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Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can’t because both Harry Potter and Code Geass belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can’t remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don’t take them without asking first.
Word Count: 413
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #203
Submitted by: Quatermass
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To the Ministry of Idiots,
And here I was thinking I was 110% done with you. I’m already married, dammit! I’m happily married to Lady Kallen Stadtfeld-Kozuki (well, Stadtfeld-Kozuki-Potter, but that’s a mouthful), Minister for Defence of Japan. Admittedly, this is in another world, one where you have Britannia instead of Britain (and it’s based in the US, just to confuse your tiny minds more), and I just helped Japan overthrow the Britannian administration...well, overthrow is a bit of a strong word.
In any case, I’m done fighting your battles, especially with your gratitude having a half-life measurable in microseconds. I now have a beautiful, passionate wife, and you want me to give her up? Ha ha, NO.
Let’s put it this way. I have been helping the Japanese resistance fight against Britannia, aided by one of its exiled princes, a green-haired witch who hands out superpowers like candy at Halloween, and many others. I know how to fight, and I will fight this. I’m fairly handy inside a Knightmare Frame, and my wife? She is a GODDESS. What is a Knightmare Frame, I hear you ask? Ask the Muggleborns what a Gundam is. Also, I personally know someone who makes big bombs for a living. They give off a pretty pink glow when they go off.
This is your first and only warning. I am not divorcing Kallen, and I’d like to see you try to force the issue.
Yours sincerely,
Lord Harry Stadfeld-Kozuki
Formerly Harry Potter
Formerly the revolutionary ‘Warlock’
Author’s Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Quatermass. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from Quatermass: Okay, so, time to do some more shameless plugs. This one will be for my recently-started “Code Geass“ crossover “Warlock“.