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Taehyung added Kim Namjoon, Park Jimin, Kim Seokjin, Jeon Jungkook, Jung Hoseok, and Min Yoongi to the group

Sleepydboi: why?

Tae-Tor-Tot: bc's I'm having a breakdown and I need the comfort of my friends!

Hoeshines: at 3am????

Tae-Tor-Tot: of course babe! chimchim come cuddle me!!!!

GoldenJeon: he can't

Tae-Tor-Tot: why not?!?

GoldenJeon: bcs he's with me watching a movie!

Tae-Tor-Tot: .......rude

Sleepydboi: someones jeonlous

GoldenJeon: no I'm not!

Sleepydboi: did I say u?

GoldenJeon: ...

Sleepydboi: exactly! It just goes to show you know it's u!

GoldenJeon: Yoongi- shut up

WorldWideUgly: boys it's 3am.......go the hell to bed!

Sleepydboi: oh yeah like u and Namjoon who are bumping in bed???

WorldWideUgly: .....shut up

WorldWideUgly: hey...!!!! Who changed my username?! It's worldwide handsome not this obvious lie!

GoldenJeon: me!

Kim seokjin changed his name to WorldWideHandsome

NAMJ00N: what's going on???

WorldWideHandsome: the boys won't sleep!

MinnieMochi: hello!!! ^_^

GoldenJeon: hey Jimin

Tae-Tor-Tot: finally my bestie is awake!!!

MinnieMochi: I've been awake Tae!

Tae-Tor-Tot: I mean online awake you lil cutie!

GoldenJeon: keep your compliments to urself!

Tae-Tor-Tot: never!

Hoeshine: you better run Tae! Jungkook just sped past my room and he looked mad!

Tae-Tor-Tot: bye beautiful hoes!

Kim Taehyung is offline

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WorldWideHandsome: hell0 kidz

Sleeplydboi: how old are u???

WorldWideHandsome: the same age as u!

NAMJ00N: Yoongi don't forget to grab Jimin's jacket out of my room later!

WorldWideHandsome: what?

GoldenJeon: what?

WorldWideHandsome: care to explain???

NAMJ00N: I accidentally grabbed Jimin's jacket that was on the couch last night and I forgot to put it back in his room before I left this morning

WorldWideHandsome: how did you 'accidentally' take his jacket instead of yours??? Jimin's wayyyy shorter and wayyyy smaller than you

MinnieMochi: hey!!! No I'm not!

NAMJ00N: it was dark..... also Jimin Ihavetoreplaceyourjacketbecauseirippeditimsosorry!

MinnieMochi: what?

Sleepydboi: he said 'ihavetoreplaceyourjacketbecauseirippeditimsorry'

MinnieMochi: why are you writing so bunched up like that??

GoldenJeon: he's saying 'IHAVETOREPLACEYOURJACKETBECAUSEIRIPPEDITIMSORRY'

MinnieMochi: I give upppppp

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GoldenJeon: help!

WordWideHandsome: what's wrong my yungest child???

NAMJ00N: youngest* babe

WordWideHandsome: not the time J00N

Sleepydboi: what's up Jungkook?

GoldenJeon: I think I'm officially in love with Jimin

Tae-Tor-Tot: *gasps* whhaa?

hoeshine: you're officially done falling??? Oh crap

GoldenJeon: wdym oh crap???

Sleeplydboi: don't worry the boy hoe!

WorldWideHandsome: tell him your feelings

GoldenJeon: he doesn't like me that way

Tae-Tor-Tot: Jimin tells me a lot of stuff that u don't know about do you honestly think he doesn't like u like that???

GoldenJeon: he tells you things?! Does he like me?!

Tae-Tor-Tot: um duh I'm his bestie and I never share my besides secrets but coughjiminlikesyoucough

GoldenJeon: seriously or are u just joking?!

Sleepydboi: I don't know who's more oblivious u or Jimin!

WorldWideHandsome: stop its cuteeee!!!!

Sleepydboi: no

GoldenJeon: should I tell him I'm in love with him???

WorldWideHandsome: yeS

Sleepydboi: yes

NAMJ00N: Yes

Tae-Tor-Tot: YES

Hoeshine: YEs

MinnieMochi: yEs

GoldenJeon: .....

