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Class 1B | 9:28 pm

Kendou Itsuka added Awase Yousetsu, Kaibara Sen, and 17 others to Class 1B

Kendou Itsuka: Hello!

Kendou Itsuka: I thought I would make a group chat so that we can all contact each other outside of school

Shiozaki Ibara: What a wonderful idea, Kendou.

Shiozaki Ibara: We have truly been blessed by it.

Tsuburaba Kousei: oh?

Awase Yousetsu: oh fuck no

Awase Yousetsu has left Class 1B

Tsuburaba Kousei: rude.

Kendou Itsuka: Must you act like this?

Kendou Itsuka: I just made this and someone’s already done the equivalent of storming out of the room

Kendou Itsuka has added Awase Yousetsu to Class 1B

Kendou Itsuka: Behave.

Kaibara Sen: aye aye class prez

Awase Yousetsu: ugh

Awase Yousetsu: fine

Awase Yousetsu: doesnt mean im going to try and be extra fucking polite or anything

Kendou Itsuka: Frankly, as long as nobody gets hurt, I don’t care

Kendou Itsuka: I’m too tired for that

Yanagi Reiko: ...me too

Tsuburaba Kousei: ill behave on one condition

Kendou Itsuka: …

Tsuburaba Kousei: free reign on the nicknames.

Kendou Itsuka: You know what?

Kendou Itsuka: Fine.

Kendou Itsuka: I’m absolutely going to regret it but I’m too tired to care

Tsuburaba Kousei: oh hell yeah

Tsuburaba Kousei changed Tsuburaba Kousei to frisbee

Kaibara Sen: ...anyone else getting a bad feeling about this?

frisbee: oh fuck off kaibara

frisbee: this is going to be amazing

frisbee changed Fukidashi Manga to marvel comics

frisbee changed Shishida Jurota to FURRY

frisbee changed Shouda Nirengeki to two punch man

frisbee changed Kamakiri Togaru to praying mantis

praying mantis: wow ive never heard that one before !

frisbee: fuck off??

frisbee: im doing my best

frisbee changed Kaibara Sen to hawaii chair

hawaii chair: really

frisbee: excuse you, thats one of the best ones yet!

hawaii chair: no.

frisbee changed Rin Hiryuu to Scalie 1

frisbee changed Tokage Setsuna to Scalie 2

Scalie 1: ...very creative.

frisbee changed Kuroiro Shihai to black, sirius black

black, sirius black: really?

frisbee: yes.

frisbee changed Komori Kinoko to Shroomz

frisbee changed Tsunotori Pony to Applejack

frisbee changed Bondo Koujirou to staples

hawaii chair: why are you like this

frisbee: like what?

frisbee: amazing?

frisbee: hilarious?

frisbee: handsome?

hawaii chair: annoying.

frisbee: ow

frisbee: you wound me

frisbee: an arrow to the heart

frisbee: <3 <--<<

frisbee: <<3-<<

black, sirius black: what the fuck is that supposed to be

frisbee: the arrow in my heart!!!

frisbee: where kaibara carelessly shot me down!!!!!!!

frisbee: @marvel comics

marvel comics: why do you always @ me when you’re being needlessly dramatic

frisbee: just give me my drama score manga

marvel comics: …

marvel comics: 4/10

frisbee: :/

marvel comics: if you had to explain your little drawing things, then its not clear enough and you need to up your game.

Honenuki Juuzo: damn

Honenuki Juuzo: you really arent pulling the punches tonight

frisbee: oh my god i cant believe i forgot to change juuzos name

Honenuki Juuzo: oh boy

frisbee changed Honenuki Juuzo to indiana jones

indiana jones: why

frisbee: you --> your quirk --> quicksand --> quicksand trap --> jungle traps --> indiana jones

indiana jones: that is way too complicated

marvel comics: kousei why are you like this

frisbee: you two are being terribly rude when ive bestowed such wonderful names upon you

marvel comics: “”wonderful””

indiana jones: “bestowed”

frisbee: ...youre both terrible friends.

hawaii chair: are you done shitposting all over everyones names

frisbee: excuse you, shitposting is a fine art that has been passed on for generations

frisbee: but for the time being

frisbee: yes.

