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“JAEHYUN!” Taeyong yelled

“....mmm...what dear?” Jaehyun Asked rubbing his eyes as he rolled over on the bed

“GET UP! YOU HAVE WORK!”

“...i do?...i do...OH SHIT I DO!!!!” Jaehyun Yelled as sudden realisation came to him

He jumped Of he bed and ran towards the bathroom

“Idiot” Taeyong sighed

“MUM WE’RE GONNA BE LATE!!!” Jisung yelled

Taeyong ran downstairs and ushered the kids out of the house and into the car

“Can you move over Yukhei, your fat ass is taking up half the space” Mark glared

“Language” Taeyong Said from the drivers seat as he did a very irritated and embarrassed Jisung’s seatbelt

“My as-Butt” lucas corrected himself after catching Taeyong’s glare “is not fat, it’s toned”

Mark facepalmed and sighed

“Sooooo jisung...how’s your relationship going” Lucas asked wiggling his eyebrows

“It’s great, hows yours?” Jisung Asked monotoned

“Great!” Lucas grinned “by the way mum, just wanted to remind you that I have work today!”

“At least I’ll have to see him less” Mark muttered

“I know honey, don’t get fired” Taeyong sighed

Jisung snorted

“His bosses ain’t firing him anytime soon”

“Crack heads gotta stick together” Mark mumbled

_________________at school________________

“Hey Lele!” Jisung grinned and hugged Chenle

“Ew, some of us are single here” Donghyuck gagged

“Stop being salty” Chenle rolled his eyes

“Hey Nana! Hey Junnie!” Jeno greeted ha boyfriend’s

“Hey Nojam!” The two grinned

“Here we have Nana and Junnie and then there Nojam” Mark snorted

“Who pissed in your cheerios Sharpie?” Renjun asked raising an eyebrow

“Cupid probably” Jungwoo said rolling his eyes

“Yeah well we didn’t say anything about you and your relationship with Mina even though we all thought she was a bitch” Chenle deadpanned

“We did say stuff behind his back though” Lucas muttered

“He has the right to be salty!” Donghyuck complained “everyone’s dating except us two!”

“Then why don’t you two date?” Jisung smirked

“You know what fetus? We will! Common Mark you’re my new boyfriend!” Donghyuck sniffed

“W-what?!” Mark asked processing the information into his head

“You’re my new boyfriend!” Donghyuck repeated

“Probably his first as well” Jeno added receiving a glare from Donghyuck

“O-ok then” Mark stuttered

“Common boyfriend! Let’s go!” Donghyuck said dragging Mark away

“That was the worst and weirdest way I’ve seen someone ask someone out” Ten muttered from his car

“So this is what the kids do with their lives” sicheng sighed from his car

“No Lucy!” Taeyong Yelled At his phone inside his car....he didn’t see anything since he was watching fairytale on his phone

________Restaurant Lotto__________________

“Hey boss!” Jaehyun smiled at Kyungsoo, showing off his dimples

“Whatever get to work” Kyungsoo rolled his eyes

“....” Jaehyun frowned “Oh hey Mingyu!”

“Hi Jaehyun!” Mingyu grinned accidentally dropping a carrot (carat) onto the floor then immediately picking it up

“Be careful, don’t want you burning down the kitchen again and getting money cut from out pay checks” Jaehyun smiled getting out some pots

“Can’t believe he cut 2/3 of my pay check, minghao called me everyday to laugh at and remind me...” Mingyu pouted

“Sicheng called me a disappointment and Taeyong made me do housework since I didn’t have anything else to do” Jaehyun also frowned

“HURRY UP YOU FUCKHEADS! KIM SEOKJIN IS HERE TO CRITIC THE FOOD!” Kyungsoo came in yelling

“Oh shit! MINGYU MAKE THE CHICKEN! I’LL MAKE THE DESERT!” Jaehyun said running towards the cupboards

“ON IT!!!” Mingyu Asked then stopped “....what are you doing then Mr. Kim?”

“I’ll be entertaining the guests with my handsome face-WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION ME?!” Kyungsoo glared

“Sorry boss sir!” Mingyu gulped immediately running towards the kitchen

“One day...one day he’s gonna fire you” Jaehyun sighed

___________at the police station___________

Ten entered Yuta’s office

“Take a seat Chittaphon” Yuta Said motioning towards the chair I front of his desk “why should I hire you”

“I will punch you in the face and throw my heels at you everyday if you don’t” Ten raises an eyebrow

“You’re hired!” Yuta Said quickly, smiling and sweating nervously

“REALLY?!?! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!” Ten grinned

Just then Kun had entered

“Ten?”

“Hello fellow police officer” Ten smiled

“Oh...you got hired.....did you threaten Yuta?” Kun Asked

“Yup”

“Want a donut anyone?” Yuta asked holding a box of donuts in his hands

“Oooh yes!” Ten said taking a chocolate donut with rainbow sprinkles

“...sure” Kun sighed taking an Oreo donut

“Sooooo how’s the town been?” Yuta Asked

“Jinyoung, The Got7 lanes resident devil, almost murdered Yugyeom, that really tall guy that you said reminded you of a mushroom” Kun explained

Ten cackled

“That’s funny”

“I know right” Yuta laughed

Kun sighed in disappointment

“Here’s some case reports for you to read as well”

“Hmmm call kris here” Yuta demanded

“Yeah yeah” Kun sighed heading out to fetch the tall Chinese-Canadian

“So what are the cases about?” Ten Asked

“Just gang fight, robbery, attempted murder you know, usual stuff” Yuta shrugged

“What’s up Yuta?” Kris asked

“...tell me everything about the fight between Suga and that irrelevant guy...C-three?.....” yuta looked down at the case report “...Oh... B-Free”

Kris laughed

“Oh man that was funny!”

“Oh man a fight with Suga in it? Spill the tea!” Ten grinned

“Oh hi Ten Anyways so basically-“ Kris started off

Kun shook his head, luckily for him it was his break now so he left as quickly as he could and headed to the subway in Asda

__________Johnny________________________

“Welcome back to basement talks with Johnny, sorry for the long wait but my pet hamster died” Johnny said into the mic

Yes, Johnny had a radio show which was actually very successful

“...didn’t you say your iguana died?” Johnny’s boss said opening the door

“Boss man! I’m recording here!” Johnny yelled

“...whatever” Mr. Lee Said then left

“Anyways so just last week I was in America, we went to Disney World...which we later got banned from....then we went back to my home city! Chicago! After that we all went to Utah because I have a friend called yuta with a y” Johnny explained “My son also got engaged to an absolute idiot...I’m not ok with it by the way and then I found out my youngest son had two boyfriends! That was one hell of a trip!”

__________With Taeyong And Sicheng_____

“Ok....can the tall one move to the left a bit.....ok now the short one can you move forwards....mhm” The cameraman ordered

“Tall One has a name asshole!” Sicheng glared “it’s Winwin”

“Short one had a name too” Taeyong also glared “it’s Taeyong”

“Sorry sorry” The cameraman apologised

“Nickel Nickel nickel magic nickel nickel nickel banjo banjo banjo banjo baby” Heechul, another model whisper sang

“Huh?” Taeyong looked at him

“Nothing” Heechul grinned

“Ok.....” Sicheng said looking at him weirdly

“Fab-Ulous darling!” BamBam praised the models

“...why can’t you do the shoot yourselves, both of you are pretty good looking” Sicheng Asked...he didn’t mind modelling since it was his job but he was just curious especially since BamBam is super confident in his looks

“We did already” Minghao answered sorting through a pile of cloths

“And...?” Taeyong Asked

“We’re just scares that people might be too overwhelmed by our handsome looks if ALL the pictures had us in it” BamBam smiled

Taeyong facepalmed as sicheng shook his head in disappointment

_____________at school____________________

Suddenly one of the shelves fell in the school library

“CHENLE NAKAMOTO!!!!” The librarian yelled

On the other side of the school where the history classrooms were

Chenle was snickering

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“Who’s heard of Sherlock Holmes?” The teacher asks

“HE’S THAT DETECTIVE DUDE THAT GOES ‘ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WATSIT!!!’” Lucas yelled

The entire class laughed a bit

Jungwoo closed his eyes and rubbed his temples, sighing

“Thank you Yukhei...and its Watson not watsit...” The teacher sighed turning on the interactive board

Soonyoung gasped

“ARE WE WATCHING A MOVIE?!” He asked excited 

“THE LORD HAS HEARD MY PRAYERS!” Felix and jisung yelled at the same time

“GUYS!!! MARK YOUR CALENDARS!!! THIS HAPPENS LIKE EVERY 200000 YEARS!” Jongdae shouted

“...calm down or you’ll be reading and annotating the book version” The teacher drawled

“SHUT UP GUYS!!!” Lucas yelled immediately shutting everyone up

That guys...was the power of Jung Yukhei/Lucas/Xuxi

“Which Sherlock Holmes movie are we watching?” Jungwoo asked 

“Thank you for not shouting Jungwoo, and we’re watching the hound of Baskerville” The teacher smiled 

15 minuets into the movie....

“Educator?” Lucas raised his hand

“Just call me Ms or Mr or Teacher...not....Whatever you just called me”the teacher sighed

“Sorry But can we watch Deadpool?” Lucas Asked

“No”

“Why?”

“We are studying Sherlock Holmes and Deadpool’s....a bit.....” teacher trailed off

“...inappropriate...?” Jungwoo offered

“Yes”

“Please.....” Lucas asked

Suddenly he got out of his seat and onto the floor to start begging 

Taeyong would loose his head if he found out

Soon Soonyoung, Felix, Jisung joined him on the floor

After 20 minuets the teacher finally gave in, they got up to close the door and make sure no one was coming through the glass bit then went back to their seat to change the movie

“THANKS!!!” Lucas yelled

“Be quiet or a teacher might come in!” Jungwoo hushed

“But if Principle Moon comes in we just say you wanted to watch it and that Uncle Ten wouldn’t be happy to hear that he made you upset” Lucas smiled

Jungwoo sighed

‘...hope I move sets....doesn’t matter if it’s set 3 or set 1’

____________history_________________________

“Why are you smiling?” Samuel asked “did renjun die or move out?”

“If that happened I’d be throwing a fiesta right now but the reason I’m smiling is because...the book shelf in the library should’ve fallen by now” chenle grinned

Samuel sighed in disappointment 

“One day...ms browns gonna bash your head with a dictionary” Jisung Said

“Then I can sue her and get rich!” Chenle kept grinning

“Aren’t you already rich?” Dylan asked (if I don’t know him, he’s in this rookie group called D-crunch...they’re great btw)

“Yeah but I wanna be richER!” Chenle rolled his eyes

“Ok man...” Dylan said the turned towards the board

“Jisung!” Mr. Liu exclaimed 

“What did I do now?” Jisung groaned

“Nothing, I was asking you for the answer!” Mr Liu said 

“Shouldn’t you know...?...since you’re the teacher” Jisung Asked

“....yesssss, But I’m asking YOU to see if YOU know!” Mr Liu sighed, flopping down on his chair

“Why are you curious if jisung knows?” Chenle raised an eyebrow 

“To know if he’s been paying attention!”

“But what if he knows the answer but just didn’t hear the question properly because of I don’t know...someone else talking so he gets it wrong and you just assume he hasn’t been paying attention?” Chenle Asked

“.....well-.....fine the answer is 1950” Mr Liu sighed

“...I thought we were in science....” jisung mumbled

“No dumbass we’re in history” Chenle smacked the back of Jisung’s head

__________P.E_______________________________

“SHUT EVERYONE!” Donghyuck shouted, immediately shutting everyone in the changing rooms up “FIRST OF ALL! I GOT 1MIL SUBS ON MY CHANNEL! CONGRATULATE AND ACKNOWLEDGE MY GREATNESS!”

Everyone cheered 

Some cheered like they were dying others cheered happily 

“SECOND OF ALL!  I AM NOT THE SINGLE BROTHER ANYMORE!” Donghyuck grinned

Whispers broke out among the other kids

“Oh my god he’s taken?”

“Who is it?”

“Is it Mark?”

“Isn’t Mark like the most heterosexual dude here?”

“You never know man”

“It finally happened”

“I want food”

“What if it’s not Mark?”

“Who else would it be?”

“Dunno...”

“ME AND MARK ARE NOW DATING!” Donghyuck cheered

“...w-wait...you weren’t kidding?” Mark asked

“Of course not! We both don’t wanna be the only single ones in the group and we both like each other!” Donghyuck grinned

“...H-ho-h-how do you know I like you!?”

“Jisung told me!”

“THAT LITTLE SHIT-“

“Language Mark!” Mr Wills said coming into the changing rooms

“Sorry”

“Whatever Anyways today we’ll be playing basketball” 

“Can we pick teams?” Seungkwan asked 

“No”

“He’s worried we’ll leave ShinWon out again” Hongseok snickered

“Shut your mouth, you act as if Jinho didn’t forget to show up when you two made plans to work out at the gym” ShinWon glared

“Anyways line up against the wall so we can head to the gym” Mr Wills sighed 

“We should sneak Lucas out of English so we can win” Mark whispered 

“True...too bad he’d make so much noise that even the queen would find out” Donghyuck Whispered back

Later....

“Ok Donghyuck, Team A” Mr wills said

“Try get into team a” Donghyuck smiled at Mark

“Mark, team B” 

“.......” Mark frowned as he made his way towards team b

“Tragic” Minhyuk said looking at Mark

“Hey Mark, you can switch with me” Vernon offered the blue bib 

“Really? Thanks man” Mark smiled accepting the bib and giving his green one to Vernon

“No problem besides Kwan’s in team b anyways”

“Oh thank god! I though I was gonna suffer alone” Donghyuck sighed in relief 

“This team isn’t that bad, it has the fun and good people” Mark said

“But it does have a scrawny nerdy kid with ramen hair that goes by the name of Mark”

___________Maths__________________________

“And so if you expand 2(3+4a)+(1+5a), you get (6+8a)+(2+10a) And then simplify it you will get 6+8a+2+10a so your final answer should be 8+18a” the teacher explained writing down the equation on the board 

“Miss!” Jaemin raised his hand

“Yes Jaemin?” Miss smith asked

“When will ever need this?” 

“Civil engineers, architects, track designers and other jobs require knowing algebra”

“What if I don’t want to be any of those?” Jaemin Asked

“I assure you, if you want a well paying good job you will need to know algebra at some point”

“What if I don’t want a job let alone a well paying one?” Jeno asked

“How will you get money to buy a house, food, cloths and maybe a car?”

“I’ll leech of Renjun’s parents” Jeno grinned 

“Yeah!” Jaemin agreed

“Hey! My parents aren’t gonna be there forever!” Renjun squinted his eyes at his two boyfriends 

“But they’ll give your inheritance so we can leech off you instead” Jaemin smiled

Renjun sighed in disappointment 

“Or we could join the mafia” Minho added

“....no Minho...no” Miss smith sighed 

___________after school____________________

“Why’d you call me here?” Renjun Asked his English teacher

“I read your homework...the one where you had to write a diary entry about your life” Mr Kang Said 

“So? I did it or do you think I copied off someone else’s homework?” Renjun raised and eyebrow 

“No no no, I believe it’s your own homework but uh.......are you ok Renjun?”

“..................” Renjun frowned

The first sentence in his diary entry was

‘I WANNA HECKING JUMP OF THE HECKING ROOF, CREATING THE UNIVERSE WAS A HUGE FIDDLING MISTAKE!’

The second sentence was

‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA SLICE CHENLE’S FUDGING STUPID  HEAD OFF WITH A MOTHERHECKING CHAIN SAW!’

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“I’m here to do absolutely nothing and get payed!” Lucas announced walking into the shop almost knocking over a mannequin

“Haha welcome to the real world Sushi, you may be my favourite 16 year person I know but you still gotta do some shit” Minghao said

“Can I leave the real world?” Lucas asked

“Believe mr I tried, once you’re in you ain’t leaving anytime soon” BamBam sighed

“...what do I have to do?” Lucas asked

“Scan the cloths customers give you and put them in these unnecessarily fancy bags then give them back to the customers after taking their money” minghao explained

“That sounds easy” Lucas said

“Here’s your name tag and uniform” BamBam said handing over some folded black trousers, white shirt and a silver name tag

“Why a uniform?” Lucas asked

“Well your school uniform doesn’t really fit in to the shops aesthetics” Minghao answers gesturing towards Lucas’ navy blue blazer

“Fair enough” Lucas nodded

“Change in the staff room, I don’t think anyone’s there now” BamBam pointed towards the mahogany door behind the counter

“Cool”

—later—

“Here you go!” Lucas grinned handing over the bag of cloths

“Thank you” the lady smiled, walking away

“Jisung...?” Lucas asked

“How many times have I told you?! It’s Han!” Jisung sighed

“Sorry Han, didn’t expect....you to be in a fancy cloths shop...” Lucas said

“I come here all the time, not for cloths but the Kermit shit...also Minho doesn’t want me to show up on our date at this fancy Italian restaurant in a hoodie and ripped jeans” Jisung confessed

“Ok then...have fun buying your Kermit merch and sophisticated cloths” Lucas hummed leaning against the counter

“Move peasants, the king of Gucci and China is here, thank you thank you, ewww don’t touch me with your peasant germs” a tall man with black and dark circles around his eyes came in wearing a leopard print fur coat and sunglasses, pushing everyone infringe of him with a folded up fan

“....how can I help you........Mr. Oh?...” Lucas asked

“This coats a bit warm so I decided to stop by and buy another before I head to Tesco’s to buy some milk” Tao explained “how are you Yukhei?”

