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Friday
2:45 pm (Unknown Number)
hey :)
3:01 pm (Unknown Number)
Who is this?
3:02 pm (Unknown Number)
the cutie from the cafe ;)
3:05 pm (Unknown Number)
I think you have the wrong number. Sorry.
3:05 pm (Unknown Number)
wait fr?!
3:10 pm (Unknown Number)
Yeah.
3:11 pm (Unknown Number)
what a bummer ajsdlfkj
3:11 pm (Unknown Number)
do u think she gave me the wrong # on purpose
3:12 pm (Unknown Number)
How should I know?
3:13 pm (Unknown Number)
wahtever its fine ill just be alone FORSEVER dfsjk
3:15 pm (Unknown Number)
With that spelling you will.
3:15 pm (Unknown Number)
WTF IM EMOTIONAL LEAV E ME ALONE
3:17 pm (Unknown Number)
You’re the one that keeps replying.
3:17 pm (Unknown Number)
NO U ARE
♡
7:08 pm (Unknown Number)
i guess u were right it was me lol
7:31 pm (Unknown Number)
Okay???
7:35 pm (Unknown Number)
so wyd
7:47 pm (Unknown Number)
Studying.
7:49 pm (Unknown Number)
haha its friday night NERD
♡
10:01 pm (Unknown Number)
I WA SKIDDING IM SO OSORY PLS COME BACK
10:01 pm (Unknown Number)
U WERE RUDE 2 ME EARLIER I THOUGHT IW A S JUSTISFED
10:02 pm (Unknown Number)
Fucking hell. Do you not have spell check?
10:02 pm (Unknown Number)
UR BAKC
10:02 pm (Unknown Number)
psh this isnt an essay. u really r a nerd
10:03 pm (Unknown Number)
I’m blocking your number now.
10:03 pm (Unknown Number)
NONONONONONoDLKF
10:03 pm (Unknown Number)
DONT LEAVE ME I LOVE U IM SORRY FOR CALLIGN U A NERD
10:03 pm (Unknown Number)
IMS RORYRY IM SRORY IM OSRROYY IM SORRY
10:03 pm (Unknown Number)
You should be apologizing for your atrocious spelling.
10:04 pm (Unknown Number)
still on the spelling thing huh
10:04 pm (Unknown Number)
can’t believe im texting my english teacher, wild
10:05 pm (Unknown Number)
I’m really glad that girl gave you the wrong number.
10:05 pm (Unknown Number)
bc u got 2 text me instead?? wow ur so sweet <3
10:06 pm (Unknown Number)
I don’t even know her, but I’m happy she doesn’t have to deal with you. She doesn’t deserve this.
10:06 (Unknown Number)
how DARE
10:06 pm (Unknown Number)
I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD SAY TJAT??? IN THIS ECONOMY ???? IN FRONT OF MY BROEKN HEART
10:10 pm (Unknown Number)
Yeah. She dodged a bullet.
10:11 pm (Unknown Number)
she prolly gave me the wrong number on accident i don't deserve this slander
10:12 pm (Unknown Number)
On accident. I’m sure that’s what happened.
10:12 pm (Unknown Number)
u know what its fine….. there are other fish in the sea…. ;)
10:12 pm (Unknown Number)
so whats ur name?? ;) ;) ;) ;:;))))
10:16 pm (Unknown Number)
No.
10:17 pm (Unknown Number)
hi no im dad
10:20 pm (Unknown Number)
Bye.
10:21 pm (Unknown Number)
WAIT NOOOO i just need 2 know ur name!!
10:23 pm (Unknown Number)
Why?
10:23 pm (Unknown Number)
i need to make sure u aren’t like,,, actually my english teacher. or an old man
10:23 pm (Unknown Number)
i mean u said u were studyin so like. probably not an old man?
10:31 pm (Unknown Number)
I could just lie???
10:31 pm (Unknown Number)
wtf r u evil or something
10:32 pm (SUPERVILLAIN)
Or something. Are you 12?
10:33 pm (Unknown Number)
no im 18 and my name is simon!! ur turn!
