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unknown
don't judge me
but shit happened and somebody died
and i might need help hidding the body
kim n.
wrong number
WRONG NUMBER
WRONGEST NUMBER OF ALL THE WRONG NUMBERS
unknown
wait
isn't it kim seokjin?
the wizard?
kim n.
nope
kim namjoon
also a wizard
but not that wizard
shit shouldn't have told ya my name
fuck
unknown
chill
but also damn
i really need to talk to seokjin
don't u have his contact?
kim n.
what, do u think all wizards know each other?
u must be one of those shitty humans with the Sight
fuck them
unknown
thanks for nothing, then, mr. im-too-good-for-humans
kim n.
shared a contact
unknown
wow
thanks?
thought that 'not all wizards know each other'
kim n.
shut up
but he's actually my brother
how did ya get my number anyway
unknown
the prophet on 7th st
he was there when the accident happened
said i should talk to u
or ur brother
anyway
kim n.
min yoongi
why am i not surprised
unknown
now that i think bout it
he was kinda drunk
anyway
thanks again
sorry 4 the inconvenience
kim n.
yeah
sure
just u know
stop killing people
unknown
i didn't say i killed him
kim n.
yeah
sure
stupid humans
unknown
;)
°•~ ○ °•~
unknown
kim seokjin?
the great jin
yup
unknown
i need to hide a body
min yoongi said u could help
the great jin
right place
but i should warn u
it's not cheap
unknown
do u know who i am
the great jin
actually no
can't see it
unknown
oh shit of course
this is park jimin
the great jin
ohhhhhhhh
hello there, your highness
it'll be a pleasure doing business with u
unknown
oh shit
u'll charge me twice the regular price won't u
the great jin
maybe thrice
let's see
unknown
oh shit
°•~ ○ °•~
the great jin
hey hobi
babe
this is not hoseok
waassup
the great jin
get ur tools
the vampire prince just hired us
this is not hoseok
ohhh this will be fun