“...I’m good...uh is that all?” Lucas said

“Yup...oh wait....I think this shirt would look great on Sehun” Tao grinned holding up a black shirt with gold buttons

“......ok.........that will be £215.50”Lucas said....normally he would have been shocked at the price of just two items but since he started working here again after the summer he’s seen: a woman buying a plain white pencil skirt for £150, a man buy a belt for £89.99, a mother buying her son a Kermit onesie for £105.20 and much more

“Ah I forgot Here’s my discount card” Tao handed over a black and red card with silver writing

“....Mr 8!!!” Lucas yelled

“Yes?” Minghao Asked

“What do I do with this?” Lucas asked

“....you just scan the barcode thingy on the card...” Minghao sighed then left after greeting Tao

“......ok that will be £175.50 then” Lucas said

“Kk” Tao put his card into the...card machine? And punched in the pin

Lucas quickly bagged the items and handed them over

“Have a nice day” Lucas smiled

“You too” Tao grinned

He moved away from the line and took of his fur coat, put it on the bag then take out his new coat and put it on

“Crazy rich people” Lucas sighed, shaking his head

“I’m back man, here’s my Kermit plushie, white button down and black skinny jeans which are a bit too overpriced but Chan And woojin are rich so who cares” Jisung grinned

“Hey man....woah you gonna pay £50 for Kermit?” Lucas asked

“Actually Mr Wen gives me a discount so I pay £25” Jisung Said

“Cool cool, here ya go mate” Lucas handed over the cloths and Kermit plushie

“Ew you sound like Felix” Jisung scrunched his nose up in disgust

“Is it time to go home yet?” Lucas asked going into the staff room where minghao was drinking wine and BamBam was standing on the television stand to get a better WiFi signal

“Hmmmmm” Minghao checked the clock “Yeah, here’s your £95”

“I’m rich!” Lucas cheered

“Same!” BamBam grinned getting down from the tv stand

_____________at home______________________

“GUESS WHOS RICH AND 16?!?” Lucas yelled walking into the house

“....Soonyoung? Luhan?” Mark asked peeking his head out from the living room

“...well yes but IM RICH!” Lucas grinned

“How much money you got?” Jisung Asked

“£95!”

“Chenle’s richer”

“Yeah well the kids got a whole ass illegal business going on right under Uncle Taeil’s nose” Mark scoffed

“Hello Yukhei, how was work?” Taeyong asked taking the lasagne out of the oven

“Great! There are actually some really rich people like crazy rich people living around here...they spent like £100 on a jacket” Lucas said

“That’s lovely” Taeyong said

“Bet ya one of them was ZiTao” Jaehyun Said coming into the kitchen

“Actually he payed £175 on a jacket and shirt but that’s because he got a discount otherwise he’d pay £215.50” Lucas explained try me to remember the exact prices

“Man do I wish I was that rich....” Jaehyun sighed

“At least we’re financially stable” Taeyong Said

“True”

Jisung looked around their pretty expensive kitchen, then looked towards the living room where a small chandelier was hanging on the roof over a flat screen tv

He sighed

‘They talk as if we’re in poverty...’ Jisung thought shaking his head

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“Chan And woojin are out of town and left Felix and Minho in charge, Felix set the sink on fire and Minho let’s us starve or get kfc and we’re all broke as fuck” Jeongin sighed picking up a Tesco’s sandwich

“How do you set the sink on fire?” Chenle Asked

“I dunno...how do you set your whole pool on fire?” Felix Asked suddenly appearing

“....ok, that’ll be £1.15” chenle said turning to Jeongin, avoiding Felix’s eyes

“...dude...didn’t you flood the science lab though?” Jisung Asked

“...ok how much is this iced tea?” Felix asked quickly

“£2”

“Here” Felix said handing over the coin

——————later———————————

“I am still officially richer then Lucas!” Chenle cheered

“...why does it even matter?” Renjun asked walking beside him

Yuta was working late for a while Sicheng was currently away on a modelling job so the two had to walk home

“I must establish dominance by being the richest child on the street! If not then the richest under 18yr in town!” Chenle rolled his eyes

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“...what are you doing Le?” Renjun asked

Chenle was currently putting up huge, neon green sign with bold black writing which said ‘Chenle’s food and drinks corner’ on the wall in the corner of the playground

“I can’t have that idiot earn more money then me...I MUST BE THE RICHEST” chenle said, smiling in triumphant after finally succeeding to put up the sign

“Which idiot, we have a lot of them around here....including you” Renjun raises an eyebrow

“Lucas obviously and what do you mean I’m an idiot...you don’t get a discount” Chenle folded his arms

“....whatever” Renjun shook his head as he walked away

“I’m here lele, here’s the Cadbury bars you wanted” Jisung grinned putting down the 20 chocolate bars down on the table

“Thanks” Chenle said pecking Jisung’s cheek

“Oh my god finally! Real food!” Jeongin grinned

“Real food?” Jisung Asked

“Chan And woojin are out of town and left Felix and Minho in charge, Felix set the sink on fire and Minho let’s us starve or get kfc and we’re all broke as fuck” Jeongin sighed picking up a Tesco’s sandwich

“How do you set the sink on fire?” Chenle Asked

“I dunno...how do you set your whole pool on fire?” Felix Asked suddenly appearing

“....ok, that’ll be £1.15” chenle said turning to Jeongin, avoiding Felix’s eyes

“...dude...didn’t you flood the science lab though?” Jisung Asked

“...ok how much is this iced tea?” Felix asked quickly

“£2”

“Here” Felix said handing over the coin

——————later———————————

“I am still officially richer then Lucas!” Chenle cheered

“...why does it even matter?” Renjun asked walking beside him

Yuta was working late for a while Sicheng was currently away on a modelling job so the two had to walk home

“I must establish dominance by being the richest child on the street! If not then the richest under 18yr in town!” Chenle rolled his eyes

“Whatever you say” Renjun sighed “I’ll be off at Jaemin then, you can walk the rest of the way alone”

“WHAT?!? ALONE?! What i-i-if I get kidnapped, or even worse...Ha-h-have my money stolen?!” Chenle cried

“Sucks to you then” Renjun rolled his eyes

“TAKE ME WITH YOU!” Chenle demanded

“WHAT?! No! I don’t bug you when you go to Jisung’s!” Renjun refused

“I’ll tell Jeno that you’re the ‘dickhead’ who took the last portion of chips!” Chenle smirked

“....fine, Common you nuisance” Renjun sighed in defeat

“Yay!” Chenle cheered

The two walked towards the big White House which was at the end of NCT street and beginning of Red Velvet lane. Renjun pressed the doorbell

“Ding dong” Chenle Said

“Don’t embarrass me in front of Jaemin’s parents...” renjun shook his head

“Don’t they like you?” Chenle Asked

“Of course they do but they don’t know YOU” renjun said

Chenle smirked

“Oh hello Renjun, Jaemin’s in the living room” Irene smiled

“Hi mrs Son” Renjun smiled entering the house

“Oh...who’s this?” Irene asked looking at Chenle

“I’m Chenle!” Chenle grinned

“He’s my little brother...I bought him with me because our parents aren’t home and he doesn’t want to walk home alone” Renjun explained “I hope you don’t mind...”

“Oh no no no it’s absolutely fine dear” Irene smiled at Renjun then Chenle “I made extra food anyways”

“Thank you Mrs....” chenle grinned then trailed off looking at Renjun

“Son”

“Mrs Son” Chenle grinned showing off his teeth

“Awww” Irene cooed at Chenle the. Disappeared into the kitchen

“Hi Junnie!” Jaemin grinned pecking Renjun’s cheek

He told his parents about Jeno and Renjun the day after he came back, unsurprisingly they were cool with it

“Ew” Chenle gagged

“I didn’t ask you to come, why didn’t you go to Jisungs?” Renjun asked

“Cause he’s got dance club....loser” Chenle grumbled

“Oh hey Renjun And.......” Wendy trailed off as her eyes landed on chenle

“Chenle!” Chenle grinned angelically

“Awww he’s so cute, why can’t you be like that Jaemin?” Wendy Asked

“...this kids like 1 year younger then me and is basically the devil! You can practically hear is evil dolphins laugh!” Jaemin complained

Wendy just ignored him

“Is this your brother Renjun?”

“...sadly” Renjun sighed

Chenle laughed his iconic dolphins laugh

“You’re so funny gege”

“Awwww his laughs so cute” Irene cooed as she entered the living room

“His laugh literally shattered Uncle kun’s kitchen window!” Jaemin complained again and was also ignored again

“Oh that smells really nice” Chenle complimented Irene sweetly

“Thank you darling, Jaemin never compliments my cooking” Irene smiled

“BUT!” Jaemin protested

“Have fun kids, don’t break anything, don’t kill anyone, nothing inappropriate” Wendy said as she and Irene left to head to the dining room and kitchen

“You’re fucking rich” Chenle Said plopping down on the white leather couch

“No shit” Jaemin grumbled

“Not as rich as me”

“No fucking shit”

“Why do you always put up that angel act in front of adults?” Renjun Asked raising a eyebrow

“What act” Chenle smirked “go get me a twin Nana”

“No get it yourself” Jaemin squinted his eyes

“I don’t wanna and I’ll tell your parents you’re being mean to me” Chenle pouted mockingly then smirked

“Fuck You” Jaemin cursed getting up from the couch

“Why did you even come here?!” Renjun sighed

“Because I wanted to ruin your couple time” chenle smirked

“Why?! I never ruin your time with jisung!”

“Because you’re you and I’m me besides the only reason you don’t is cause you’re too busy with homework nowadays”

“Here’s you motherfucking twix dickhead” Jaemin glared at chenle as he threw the chocolate at him

“Thanks, Where’s your remote?” Chenle ask before stuffing a whole bar into his mouth

“I wanted to watch X factor!” Renjun complained

“Well suck it up, I wanna watch victorious” Chenle his tongue out

“Hey at least we can...talk besides I relate to jade on a spiritual level” Jaemin tried comforting his sulky boyfriend

“Fine” renjun grumbled

“SING WITH ME PEASANTS!” Chenle ordered before screeching to the theme song

Jaemin closed his eyes sighing with the thought ‘he’s only here temporarily, prison doesn’t have coke (the legal kind)’

Renjun sighed in annoyance thinking ‘mum and dad would ground me if I murder him’

“HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN-“ chenle screamed with passion

“Here I am once again-“ renjun and jaemin followed with far less passion and enthusiasm

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“Thank you for the dinner it was delicious” Chenle smiled

Renjun scoffed and Jaemin rolled his eyes

“No problem dear, would you like some cake?” Irene asked

“...what flavour is it?” Chenle Asked

“Chocolate of course but we also have a vanilla one” Wendy grinned

“...if it’s not too much trouble, can I have both?” Chenle looked down at his feet then shyly looked up

“Of course it’s not too much trouble, what about you renjun?” Irene smiled then asked Renjun

“I’ll have chocolate please” Renjun answered

“Ok then” Irene said then headed towards the kitchen

“H-Hey! What about me?!” Jaemin pouted

“Nah, we only have enough for 3 people and chenle wants 2 son” Wendy said as she left the dinning room

“You little-“ Jaemin started then stopped as soon as he heard Irene’s footsteps getting closer “angel, I’m so glad you’re here” he finished through gritted teeth

“Here’s you cakes to Chenle, here’s yours Renjun....and here’s some vanilla yogurt” Irene passed the food

“Is this the Aldi one?” Jaemin Asked

“Yeah” And with that Irene left

“This isn’t vanilla yogurt, it’s more like slightly thicker milk with a label saying vanilla yogurt stuck onto it” Jaemin grumbled

“...you can have a bite of my cake...” renjun offered

“Jeno would give me 3/4 of the cake...” Jaemin mumbled

“First of all, he’d give you half of the cake and second of all I’m not Jeno, I’m Renjun be glad I’m even giving you more then a single crumb” Renjun deadpanned

“...just lemme have a bite” Jaemin sighed

Renjun lifted the cake towards Jaemin Mouth as Jaemin took a bite of the cake. The two looked at each other, eye to eye.

And just like those cliche books and movies Jaemin got some icing on his face

“Uh you have some icing on your face...” Renjun Said putting the cake back onto the plate

“Really? W-where?” Jaemin asked moving his hand to his face

“Here...” Renjun said wiping the icing off his face as he still kept eye contact with Jaemin

The two kept looking at each other as Renjun wipes the icing off in slow motion

Suddenly Chenle coughed, ruining the mood

“Oh look at us, we’re so happy and gay and not dead inside, get fucked both of you” Chenle grumbled

“You have your own boyfriend!” Renjun shook his head

“And we are dead inside!” Jaemin added

[Time skip]

__________Nakamoto Household__________

“SICHENGIE COME BACK!” Yuta wailed to the frames picture of Sicheng that he kept by the tv so, to quote your Yuta “everyone could appreciate true beauty”

“....Mum’s only gone for 2 days dad....” Chenle said as he judged Yuta from the couch

Yuta was on the floor as he sobbed while looking at the picture

“B-BUT 48 HOURS IS SO LONG!” Yuta complained

“....how did you even survive when you two didn’t live together?...you know when you first got together in high school...” Renjun asked

At that moment Kun entered, carrying a cup of coffee

Kun decided to come over since without Sicheng the kids wouldn’t have a responsible(er) adult in this house since yuta would probably be having a mental break down (which he is)

“He didn’t” Kun answered “but in the end we all managed to ruin his time with Sicheng Anyways”

Flashback

“Don’t you live in the opposite direction yuta?” Johnny asked

Him, Taeyong, Ten, Sicheng And Kun were walking home when suddenly Yuta joined them

“I’m going to Winko’s house for a sleepover!” Yuta grinned

“Again?” Ten asked

“Unfortunately” Sicheng muttered

Suddenly Taeyong, who still wasn’t ok with the relationship (“I don’t want someone like Yushit corrupting my innocent Winwinnie”) got an idea

He smirked to himself

“....can we join the sleepover then...?” Taeyong asked

Ten who caught onto what Taeyong was doing smirked as he joined in

“...you know it would be more fun with more people...” Ten grinned

“Sure you can come over” Sicheng agreed oblivious to everything cause he didn’t really care

“W-what? Noooo it’s only supposed to be me and winko!!!” Yuta complained

“It’s been only you and ‘winko’ for the past 6 weeks mate, it’s more fun with more people anyways” Johnny rolled his eyes

“I should invite the rest then” Kun said already calling Taeil first(for reasons)

“Not Taeil!” Yuta Yelled

“Shut up you’re attracting unnecessary attention” Taeyong rolled his eyes “imma call Jaehyun”

“I’ll call Doyoung” Ten said

Yuta frowned as he put his arm around Sicheng

“Awww stop frowning you look terrible” Sicheng teased before he pecked Yuta’s cheek

Yuta stopped frowning then quickly pecked sicheng’s lips

Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad

_________________later______________________

Ok it was bad

Taeil was trying to make moves on sicheng who couldn’t care less, Johnny refused to give up his place in the corner of Sicheng’s bed which was normally where Yuta sat, Taeyong wouldn’t let Yuta kiss sicheng, Kun wasn’t helping and doyoung wouldn’t let yuta have more then 1 tube of smarties

Ten was going through Sicheng’s room to find anything blackmail worth (so far he had found out that sicheng used to have a secret boyfriend that no one knew of and, well it wasn’t blackmail for sicheng but he had found a copy of Taeyong’s TYtrack on loop)

“GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM COW TAIL!” Yuta Yelled

“NO YUTERUS!” Taeil glared, still hugging Sicheng

“AND YOU JOHNATHAN! GET OUT OF MY SPOT!” Yuta turned to point at Johnny

“It doesn’t have your name on it dude” Johnny said, refusing to move

“KUN HELP ME!” Yuta demanded

Kun sighed as he got up from the floor

“Taeil get off my cousin please.....I’ll buy you Macdonalds” Kun said

“.......” Taeil sniffed after considering then let go (he’ll cling onto him later)

“Winko-Chan!” Yuta grinned before tackling sicheng

“...Kun....?” Sicheng looked at his cousin with pleading eyes

Kun sighed

“...I’ll pay for your next date....?” Kun offered

“.....can it be as expensive as I want?” Yuta Asked raising an eyebrow

“Sure whatever” Kun said since ya know they were high schoolers and all the extremely expensive places were way to far for their parents to approve of them going to

“Stab stan little bitch” Ten said poking Taeyong with a straw

“Who the fuck you calling a bitch.....bitch” Taeyong glared

“You bitch”

“Really bitch”

“Yes you deaf bitch”

“You’re the deaf bitch here bitch”

“How am I the deaf bitch, bitch”

“Cause Ms H had to repeat the question 5 times for you bitch”

“Ok enough” Johnny cut them off

“I like ms h” Jaehyun said “she’s cool”

“Yeah she never sets homework” Doyoung grinned

“Man I wish I had her for maths” Yuta sighed

“I want toast” Ten announced

“You know where the kitchen is” Sicheng deadpanned

“...that was an offer for you to make it for me” Ten sighed “oh well”

Ten got up and left Sicheng’s room to head towards the kitchen so he could make some toast

“Ah I want ice cream” Taeil Said

“...same but I finished it” Sicheng sighed

“Didn’t you restock...yesterday?” Taeyong Asked

“Yeah but I was watching hwarang yesterday! Sun woo didn’t deserve to die!” Sicheng frowned

“True like honestly fuck the queen” Doyoung nodded

“The queen and the officials piss me off so much! At first Ban Ryu pissed me off a lot too but he became less hateble as the show continued” Jaehyun added

“Ugh I know right like at first I wanted to fly kick him into the 22nd century” Taeyong rolled his eyes

“Ok but My ID is gangnam beauty tho” Yuta grinned

“Ugh yas! I honestly felt kinda bad for Soo A after hearing her story” Doyoung Said

“When Mi Rae rejected Kyungseok...I felt that like ACCEPT HIM! YOU LIKE HIM TOO!” Taeil cried

“SAME A PART OF ME BROKE IN THE RAIN SCENE” Taeyong also cried

“Like Kyungseok never liked anyone! You’re special!” Johnny added

The rest all muttered agreements when suddenly

“SICHENG I’LL BUT YOU A NEW TOASTER! BUT YOUR KITCHENS ON FIRE AND I THINK WE HAVE EMACULATE!” Ten suddenly ran in yelling

“Emaculate?” Doyoung raised an eyebrow

“Yeah you know when everyone has to leave a place” Ten said

“That’s evacuate idiot” Doyoung deadpanned

“WHO CARES I CAN SMELL THE FIRE!” Johnny yelled panicking “WE HAVE TO GET OUT!”