FURRY: oh thank god

Class 1B | 2:42 am

frisbee changed the chat name to Bow chika wow wow

hawaii chair: why.

frisbee: holy shit youre online

hawaii chair: ...yes?

hawaii chair: im literally the only other person in the list of people online, how did you not notice

frisbee: in my defense

frisbee: its almost 3am

hawaii chair: its your own fault for staying up this late

frisbee: rude!!!

frisbee: you’re one to talk, youre awake too!!

hawaii chair: yeah but i have a reason

frisbee: …

frisbee: okay ill bite

frisbee: whats your reason

hawaii chair: who said id tell you that

frisbee: w O W

Yanagi Reiko: ...really guys?

black, sirius black: ugh

frisbee: jesus christ you scared me

frisbee: yanagi you’re ghosting

Yanagi Reiko: eh…?

black, sirius black: youre online but your status is set to invisible

Yanagi Reiko: oh

Yanagi Reiko: my bad….

frisbee: no biggie, i didnt need to keep my heart intact anyways

black, sirius black: seriously though, why are you guys awake

frisbee: ha

frisbee: siriusly

black, sirius black: tsuburaba i stg

frisbee: im awake because i got distracted watching shoujo anime trailers

Yanagi Reiko: …

hawaii chair: oh uh

hawaii chair: insomnia

hawaii chair: why are you two up?

Yanagi Reiko: ...I don’t need much sleep

black, sirius black: im a night person

black, sirius black: why do you guys think i keep falling asleep in class all the time

frisbee: ...because the coursework is boring?

black, sirius black: .

frisbee: yeah yeah i got it

frisbee: im going to go to sleep before kuroiro decides to murder me

black, sirius black: …

Bow chika wow wow | 6:31 am

Kendou Itsuka: ...What happened to the chat name?

hawaii chair: tsuburaba.

Shiozaki Ibara: I… do not recognize who these usernames belong to

Shiozaki Ibara: Please forgive me

hawaii chair: don't worry about it shiozaki

hawaii chair: its kaibara sen

hawaii chair: i cant really blame you for not knowing, tsuburaba’s sense of humor is terrible

marvel comics: it really is

marvel comics: ive known the guy for years and i still havent developed an immunity to his jokes

marvel comics: mostly because juuzo and i, but mostly me, tend to enable him

Kendou Itsuka: I’m well aware.

hawaii chair: poor class prez

hawaii chair: her own vice president is one of tsuburaba’s enablers

indiana jones: okay thats fair

indiana jones: i do stop him from doing some stuff though, if its truly idiotic and/or can get someone injured

Applejack: Good Morning!!!

Kendou Itsuka: Good morning, Tsunotori!

Applejack: Pony !

Kendou Itsuka: ...Good morning, Pony.

Applejack: :D!!

hawaii chair: ‘sup tsunotori

Applejack: (>_<)

hawaii chair: right, given name

hawaii chair: im still adjusting

hawaii chair: besides my family, pony’s only the second person who ive called by their given name since elementary school

Applejack: Why not?

hawaii chair: pony youre wonderful but it is too early in the morning to reveal any kind of backstory, tragic or otherwise

Applejack: :T

Applejack: Fine !

Shroomz: Ehh??

hawaii chair: kinoko!

Applejack: :O!!

Shroomz: Morning!

Applejack: Kinoko!!!! Best morning!!

Shroomz: Pony!!

Applejack: Sen calls Kinoko Kinoko?

hawaii chair: oh uh

hawaii chair: yeah

Shroomz: We went to middle school together!

Applejack: OOooh

Applejack: Anyone else go together??

marvel comics: i moved to kousei’s town halfway through 2nd year

marvel comics: and we met juuzo on a field trip and hit it off

marvel comics: but we didnt go to school with him til ua

indiana jones: ^^yeah

indiana jones: shiozaki and i’s schools did stuff together so we had a passing acquaintanceship but thats it

marvel comics: ...i also lived next to hatsume mei for a year and that was

marvel comics: something.

Kendou Itsuka: Oh, that’s really interesting!

Scalie 2: oh boy

Scalie 2: we talkin middle school?

Scalie 2: guess who knew tetsux4

marvel comics: you?

Scalie 2: damn right.

indiana jones: @Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: oh god

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: no

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: tokage don't do this to me

Scalie 2: so here i was

Scalie 2: a naive, innocent middle school student,

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: you were not naive!

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: or innocent, for that matter!!