GoldenJeon has left the chat

MinnieMochi: why did he leave?

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WorldWideHandsome: wow

NAMJ00N: what do we do?

Taehyung added Jungkook to the group chat

Tae-Tor-Tot: chimmy your future husband needs to talk to you

GoldenJeon: no I don't

Sleepydboi: quit playing around it's been 24hours.....JUST MAKEOUT ALREDY ffssjskkddkskks

NAMJ00N: already*

Sleepydboi: now is NOT the time Namjoon

NAMJ00N: oops....sorry

Tae-Tor-Tot: daenggg even NAMJ00N is scared of dboi Im sh00k!!!!

hoeshine: hey where's Jimin??

WorldWideHandsome: he's with me in my r00m crying :(

Tae-Tor-Tot: why didn't he come to me??? :(

WorldWideHandsome: bcs u were yelling at Jungk00k and Jimin didn't want to see him bcs of what happened yesterday

GoldenJeon: what?! He was crying because of me???

Tae-Tor-Tot: yup that means I'm gonna kill u fuxer!

WorldWideHandsome: boys stob it

Sleepydboi: I say let them fiht that boy hurt my lil Jimin

GoldenJeon: your?

Sleepydboi: IM-

hoeshine: guys stahppp Jimin is upset!!!

NAMJ00N: kids.

Taehyung changed Jungkook's name to Idi0tJe0n

Idi0tJe0n: wow tae so mature!!!

Tae-Tor-Tot: idc Jungkook u hurt my best friend

Idi0tJe0n: I'm sorry I didn't mean to make him cry I just froze up and locked myself in my r00m t00 embarrassed to face Jimin

WorldWideHandsome: we get it but Jimin already made it clear he shares ur feelings kook

Idi0tJe0n: ik I'm gonna text him rn

Tae-Tor-Tot: boiiii I will slahp u u better talk to him in person!

Idi0tJe0n: alright alright wish me luck

WorldWideHandsome: Good Luck

Sleepydboi: good luck

NAMJ00N: Good luck

hoeshins: GoOd LuCk

Tae-Tor-Tot: GOOD LUCK dkskkdkddkkdkzks

Idi0tJe0n has left the chat

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Hoeshine: you're gonna spy on them right tae???

Tae-Tor-Tot: of course babe!

NAMJ00N: is that rlly a good idea?

Sleepydboi: Namjoon you're my best friend but FUCK OFF ofcourse he's gonna spy don't u know the bish?!

WorldWideHandsome: calm down child

NAMJ00N: is everyone just gonna ignore the phact that tae called Hoseok 'babe' ???

WorldWideHandsome: my kids are growin up so fast I'm cryin!

Hoeshine: wow.

Tae-Tor-Tot: same

Tae-Tor-Tot: crahp I seen Jungkook go into chim's room

Sleepydboi: shiits going down!

WorldWideHandsome: kook better act right

Tae-Tor-Tot: I snuck into Jimin's bathroom while they were hugging on his bed!

WorldWideHandsome: they were hugging?!

Tae-Tor-Tot: yupp on Jimin's BED!

WorldWideHandsome: my babies!!!

NAMJ00N: Jungkook better not be corrupting my favorite child!

Tae-Tor-Tot: I'm not even mad

Sleepydboi: same bcs im not their kid

WorldWideHandsome: we're not starting this again!

Tae-Tor-Tot: Jungkook just confessed! And now Jimin's crying aww Jungkook's wiping away his tears!!!

WorldWideHandsome: u better take pics tae!

Tae-Tor-Tot: alredy on it!

NAMJ00N: already*

Sleepydboi: who cares???

Tae-Tor-Tot: aww kook asked Jimin to be his bae!!!!

Hoeshine: I hope he didn't say it like that

Tae-Tor-Tot: nah I was just t00 lazy t0 write boyfriend

Sleepydboi: ?

Tae-Tor-Tot: now they're frickjng kissinfksosoekekdks helpfnakskkdkdks

WorldWideHandsome: um tae

Tae-Tor-Tot: I had to escape the r00m be4 I witnessed them d0 the dirty!