“Actually you’re smelling the smoke and cinders-“ Jaehyun started

“WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR CHEMISTRY LESSON JEFF!” Johnny cut him off

“GUYS WE HAVE TO GET OUT!” Yuta shouted

“How’d you set my toaster on fire” Sicheng asked calmly as if his house wasn’t burning down at the moment

“I put the butter on the bread them put the bread in the toaster” Ten explained

“Oh my days....” Taeyong sighed “Butter has oil in it Ten! You can’t put oily things into toasters”

“Well I’m sorry we can’t all be in set 1 science” Ten rolled his eyes

“GUYS WE GOTTA GET OUT!” Kun yelled

“Quick someone put your hand on the door knob to see if the fires outside!” Jaehyun ordered trying to remember
what the fireman told them in primary

Kun quickly made his way to the door and put the back of his hand on the knob hoping it was cold

“FUCK! ITS HOT WE CANT USE THE DOOR!” Kun cursed

“The pool right below my window” Sicheng Said still oddly calm

Ten gave him a strange look due to how calm he was

“....so?” Johnny asked

“WE JUMP INTO THE POOL DUMBASS!” Taeil Yelled making his way to the way to the large window

“Well aren’t we luck the windows big enough to fit Johnny tall ass” Ten said

“WE DON’T HAVE TIME TO BE JEALOUS OF JOHNS HEIGHT!” Yuta shouted trying to push Taeil out the window so he could escape quicker

“....Will we die?” Jaehyun Asked gesturing towards the window

“IF WE DONT JUMP WR STILL DIE!” Taeyong yelled

“....nah we won’t I’ve done this before” Sicheng answered

“Ok here I go yall!” Taeil announced getting ready to jump out the window

“QUICKLY!” Yuta shouted as he pushed Taeil

“OH MY GO-YUTA YOU LITTLE SHIT!” Taeil screeched as he headed towards his doom (the Dong’s large pool with a rubber duck floating around)

SPLASH!

Taeil landed into the pool, soaking wet as water splashed everywhere

“YOU MOONY?!” Ten shouted from the window

Taeil just groaned giving a thumbs up

“HERE I COME THEN!” Chittaphon shouted as he jumped out the window and into the pool

SPLASH!

“Oh I never noticed the rubber duck” Ten grinned as a swam is way towards the giant yellow duck

“MAKE WAY FOR CHICAGO!” Johnny shouted as launched himself out of the window

“THIS IS THE UK MATE! WE DONT GOT NO ROOM FOR CHICAGO!” Taeil shouted as he tried to swim further away from where guessed Johnny was going to land

SPLASH!

“Oh rubber duckie!” Johnny grinned noticing the rubber duck

“BACK OFF ITS MINE!” Ten scowled

“YEAH WHATEVER MOVE JOHNNY THE REST OF US MIGHT DIE!” Taeyong Yelled just before he jumped

SPLASH!

“Oh thank the lord this pools clean unlike Jaehyun” Taeyong sighed in relief

SPLASH!

Jaehyun had jumped without letting anyone know

“What’s that supposed to mean TyTrack?” He asked

“It means you pools disgusting and oh my god move Kun’s coming” Taeyong pulled Jaehyun with him as he swam away

SPLASH!

“MOVE AWAY FROM MR QUACKINGTON!” Kun Yelled at Ten

“Mr Quackington?” Johnny asked

“Mr Quackington” Kun nodded in confirmation

“No! I like Mr Quackington!” Ten frowned, clinging onto the yellow duck

“SHUT UP YALL THE SUPERIOR BEING HIS COMING!” Doyoung announced as he jumped off the window ledge

“Who made you superior even wasps have more purpose” Taeyong snorted

SPLASH!

“Ok even Johnny has more purpose then a wasp” Doyoung said

“YOU GO FIRST WINKO!” They all heard yuta yell

“Nah it’s cool you go” Sicheng denied the offer

“We’ll both go!” Yuta announced

“....that’s dangerous” Sicheng Said

“BRO WE LITERALLY JUMPED OUT OF A WINDOW TO ESCAPE A BURNING BUILDING!” Jaehyun yelled

“Fair enough” sicheng shrugged, taking Yuta’s hand

The two climbed onto the window ledge

“I LOVE YOU SICHENG!” Yuta announces to the whole world

Ten and Taeyong face palmed

Kun shook his head as he sighed

“I love you too...I guess” Sicheng finished off with a smile

“LETS JUMP!” Yuta grinned

The two jumped (actually yuta jumped but he was holding Sicheng’s hand so like the poor dude also got pulled down)

SPLASH!

“WE’RE ALIVE!” Yuta grinned

“Oh my god! You both got out just in time-LOOK!” Taeil pointed towards Sicheng’s bedroom window

There was a bright amber, orangey red flame eating away the wooden desk that used to be near the window

“OUR PHONES!” Doyoung Yelled as he suddenly remembered their brick phones (this was the past ok-actually I was alive when the first smartphone came out....fml)

“Is cool I grabbed all our phones and wallets and put them in my backpack” Johnny smiled holding up his thankfully water proof leather bag

“He has a brain?” Taeyong Asked bewildered

“Wow”

*end of Flashback*

“....so mums house burnt down thanks to uncle Ten?” Chenle asked

“Yup” Kun nodded

“Mr Quackington?” Renjun raises is eyebrows

“Yup” Kun nodded again

“Actually the duck in our pool is mr Quackington” Yuta Said as he stopped sobbing for a moment

“HE’S ALIVE?!” Asked Kun

“Well yeah...he was the only thing that didn’t burn down” yuta shrugged

“MR QUACKINGTON!” Kun grinned as he ran towards the garden

“He’s in the indoor pool Kun” Yuta shook his head

Kun changed his direction and headed towards the indoor pool

“I thought he was the normal uncle” Renjun sighed

“We live in Nct street, not even Becky the beta fish is normal” chenle sighed, gesturing towards his pet beta fish, who was currently doing somersaults on the sand at the bottom of her tank

Chapter Text

“GET THE FUCK AWAY YOU LANKY ASS ASIAN JUSTIN BEIBER!” A very angry Johnny yelled, barging into the living room startling the luwoo couple

Johnny had just come home from work (laying around in basement 3, eating, occasionally conversing with Sehun and throwing darts at a picture of his boss)

He had no time for this “youthful stupidity” as he liked call it

“DAD!” Jungwoo shouted at his dearest father who had just interrupted his VERY innocent cuddling session with Lucas

“Awww Mr. Seo man” Lucas groaned

“Don’t you ‘man’ me young man” Johnny glared “step away from my son....well Scoot away from him at least”

“Common hun...let the kids cuddle at least” Ten sighed

“No Jungwoo is too young to do so...” Johnny said turning his head the other way

“He’s 16” Ten deadpanned “he’ll be moving out soon, off to college”

“Nope...I’m buying him a car so he can drive home everyday” Johnny stated

Jungwoo rolled his eyes at his dad’s ridiculous idea

“But Jeno has TWO boyfriends! TWO! And you’re perfectly fine with it” Jungwoo pouted

“Yeah but I trust Renjun and Jaemin” Johnny said

“Ouch...Mr. Seo...that hurts” Lucas frowned

“What about Donghyuck and Mark” Jungwoo asked again

“Even I can answer that...it’s Mark the one we should be worried about not Donghyuck” Ten snorted

“True” both Lucas and Jungwoo nodded

Speaking of the devil-

“AND HERES MY BIG BRO JUNGWOO!!! oh hi Lucas, he’s the dumbass that used a surfboard and cooking oil to slide into the pool back in Disney world” Donghyuck Yelled into his camera

“....what are you doing...?” Ten sighed

“Recording my new vlog! Gotta hit 10mil quick!” Donghyuck grinned

“Jake Paul is quacking” Johnny snorted

“Do you even know who Jake Paul is?” Jungwoo raised an eyebrow

“Yeah he’s the...uh asian guy that roasts kids!” Johnny said

“No dad...that’s Ricegum...Jake Paul is the blond dude that made that annoying ass song everyday bro” Donghyuck rolled his eyes

“People these days...with their weird names like...The Weekend....why the weekend? Why not week day? And Lucas...who names themselves such a basic name like Lucas?” Johnny shook his head

Lucas frowned again

Jungwoo rolled his eyes and Donghyuck just snickered

“This is coming from a guy called Johnny” Ten pointed out

“Johnny du du du du du-“ Lucas started

“Sweetie...stop” Jungwoo interrupted him

“Ok”

“And didn’t you’re year 8 Facebook bio say ‘hi guys I’m Johnny...Suh’?” Ten Asked raising an eyebrow

“U-uh....” Johnny got out his phone “oh looks like Mr. Lee is calling guys.....yes yes mr Lee”

And with that Johnny suh quickly exited the living room

“Thanks for the vlog content!” Donghyuck grinned

“Whatever” Ten said before going into the kitchen to start on dinner (procrastinating for for 15-20min, then getting Johnny to cook or call Taeil over)

“Marks coming over in a minute by the way” Donghyuck informed the couple

“Cool” Jungwoo smiled

“Aw Common man!” Lucas groaned, he doesn’t hate Mark it’s just....he nags too much....like have some fun man

DING DONG!

“That should be Mark!” Donghyuck grinned, getting up and sprinting towards the door “MARK!-...why are they here...?”

Right behind Mark stood jisung and next to him was Chenle, next to chenle was Renjun And next to Renjun was Jeno and behind Jeno was Jaemin who was on his phone trying to beat level 3 in angry birds

“So dad’s coming home late and Mums outta town, The idiots here so Jisung had no one to look after him or feed him according to dad-“ Mark started

“We all know I’m old enough to call Macdonalds” Jisung butted in

“Yeah whatever anyways so I had to take Jisung with me but Jisung insisted Chenle comes along cause he’ll be lonely with the all these couples around him but Chenle said Renjun had to come with him cause he’s scared someone would ambush him and take his £120 from his wallet but Renjun was with Jeno and Jaemin so Jeno decided it would be a good idea since he lives here anyways and they can just spend next weekend at Jaemin’s instead so in the end everyone decided to come but as Jeno said ‘I live there you dumbass either way I would be coming’ and as Chenle said ‘I need Renjun as a trade incase someone steals from me’ and as Jisung said ‘I’ll tell mum that you left me unsupervised to fend for myself you dipshit’ so now we’re all here” Mark finished explaining, exhaling

“....well....come inside then I guess....” Donghyuck sighed

“MUM! WE’RE ALL HERE!” Jeno yelled as he stepped inside

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE ALL HERE?!” Ten Yelled back from the kitchen

“ALL THE KIDS ON THE STREET! JAEMIN, RENJUN, CHENLE, MARK AND JISUNG!” Jeno answered

“Guess I’ll call all the adults then...and say it’s a cooking bonding exercise...?...yeah I’ll do that” Ten muttered to himself, calling Taeil first

“Taeil, get your ass here right now and cook! I don’t care if you’re older...ok thank I love you platonically”

He called Doyoung next

“Congrats! You have been invited over for a bonding exercise at my house....we’ll be cooking as a form of bonding.....thanks”

Now time for Kun

“Chenle And renjun are here with Lucas, Sichengs outta town...thanks”

That was easy now Jaehyun

“You’re a chef at a very well known restaurant! You’ll be able to one up everyone in the cooking challenge!........MAKE TY PROUD!”

Ok then Yuta should be very easy

“Hi..............Ok stop crying I get it you miss him anyways what about.....you come over and participate in cooking as a form of bonding.......Sicheng would be proud...k”

Ok now he’s got everyone coming over time to inform Johnny

“JOHNNY EVERYONE’S COMING OVER!” Ten hollered

“Ugh...what are we making?” Johnny asked coming into the kitchen

“Well since all the kids are here and the adults are coming over make whatever you want we’re having a contest” Ten grinned, in all honesty it wasn’t a contest he just knew that calling it a contest meant that all of them would at least attempt at making something edible

“oh that’s cool!” Johnny grinned back “I’m making hot dogs! Chicago style”

Ding Dong!

“OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR ITS RAINING SHIT TONES!...well at least we can’t see Yuta’s ugly tears” everyone inside heard doyoung scream from outside

“SHUT UP IM NOT CRYING!” They heard Yuta yell

“Shut the fuck up! I don’t want suho complaining about the noise again” Ten said, opening the door

“Wooo! It’s cold out there” Jaehyun stated shaking his soaking hair

“Just cause Taeyong isn’t here doesn’t mean you act like an animal and spray us with water from your lice filled hair” Kun glared, trying to avoid the water

“I do not have lice” Jaehyun frowned

“True, Taeyong would’ve divorced him if he did” Yuta smirked

“You were crying a flood because Sicheng left town for a while” Jaehyun glared

“Yes I did” Yuta admitted not at all embarrassed

“Ok so what are you all making?” Ten Asked

“I’ll be making lobster” Jaehyun stated proudly

“We don’t have a lobster or most of the ingredients” Ten said

“I bought my own in” Jaehyun grinned holding up a bag “I stole it from work”