Scalie 2: ;P

Scalie 2: anyways

Scalie 2: there i was

Scalie 2: looking absolutely adorable

Scalie 2: i also had no self preservation abilities

hawaii chair: you still don't, if training is anything to go by

Scalie 2: point is, i wandered right into the rough parts or town

Scalie 2: or at least what 14 year old me considered to be rough

Scalie 2: so… delinquents, basically

Scalie 2: i see this kid banging on what i thought was a pile of scrap metal with a baseball bat

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: tokage why

Scalie 2: until the steel went away to reveal our local metal boy

Scalie 2: and the guy was about to hit him again

Scalie 2: so i uh

Scalie 2: ripped my arm off and threw it at the guys head

Scalie 2: with more blood than normal because i wasnt really thinking and also because dramatic effect

Scalie 2: man you would not BELIEVE how fast that guys face went white!

Scalie 2: so i grabbed tetsu and dragged him away before anyone could get over their shock and do anything!

Scalie 2: and ive been bothering him ever since!!

hawaii chair: …

Kendou Itsuka: …

Applejack: …

Shroomz: …

Indiana jones: …

marvel comics: …

Scalie 2: wow rude

Scalie 2: it is a wonderful story, for your information!

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: its really not

Scalie 2 changed Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu to scrapmetal

scrapmetal: TOKAGE WHY

Scalie 2: i was feeling nostalgic !

praying mantis: ...what the actual fuck did i just come online to

Scalie 2: togaru!!

Scalie 2: i was revealing tetsu and i’s sordid history

scrapmetal: please never say that again

praying mantis: what, when you would pop up out of the blue to drag him to go do things?

Kendou Itsuka: …”Togaru”?

praying mantis: setsuna don't you dare

praying mantis: we met on some animal website ages ago and emailed each other ever since

praying mantis: so i got to hear all about this guy setsuna kept terrorizing

Scalie 2: rude!!!!

praying mantis: im right and you know it.

Scalie 2: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Kendou Itsuka: ...This is going to be a very long year, isn’t it?

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Bow chika wow wow | 12:02 pm

Monoma Neito: oh?

Monoma Neito: whats this?

Awase Yousetsu: no.

Monoma Neito: rude!

Kendou Itsuka: Guys please

Shroomz: ...Did I miss something??

hawaii chair: apparently monoma has a bone to pick with some blonde guy in class a

hawaii chair: and awase has been stopping him from picking any fights

hawaii chair: all. day.

Shroomz: ...Suddenly I’m glad that I’m home sick

Monoma Neito: w o w

Awase Yousetsu: i wish i was home sick

Awase Yousetsu: i am so fucking close to punching tsuburaba if he keeps winding monoma up

Awase Yousetsu: or just flat out decking both of these assholes

hawaii chair: i wouldnt blame you if you did

Kendou Itsuka: Nobody is getting punched!

praying mantis: okay but what if he got cut

praying mantis: just a little bit

Kendou Itsuka: No!

praying mantis: :/

Kendou Itsuka: God, it’s like babysitting all my under-five cousins at once.

Scalie 2: aw, we arent that bad!

Kendou Itsuka: …

Kendou Itsuka: You really, really are.

frisbee: hey, its not all my fault!

frisbee: monoma provoked me!

Kodai Yui: you literally tripped him.

frisbee: it was an accident!!

Monoma Neito: sure.

frisbee: it was!!!

Monoma Neito: Sure.

frisbee: hhh

frisbee: watch your back, asshole.

Monoma Neito: i could say the same to you.

Kendou Itsuka: Really, you two?

frisbee: yes.

Awase Yousetsu: i hate this fucking class.

Bow chika wow wow | 11:04 am

two punch man: guys did you see the news?

Kendou Itsuka: No?

Kendou Itsuka: Why, did something happen?

two punch man: class a got attacked at usj yesterday!!

frisbee: wait seriously

Awase Yousetsu: what the hell

Awase Yousetsu: how the fuck did that happen?

hawaii chair: teleportation quirk, according to the news

Kendou Itsuka: Was anybody hurt??

hawaii chair: aizawa-sensei and thirteen are both in the hospital, but apparently only one student was seriously injured

Kodai Yui: how bad is “seriously injured”?

Kendou Itsuka: Kodai, I doubt they’ll say in the news if the student is a minor

hawaii chair: kendous right

hawaii chair: but i have my sources

hawaii chair: midoriya broke both his legs

Awase Yousetsu: that kid with the fucking mop of green hair?

hawaii chair: yeah

scrapmetal: he was the guy who placed right above me in the entrance exams

Awase Yousetsu: oh thats why his name sounded familiar

Shroomz: Oh!

