guy)
why won’t you tell me your name ):
Yoongi
hmm
Hoseok (dick pic guy)
plss pls pls pl s pleasasee
please
Yoongi
begging lmao
do you perhaps have a begging kink?
would you like to beg more?
Hoseok (dick pic guy)
…
………..
Yoongi
HOLY SHIT YOU DO ADHJFKAHD
i’m not gonna kinkshame dw
i’m just surprised i was right lmao
Hoseok (dick pic guy)
… thank you
the last guy i dated had like zero kinks, was like completely against them
& i figured that out after i tried something
i’m quite a kinky person i must confess
Yoongi
he broke up with you for having kinks?
Hoseok (dick pic guy)
/:
i asked him to call me daddy
he legit hopped off my d*ck and started putting his clothes back on
told me we’ll talk about it later and left
avoided me for two weeks
when i finally told him to cut the bullsh*t and tell me what’s up
he broke up with me after yelling at me how disgusting all kinks are
Yoongi
that’s so shitty oh my god??
i’m sorry hoseok
Hoseok (dick pic guy)
it’s ok
Yoongi
hey, i gotta go
but we can keep talking when i get back
i like talking to you too, daddy ;)
Hoseok (dick pic guy)
ASJKDFA DID U JUST—
SH*T
Yoongi
lmao
i’m yoongi by the way