“Taeyong’s disappointed anyways next” Ten said

“I’ll be making tempura, JAPAN!” Yuta grinned

“At least it’s original unlike Jeff’s” Ten sighed

“I’ll be making tteokbokki” Doyoung said

“Ok” Ten motioned for Kun to continue

“I’ll be making soup dumplings” Kun

“Of course” Ten nodded his head in approval

“Jajangmyeon” Taeil smiled

“Oooh haven’t had that in forever” Ten approved

~~~~~~~~~~later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“TAEIL YOU FUCKTARD MOVE!” Yuta yelled trying shove Taeil away from the stove

“OH WOW FIRST YOU STEAL SICHENG AND NOW THE STOVE!” Taeil glared pushing yuta back

“DON’T BRING WINKO IN TO THIS!” Yuta glared back as he pushed Taeil even harder

“JOHNNY YOU SUSAGE IS BURNING!” Jaehyun Yelled, not taking his eyes off the sausages that were nearly on fire

“OH SHIT! NO NO NO! FUCK MY LIFE! THIS BITCH ASS TIMER FUCKING-“ Johnny started cursing...a lot as he turned of the stove and tried to cool the sausages down by fanning it with a cutting board

“DONT EAT MY FUCKING RICE CAKES CHITTAPHON!” Doyoung screeched at Ten

“THEN DON’T EAT MY SHRIMP!” Ten screeched back

“SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!” Kun Yelled

“....uh when’s dinner gonna be ready?” Jungwoo asked, peeking his head in through the door

“Soon son!” Johnny grinned while still fanning the sausages

Jungwoo just sighed and went back into the living room

“Well we’re gonna need a new kitchen” He sighed, plopping down next to Lucas

“That bad huh?” Mark said, looking up from the game of snakes and ladders he was playing with Donghyuck, Jeno and Renjun

“STOP CHEATING DONGHYUCK! I SAW YOU MOVE YOUR COUNTER ONE SQUAR HIGHER!” Renjun yelled, tackling Donghyuck onto the thankfully soft carpeted floor

“NO! NO MURDERING MARKER’S BOYFRIEND!” Jaemin shouted, prying renjun off Donghyuck

“Aren’t you gonna do anything?” Chenle Asked Mark

“....no..we all know Renjun would dislocate one of my limbs by accident” Mark sighed

“True” Lucas agrees remembering the time when he was stuck in hospital cause I got in the way of Renjun attacking some poor dude

________________time skip__________________

“Wow...” Jaemin was speechless

One the table was an international variety of food

“We eating good tonight!” Chenle “...I think”

“Well dig in” Johnny grinned

“Ooh soup dumplings!” Renjun grinned reaching for the...box?

“OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR CHITTAPHON WE’RE DRENCHED AND FREEZING!” The suddenly heard a very familiar voice yell from outside followed by another very familiar voice yelling

“IF I GET PNEUMONIA BECAUSE OF YOU THEN IM SUEING!”

Yuta’s face lit up in surprise, relief and joy

Ten rolled his, groaning as he got up to open the door

“Why did you come back so early? Why did you even come back at all?” He asked

“Nice to know we’re wanted” Taeyong snorted

“The shoot ended earlier and we didn’t fancy staying there any longer” Sicheng answered

“Well come inside then I suppose” Ten sighed “ how do even know we’re all here anyways?”

“Jisung texted me” Taeyong Said

“Makes sense”

“WINKO!” Yuta shot up from his seat

“Hey Yuta, oooh you made Tempuras” sicheng grinned immediately taking a seat next to Yuta

“Just for you” Yuta said

“...really?....imma still them” Lucas shrugged

“Babe!” Jaehyun smiled at Taeyong

“I’m guessing you made lobster?” Taeyong Asked

“Yup! Taste it!”

Taeyong sat down across from Jaehyun, he took a bit of the lobster

“...oh it’s actually really good” he nodded his head in approval

“...wait!....did we turn the stove off?” Ten asked

The adults minus Taeyong and Sicheng all looked at each other

“SHIT!” Kun Yelled

Chapter Text

“So Lucas can sleep in Jungwoo’s roo-“

“No” Johnny cut off Ten who glared at him

“Dad! We’re not going to do anything! Especially not with all of you here!” Jungwoo sighed

“So if we weren’t here-“ Johnny squinted his eyes

“Shut up Johnny” Ten glared

“Ok” Johnny sighed

“Anyways Lucas can sleep in Jungwoo’s room, Mark, Chenle and Jisung can be in Donghyuck’s room, Renjun and Jaemin can be in Jeno’s then” Ten said “Any complaints?”

“Actually-“ Donghyuck raised his hand

“None ok” Ten cut him off

“...” Donghyuck frowned

“Where do we sleep then Chittaphon and Johnathan?” Doyoung asked, raising an eyebrow

“The guest rooms duh” Ten rolled his eyes

“You only have 3 spare room...” Taeil pointed out

“Yes well some people have 1 if they’re even lucky most don’t even have a single one” Johnny huffed

“Now isn’t the time to bitch about your shitty apartment from when you were in college” Yuta rolled his eyes

“Anyways we can have the other married couples occupying two of the rooms which will leave 1 so you sad single people can fight over it” Ten nodded his head towards the uncles

“I’m not sad” Kun glared

“I am” Doyoung Said

“I think I should get the guest room!” Taeil announced

“Well I think you shouldn’t, I should” Doyoung scoffed

“I am a police officer, I should” Kun said

“What does your career have do with this?” Doyoung asked

“Cause I have a successful one...or one at all” Kun smirked

“Shut up, you couldn’t even put the fire out in the kitchen, no wonder you’re not a fireman” Doyoung glared

“And now we don’t have a working stove” Ten muttered

“We can go to Macdonalds for breakfast!” Johnny grinned

“YES!” Yuta fist bumped the air

“Well....why don’t you three, share the room” Ten suggested to the uncles

“.........fine” Taeil shrugged

“We’re making a blanket fort!” Doyoung grinned

“Oh my days....” Kun sighed

_____________11:59pm______________________

“...psst.....psst Jisung....PSST JISUNG!” Chenle Whisper yelled, poking Jisung who was sleeping next to him

“.....w-what le...?” A very sleepy Jisung asked, rolling over and rubbing his eyes

“I think there’s a ghost” Chenle whispered

“What do you mean a ghost?” Jisung Asked raising an eyebrow

“LOOK!” Chenle whisper yelled again, pointing towards the slightly open door
Outside was a man standing there on his phone, but he wasn’t speaking

“OH MY GOD!” Jisung whisper yelled back, getting up and speed walking to where Mark and Donghyuck were cuddling “MARK!!! SHARPIE!!! LOSER!!!! WAKE UP!!!!” He whispered loudly

“Huh...?....w-what....?” A very tired Mark asked, yawning and rubbing his eyes

“THERES A FREAKING GHOST!” Jisung whispered

At the mention of there a being a ghost, the one and only Donghyuck woke up

“WHAT!-“ Donghyuck scream got muffled by Jisung’s hand

“Shut up the ghost will know we’re here!” Chenle whisper Yelled from the other side

“Mark go check if it’s still there, if it’s not then we run to Jungwoo’s room” Donghyuck demanded

“Why me!” Mark protested

“You’re related to Lucas, maybe you have some of his ghost scaring genes” Donghyuck rolled his eyes

“Jisung is also related to him”

“He’s the baby here, we can’t sacrifice him...”

Mark just sighed, getting up
He tip toed towards the door

The black silhouette walked away and headed towards the other side

“It’s leaving!” Mark said quietly

“RUN!” Donghyuck whisper yelled

The four all ran towards Jungwoo’s room, pushing the door open

Jungwoo immediately woke up, detaching himself from Lucas

“What’s wrong with you guys...it’s....” He looked at checked his phone, which was on the bedside table next to him “...12am”

“THERES A GHOST!” Chenle whisper yelled

“Ghost...?” Jungwoo snickered

“Yes ghost, wave that idiot up...ghost are afraid of him” Mark squinted his eyes

“You guys are ridiculous” Jungwoo shook his head in disappointment

He slowly tapped Lucas on the shoulder, leaning down to whisper “Renjun is the same height as you” into his ear

“WHAT?!” Lucas immediately woke up

“Shut up” Jisung shushed him

“Is Renjun Really the same height as me?” Lucas asked, whispering

“No you idiot” Chenle rolled his eyes

“Thank god, now why’d you guys wake me up...why are you even here?” Lucas asked again

“There’s a fucking ghost” Donghyuck whispered

“...common I’m not that dumb” Lucas said with an unimpressed face

Suddenly the lights flickered on then back off

Donghyuck immediately cling onto Mark who cling onto him back

“Common I know it was you Chenle” Lucas rolled his eyes

“No it wasn’t! I was right next to Jisung the entire time! We’re both way to far from the light switch to turn it on!” Chenle denied

Jungwoo turned his phone light on and sure enough Chenle was next to Jisung....maybe he moved...?

“Non of us moved!” Jisung Said

“I don’t believe you” Lucas said monotoned

All of a sudden the lights turned back on again then suddenly the bulb shattered almost falling directly onto Mark’s head if he didn’t have quick reflexes and moved out the way

“SEE! MARK COULDVE BEEN SEVERELY HURT HIMSELF! WHY WOULD WE DO THAT JUST TO SCARE YOU!” Donghyuck yelled

“....I mean...how did they even manage to reach up there so quickly to break it...?” Jungwoo asked, slightly scared

“Holy shit!” Lucas gasped

CRASH!

The huge mirror in Jungwoo’s room had shattered

“DUDE!” Chenle whisper yelled

At that moment Renjun had walked in followed by Jeno and Jaemin

“Can yall shut up! Stop breaking stuff” renjun glared

“IT WASNT US!” Jisung protested

“THERES A GHOST!” Lucas said

“...really? Ghost.....yall are in high school” Jaemin raised an eyebrow

“We’re not kidding! Look at the lightbulb! Why would I break my lightbulb and mirror?!” Jungwoo pointed towards all the shattered stuff

“...Lucas broke the light bulb and either Donghyuck or Chenle broke the mirror” Jeno said

“Are you really joining in with them Jungwoo?” Renjun asked

“ITS REAL!” Mark protested, still shook from the lightbulb incident

“I thought you were the most sane here Mark” Jaemin sighed

“Shhh shut up” Chenle said

Everyone shut up

Suddenly there was some whispering heard and footsteps

CRASH!

The cup of water that was on the table Jungwoo used to study at the other side of then room, away from anyone, fell on the floor and shattered

“YOU SAW THAT RIGHT?! ALL OF US WE WERE RIGHT HERE!” Chenle Asked in fear

Jaemin gulped and nodded

“....maybe it’s the wind?” Jeno said

“The window is right behind Lucas and it’s closed! And the wind isn’t strong enough to get to the other side of the room and knock over a glass filled with water” Donghyuck panicked

“Holy mother of-“ Renjun got cut off by the window suddenly opening

“THAT WASNT ME! I’ve been holding onto Jungwoo this entire time!” Lucas said waving his hands around

“He was actually” Jisung confirmed

“OW!” Jaemin Yelled

“What?” Renjun asked

Jaemin felt a terrible sting go up his arm, a painful feeling, as if a knife was piercing into him followed the sting

“Oh my go- NANA YOU’RE BLEEDING LIKE A LOT!” Jeno yelled, jumping away from Jaemin

“Oh my god that’s a deep cut” Jungwoo’s eyes widened

“U-uh” Renjun quickly grabbed one of Jungwoo’s shirts that was on the floor and wrapped it onto Jaemin’s bleeding arm

“....at least it’s an old shirt” Jungwoo mumbled

“Ok you saw that too! Why would any of us do that to him?! And non of us were even near him!” Chenle threw his hands up

“....Jesus...Christ” Jeno whispered

All of a sudden the door to Jungwoo’s room swung open and the silhouette that Chenle, Jisung and Mark (Donghyuck never saw the silhouette he just automatically believed there was a ghost) saw earlier walked in

The first thing that came into Mark’s mind was ‘why can’t we see the man’s face?’

The shadow man had glowing amber eyes and that’s all, everything else was a shadow

“HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST MOTHER OF GOOD AND FATHER OF PEACE SAINT JOHNATHAN BITCH ASS GIT PIG FACE GREASY ASS- WHAT IS THAT?!?” Lucas asked

Suddenly the shadow man grinned, showing off glowing amber teeth which matched his eyes, it moved closer towards Donghyuck who quickly ran behind a petrified Mark

“STAY AWAY FROM ME!” Donghyuck yelled, making a cross with his fingers from behind Mark

The shadow man made his way towards Jungwoo instead

Jungwoo screamed and jumped out of his bed followed by Lucas who grabbed a pillow as a shield

“JENO OPEN THE DOOR!” Chenle shouted

Jeno quickly grabbed the door knob

“OH FUCKING GREAT! ITS FUCKING STUCK!” Jeno screamed

“WE’RE STUCK HERE WITH THAT?!” Jisung asked pointing towards the shadow man

The grin on the shadow creatures face widened, it made its way towards Renjun this time

“RENJUN RUN!” Chenle Yelled at his brother

Renjun tried lifting his leg up but it suddenly felt way to heavy to lift, they felt like a huge block of metal

“I CAN’T MOVE!” Renjun shouted

The shadow man grabbed his arm

The feeling was strange, like air was touching Renjun but the hair also had lots of pins in it as well as fire

Renjun started screaming a blood curdling scream

At that moment the one and only Nakamoto Sicheng ran into the room, followed by Kim Doyoung

“What are you all doing here?” A tired Sicheng Asked

“...why is the light and mirror broke-oh my god! Jaemin! How did you get that nasty cut?!” Doyoung asked, eyes widening at all the blood that got soaked into the shirt

“It was a ghost!” Jaemin Said

“A shadow demon!” Jisung added

“...don’t be ridiculous, who broke the stuff and hurt Jaemin?” Sicheng scoffed

“HE WAS RIGHT HERE! HE NEARLY ATTACKED RENJUN!!!” Chenle Yelled, pointing towards his brother

“Isn’t that your dream come true?” Sicheng Asked then turned towards Renjun “did some shadow spirit really attack you?”

Renjun nodded vigorously, still petrified

“IT WAS RIGHT THERE!” Jisung pointed towards where Renjun was still frozen

“Ghosts aren’t real” Doyoung sighed

The kids didn’t say anything, instead they just stared at doyoung in fear

“What?” Doyoung asked

“Why are you looking at him like that? I get he’s not the best sight to see but you guys are just being a bit too ru-“ Sicheng immediately stopped what he was saying when I turned to look at doyoung, eyes widening in fear

“....w-what..?..s-sicheng...?....k-ki-kids?” Doyoung asked again, slowly as he started to feel scared

“Oh my god...you’re face” Sicheng gasped pointing towards Doyoungs face

“W-what about it?” Doyoung immediately touched his face and that’s when he felt warm blood dripping down from a part of his cheek that felt as if someone stuck a blade into it presumably where the cut was

“...ok you didn’t have a nasty cut on your face before did you?” Jungwoo asked

“N-no” Doyoung stuttered

Suddenly jaemin gasped

“BEHIND YOU!” He shouted, pointing at doyoung

Doyoung quickly turned around

The shadow creature had appeared again, grinning maliciously at Doyoung

“HOLY MOTHER OF-“ Sicheng started “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!” He finished not caring about swearing in front of kids

“WE DON’T KNOW!!!!” Mark yelled

“DOYOUNG MOVE!” Sicheng shouted

And just like Renjun, Doyoung’s legs suddenly felt like two huge blocks of metal

“I CANT MOVE!” He yelled in fear

The creature went out to reach for Doyoung and-

Darkness

“....oh my god” Chenle was the first to wake up

“What happened?” Jisung asked rubbing his head

“Ugh....why does my head hurt so much?” Mark had woke up

“Move your germ infested hands away from me!” Donghyuck suddenly spoke up, moving (not so gently) Lucas’ hand away from his face

“Ugh” Jungwoo woke up groaning, followed by Lucas

“..........was it all a dream then....?” Renjun suddenly asked as he woke up

Jeno looked outside. The morning sunlight blared into his eyes

“...what was?” Jeno asked “Jaemin getting a really bad cut, the cup shattering and then your mum and uncle Doyoung running in?”

“...woah...we had the same dream?” Lucas asked

“.....but that would be....impossible” Mark said

“...w-what would be impossible?” A very tired looking sicheng asked

“....wait if mums here...and Uncle Doyoung....oh my god!...it was real” Chenle Said in fear and amazement

“.....what?....no non of that happened” Doyoung denied

“But we all remember what happened a-and LOOK!” Mark pointed towards Doyoungs face “your cut is still there!”

“Mines still here too!” Jaemin said, looking at the wound with wide eyes

“Oh gosh...uh come with me Jaemin lemme get you a bandage and clear that wound up.....” Sicheng then looked at the rest “I think it would be best if we don’t tell anyone about this...”

“How do we explain....everything?” Donghyuck asked gesturing towards the messed up room

“....Jaemin sleep walks....that’s the excuse....and he’s a very heavy sleeper” Lucas said

“...that’s not a bad excuse” Jeno said nodding his head

“And I’ll just say that I fell down the stair while trying to get water” Doyoung Said

“Now that that’s sorted out, common Jaemin” Sicheng ushered to injured boy out of the room

______________later_________________________

“Why didn’t you come back last night?” Kun Asked raising an eyebrow

Taeil also raised an eyebrow

“I got tired after trying to stop jaemin from breaking more stuff so I guess I fell asleep on the floor” Doyoung shrugged

“...ok” Kun still eyed Doyoung in suspicion but then looked towards Johnny

“Why weren’t you in bed this morning?” Yuta Asked Sicheng, raising an eyebrow like Kun

“I woke up early...sorry if you got worried” Sicheng smiled meekly

Yuta sighed then smiled

“It’s ok”

“Ok guys! We’ll be going to Macdonalds so no embarrassing each other or ourselves....we at least try to” Johnny said

“This is coming from you” Taeyong snorted

“LETS GO! I want my McMuffin” Jaehyun frowned

“And I want my cheesy bacon flatbread! It’s limited addition you fools” Donghyuck pouted

And so all 18 crackheads headed out, off to McDonalds they went for their well deserved breakfast

Chapter Text