Shroomz: I didn’t realize you had gotten such a high ranking, Tetsu!

scrapmetal: haha

scrapmetal: yeah

Kodai Yui: kendou and shiozaki made fifth and fourth.

Awase Yousetsu: i made tenth

Kendou Itsuka: Ohh

Kendou Itsuka: He’s one of the only people who got more rescue points than me

Kendou Itsuka: I actually knew a few people who were in that testing block so I know the whole story

frisbee: SHARE PLS

Kendou Itsuka: I will if you stop fighting with Monoma.

frisbee: deal

frisbee: i want gossip more than i want to piss off monoma

Kendou Itsuka: Well

Kendou Itsuka: Remember the Zero-Pointer?

Indiana jones: no

frisbee: juuzo stop being a smart ass

Indiana jones: never.

Kendou Itsuka: Midoriya punched it out to help out Uraraka Ochako, the girl who came in third

hawaii chair: ...did you just say he punched it out?

Kendou Itsuka: Yeah.

Kendou Itsuka: It destroyed the thing, I think

Kendou Itsuka: Midoriya broke both legs and his arm though

frisbee: jE S US

Shiozaki Ibara: Yes?

frisbee: …

marvel comics: ...hi shiozaki

Kendou Itsuka: Ahem

Kendou Itsuka: Uraraka used her quirk on him as he was falling so that he wouldn’t hit the ground after a 50 ft freefall

hawaii chair: huh

hawaii chair: so they both got a bunch of rescue points off of that by saving each other

Kendou Itsuka: ...When you put it like that... yes they did.

Indiana jones: wow i sure am glad i didnt have to take the entrance exam !

frisbee: rub it in, asshole

Indiana jones: :P

two punch man: okay that was fascinating but

two punch man: villains got into ua!!!!

two punch man: and attacked our yearmates!!

two punch man: shouldnt you guys be more worried about this???

hawaii chair: probably, but i assume theyre going to up security after that

Kendou Itsuka: ^

Kendou Itsuka: I wonder if the sports festival is still going to happen?

Kendou Itsuka: It’s awfully close after this security breach

Shiozaki Ibara: Oh dear.

Shiozaki Ibara: I do hope our beloved classmates will get a chance to shine, regardless of this troubling incident.

Kendou Itsuka: Me too!!

Bow chika wow wow | 3:20 pm

scrapmetal: HEY??

scrapmetal: CLASS A ARE ARROGANT ASSHOLES

scrapmetal: THIS BLONDE FUCKER CALLED US ‘EXTRAS’

scrapmetal: I WANT TO KICK HIS ASS

Kendou Itsuka: Hoo boy

Monoma Neito: RIGHT???

Monoma Neito: THATS THE SAME DICK FROM THE ENTRANCE EXAM

Monoma Neito: I STG WE NEED TO KICK CLASS A’S ASSES IN THE SPORTS FESTIVAL

Monoma Neito: SHOW THEM THAT THEY ARENT HOT SHIT!

Shiozaki Ibara: Must you be so crude?

Shiozaki Ibara: Surely they will be honorable opponents!

Monoma Neito: THIS ASSHOLE?

Monoma Neito: HONORABLE?

Monoma Neito: NEVER

Kendou Itsuka: Look what you’ve done, Tetsutetsu

Kendou Itsuka: He’s never going to shut up about them now.

scrapmetal: liSTEN

scrapmetal: IF THEYRE ALL AS BAD AS THIS GUY THEN THEY DESERVE TO HAVE MONOMA POINTED IN THEIR DIRECTION

Monoma Neito: oi

scrapmetal: im being honest dude, youre a pain to deal with when you get riled up

scrapmetal: especially about 1a

scrapmetal: they should have to put up with it and maybe learn from it

Monoma Neito: ...ill take that as a compliment

scrapmetal: it wasnt one but ok

Kendou Itsuka: Guys

scrapmetal: yeah yeah

scrapmetal: ill drop it

Monoma Neito: hey guys

Awase Yousetsu: what.

Monoma Neito: rude

Monoma Neito: i have a plan for the sports festival

Shroomz: But we don’t even know what the events are…?

