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lifebt has added cornnuts, BigGulp, and the_green_queen to the conversation.
lifebt has named the conversation “nachos”
Monday 1:33 pm
lifebt: hey guys i made a chat
the_green_queen: wow thanks captain obvs
BigGulp: wait what’s happening? can someone tell me what’s happening
cornnuts: what the fuck
lifebt: Heather what’s wrong
cornnuts: the messages are green. who owns a samsung
the_green_queen: me
cornnuts: shut up heather
cornnuts removed the_green_queen from the conversation.
cornnuts: not in my christian chat room
BigGulp: i’m so confused
cornnuts: you should be. she is disgracing our group
lifebt added the_green_queen to the conversation.
BigGulp: there’s this creepy guy staring at me
lifebt: what class are you in
BigGulp: bio with ms fleming. we wont dissect stuff tho because she’s kind of a hippie. the dude has weird greasy black hair and a dark trenchcoat. anything could hide in those deep pockets
lifebt: ew im coming
BigGulp: wait what but you’re in english right now
cornnuts: suck it up ronnie
the_green_queen: yeah
cornnuts: and you better get an iphone this year duke or you’re getting kicked out
lifebt: im here
BigGulp: IS THAT YOU KNOCKING WERE YOU ACTUALLY BEING SERIOUS
the_green_queen: (screaming_kermit.jpg)
“Ms. Fleming?”
“What do you want?” the hippie said, taking one look at Heather McNamara’s sunny figure in the doorway and rolling her eyes. “Don’t you have somewhere to be?”
“I came to give this to Veronica,” she said, holding up her own water bottle. It was blue, and probably the only thing she owned that wasn’t yellow.
“Thanks for covering it up, Heather,” Veronica whispered, taking the bottle from McNamara. “The creepy guy is behind me.”
Heather walked past the guy nonchalantly, slipping a note between his statistics textbook and bio binder. She giggled to herself and walked a little quicker, out of the room and down the hallway to avoid Ms. Fleming’s suspicious gaze.
lifebt: mission complete, squad
cornnuts: everyone better be free for the remington party next weekend
BigGulp: idk with my schedule yet
the_green_queen: i’m going because i’m cooler than you losers
BigGulp: UH OH ABORT FLEMING IS ONTO ME
the_green_queen: (screaming_kermit.jpg)
cornnuts: hah what a nerd
“Veronica, you’re quiet. Could you read us question six, please?”
Rows of heads swiveled in Veronica’s direction, and she shivered. Tucking her phone discreetly under her thigh, she finally found where she was supposed to read.
“As Darwin proposed, biological evolution was linked to natural selection. He defined...”
cornnuts: veronica’s got to be tripping on shrooms now thinking that she can hide from fleming
lifebt: OH NO SHE DOES DRUGS??? THOSE ARE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. They make you all icky and weird
cornnuts: jesus heather it was a joke
the_green_queen: oH nO iF sHe dOeS dRuGs I’m gOinG tO piSs mYsElF oH nO
cornnuts: you know what’s actually scary? i heard emmeiline talk in class today
lifebt: omg wHaT
cornnuts: ikr
lifebt: what was she talking about?
cornnuts: she was mumbling to herself like a 5-year-old when she was doodling those dragons and shit she does all the time in her notebook
the_green_queen: but was she coloring in the lines
cornnuts: of course not, doofus. she sounded like a timid little mouse. what a lameass
lifebt: yeah. no shit