“Can I have 3 millionaire lattes 5 toffee latte’s 9 hot chocolates, 12 hash browns 6 McMuffins, 10 breakfast wraps, 5 cheesy bacon on flatbread, 18 chocolate donuts, 5 white tea, 7 pancakes, 25 bacon rolls, 12 bacon egg and cheese bagel, 4 double sausage bacon egg bagels, 9 blueberry muffins and 9 chocolate muffins” Ten ordered for everyone, surprisingly not out of breath

“...............o-ok uh card or cash” the slightly shook McDonald’s employee asked

Ten grinned, pulling out a plastic credit card which obviously belonged to Jaehyun

“Card” he said

And just like that Jaehyun had unknowingly lost over £85

“This will take a while” the employee muttered then left after giving Ten the long receipt with his order number on top

“Ah number 94.....watch how 97’s gonna come before us” Ten mumbled, walking back to his friends (the people he decided to associate himself with to not seem lonely plus his husband and kids)

“You didn’t leave anything out did you?” Taeyong asked

“No tingtong unlike you the hair dye hasn’t reached my brain and killed off braincells so I don’t malfunction like you” Ten snorted

“Only cause the hair dye was at the of your hair” Taeyong mumbled under his breath

“In my opinion hair dye isn’t the cause, it’s genetics cause Mark malfunctions too....well not as uncle Taeyong but he still does” Donghyuck spoke up for once

The others, minus the kids, Sicheng and doyoung were curious as to why he was suddenly so quite

Why were all the kids this quite?

“....are you kids alright? You’ve all been really quite....” Johnny asked

“Not that we don’t appreciate a quite Lucas and Chenle” Taeil added

“Yeah we’re fine just tired as hell cause....of Jaemin waking us up last night” Jungwoo said smiling

“...fair enough” Johnny let go of the topic mainly cause he was hungry (me)

“Man it sure feels so much more peaceful with Doyoung not nagging us and throwing sarcastic remarks” Yuta grinned, leaning back on the sofa/chair throwing an arm around sicheng who flinched a bit but quickly relaxed

“Are you Ok sicheng?” Taeyong asked

“He probably got tired of that rich boy prick” Taeil smirked

“WHY- you little over cooked shrimp dipped in knock of cocktail” Yuta hissed immediately lowering his voice once remembering they were in a public place

“Shut up both of you” Sicheng rolled his eyes “and yeah I’m ok, just tired cause I woke up early to wake up Jaemin and treat his wound”

“Wow Jaemin must be a heavy sleeper for it to take 9 people to wake him up and still injuring an adult” Kun chuckled although he was still suspicious

Renjun and Jeno snorted remembering the time jaemin immediately woke up at just the sound of the window opening

“Yeah he is” Renjun said

“NUMBER 97!” They all heard an employee call out

“Knew it” Ten sighed rolling his eyes

“So tell us st johnnathan, how do you keep skipping work but still get payed?” Yuta asked suddenly changing the subject

“Cause I’m blessed” Johnny shrugged

“And how comes your boss Mr satansoo Kim hasn’t fires you priest Jeff?” Taeil Asked Jaehyun

“Because he hasn’t fired Mingyu yet” Jaehyun answered

“Oh hey guy!” An extremely well built man with black hair greeted them

Next to him was a freakishly tall, skinny and freakishly handsome man with white hair and blue contacts smiled at them. He kinda looked like a frog and a prince

Next to the the frog prince was a boy with dimples, small eyes like Soonyoung’s and orange hair jumping around and waving to Mark and Donghyuck as if his life depended on it

“Oh Hi wonho, hyungwon” Ten grinned “Hey Jooheon”

“HEY!!!!” The orange headed Jooheon almost shouted

“How do you have so much energy man? It’s like 7am” Mark asked his friend

“How do you not have any energy? You normally go to school at this time” Jooheon Asked back

“Mark’s normally half asleep in the car” Jisung answered

“How’s life Hyungwon?” Taeyong Asked

“Shit” The frog prince answered shortly “life’s always shit”

“If hyungwon isn’t the biggest mood ever” Sicheng mumbled

Yuta snorted in agreement next to him

“Well we’ll be going bye” Wonho grinned before leaving with his family

“Imma go to the bathroom” Jungwoo informed getting up

“Ok” Ten said

“NUMBER 94” the lady at the counter called out

“OH FUCKING FINALLY!” Johnny shouted not caring about the strange looks he got

______________Junguwu____________________

Jungwoo opened the McDonalds bathroom door, walking in

He had been feeling a bit nauseous due to a lack sleep and fear of the creature from last night

Jungwoo walked towards the sink and mirror turning on the cold water to wash his face

Yes he’s washing his face in McDonald but he feels like throwing up

“Oh my god...” Jungwoo sighed remembering last night

All of a sudden the lights turned off, luckily Jungwoo had his phone.

He turned on the phone light a bit creeped out since the minimal white light in the darkness gave off an eerie feeling as if someone could grab him without him realising despite there being a mirror for him to see anything behind him

He tried to ignore all the bad thought in his head but he was still curious

Why did the lights in the bathroom suddenly go out? There wasn’t a storm or anything besides the lights still wouldn’t go out because there was storm

Jungwoo turned on the cold water from the tap again and put his hand under it to only to immediately jump back with a scream

“.ssshut up” a scratchy voice whispered

Jungwoo immediately looked around in search of another human being

“Hahahaaaa look in front of you boy” the voice laughed

The only thing in front of Jungwoo apart from the tap was the mirror

The 16 year old looked in front him and gasped at the sight that replaced his reflection

It was the creature from last night, the shadow demon was right in front of him, grinning and showing off the amber glow which was it’s mouth

“OH MY GOD-WHAT ARE YOU?!” Jungwoo shouted, jumping away from the mirror

“....what do you think I am?” The shadow chuckled

“WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!” Jungwoo ignore the thing and kept asking questions

“Ah well...I’m your fear....well not just your fear...all of your fears...all 18 of your fears....now I look like a shadow...but when I put more powers to use...” The creature trailed off

“W-what” Jungwoo whispered to himself, walking further away from the mirror

The shadow disappeared and was replaced with an image

The image was of everyone leaving him

“You really aren’t worth, don’t know why we even stuck around this long” Renjun rolled his eyes

“You really are pathetic, you think you’re good looking right?” Donghyuck Asked mockingly “no you’re not, don’t even compare yourself to Taemin...that’s just an insult to him”

“Why can’t you be more like Jeno and Donghyuck? They’re so much more confident then you?” Ten asked “they never had trouble making friends”

“The only worth it about you is your grades but you’re not even top of the class” Johnny said

“Honestly I’m so embarrassed to be your brother, I never got picked on for being too scared to interact with other like a normal human” Jeno sneered

“STOP” Jungwoo screamed, leaning against one of the stalls for support as a tear ran down his cheek

“I’m sorry....actually no I’m not, let’s break up honestly I don’t know why I dated you you’re so lame” It was Lucas this time

“B-BUT....you said you were practically I live with me!!! You said you’ll never leave!!!! Even if my dad doesn’t approve!” Jungwoo Yelled

Suddenly the door opened

“JUNGWOO!!!” Ten ran in immediately hugging the younger

“M-mum...” Jungwoo sobbed, clutching onto Ten and sobbing

“What’s wrong? Why are you crying? We were all so worried about you!” Ten asked the crying boy

“I-I saw everyone leaving me, saying I’m worthless and they’re ashamed to be with me a-and that-“ Jungwoo started sobbing again

“No no no, sweetie...I don’t where or why you saw that but, that would never happen...ok we all love you” Ten’s voice was softer and more caring compared to normal

“Promise me” Jungwoo whispered, sobbing starting to stop

“I promise even when you move out with Lucas, yes Lucas Johnny can’t say anything, we’ll always call you and come visit...all of us will” Ten smiled warmly

“Thank you mum...” Jungwoo looked up, smiling back

“No problem now let’s head back, the food might get called and I don’t know about you but I want a warm breakfast” Ten grinned, helping Jungwoo up

“...ok”

The two headed back as soon as Jungwoo wiped away his tears and washed his face

“THERE YOU ARE JUNGWOO!!! ARE YOU OK SON?!” Johnny asked loudly attracting more attention

This was the same guy that told the rest to not be embarrassing

“Shut up Youngho” Doyoung hissed, he had finally included himself in the conversations adding in his snarky remarks “but are you ok Jungwoo?”

“I’m fine, the lights went out” Jungwoo smiled

“...that’s strange....the lights were fine here” Yuta frowned

“Here’s you food!!!” Lucas grinned handing over the egg and bacon bagel and got chocolate to his boyfriend

Jungwoo smiled and sat down next to Lucas, taking a sip of his hot chocolate

“Promise you won’t ever leave..?” Jungwoo Asked in a whisper

“....I don’t why you’re suddenly asking but of course I won’t ever leave” Lucas smiled at him

“Ok no couply things here, I’m eating” Johnny said ruining the mood

“Johnny Seo, ruining the moment since high school” Kun rolled his eyes

“Really?” Jaemin Asked

“Really, any of you ever heard about the time he ruined Taeyong’s and Jaehyun’s first date?” Kun asked grinning

“No” Chenle answered “but what happened?”

“Why is it always me?” Johnny groaned knowing there was no stopping Kun

Flash back

“...well that movie was absolutely terrible” Taeyong muttered, swinging his and Jaehyun’s hand back and forth as they walked through the park

“I know right” Jaehyun grinned, looking at Taeyong

The afternoon sunlight shone ok his face in a flattering angle

“....at least this boba tea is good” Taeyong smiled up at Jaehyun

“.....can...c-can I kiss you?” Jaehyun suddenly blurted our catching Taeyong off guard

“W-What...?” Taeyong asked shocked

Jaehyun has to two choices
The Jaehyun choice where he says “nothing don’t worry” or the Jeffrey choice where he says “Can I kiss you” again but more confidently

And we’ll because his brain is panicking it immediately goes with the Jeffrey choice

“Can I kiss you?” He asked again much more confident

You see Taeyong is a panicked gay

A part of him was telling him to run away but if he did then...it would be awkward In school the next day

If he said yes (he always wanted to kiss Jaehyun honestly) then......ok there wasn’t any cons that Taeyong could currently think off at the moment

“Yes....” Taeyong said in barely a whisper

Jaehyun slowly leaned in, Taeyong followed leaning towards the former

Just as their lips were about to touch,

“HEY GUYS!!!....oh my god, ewwww” it was the one and only Johnny

“........” Taeyong quickly moved away from Jaehyun, blushing furiously while looking at the ground

“JOHNNY!!!!” Jaehyun shouted

“...ok in my defence you guys were kissing in a public area, be glad Is was me....well I’m not glad it was me....but at least it isn’t some old homophobic person” Johnny smiled awkwardly

“.....This is why Ten low key hates you” Jaehyun face palmed

End of the short flashback

“So that’s where Donghyuck gets it from” Chenle Said remembering the time Donghyuck crashed his and Jisung’s date

“OH MY GOD!!!! CHITTAPHON YOU SPILT YOUR DAMN LATTE ON MY NEW SHIRT!!!!” Taeyong Yelled

Chapter Text

“CHENLE! GET BACK HERE-“

“Lol no...peace” Chenle grinned, walking out the class

“Aren’t you gonna get into a lot of trouble now?” Jisung Asked

“Nah the bell already rang and by law the teachers have no authority over me after 3:10”

“Fair enough”

The two continued walking towards the McDonald’s near the school, one of the most popular places for the high schoolers near by to hang out
(Lmao there is actually a McDonald’s like literally 2min away from my school and they get a lot of business after school hours)

“McDonald’s for breakfast yesterday and McDonald’s for lunch today” Jisung muttered

“Let’s gain weight!” Chenle laughed

“Or not....it’s crowded as hell” Jisug pointed towards the McDonald’s, groaning at the crowd

“Ugh these cockroaches...let’s go to Tesco’s” Chenle suggested rolling his eyes at the kids in McDonald’s

“Fine, then we can head back to school for revision”

And so the lovely couple had changed their destination and walked back towards Tesco’s which wasn’t as crowded

“Ok, 3 packets of sushi 2 cans of coke 5 packets of m&ms and a bag of Doritos for revision” Jisung Said, putting all of the edibles on the counter

“£15.50 please” the lady asked putting her palm out

“Here” Chenle said handing over a £20 note

“Thank you, have a nice day here’s your change”

Chenle snorted

“Day? It’s practically night and it’s only 3:15”

“Honestly this country is so weird the sun went down at like 3 and the street lights are already on” Jisung Said

“Stupid England should’ve stayed in China”

“But then we’d never meet...” Jisung frowned

“.....I’d be willing to sacrifice that for warmth” chenle smirked

“...I see how it is” Jisung pouted, turning the other way

“.......awwww is jisungie sad? You know I don’t mean it...I’d move to Siberia for you” Chenle cooed at his boyfriend

“....ok that’s a stretch even Mark wouldn’t move to Siberia for Donghyuck” Jisung Said, trying to hide a grin

“True I mean dad would for mum and...I can’t think of anyone else”

“Your dad would jump into a volcano for your mum”

“Mhm”

__________later in revision_________________

“Nakamoto! Chew a little quieter”

Chenle rolled his eyes but still stopped munching his Doritos so loudly

“Ugh so annoying” a girl whispered to her friend from the other side of the classroom

“I know right, thinks he’s some special guy cause he’s rich” her friend replied

“Attention seeker like can he shut up for once?”

The comments hurt Chenle

They hurt a lot

He always knew that not everyone will like him and that those girls were irrelevant anyways he doesn’t even talk to them and their opinion didn’t matter except...it did to Chenle

It’s always been like that

Chenle always has this insecurity of everyone hating him, talking about him behind his back

It didn’t matter that it was only those two girls that were talking shit, for chenle...it felt as of everyone was actually talking shit about him

And that made chenle insecure

Chenle mindset was that the world is easier if you please everyone, if everyone likes you

So he’s always loud, arguing with teachers and joined in on teasing vulnerable people...although that stopped now, he stopped partaking in the bullying and now just merely watched and occasionally laughed

After joining high school he realised, to have everyone like you, you need to be popular and join the popular group...act like them

Loud, disruptive, getting into fights mostly arguments making people laugh

He was one of the popular kids

There was a time, a time he’d like to forget...he was ashamed of himself

It was Jaemin had just moved to the school

Because Jaemin was new, they considered him fresh meat and when one of the popular guys went to make fun of him for whatever stupid reason jaemin had talked back to him, standing up for himself

On the inside Chenle was clapping for Jaemin and cheering him on but on the outside his face remained blank

It didn’t matter Son Jaemin, the new kid was actually Chenle’s big brothers best friend since forever

It mattered that, that he wasn’t popular
He was the new victim of the popular clique

Chenle didn’t have it in him to to partake in the teasing and...bullying, Renjun would rip his head off, his friends...his actual friends would be disgusted and leave him...especially Jisung

Jisung already had hated his popular friends

Of course Jaemin always stood up for himself, he wasn’t a loner he had lots of friends in fact a lot of people liked him cause he finally stood up to the popular clique but Jaemin wasn’t popular cause he wasn’t friends with the popular kids

Chenle just pretended like he never knew jaemin

Ignoring his hellos in school

Questioning stares when he hung out with the guys who bullied him

It kept continuing until one day

Chenle has passed by Jaemin who was with Jeno and Renjun and one of Chenle’s “friends” asked “hey man...why’s your big bro and Jeno hanging out with that tramp?”

Chenle just shrugged it off saying “dunno, I’ve never spoken to that wasteman”

Unfortunately Renjun had heard everything and went up to the group

“Excuse you?!” Renjun shouted, everyone in the canteen looked at them “WHAT THE FUCK CHENLE?! WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN JAEMIN IN YOUR LIFE?! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A WASTEMAN HUH?!”

“You know the tramp?” One of the boys asked chenle

“Renjun...my g why you shouting for? Defending some wasteman” another guy snickered

After that day, when chenle got home Renjun had stopped speaking to him for the whole week as well as Jeno and of course Jaemin

The news of what had happened had spread through their group of friends and they were...disappointed in Chenle...everyone except Jisung

Well jisung was disappointed but he did somewhat understand why Chenle did that

All of Chenle’s popular “friends” had stopped hanging out with him after finding out that Renjun was actually Jaemin’s best friend and that chenle actually knew him, was friends with him in fact

Chenle’s real friends stopped talking to him including Renjun