Monoma Neito: yeah but theres usually some common themes

Monoma Neito: the last round is always some kind of tournament or one on one competition

Monoma Neito: then the other two are an individual one, that will likely pit everyone against each other, and a team one

Monoma Neito: Probably in that order for added tension, but that isn’t something that’s absolutely true

hawaii chair: wow youve thought about this a lot

Monoma Neito: obviously?

hawaii chair: ill bite; whats your plan

Monoma Neito: well kaibara, im glad you asked!

hawaii chair: please never say that again

frisbee: ^^

Monoma Neito: the first round usually eliminates somewhere between half to three fourths of the group

Kodai Yui: which usually leaves the hero course kids and possibly a few others

Monoma Neito: yes exactly

Monoma Neito: thats why its usually some kind of individual thing

Monoma Neito: what I’m saying is that we should stay near the back of that 1/4th that we know will qualify

Monoma Neito: that way we don't burn ourselves out before things kick off AND we can get a front row seat to see what class a’s quirks are and what theyre like!

hawaii chair: that… actually might be a good idea

Shiozaki Ibara: It does not seem honorable to not give a competition our all…

Indiana jones: yeah im with ibara

scrapmetal: same

scrapmetal: like hell im letting class a underestimate me

scrapmetal: let alone on purpose

Awase Yousetsu: if this guy is as much of a shitrag as you think we might as well try to knock him off from his high horse as soon as fucking possible

Awase Yousetsu: and it aint like ive got a combat quirk

Awase Yousetsu: im not holding myself back and risking not qualifying when ive gotten this fucking far

Kendou Itsuka: That’s fair

Kendou Itsuka: I wish you luck with your endeavors then

Kendou Itsuka: But… I think I’m with Monoma and Kaibara on this

Kendou Itsuka: Leaping into a situation without enough intel can be just as bad as taking your time helping

Kendou Itsuka: Getting a rough idea of their quirks, while not endangering our own chances all too much, can only benefit us in future rounds of the Sports Festival

frisbee: ^^

Shiozaki Ibara: I will not lower myself to criticize your decisions, despite my own disapproval, as you are your own people and are free to make your own decisions.

Shiozaki Ibara: Hopefully God will accept your repentance following this competition.

frisbee: …

frisbee: uh

frisbee: you know what lets just switch the topic

frisbee: kendou help me out

Kendou Itsuka: ...We can play icebreakers?

hawaii chair: oh god

hawaii chair: please no

Kendou Itsuka: Two truths and a lie could be good, since we’re all still getting to know each other!

hawaii chair: what did i ever do to deserve this

Shroomz: Rip

Shiozaki Ibara: I, for one, think it would be a wonderful idea for us to all grow closer as classmates!

marvel comics: eh why not

hawaii chair: hh

Kendou Itsuka: Alright, two truths and a lie it is!

Kendou Itsuka: Do you guys want to go in alphabetical order or just have whoever went pick the next person?

hawaii chair: have the person who just went pick.

hawaii chair: please

Awase Yousetsu: im with kaibara here, i don't want to go first

Kendou Itsuka: Alright!

Kendou Itsuka: I’ll go first then

Kendou Itsuka: I’m an only child, I know how to fix a motorcycle, I’m allergic to dairy

Kendou Itsuka: Just say 1 2 or 3 and I’ll let you guys know once you all “vote”

frisbee: 2

hawaii chair: 1

Monoma Neito: 3

Awase Yousetsu: 1

scrapmetal: 2

Scalie 2: 1

Scalie 1: 1

Shiozaki Ibara: Two.

Kodai Yui: 1

Shroomz: 1?

FURRY: I will have to guess 3, Ms. Kendou

two punch man: 2

marvel comics: 3

Applejack: 3!

black, sirius black: 1

praying mantis: 1

Indiana jones: 1

staples: THREE!

Yanagi Reiko: 2

Kendou Itsuka: Alright that’s everyone!

Kendou Itsuka: 1 was the lie

Monoma Neito: dAMMIT

frisbee: you know how to fix a motorcycle???

Kendou Itsuka: I have two older sisters

Kendou Itsuka: That’s all I’m saying for now; either dm me questions or hold your peace

Kendou Itsuka: Hmm….

Kendou Itsuka: Since you were the first person to guess correctly, you can go next Kaibara

hawaii chair: oh for fucks sake

Awase Yousetsu: rip

hawaii chair: fine!

hawaii chair: kinoko is barred from this on the basis that we’ve known each other for years

Kendou Itsuka: I’ll accept that

hawaii chair: im fluent in jsl, i can sew, my mother is a pro hero

frisbee: 3

frisbee: for sure

frisbee: 2 is too blatantly out of character for it to be a lie, thats how these things work

marvel comics: idk im gonna say 1

Indiana jones: ill say 2 just because i also know jsl

staples: SAME FOR ME!