10:35 pm (SUPERVILLAIN)
No thanks!
10:37 pm (Unknown Number)
well at least u were polite about it
10:38 pm (SUPERVILLAIN)
By “no thanks” I meant “fuck off”.
10:39 pm (Unknown Number)
cmon plz i need to know what to name u in my phone
10:39 pm (Unknown Number)
right now ur “SUPERVILLAIN” cuz ur evil, u know
10:40 pm (SUPERVILLAIN)
Why am I saved in your phone?
10:41 pm (Unknown Number)
bc we’re bffs now??
10:52 pm (SUPERVILLAIN)
I think the fuck not.
10:55 pm (Unknown Number)
bc ur my rebound and we’re gonna be rlly hot together and make cafe girl jealous??
11:01 pm (SUPERVILLAIN)
Wrong again.
11:02 pm (Unknown Number)
ok just tell me this,,, whats ur gender
11:05 pm (SUPERVILLAIN)
If I tell you, will you leave me alone?
11:06 pm (Unknown Number)
i mean… at least 4 the rest of the night
11:09 pm (SUPERVILLAIN)
Boy.
11:10 pm (Unknown Number)
WOW U ACTUALLY TOLD ME
11:10 pm (Unknown Number)
that is what i call PROGRESS
11:11 pm (SUPERVILLAIN)
Simon.
11:11 pm (Unknown Number)
RIGHT SOSRRY ILL LEAVE U ALONE NOW GOODNIGHTJKLDFS
♡
12:31 pm (Unknown Number)
goooood morning!!!!!
12:32 pm (SUPERVILLAIN)
Morning? Did you seriously just wake up?
12:33 pm (Unknown Number)
aw were u waiting for me 2 text u <3333
12:40 pm (SUPERVILLAIN)
I would never want to text someone who wakes up at noon.
12:41 pm (Unknown Number)
yet here u are :O
12:41 pm (Unknown Number)
anyways whats ur favorite between scooby doo, scooby doo 2, and scooby doo the mystery begins
12:45 (SUPERVILLAIN)
You’re joking right?
12:45 pm (SUPERVILLAIN)
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed. Obviously.
12:46 pm (Unknown Number)
oMGomGOMGOMGOMG MARRY ME
12:46 pm (Unknown Number)
IVE NEVER LOVED U MORE THAN I DO IN THIS MOEMENT
12:46 pm (Unknown Number)
WE’RE THE GREATEST DECTIVES WERE THE GREATEST DETECTIVES
12:47 pm (Unknown Number)
DARN BUSHES YOWLIN AT ME AGSIN
12:47 pm (Unknown Number)
i feel like u are that old guy
12:48 pm (SUPERVILLAIN)
That’s Old Man Wickles, to you.
12:48 pm (Unknown Number)
who am i who am i?? i feel like im freddy
12:49 pm (Old Man Wickles)
Definitely not. You’re Scooby.
12:50 pm (Unknown Number)
idk if u meant that as a compliment but thank u
12:50 pm (Unknown Number)
this is amazing
12:50 pm (Unknown Number)
all i needed to do was bring up scooby doo for u to not hate me
12:51 pm (Old Man Wickles)
I still hate you.
12:52 pm (Unknown Number)
o h
12:52 pm (Unknown Number)
i thought we were bonding
12:57 pm (Old Man Wickles)
You thought wrong.
12:59 pm (Unknown Number)
wAIT i just realized i still don't know ur name
1:05 pm (Old Man Wickles)
….
1:06 pm (Unknown Number)
sooooo what is it
1:09 pm (Old Man Wickles)
You actually think I would tell you?
1:11 pm (Unknown Number)
ok at least tell me ur age bc i have u saved as “old man wickles” now and that’s how im picturing u
1:16 pm (Old Man Wickles)
Oh my god.
1:18 pm (Unknown Number)
hOW OLD R U, OL D MAN WICNKLES
1:26 pm (Old Man Wickles)
We already established that I’m not an old man.