The only person who still talked to him was Jisung

As time went by all of his friends had ended up forgiving after Jisung had reasoned with them

The first to forgive him was Mark, he in a way understood what Chenle was going through
Jungwoo was second

The last we’re Jeno Renjun and Jaemin

Jaemin was still hurt but ended up understanding which naturally lead to Renjun and Jeno also forgiving him

And well karma’s a bitch, the popular kids ended up getting chewed out by the holy trinity, NoRenMin followed by Donghyuck, naturally followed by Mark, followed by the resident sassy kween seungkwan (courtesy of Donghyuck), Suengmin, Minho and a lot of others

Let’s just say that the popular kids aren’t as popular anymore

Life started to get better for Chenle and all the while Jisung was there

However the mindset of having to have everyone like you to be happy still stayed with Chenle

Hearing people talk shit about him would instantly bring out all of his insecurities

He would immediately feel as if everyone was talking shit about him, including his friends

Soon the girls who were talking about chenle had left, leaving him all alone as Jisung went to the toilets

All of a sudden the blinds went down and the lights went off, completely consuming the room in darkness

“What the fuck...” Chenle whispered to himself

He got up to go turn the lights back on when suddenly, his legs felt like two blocks of metal

Suddenly one of the lights turned on

“Oh thank the gods...also screw the gods for putting me in such an uncomfortable situation” Chenle groaned

“Ugh you truly are annoying” a voiced whispered in annoyance

“J-jisung?” Chenle asked, slightly nervous

If it was jisung then how come he never heard the door open also this wasn’t funny

“H-...ha you wish...” a low cracked voice replied instead

Chenle looked towards the smart board, instead of the usual white he saw him a silhouette of a man with amber eyes. Chenle screamed

“I-ITS YOU! WHAT EVEN ARE YOU?!” He asked

“...why I’m the truth...your fear....your reality” it answered

“...w-what?”

In a blink of an eye the creature disappeared instead a hallway replaced him

The hallway was the school’s hallway, filled with students

“Did you know that Chenle actually hates gay people and feels embarrassed by his parents?” A girl said

“What?! Swear he’s dating Jisung” another girl asked

“Heard he’s just using him cause no girl wants Chenle” a boy snickered

“Delusional idiot...thinks everyone likes him...like literally no one likes him”

“Can’t believe I’m related to him”...Renjun rolled his eyes

Chenle’s eyes began to water, his own brother was talking shit about him

“JISUNG! Come here man! Don’t worry we’ll hide you from Chenle” Jaemin shouted

What? Chenle thought...why was Jisung trying to hide from him

“Thanks guys, can’t be asked to put up with his annoying ass today” Jisung Said

The first tear had escaped, Jisung’s words felt like a stab to his chest

“Why don’t you break up with him?” Donghyuck Asked

“I would but I need the money, free food and stuff” Jisung shrugged

“N-no NO! JISUNG ISNT USING ME FOR MONEY! HE LOVES ME! HE LOVES ME FOR WHO I AM” Chenle Yelled, tears pouring out of his eyes

“But, how do you know that? How do know you should believe him? I’m only showing you the truth-” the shadow grinned

“NO NO YOU’RE NOT! YOU’RE LYING! RENJUN WOULD NEVER DO THAT NEITHER WOULD JAEMIN!”

“...didn’t you do the same to Jaemin though?”

“Th-that’s in the past...”

“Renjun hates you, your own brother hates you...Jaemin hates you...one of your closest friends hate you...Jisung....your boyfriend hates you...everyone hates you”

“NO-“ chenle screamed

All of a sudden the door opened and in came a frantic Jisung, running towards the crying boy

“LELE?! WHAT HAPPENED?! WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!” He asked, pulling the older into a hug

“........” Chenle kept sobbing

They stayed like that for a while, Jisung hugging a crying Chenle as he tried to calm down

After a while Chenle’s crying was reduced to a few sobs and sniffles

“....jisung...do you hate me?.....” he asked “are you using me for money...?”

“...why would you think that?” Jisung Asked surprisingly calm “chenle...I love you cause of you...your big head, dolphin laugh, clumsiness, evil ideas, insults...I don’t hate you....no one hates you” he whispered

“...b-but t-th-these tw-two girls-“

“They’re irrelevant, they have nothing better to do then talk shit about someone cause they’re jealous of them”

“...really?”

“Really...just remember the people that are actually relevant and worth it love you”

“...thanks Jisung...” Chenle smiled at last

____________later___________________________

“LUCAS!!!!!!!” Taeyong Yelled

“...what?” Lucas asked

“WHAT IS THIS?!” Taeyong asked holding up a broken Christmas ornament

“...a damaged good...?” Lucas answered although it came out as more of a question

“AND WHY IS IT DAMAGED?!”

“...I don’t know ask Mark” Lucas shrugged, heading back up stairs to resume his FaceTime with Jungwoo

“MARK!!!” Taeyong Yelled again

“Before you ask Jisung broke it!” Mark yelled back already knowing what Taeyong was going to ask him

“JISUNG!!!”

“Ok basically Lucas pushes past me when I came home which lead to me knocking it off the tree by accident” Jisung explained

“...of course Lucas had some role in this....thank god he’s going to stay over at Kun’s tomorrow...” Taeyong muttered, throwing away the broken ornament

“DINNERS READY!” They all heard Jaehyun yell from the kitchen

Soon the whole Jung family was sat down at their dinner table

“So...this very exotic, expensive amazing exquisite dish is-“ Mark started off with an unimpressed look only to be cut if by Taeyong

“RAMEN?!”

“...dad......you hogged the kitchen for 2 hours to make...ramen?” Jisung Asked raising an eyebrow

“Not just any ramen, ramen with extra soup powder and a hint of lemon juice” Jaehyun grinned

“...you’re not allowed in the kitchen for the next 2 weeks” Taeyong glared at his husband

“Jokes on you, I work in a kitchen”

_____________with Kun and Ten____________

“Sooooooo.....why are we here?” Ten Asked putting his feet up on the desk

“Cause Yuta had to go home quickly after Chenle had some sort of panic attack” Kun answered not looking away from the computer screen

“Fair enough...I remember getting a panic attack during my GCSE’s Spanish speaking exam.....” Ten said, smiling at the memory “as soon as the teacher went ‘¿donde vives?’ I immediately started crying and said ‘no understando’...they took me out of the classroom and made me re do it the next day”

“On the translation part on my test I wrote ‘necesito ayuda lo siento’ I got 3 marks for saying that right though so” Kun laughed

(Trans:I need help I’m sorry)

“I mean Spanish was pretty pointless...till this very day we never used it” Ten muttered

Suddenly the phone started ringing

Kun picked it up

“Hello?”

“¡¡¡necesito ayuda!!! Hay una extraña sombra en mi jardín” a voice cried out

(Trans:I need help There is a strange shadow in my garden)

“....uh...” Ten looked dumbfound

“....uh” Kun tried to go back to his high school days, higher level Spanish “cálmate por favor.....enviaremos gente a .......cheque ..... el jardin....cuidate.....¿habla......usted Inglés?”

(Trans:calm down please ..... we will send people to ....... check ..... the garden .... take care of yourself ... do you speak ...... you English?)

“...sí un poco”

(Trans: yes a little)

“...we will send police there” Kun spoke slowly

“...we were literally just talking about how useless Spanish was....” Ten sighed

“The world works in strange ways...” Kun shrugged after hanging up

Chapter Text

“TAEILLLLLL!!!” Ten yelled

“...what?” Taeil’s voice groaned through the phone

It was 1am in the morning

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN DONGHYUCK IS TEMPORARILY EXCLUDED?!”

“.....he is?”

“YES HE IS! YOU SHOULD KNOW!”

“....well to be fair the teachers just give me a rule or request they want and I just approve of it”

“I’M TELLING DOYOUNG!”

“SHIT NO OK I’LL CHECK WHY HE GOT IT!”

Ten smiled in satisfaction

“That’s more like it”

“.................well apparently he tried to fight a supply teacher for giving him homework..........wait a minute...can supply teachers do that?” Taeil asked

“...I don’t know....you’re the principal.....should I ask doyoung?”

“...uh sure” Taeil agreed, hanging up

Ten sighed and scrolled through his contacts, trying to find Doyoungs

finally he reached the contact named “bitchy rabbit hybrid🐇”

About 10 rings later someone picked up

“WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?! ITS 1:06am DICKHEAD GO BACK TO SLEEP ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME! YOU RAT AND DON’T BLAME THE THAILAND AND UK TIME DIFFERENCE YOU’VE BEEN HERE FOR LONG ENOU-” Doyoung Yelled through the phone

Ten winced and held the phone further away from his precious ear as Doyoung continued to yell

“....ok now that you’re done....can supply teachers give students homework?” Ten asked after Doyoung finished yelling

“Listen Chittaphon it’s too early for me to think...you’re a police officer you should know about the rules about...everything” Doyoung groaned

“Actually my jobs just to hang out with Yuta and listen to all the drama going on...Kun does the work” Ten admitted

“And I feel bad for him the poor guy deserves a lot better anyways ask Kun or Yuta” Doyoung suggested before hanging up

“Ok then time to call Kun” Ten muttered to himself, looking for the contact named “good old Kun🤠”

4 rings later

“Ok Ten, you’ve got 1 minuet” Kun answered, tone laced with sleep

“Can a supply teacher give student homework?” Ten Asked quickly, counting down from 60

“I don’t know, now get the fuck to sleep” Kun replied, hanging up

“...well that was the shortest conversation in history....guess I’ve gotta call Yuta” Ten said to himself

Finally he reached the contact named
“Our one and only Japanese Rat Yushit🐁🇯🇵”

11 rings later

“What do you want?” Yuta Asked although unlike everyone else he didn’t sound sleepy

“...were you sleeping?”

“........sleeps for the weak...”

“.....were you crying about sicheng leaving town again?”

“....maybe I was...”

“....”

“HE ALWAYS LEAVES!!! WHY?!”

“It’s his job”

“WELL ITS A SHITTY JOB”

“....anyways can supply teachers give you homework?”

There was a pause for a while

“.....as far as I know...they can’t....why?” Yuta Asked

“No reason, thanks anyways...by the way Sicheng’s coming back tomorrow” Ten grinned

“Really? I though he was coming back next week?”

“He wanted to surprise you but don’t let him know I told you...he kicks hard”

“Thanks!” Yuta said hanging up

Ten grinned in satisfaction, scrolling through is contacts one last time until he reached “Grandpa 🌙 Taeil”

“Oh for fucks sake Ten” Taeil groaned

“So as far as Yuta knows-“

“That’s not very far then”

“Supply teachers can’t give you homework”

“...well I’ll talk to the supply teacher then...tell Donghyuck to text me a description of how they look”

“...you’re a terrible principal”

“Yeah whatever and Donghyuck’s only excluded for one day now”

“...well I’ll take what I can get” Ten shrugged

“Yeah well good night and don’t call me again or I’m blocking you”

And with that Taeil hung up

“...Ten....what are you doing up?” Johnny asked, walking in through the bright green (courtesy of Donghyuck) front door

“Oh you’re back...I was just sorting out Donghyuck’s educational issues” Ten replied

“...at 1:30 am-never mind anyways yeah I’m back” Johnny smiled

“...is that a birthday cake?” Ten asked looking at a bag with a picture of a pink and blue cake on it that Johnny was holding

“Yup”

“Who’s birthday is it?”

“No ones I was just craving some cake”

“...and you bought a whole ass birthday cake”

“Yeah I wanted a very specific cake....want some?” Johnny asked, going into the kitchen to cut the cake and get a plate

“Sure” Ten shrugged

“...did you tell me eating cake at night is bad for you?” A voice asked from the stairs

“...I also told you staying up late is bad Jeno” Ten deadpanned

“...well you’re staying up late” Jeno pointed out

“Well I’m a bad person...” Ten sighed

“No objections here” Johnny said walking out of the kitchen with two plates of pink iced cake

“Rude”

“Can I have some cake?” Jeno asked

“Sure” Johnny shrugged going back into the kitchen

“We’re terrible parents...” Ten muttered

“You say that but you don’t do anything about it...” Jeno said

“Well you say you’re going to do your homework in an hour but it ends up being 11:30”

“Touché”

“Here’s your cake son” Johnny handed over the slice of chocolate and vanilla cake smothered in pink icing

“Who’s birthday is? And sorry I’m too broke to but a present” another voice asked

“Hey Donghyuck! Want some cake?” Johnny offered

“...fuck diets....sure”

“Should I wake up Jungwoo?” Jeno asked

“No need” Jungwoo answered from the stairs

“Oh you’re awake?” Ten Asked

“I’ve been awake this entire time...I got homework and revision”

“Poor kid” Johnny sighed, handing a plate of cake to Donghyuck and then heading back to the kitchen to get one for Jungwoo

“You know when I was your age, I never studied” Ten said

“Must’ve been nice” Donghyuck muttered

“How did you graduate then?” Jeno asked

“My entire class had each other’s back” Ten grinned

*flashback bought to you by TYtrack*

“So Yuta, you cause a distraction so the teacher leaves and when the teacher leaves Ten gets Taeil’s and Johnny’s phone from the desk we share our answers or google it and then when the teacher returns with Yuta, Doyoung cause a distraction so Yuta can do his test and use his phone” Taeyong whispered to everyone outside the classroom

You see normally Lee ‘I’m a model student who’s always respecting the rules’ Taeyong would be against cheating and wouldn’t partake in it except this time their Spanish teacher is a bitch and told them the wrong exam dates so the test they expected next Thursday ended up happening this Monday morning

“Got it” Ten yuta And doyoung all saluted

“Ok come in now” Ms Lopez called “I want absolute silence and no talking during the exam, if I hear a single sound out of you then your exam paper will be ripped apart”

“Bitch” Ten whispered

Johnny who sat beside him snickered, immediately catching Ms Lopez’s attention

“And what’s so funny Juan?”

“U-uh nothing Ms” Johnny stuttered

“Oh my god she’s still on with that whole Spanish translated names idea....” Ten whispered

“Did you say something diez?” Ms Lopez Asked

“No, I didn’t” Ten answered then whispered “puta”

“Ok you may start the test...........now”

10 minutes into the exam Taeyong lightly kicked Yuta who immediately started coughing violently

“...anything the matter tierra?” Ms Lopez Asked

“M-ms p-pl-please H-help....m-me” Yuta croaked out

“What’s wrong with you?”

“I feel dizzyyyy” Yuta’s words slurred as he suddenly almost Collapsed

“OH DIOS MIO!!! EVERYONE NO TALKING! I’m going to be back I need to take him to the nurse first”

And with that Ms Lopez left the classroom with a weak looking yuta who looked back and winked

“.....ok she’s officially gone! Ten!” Taeyong whispered yelled, looking away from the glass part of the door

Ten saluted as he crawled under the table

“Johnny!” Taeyong whispered

Johnny stood up and acted like he needed to get a tissue and throw something in the bin, his height blocking the camera

“Taeil!” Ten whispered throwing the mentioned persons phone at him

Taeil caught it and gave a thumbs up, immediately turning it on and googling answers

“Jaehyun take Johnny’s place!” Taeyong ordered

Jaehyun quickly got up and slowing walked towards the tissue box then the bin as Johnny slowing walked back to his seat

“Here’s you phone” Ten whispered as he handed over Johnny’s phone

“What’s the answer for number 4?” Doyoung Asked Kun

“Don’t you have a phone?” Kun raised an eyebrow

“It’s a brick phone those fancy touch screens are expensive and I’ve gotta wait till my birthday”

“Fair enough and it’s ‘I went on holiday to Germany’” Kun sighed

“Thanks”

“Jaehyun sit down! Guys put your phones away she’s coming!” Taeyong whisper yelled again

“Sicheng! You know what to do” Doyoung nodded at the chinese boy

Sicheng nodded as ms Lopez walked into the classroom with a sick looking yuta who carried a sick bag

“Right no more distractions-“

“YOU BITCH!” Doyoung yelled

“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A BITCH?!” Sicheng Yelled back

“BOTH OF YOU QUITE!” Ms Lopez shouted but was ignored

“WHY TF ARE YOU GIVING ME DIRTY LOOKS?!”

“EXCUSE YOU YOU’RE THE ONE GIVING ME DIRTY LOOKS WITH YOUR DIRTY FACE”

“MY FACE AIN’T DIRTY YOU’RE THE ONE LOOKING LIKE YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF SOAP!”

“THATS RICH COMING FROM SOMEONE THAT DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH SOAP AND WATER-“

“BOTH OF YOU SOPORTE MUERTO AND DOYOUNG!!! OUTSIDE NOW” Ms Lopez shouted again, getting out of her seat once again

“Oh my god...she still literally translates Sicheng’s name letter by letter....” Ten groaned after Ms Lopez Doyoung And sicheng left

“What does she call him?” Johnny asked

“Soporte Muerto” Jaehyun answered rolling his eyes

“What does that mean?” Yuta asked while quickly copying down answers

Kun quietly laughed a bit

“It means ghost town” Taeyong answered instead

“Well...that’s a bit deep” Johnny frowned

“Well I mean Sicheng...translated separately...Si Cheng is ghost town...” Kun said

Yuta dropped his pen and looked up