Monoma Neito: 3

Kendou Itsuka: 1

Yanagi Reiko: 1…

Scalie 1: 3?

Scalie 2: 2!!

Scalie 2: >:P

scrapmetal: 1

Ibara Shiozaki: I am inclined to guess three.

FURRY: 2

Applejack: 3!!!

praying mantis: 2

Awase Yousetsu: 2

black, sirius black: 3

Kodai Yui: 1

two punch man: 1??

Shroomz: :)

Kendou Itsuka: Alright, that’s everyone!

hawaii chair: two

hawaii chair: i cant sew

Shroomz: He really can’t

frisbee: wait, your mom is a pro hero??

hawaii chair: yes.

hawaii chair: lets not talk about it.

hawaii chair: awase your turn

Awase Yousetsu: oh fuck you

Awase Yousetsu: i hate onions, i know how to drive a truck, and ive got an older sister

Kendou Itsuka: Before anyone else responds, I’m just going to make a poll so we don’t have to all answer here!

Kendou Itsuka: poll.ff.jp/ttl/i9er42ufh

Awase Yousetsu: fuck yes

Kendou Itsuka: The results are in!

Kendou Itsuka: Six votes for 1, nine for 2, and four for 3

Awase Yousetsu: damn, really??

Awase Yousetsu: the lie was fucking three

Awase Yousetsu: ive got a baby sister

Awase Yousetsu: tokage you go next

Scalie 2: whoo!!!

Scalie 2: i cant eat avocado, im a vegetarian, and im an only child

Scalie 2: poll.ff.jp/ttl/quo4irewt

Scalie 2: seven for 1, three for 2, and a whopping NINE for 3

Scalie 2: 2 was the lie ;P

frisbee: oh gOD DAMMIT

hawaii chair: you arent very good at this, huh.

frisbee: shut up

marvel comics: wait why cant you have avocado?

Scalie 2: lizard.

marvel comics: thats… not an explanation???

Scalie 2: rin can go next because hes my fellow scalie in crime

Scalie 1: thanks i guess?

Scalie 1: uh give me a min to think

Scalie 1: alright

Scalie 1: im an only child, i can hiss, im related to a pro hero

Scalie 2: poll.ff.jp/ttl/4u3irty78

Scalie 1: uh wow that was fast

Scalie 1: 7/8/4

Scalie 1: 1 was the lie

frisbee: what is with you people and lying about your siblings

Scalie 1: it would make sense for me to be an only child, given china’s policies, so that’s why i chose it

Scalie 1: idk about anyone else

Kendou Itsuka: How many sibling do you have, then?

Scalie 1: four older brothers

Shroomz: Your poor parents….

Scalie 1: anyways tsunotori can go next

Applejack: :O!!!

Applejack: Yes!!!

Applejack: Born in america, vegetarian, doesnt like pizza

Kendou Itsuka: poll.ff.jp/ttl/ha423otu

Kendou Itsuka: Uh wow

Kendou Itsuka: 1/2/16

Kendou Itsuka: So, which one was the lie?

Applejack: 1!!

Applejack: ^u^

frisbee: wHAT

Monoma Neito: PONY WHAT

Scalie 2: KDHGSJK?!??!?????!?!

scrapmetal: okay im shaken too but the real question is… who was the 1 person who guessed correctly

Kendou Itsuka: Apparently it was Kaibara?

frisbee: wH A T

frisbee: KAIBARA GIVE ME YOUR DARK SECRETS

hawaii chair: no

hawaii chair: i figured that since it seemed like the most obvious thing on the list it was probably a lie

hawaii chair: speaking of which though, where were you born pony?

Applejack: Japan!!

Applejack: Parents were visiting Uncles and Aunts and baby came early

Kendou Itsuka: Oof

Kendou Itsuka: That must have been hard to deal with

Applejack: A bit!

Applejack: Big family though

Applejack: Stayed with them until I could fly

hawaii chair: huh

frisbee: i…

frisbee: i don't think my poor brain can handle this

frisbee: it might melt from the shock

hawaii chair: then perish.