1:27 pm (Unknown Number)
JUST TELL ME UR AGE I HAVE TO START MY SHIFT AT WORK LIKE RN HURRY
1:28 pm (Old Man Wickles)
I can’t believe you have a job.
1:28 pm (Unknown Number)
wahts that supposed 2 mean
1:29 pm (Old Man Wickles)
I just thought have a job required… you know, intelligence.
1:29 pm (Unknown Number)
SKDFKLDSLKFJ EXCUSE ME
1:29 pm (Unknown Number)
tbh tho my job doesnt require much smartness i just bake stuffs and eat lots of scones so
1:30 pm (Old Man Wickles)
“Smartness”? Really?
1:40 pm (Old Man Wickles)
Wait… where do you work?
♡
8:07 pm (Unknown Number)
how come u get to ask questions but u won’t answer mine ?!??!
8:10 pm (Unknown Number)
that doesnnt sound fair to me
♡
10:10 pm (Old Man Wickles)
Life isn’t fair.
10:22 pm (Unknown Number)
OK THEN GOODNIGHT TO YOU TOO ajsdfksjdf
10:27 pm (Old Man Wickles)
Do you work at Ebb’s Cafe?
10:28 pm (Unknown Number)
OHMGYSOH
10:28 pm (Unknown Number)
UR A STALKER DSFLJ
10:28 pm (Unknown Number)
STRANG ER DANGENR
10:28 pm (Unknown Number)
IM LITEARLY SO CREEPD OUT RN
10:30 pm (STRANGER DANGER)
Chill.
10:31 pm (Unknown Number)
I CANNOT
10:32 pm (STRANGER DANGER)
I go there sometimes. You said your name is Simon and you bake at work so…
10:32 pm (Unknown Number)
WAIT WJHATJT
10:32 pm (Unknown Number)
so youve seen me?!??!
10:33 pm (STRANGER DANGER)
Yeah.
10:35 pm (Unknown Number)
OMFG this is wild
10:35 pm (Unknown Number)
youve seen me and i dont even know ur name. again with the unfairness :(
10:35 pm (Unknown Number)
did u think i was cute tho ;)
10:35 pm (Unknown Number)
wait PLS tell me ur not an old man
10:39 pm (STRANGER DANGER)
I’m 18.
10:40 pm (Unknown Number)
JDSJDFS THANK GOD
10:41 pm (Unknown Number)
wait holy shit
10:41 pm (Unknown Number)
have u been the girl from the cafe THIS WHOLE TIME
10:14 pm (Unknown Number)
PLOT TWIST
10:41 pm (Unknown Number)
IT WOULD MAKE SO MUCH SENSE DJFLKS
10:42 pm (STRANGER DANGER)
How would that make any sense?
10:42 pm (STRANGER DANGER)
I can’t believe you hit on some poor girl while you were working.
10:43 pm (Unknown Number)
I WAS ON BREAK U DICK
10:43 pm (Unknown Number)
listen buddy im gonna need u to send me a selfie to prove 1. ur not an old man and 2. ur not katie (cafe girl)
10:45 pm (STRANGER DANGER)
[Image sent.]
10:47 pm (Unknown Number)
JLKSDFLJKSF:LSFK: NODSFJDSFJKLFDSJKSFKJ OLD MAN WICKLESDSF
10:47 pm (Unknown Number)
i want 2 be mad at u but that was to funny
10:49 pm (STRANGER DANGER)
*Too.
10:51 pm (Unknown Number)
nvm i take it back im mad at u
10:57 pm (STRANGER DANGER)
Goodnight, Simon.
11:01 pm (Unknown Number)
I CANT BELIEVE U KNOW ME AND IDK WHO TF U ARE THIS IS SO WRONG
11:40 pm (Unknown Number)
i cant stop thinking about this
11:41 pm (Unknown Number)
the amount of teenage boys i serve daily is unbelievable...i have no clue who u r
11:41 pm (Unknown Number)
did u actually go to sleep damn
11:42 pm (Unknown Number)
i hope ur phone is off lol srry for spamming
11:43 pm (Unknown Number)
gn, stranger danger