“Actually it translates to beautiful, amazing, the king of China, the love of my life, flexible master, cute, amazing, gorgeous, earth real-“

“Ok we get it Yuta, and did you finish copying?” Taeyong Asked

“...yeah”

“Good cause she’s coming back”

“Ok absolutely no more distractions, Doyoung you sit there” Ms Lopez pointed towards the empty seat next to Johnny “and soporte muerto sit....there next to tierra”

Yuta gasped in happiness as Sicheng set his stuff down next to him

“Ms please just call me sicheng...I don’t like being called ghost town” he sighed

“No, Spanish class Spanish names......oh look times up”

“It’s been over 5 minutes ago but....” Ten shrugged

*end of Flashback bought to you by Johnny’s Spanish*

“So in the end we all passed”

“....why can’t our classes be like that....” Jungwoo pouted

“....so....Mr Ghost Town Nakamoto.....Uncle ghost town....” Donghyuck smirked

“Yeah and Yuta’s name tierra means land” Ten shrugged

“Uncle land has Uncle ghost town.....and father Juan” Jeno grinned

“Please do not call me that....I still here in Ms Lopez’s voice....” Johnny shuddered

“Well let’s see if my maths class is that nice” Jungwoo said

“....wait.....don’t you have a trip tomorrow Jeno?” Donghyuck Asked

“...yeah.....OH SHIT YEAH I DO!!! NIGHT GUYS!!!” Jeno Yelled, running upstairs

“I remember that zoo trip when I was in year 9....” Jungwoo smiled “....Yukhei nearly let all the penguins out”

“...wasn’t that on the news?” Ten Asked

“Yeah I remember Jaehyun calling me and going ‘BRO MY SON’S ON THE NEWS’ and Taeyong in the background yelling at Lucas” Johnny said

“Well I’m not surprised....” Donghyuck muttered

DING!

“............oh sicheng’s quitting his modelling job to be a doctor” Ten said

“Finally putting that doctors degree to use I see” Johnny sighed

Chapter Text

Heyyyyyy guys
I‘m so sorry I’ve been on hiatus cause of family issues and mental health issues (I‘m in a psychiatry hospital rn actually lol it’s pretty much my new house)
So like

*TRIGGER WARNING*
I tried to kill myself basically haha I uh overdosed and ended up in hospital nearly dying and now I’m at a psychiatry hospital where I starved myself which got me into a hospital again but I’m getting better mainly cause my dad’s not allowed near me so yay
*Triggering bit over*

The next chapter is halfway finished!!!!!!

Chapter Text

“Don’t let the penguins out like Xuxi did” Sicheng sighed as a smiling Renjun walked into the kitchen

“Of course I won’t I’m not that stupid chenle’s would most likely do that” Renjun scoffed

“Actually I’d rather let the lions out-“ Chenle said

“Finish that sentence and I won’t let you go on the trip next year” Sicheng glared

Chenle pouted, talking a bite of his toast

“I can’t wait! Dad gave me £30 to spend on the trip!!! I’m gonna get something for you, dad, Jaemin, Jeno, Jungwoo, Uncle Kun, Uncle Ten, Uncle Doyoung, Uncle Taeil, Uncle Jaehyun and Taeyong, Uncle Johnny, jisung, Mark, Donghyuck.....I guess Lucas” Renjun grinned

“....what about me....?” Chenle Asked

“.....if i have spare change left” Renjun shrugged

“....MUUUUUM!!!!” Chenle whined

“....I’ll give you an extra £10 pounds just so you have enough money for Chenle” Sicheng sighed taking out a £10 from his wallet

“....ugh fine” Renjun rolled his eyes

“GOOD MORNING MY LOVELY FAMILYYYYY” Yuta sang as he waltzed into the kitchen

“What’s got you so happy” Chenle Asked raising an eyebrow

“Just the universe and how amazing the world is! Man I sure love living” Yuta smiled

“Mums becoming a doctor so he won’t leave town for shoots anymore” Renjun whispered to Chenle who nodded his head

“Fair enough makes sense”

“Well anyways time to put my degree to use” Sicheng Said as he stood up

“I’ll drive you! I’ll drive all of you!” Yuta offered

“....beats going on the bus with those cockroaches” Renjun shrugged

“Cockroaches?” Sicheng asked

“Other people in our school” Chenle answered

And so all 4 walked out and into Yuta’s police car

“TURN THE SIREN ON!” Chenle demanded

“Oh Shut up chenle it’s like 5am” Renjun groaned “no one wants to hear a siren”

“It’s actually 7:20am But Renjun’s right no one wants to hear a siren at this time” Sicheng Said

_________________at school_________________

Taeil got out of his car and was about to go into the school building until he saw a police car in front of the gates and groaned

“Ugh it’s that asshole....” he sighed

“BYE KIDS!!!!” Yuta yelled from the car, popping his head out the window

“Annoying ass” Taeil muttered

“Agreed” a familiar voice said from beside him

“Doyoung?” Taeil asked in surprise

“Well no shit” Doyoung rolled his eyes

“What are you doing here?” Taeil asked again

“What is this? 20 fucking obvious questions? I’m the school authority why shouldn’t I be here” Doyoung scoffed

“Yeah but you normally come here if something’s wrong or for inspections and last time I checked you inspected the school last week” Taeil said

“I’m chaperoning the trip” Doyoung grinned

“....you are?....why?” Taeil raised an eyebrow

“Because I can” Doyoung smirked strutting off towards the canteen where everyone going on the trip was supposed to meet

“.....weirdo” Taeil mumbled shaking his head “....thank god it’s Friday”
And with that Taeil dragged himself towards his office and sat down on his leather spinny chair

____________________________________________

“So Mr Nakamoto...how comes you didn’t become a doctor in the first place?” The man asked

“.....” Sicheng frowned “...how come YOU became a doctor in the first place?”

“I went to medical school...”

“Well I went to a modelling agency and became a model cause I wanted to”

“....fair enough I used to be a model too...and dj”

The two sat in awkward silence until the doctor coughed and asked

“S-so where in China are you from?”

“Wenzhou...”

“Oh I’ve been there...nice place”

“Yeah.....”

And then the awkward silence came back

“....am I employed?” Sicheng asked breaking the silence

“...yeah” the man shrugged

“When do I start?”

“....today I guess”

“............well guess we work together now Hyungwon...” Sicheng smiled

“Yeah...well...see you around” Hyungwon smiled back

Sicheng walked out the office and to the room where he guessed was his

“That was easy...” he mumbled to himself

The tall Chinese sat in silence thinking about life until he got a text from Hyungwon

“Congratulations you’ve got a patient since you’re the only competent person I can think of here” the text read

Sicheng groaned at the thought of actually having to do something on his first day but soon smiled as he remembered the reason why he went to medical school

He wanted to help people

He quickly texted back a quick ‘k’ and logged onto the computer

The door opened and in came an ashy blue haired boy followed by an unimpressed looking tall ashy brown haired man

“Jun? Chan?” Sicheng asked

“....sicheng?...yeah” Jun Said

“...what happened to your arm Chan?” Sicheng asked the younger boy

“......” Chan stayed silent

“He tried to punch Soonyoung and ended up punching the glass table” Jun answered for him monotoned

Chan looked down

“....well.....I’m not gonna ask what happened...anyways...let me take a look” Sicheng said reaching out for Chan’s arm, examining it “did your fist land on anything hard after the glass shattered?”

“...yeah...the floor” Chan said in barely a whisper

“Well I’m pretty sure you fractured your wrist and knuckles but I’ll need a scan to be sure...for the bleeding...place your arm on that counter there so I can take the glass out and bandage it”

Chan stood up and went over to the metal counter, putting his arm on it wincing slightly

“Ok this might hurt a bit” Sicheng warned

______________later_________________________

“K...all done come back next Tuesday Hyungwon will have the scans by then” Sicheng Said

“...what about you?” Jun asked

“I’m going on holiday”

“Where?”

“To all the places I got banned from as a kid”

“Sounds fun” Jun smiled standing up “and thanks”

———————————————————

“WE’RE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVOURITE ROCKET SHIP-“ Jeno sang

“Shut up” Renjun groaned

“...ok” Jeno pouted

“OK KIDS!” Doyoung shouted while grinning “don’t forget your lunch and don’t you dare run off”

“...why is he here?” Jaemin asked

“According to Chenle who heard from Jisung who heard from Lucas who heard from Jungwoo who over heard Uncle Taeil that Uncle Doyoung is chaperoning us cause he can” Renjun said

“We’ve gotta spend our last day of term with someone we know other then us three?” Jeno groaned

“...just stay 10ft away from him” Jaemin said

“Ok get up little humans! Some of you are gonna see your relatives” Doyoung grinned

“....did he just insult a bunch of kids he doesn’t know?” Renjun ask

“....we stan” Jaemin whispered

“Guess it won’t be so bad....we get to see Tasha get roasted for being too smart” Jeno smiled

“For the last time Trina I don’t care about the bird migrating cycle thing” They heard Doyoung groan

“B-but mr Jenkins is normally interested-“ Tasha protested

“Well I’m not Mr Jenkins I’m Mr Kim who’s superior to Mr Jenkins Taylor” Doyoung cut her off

“It’s Tasha” the girl mumbled

__________________later_____________________

“YEET” Jeno yelled throwing his banana into the monkey cage

“JENO! If you’re going to illegally feed animals do it quietly so you don’t get caught” Doyoung glared

“Sorry” Jeno apologised

On the other side of the zoo Jaemin was looking at a snake

They were having a staring contest

“...nana......the group left like 10min ago including Jeno” Renjun said

“....b-but me and Delilah w-were bonding!” Jaemin frowned

“....right” Renjun shook his head and dragged Jaemin away from the snake tank and out of the reptile area

“I want a pet snake” Jaemin finally announced

“We’ll ask your parents first” Renjun sighed

“Really? What if they say no” Jaemin pouted

“We can keep it at my house” Renjun said “look we’re here”

“You’re the best!” Jaemin grinned

“Oh shut up

__________xuxi__________________

“I am here and queer and ready to work“

“Good thing you’re here we’ve got a lot of customers today” Minghao said before handing over a bag to a customer

“Damn look at these rich people has uncle Yuta and Sicheng ever shopped here?” Lucas asked

“Yuta comes here every week to buy sicheng a present and Sicheng comes here every week ti talk shit about everyone with us” BamBam answered who was standing by the other cash register next to Minghao

“Speaking of which he should be here right about now” Minghao said looking at his watch then the door

“Oh damn I get the bond with the uncle Sicheng” lucas grinned jumping around the store happily

“Hello....MOVE YOU STUPID BITCH THIS COAT IS NEW...EXCUSE ME GET OUT OF MY WAY CLEARLY YOU CAN’T AFFORD ANYTHING HERE” a very angry Sicheng stormed in dressed in his doctor clothes and a stethoscope around his neck like a typical doctor

It was safe to say...most of the customers were scared of him the whole town knew of Sicheng and his temper

“Yo dude what happened this time? Sick coat btw” Minghao gestured towards his lab coat

“Oh my god so while I was leaving work oh yes I’m a doctor now anyways while I was leaving work I bumped into this bitch from secondary school” Sicheng fumed

“Which one there’s many” BamBam asked while handing a customer their new shoes

“That bitch ass sorry of an excuse of a guy that transferred from Korea with Doyoung”

“Oh you mean Wooyoung? Wasn’t he your ex boyfriend?” Minghao asked

“You’ve dates someone apart from uncle Yuta?” Lucas asked in shock while folding clothes

“Yes and yes he’s such a dick you’re lucky your first boyfriend is nice and loves you” Sicheng sighed

“What happened?” Lucas quickly ran over towards sicheng

He really enjoyed these story times of his parents and uncles pasts which is why he bothered kun a lot since Kun had many stories

“Ooooh wait I want to tell the story I was a bystander” Minghao rushed from the now empty counter after his last customer left towards where Lucas and Sicheng were

__________flashback by wayv______

“.....why is Yuta crying?” Jaehyun asked Taeyong who was currently attempting to comfort a crying yuta

Behind Jaehyun was young Minghao BamBam Yugyeom Eunwoo Mingyu and seokmin

“Sicheng’s dating the new transfer student from Korea” Taeyong whispered incase Yuta heard and started crying even more, Taeyong then turned ti Yuta “it’s ok Yuta we miss your smile don’t cry there are so many attractive and nice boys out there and one of them will love you more then anything”

“Or not” Ten snorted

“TEN!” Taeyong glared at ten who was eating a burger across the table

Ten just shrugged

“B-but no one is as handsome as Winwin or as nice I love him so much Taeyong” Yuta cried into Taeyong shoulder

“Sichengs dating Doyoung?!” Jaehyun asked

“No you idiot he’s dating wooyoung the other transfer student didn’t you open the groupchat?” Minghao answered smacking Jaehyun’s head

“Honestly I put yall on mute” Jaehyun shrugged

“Oh there they are” Seokmin grinned pointing towards Sicheng and a tall boy with mess brown hair and pale skin walking towards them

“Hey....guys............” Sicheng trailed off after seeing Yuta crying on Taeyong’s shoulder

....what was this feeling? Guilt and....something else....Sicheng didn’t like it.....jealousy? No couldn’t be he has a boyfriend

“O-oh sicheng...how are you?” Yuta quickly lifted his head and looked at Sicheng

Everyone witnessing the scene winced at sichengs hurt expression of Yuta not addressing him by Winwin or winko

“I’m good....um this is wooyoung” Sicheng said gesturing towards the handsome boy next to him

“Bro....” Minghao sighed at the awkward atmosphere and decided to go to his other group of friends and his boyfriend Junhui

_____________present_____________

“Damn Mr Y must’ve been heartbroken” Lucas said still in shock over how well Yuta handled the situation

“His heart was shattered” Minghao frowned

“I still regret it till this day” Sicheng sighed in regret and guilt

“What happened to Wooyoung?” Lucas asked

“Well you see he turned out to be a massive dickhead he blackmailed Sicheng with things Sicheng trusted him with and once he even told everyone one of Sicheng’s secret” Minghao explained still a bit angry about the whole thing

“That was the worst part of my life” Sicheng said “but Yuta was there”

_______flashback by supportieren_____

“SICHENG!” Yuta called out to Sicheng who was currently running past the whispering students in the hallway

“WINWIN” Yuta tried again

He was catching up to Sicheng finally

Now they were in the empty playground where it was raining hard

“WINKO!”

Suddenly Sicheng stopped, they where near the end of the playground

“What do you want Yuta....I’m sure you’ve heard and you’ve seen everything too...are you going to remind of what an awful and disgusting person I am?” Sicheng asked as tears began to form in his eyes

He turned towards Yuta who walked closer to him

“What?! No...I mean yes I’ve heard and seen everything but I don’t think you’re disgusting non of us does in fact me and Ten beat up a group of kids for gossiping about you...now we have isolation but that’s besides the point the point is we...your friends don’t think you’re disgusting we want to help you instead we love...I love you a lot”

“Why....all I’ve done is hurt you I keep pushing you away” Sicheng cried

“It doesn’t matter I love you and I’ll keep trying it doesn’t matter wether you accept my feelings or not I’ll always love you and I’ll never leave you” yuta said softly hugging Winwin

“...Yuta...I don’t deserve you....” Sicheng whispered hugging back

“You deserve the world” Yuta whispered back while pulling away

“....can I be honest?” Sicheng asked after a minute of silence

“Of course you can”

“I dated Wooyoung to try and loose feelings for you...I was scared if we started dating and it didn’t work out we would stop talking completely” Sicheng looked down”......Yuta....I love you too”

Yuta stood there in shock, he quickly pinched himself and slapped himself incase it was a dream

“Y-you love me...b-back?” Yuta asked in shock

“....yes” Sicheng smiled

“Uh can I kiss you?” Yuta asked quickly then turned red after realising what he said “S-sorry I me-mean-“

Yuta was quickly cut off by Sicheng’s lips on his

“EW NO SICHENG WHY ARE YOU KISSING THAT UGLY RAT” Taeil yelled from the other side of the playground where the rest of their friends were taking pictures
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“That’s so cute...beats Donghyuck’s confession to Mark” Lucas chuckled

“It’s was very cute I saw it all go down from the top floor” BamBam joined in

“Didn’t Donghyuck just say ‘hey Mark you’re my boyfriend now’ and didn’t mark just go along with it?” Sicheng asked

“And then they lived happily ever after” Lucas clapped

“Why are your hands so big?” BamBam asked bewildered

Just as Lucas was about to answer the door opened

“We’re closed-oh” Minghao paused half way

“XIAOJUN?!” Sicheng shouted as he ran towards a short boy with black hair and thick eyebrows

“JUN?!” Lucas shouted in joy

“Welp we’re going to go now but get Junnie welcome back feel free to come by anytime” Minghao smiled at the newcomer before leaving

“Feel free to drop by Got7 Lane too little man and lock up before you leave Lucas” BamBam grinned following Minghao

“You’re back early” Sicheng smiled at Xiaojun

“Well I missed home and you guys so I’m back so is hendrey and yangyang” Xiaojun said