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Bow chika wow wow | 5:12 pm

frisbee: THATS NOT HOW YOU USE THAT MEME KAIBARA

hawaii chair: so?

frisbee: DON'T “so?” ME KAIBARA

hawaii chair: it doesnt matter

frisbee: YES???

frisbee: IT DOES MATTER???

frisbee: I WILL NOT HAVE YOU DISGRACING THESE NOBLE MEMES IN MY HOME!!!!

hawaii chair: anyways

frisbee: WOW

hawaii chair: pony who do you want to go next

Applejack: Hmmmmmmm!!!!

Applejack: Tsuba!!

frisbee: wait what

frisbee: is that supposed to be me

Applejack: Uh huh!!

frisbee: i think you forgot the “bura” in there pony

Applejack: Nope!! ^u^

frisbee: …

frisbee: i can live with this

frisbee: fuck i hadnt thought about what i was going to say

frisbee: give me a min

hawaii chair: no

frisbee: fuck off??

frisbee: okay ive got it

frisbee: im allergic to citrus, my parents are divorced, i have a pet fish

frisbee: poll.ff.jp/ttl/387fh5w

hawaii chair: …

frisbee: whats that for??

frisbee: i havent done anything to earn the ellipses

Awase Yousetsu: this time.

frisbee: fuck off

frisbee: 10/4/5

frisbee: 3 was the lie

frisbee: i don't have a pet fish guys, wtf

frisbee: at least manga and juuzo got that right

frisbee: if they didnt id have to divorce them

Kendou Itsuka: Oh yeah, you guys knew each other from before UA!

marvel comics: yea

frisbee: wow hi manga

frisbee: you’re going next!

marvel comics: oh fuck you

marvel comics: youre a shitty friend and you should be ashamed of yourself

frisbee: you know you love me

marvel comics: do i though?

marvel comics: sounds fake

frisbee: w o w

marvel comics: anyways

marvel comics: im an only child, ive never been kissed, ive never had a pet

marvel comics: poll.ff.jp/ttl/97h5fjk

marvel comics: kosei what the fuck

frisbee: wHAT DID I DO??

marvel comics: YOU GOT THIS QUESTION WRONG, THATS WHAT

frisbee: wtf

frisbee: no way

marvel comics: 4/14/1

frisbee: which one was the lie??

marvel comics: TWO!!

frisbee: WHAT

frisbee: IVE MET YOUR SISTER YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT

marvel comics: THATS MY COUSIN DUMBASS

frisbee: …

frisbee: i fucking hate you.

Indiana jones: oh?

Indiana jones: since when have you been kissed, manga?

marvel comics: fuck off??

marvel comics: some girl kissed my speech bubble back in middle school

marvel comics: weird as hell but it counts

marvel comics: i still cant believe you thought sumi was my sister, oh my god

frisbee: shut up

frisbee: she lives with you guys!!!!

frisbee: ive only talked to her like three times!!!!

frisbee: how the fuck was i supposed to know shes actually your cousin!!!!!!

Indiana jones: well

Indiana jones: there’s this little thing called listening

frisbee: hey juuzou?

Indiana jones: yes?

frisbee: fuck off.

marvel comics: juuzou can go next because he’s already here

Indiana jones: suddenly im on kousei’s side

frisbee: no i don't let traitors join me

Indiana jones: wow

Indiana jones: im a boy, ive never kissed anyone, theres a pro hero in my immediate family

Indiana jones: poll.ff.jp/ttl/8yqrui43

Indiana jones: 1/4/14

Indiana jones: it was one

frisbee: wait

Indiana jones: yes this is me coming out

Indiana jones: im nonbinary

Kendou Itsuka: What pronouns do you use, Honenuki?

Indiana jones: he/them

Kendou Itsuka: Alright!

frisbee: not that i don't love and support you or anything, because i really do, but who was the one person who got it right

frisbee: if it was kaibara i stg

Indiana jones: it was kaibara

frisbee: dAMMIT

hawaii chair: seriously, its almost always the one that seems like it has to be the truth

frisbee: fuck off??

frisbee: this is heterophobia

Yanagi Reiko: …..you’re straight?

marvel studio: its weird

frisbee: oh my god shut up manga

frisbee: let me be the token straight in peace

marvel studio: sure.

Indiana jones: anyways kamakiri can go next

praying mantis: fUC K

Indiana jones: :)

praying mantis: i hate you so much for this honenuki

Indiana jones: you’ll get over it

praying mantis: ugh

praying mantis: im the tallest person in my family, english is my best subject, my worst subject is japanese lit

praying mantis: poll.ff.jp/ttl/8w3hg93

praying mantis: ...0/13/6

praying mantis: its 3

Scalie 2: :3c

praying mantis: die.

Kendou Itsuka: What is your worst subject then, Kamakiri?

Kendou Itsuka: If you don’t mind me asking

praying mantis: science.

praying mantis: also im a foot taller than my mother and somewhere approaching fluency in english

praying mantis: uh komori can go

Shroomz: :O!

Shroomz: Sen isn’t allowed to respond to this!!

Shroomz: I was born in Gunma, I live in Gunma, I can see music

Shroomz: poll.ff.jp/ttl/uhfq3t7

Shroomz: :o

Shroomz: 2/3/13

hawaii chair: 2 was the lie

frisbee: wait seriously

frisbee: i thought komori’s quirk was mushrooms though????

Shroomz: It is!!

Shroomz: I have synesthesia though!

Shroomz: My parents live in Gunma but I met Sen in middle school and we both wanted to go to UA!

Shroomz: And since he was my friend and he lived up in Aomori, the commute just didn’t make sense

Shroomz: So we have an apartment in the city!

frisbee: oh?

hawaii chair: tsuburaba i swear to god

Shiozaki Ibara: Hm?

Shiozaki Ibara: Don’t take His name in vain!

Shroomz: Ew no

Shroomz: Do I look like I’m straight??

frisbee: uh

hawaii chair: shes joking

hawaii chair: mostly

hawaii chair: im gay and shes a girl so

Shroomz: Yep!

frisbee: ...huh

Shroomz: If you’re homophobic I can and will kick your ass! ^u^

frisbee: what no

frisbee: im just surprised i guess

frisbee: my brain needs a break from all these revelations

frisbee to Indiana jones | 6:45 pm

frisbee: ...whats nonbinary

Indiana jones: oh that took longer than expected for you to ask

frisbee: juuzo

Indiana jones: the binary is “male” and “female” and i am outside of that

frisbee: how??

Indiana jones: ...kosei i love you but holy shit you can be dumb

Indiana jones: the only binary that is real is binary code

Indiana jones: nonbinary is an umbrella term but a lot of people have complex relationships with gender and don’t try to pin down every part of their identity with anything more specific

frisbee: is that how it is for you?

Indiana jones: ...kind of?

Indiana jones: for the most part i feel pretty neutral, if a bit masc leaning

frisbee: alright, that i can wrap my head around

Indiana jones: it kind of fluctuates on a day to day basis though so

Indiana jones: shrug

frisbee: ...huh

Indiana jones: ...how melted is your brain right now?

frisbee: so melted.

scrapmetal to hawaii chair | 6:49 pm

scrapmetal: youre gay?

hawaii chair: yeah

hawaii chair: why.

scrapmetal: woah, don't worry! i just wanted to ask you something

hawaii chair: if its something homophobic or gross i will punch you

scrapmetal: dude no

scrapmetal: tokage is pretty openly bi

hawaii chair: why not ask her whatever this question is?

scrapmetal: a) because she would never let me live it down

scrapmetal: b) tokage eats emotional vulnerabilities for breakfast

scrapmetal: c) shes a girl

hawaii chair: ...fine

hawaii chair: whats the question

scrapmetal: ...how do you know if you like guys

hawaii chair: ...ah

hawaii chair: ive uh

hawaii chair: always kind of known?

scrapmetal: really??

hawaii chair: yeah.

hawaii chair: its because of reasons im not sharing

scrapmetal: oh…

hawaii chair: i think fukidashi might not be straight either because of his convo w tsuburaba but the jury is still out on that

scrapmetal: thanks

hawaii chair: np

hawaii chair: if you want to talk about anything else, im your man

hawaii chair: just… not this

scrapmetal: ...ill keep that in mind

scrapmetal to Scalie 2 | 7:13 pm

scrapmetal: god im going to regret this but

scrapmetal: i think im gay?

Scalie 2: took you long enough to figure out lol

scrapmetal: yOU KNEW????

Scalie 2: dude

Scalie 2: tetsu

Scalie 2: my shiny metal bro

Scalie 2: you aren’t fucking subtle

Scalie 2: i figured it out way before you did, apparently

scrapmetal: hhhghhhhh

scrapmetal: i hate you so much

Scalie 2: [kissing heart emoji]

scrapmetal: no.

Scalie 2: :/

Scalie 2: spoilsport.