“I missed my son” Sicheng pulled Xiaojun into a tight hug “I’ll drive you home Yuta’s going to be excited”

“Bro Hendrey’s and yangyang are back too? You guys are my favourite people ever!” Lucas happily ran around

“Don’t tell Jungwoo that” Sicheng whispered to Xiaojun who laughed

“You’re a doctor?” Xiaojun stopped laughing and asked

“Oh yeah I became one today” Sicheng grinned

————Nakamoto household___________

“YUTA RENJUN CHENLE GET IN THE LIVING ROOM I HAVE A SURPRISE” Sicheng yelled

“COMING WINKO”

“YES MUM”

“COMING”

Soon everyone was in the living room excited because Sicheng rarely has surprises and when he does their good

“So guts firstly yes I’m a doctor and secondly LOOK WHOS BACK!” Sicheng moved away revealing Xiaojun

“DEJUN?! MY SON” Yuta got up and hugged XiaoJun

“Dejun?!” Renjun got up and joined the hug fest

“XIAOJUN” chenle also joined in

Sicheng smiled at the sight when suddenly he heard knocking

He left the living room and went to answer it

“Hey Kun OH YANGYANG!” Sicheng hugged the small brunette “how was Germany?”

“It was really nice but Hendrey and Dejun kept ordering currywurst everday” yangyang rolled his eyes

The three were on an exchange student program in China and Germany

“MOVE KUN! It’s cold” a voice from behind Kun shouted

“Ah Ten I’m guessing Hendrey is with you?” Sicheng asked as Kun walked in with yangyang

“Yup I’m here!” Hendrey grinned

“I missed you so much” Jungwoo said hugging the boy

“Can we get inside so we can celebrate?!” Taeyong whined FRON behind them

“Stop being a bitch ting ting” Ten rolled his eyes as he walked in

Chapter Text

“WHOOOO PARTAYYYYYYYY” it was of course Lucas who was running around screaming with a bottle of sprite in his hand

“I missed Lucas so much” Yangyang grinned

“Probably the only person that has ever said they miss Lucas is you” Renjun sighed

“Uncle Kun is such a buzz kill but yangyangs like the coolest person ever I would’ve thought Kun was his grandad instead of his dad” Jisung snickered

“That is incredibly rude” Kun scoffed

“They’re right tho dad” Yangyang grinned while doing a somersault

“DAD LOOK I GOT YOU THESE SQUISHES FROM CHINA!” Xiaojun yelled while unpacking his bag

“THIS IS WHY YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE SON I LOVE YOU” Yuta cried taking the soft toys

“That definitely didn’t hurt at all” Renjun sniffed

“Mum look I got you this book to learn mandarin like you asked me to so you can listen in all the gossip between Uncle Kun and uncle Sicheng!” Hendrey grinned

“Won’t he understand you when you’re talking shit on the phone then?” Jungwoo asked

“I also know Cantonese it’s ok” Hendrey shrugged

“Look all of you knowing so many languages then you have Mark who can barely even speak English and knows the bare minimum of korean” Taeyong sighed

“Hey! I’m good with languages” Mark protested

“Mhm of course Mark” Donghyuck smirked

“Actually I taught Mark how to swear in mandarin” Sicheng laughed

“YOU WHAT?!” Taeyong yelled

“Calm now babe Mark would’ve learnt Them anyways from Renjun and chenle” Jaehyun said

“....can you pass me the remote Lucas?” Jungwoo asked quietly

“What baby?” Lucas asked as Johnny glared at him

“..can you please pass me the remote” Jungwoo asked again

“Sorry can you repeat that” Lucas tried to move closer as Johnny watched him

“I SAID PASS ME THE FUCKING REMOTE YOU IDIOT!” Jungwoo glared

“O-oh here sorry” Lucas handed over the remote slightly startled as Johnny snickered

“Why do you hate him so much?” Ren asked Johnny

“Because look at him! I only want the best for my son not some overgrown plant you have to make good first impressions when you meet someone for the first time and his was not too great your parents loved me because I made such a good first impression” Johnny explained

“Firstly my parents hated your guts sweetie and they still do and secondly Lucas’s first time meeting you was when he was 7 hours old” Ten rolled his eyes “it’s normal for babies to cry”

“Yeah well every time I was with the kid something always goes wrong....I will never forget the day I babysat him” Johnny shuddered

Ten sighed and shook his head

The reason Johnny “dislikes” Lucas so much is because of an incident that happened when Lucas was around 8 years old which got Johnny fired from his job and till this day, 8 years later Johnny still holds a grudge

“What the fuck are you doing on my dining table?!” Sicheng screamed

Chenle Jisung Hendrey Yangyang Dejun Donghyuck and Lucas had formed a pyramid on top of the dining table

“Ahaha...you see we thought this would be fun but I don’t know how to get off now” Hendrey who was at the top laughed nervously

“And I think my spines going to break if I keep this up” Jisung groaned clearly struggling

“Same” Chenle cried

“.....hold on....” Sicheng went towards the table and put his arms out “Hendrey Jump I’ll catch you I promise I used to do cheerleading”

“Uhhhhh” Hendrey looked down then at Sicheng and decided to just fuck it and jump “please don’t kill me”

Hendrey scrambled over xiaojun and Donghyuck and jumped into Sicheng’s arms who caught him

“Ugh you’re really heavy” Sicheng groaned after setting Hendrey down “the rest of you can get down yourself right”

“Yup” they responded before getting off the table

“You guys are strange kids” Sicheng sighed smiling

“Are you not mad?” Jisung asked

“Whoa you changed mum” Xiaojun said smiling but a bit shocked

“It just reminded me of when I was younger and started competitive cheerleading” Sicheng smiled at them “I have medals you know”

“Woahhhhh can we see them! Can you tell us stories of when you were highschool?!” Lucas asked

“Omg can you tell us who was popular and stuff in highschool?!” Donghyuck asked he trusted Sicheng to be honest with this Ten would probably lie about everyone social ranking in school to make fun of them

“Was the school really different?!” Chenle asked

“Uh ok sit down” Sicheng said “I’ll tell you everything...actually I’ll tell you about my first day!”

Everyone sat down on the floor quickly listening to every word coming out of Sicheng’s mouth

“Hey guys what’s going on?” Jeno jaemin Jungwoo and Mark came in to the dining room

“Mums telling us about his first day of highschool!!!” Chenle grinned

“Oooh I want to listen” Jungwoo smiles as he sat down followed by Jaemin Jeno And Mark

Outside the dining room Taeyong watched the circle of teens and Sicheng with amazement at how Chenle Lucas and yangyang were sitting still and quiet

“.....that is....incredible” Ten gasped as he saw the sight “Lucas Chenle and yangyang being still and quiet and Sicheng not being annoyed wow”

Inside the dining room Sicheng continued the story

“So it started like this” Sicheng started

_________flashback by amajohn________

“Well Jaehyun....looks like we’re both starting secondary school” Sicheng sighed

“...well yes Sicheng it does” Jaehyun replied

The two were standing outside (idk what to call this school so I’ll call it J) J academy

“SICHENG YOURE HERE!!!” Yuta who was in year 8 ran towards the two and hugged Sicheng

“....get off” Sicheng said while blushing

“Stay Safe you two and if anyone bullies you Sicheng tell me!” Yuta grinned

“What about me?” Jaehyun frowned

“Tell the teacher or something I dunno” Yuta shrugged before running off to his first class

“Don’t think you’d get bullied” Sicheng smiled at his best friend “you had a major glow up”

“I hope not” Jaehyun frowned

“Uh yo....can you guys help us...we’re lost” a scrawny looking boy with bright red hair asked coming up to them followed by a taller boy with jet black hair “we can’t find our friends”

“Sorry dude...we’re new here ourselves we just started year 7” Jaehyun frowned

“Ah damn well we’re year 7 too” the boy tall boy sighed then smiled

“You have cool hair you know” Sicheng said to the red head

“Thanks man I’m Minghao by the way” The red head or Minghao grinned

“Omg are you chinese too? I’m Sicheng” Sicheng asked excitedly he had no Chinese friends except his cousins kun

The two chattered away in fast mandarin

“Well...I’m going to guess you’re not chinese...I’m Jaehyun or Jeffrey I’m korean but I lived in America for 4 years” Jaehyun introduced himself to the taller boy

“Woahhhh that’s so cool I’m Mingyu and I’m also korean” Mingyu grinned

“Mingyu Sicheng is coming over after school to hang out with us!” Minghao yelled

“Jaehyun we are both going to Hao’s house after school!” Sicheng declared

Jaehyun and Mingyu both just sighed in agreement

*time skip*

“...” Sicheng stared at Jaehyun

“...” Jaehyun stared at Sicheng

“Why are those girls staring?” Sicheng whispered

“I don’t know man” Jaehyun whispered back

The two were in their new form class and they were currently being stared at by a group of girls

“Excuse me....what is your skincare routine” A girl asked the two

“Um....I just wash my face with water....” Jaehyun replied

“I just.....do the same sometimes I use this charcoal soap from Japan” Sicheng smiled

“Omg really I heard Japanese face masks are really good”

Sicheng and the group of girls quickly got into a conversation about skin care

“Wow...looks like Sicheng’s fitting in just fine...” thought Jaehyun smiling at his best friend

*time skip*

“OVER HERE!” Yuta was standing on a table in the canteen signalling Jaehyun and Sicheng to join him

“Ah Jaehyun and Sicheng how has your first day been” Taeyong asked as the two sat down

“Hey winwin hey Jeffrey” a boy greeted as he passed by the table

“Looks like they’re doing just fine” Kun chuckled

“We made tons of friends in fact me and Jaehyun are hanging out with Minghao and Mingyu after school” Sicheng grinned

Yuta frowned

“Awwww Chengie I wanted to hang out with you today” Taeil whined

Yuta’s frown deepened before he turned to glare at Taeil

“Who’s Minghao and Mingyu?” Johnny asked

“They’re...oh there they are HEY GYU HAO COME HERE!” Jaehyun yelled waving at the two

Minghao grinned as he dragged Mingyu to the table

“Hey guys! Who’s ya friends?” Mingyu asked

“The old boring looking one is Taeil the other old but less boring looking one is Kun the pretty one is Taeyong the anime looking dude is Yuta the tall ugly one is Johnny and the small one is Ten or-“ Jaehyun got cut off

“Don’t” Ten glared

Taeyong blushed at being called pretty by Jaehyun

“...you’re getting so rude these days” Kun sighed as Taeil and Johnny nodded in agreement

“We have another friend called doyoung but he’s in korea but he’s coming back here next year!” Sicheng explained

Just then a group of 6 people came and stood behind mingyu and Minghao

“There you guys are...who are they?” The long haired one asked

“Oh these are our new friends Sicheng and Jaehyun....guys these are our friends the one that looks like a camel is Seungcheol he’s behind on everything the pink haired one is Joshua and he’s lowkey evil the long haired one is Jeonghan and he’s a massive snake the one with cat eyes is Jun and he’s the funniest person I know and the one that looks like a stone is wonwoo he’s a massive nerd” Minghao smiles introducing everyone

“You should really try and be nicer to everyone that’s not Jun as well” Seungcheol sighed

“What do you mean Im nice to Jun and non Jun’s equally” Minghao frowned

“Well we’ll be going to our table nice to meet you guys” Wonwoo smiled

“I’ll see tomorrow after school for our project then Yuta” Jun grinned before leaving

“Secondary school isn’t that bad you know“ Jaehyun grinned

“That’s what you think at the moment” Taeil muttered

“Just because you didn’t become popular immediately...or popular at all.....why am I even sitting with you” Ten snickered

“For the last time Ten we get it you’re popular” Taeyong sighed

“I’m popular too...I’m even more popular than Ten” Yuta smirked

“Ohhhhh bet” Ten stood up and glared at Yuta

“Why do you guys care so much me and Kun don’t even notice the different social status here between students until Ten brings it up” Johnny smiled

“I thought people only had social status’s in American school” Sicheng said confused

“Oh no we have it here too for example Taeyong and Taeil are in the smart clique me Taeyong and Yuta are the popular kids but we’re in different cliques within the popular group and Johnny’s one of the stoners Kun is....actually Kun what are you?” Ten asked turning to Kun who was eating his panini

“A person who could care less” Kun answered monotoned

“Ok Kun’s a social floater everyone likes him and he’s friends with everyone” Ten decided

“What cliques are you Yuta and taeyong in?” Jaehyun asked finally gaining interest in the topic

“Well Taeyong is in the smart but not obnoxious so they’re liked by everyone clique Yuta is and the athletic clique I’m just in the popular for no particular reason clique” Ten grinned

“Ten....I think you just made all of these up” Kun sighed

“I’m not a stoner sure I smoked weed before coming to school and I have plans to go and do it again after school but I’m not a stoner” Johnny huffed

“....yeah you’re a stoner” Yuta snickered “well I agree with Ten only because he said I’m popular”

“I think everyone should just be friends” Taeyong frowned

“Yeah well sadly that’s not how the world works besides I don’t want to be friends with half of these ants here” Ten replied staring at a group of kids with disgust

“Have you....ever tried to....be nice Ten?” Taeil asked

“....I’m nice to everyone” Ten smiled

“Anyways....how do you find the lessons?” Taeyong asked turning towards Sicheng and Jaehyun

“Well Jaehyun broke a beaker in science and I cried in cooking” Sicheng replied

“Why did you cry in cooking?” Yuta asked immediately stopping everything he was doing

“What happened” Taeil asked also stopping everything he was doing

Kun looked at them and rolled his eyes

“It wasn’t that deep we were watching how McNuggets were made and Sicheng felt bad for the old chickens and started crying” Jaehyun laughed as Sicheng shoved him face red from embarrassment

“Did you not get bullied for that?” Ten asked

“No everyone was quiet emotional during the video this kid named BamBam full on started sobbing” Jaehyun said

“I remember wonho crying a whole river after watching hotel Rwanda and the guy looks like he can beat up a whole army” Yuta laughed at the memory

“To be fair the movie is quite sad” Taeil frowned

“No one asked gramps” Yuta rolled his eyes

“No one asked if you asked” Taeil glared

“No one asked if you asked if I asked”

“No one asked if you asked if I asked if you asked”

“No one asked-“

“ENOUGH!” Kun shouted sick of the two

Taeil abd yuta both looked at Kun shocked

“Yes sir” the both said saluting

“Sicheng loves me” Yuta quickly whispered to Taeil before facing everyone else

Taeil just gasped offended and glared daggers at Yuta

*a few days later*

“OOOOOHHHHH”

“DO IT!!!”

“OMG THIS IS SO CUTE”

“WATCH ME POST THIS ON EVERYTHING!!!”

“....what’s going on?” Yuta asked

He was currently walking towards the auditorium with Johnny Taeil and Kun

“Is that....Sicheng?” Johnny asked

They went towards the crowd of year 7s and pushed to the front where they saw Jaehyun who was smirking

“Hey Jeff what’s going on?” Johnny asked

“Oh Sicheng just got asked out by a girl” Jaehyun said as he started laughing

“WHAT?!” Yuta and Taeil yelled as they pushed further into the crowd

“Oh...who asked him out?” Kun asked

“One of the bitchy popular girls I’m just waiting for her to get rejected” Jaehyun snickered

“Well Sicheng is very gay and lowkey likes Yuta anyways” Kun shrugged

“Well it’s free entertainment” Johnny laughed “I think he’s about to reject- oh....FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!”

Kun and and Jaehyun both looked ahead at where Johnny was looking

Yuta and Taeil had formed a small wall between the girl and Sicheng who looked liked he wanted to die

Johnny and Kun decided to collect the two, sighing they both pushed through the crowd leaving Jaehyun who was in hysterics

“Fuck off stupid year 7” Taeil spat

“I’m in year 7 too.....” Sicheng muttered

“Don’t ever come near my Winko again” Yuta shouted

“YUTA! TAEIL! MOVE AWAY FROM THE CHINESE BOY AND THE LIGHT SKIN GIRL” Johnny yelled finally reaching the front of the crowd with Kun

“You two have got to stop bothering my cousin” Kun sighed dragging Taeil away

“But she’s going to steal him” Taeil frowned

“No she won’t. Have you forgotten Sicheng is gay” Kun rolled his eyes

“....oh”

Meanwhile with Johnny and Yuta

“Look man you can’t be doing shit like this if you want him you got to get him alone and show him the type of man you are!” Johnny said

“...You’re right!” Yuta grinned

“You have to one up that girl!”

“Yes”

“Show him who’s the man!”

“Exactly!”

“Make him yours!”

“Absolutely!”

Both Johnny and Yuta started cheering

_______________present________________

“How come I never got confessions in year 7?” Renjun frowned

“Because you’re ugly” Chenle laughed

“I got confessions in year 7” Xiaojun stated proudly

“Same man!” Lucas high fives Xiaojun

“I got a few” Hendrey Shrugged

“I got confessions when I lived in Germany” Yangyang smiled

“I got some in year 7 actually” Mark added

“We get it you guys are attractive” Jisung snorted

“SICHENG IN MY DEFENCE JAEHYUN HANDED ME THE WRONG THINGS AT THE WRONT TIME!” Taeil shouted running past the dining room and into the kitchen with a bucket of water

“WHAT THE FUCK” Sicheng screamed as he got up and ran towards the kitchen

Chapter Text

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Silence
No one dared to say a single word
Lucas was too scared to even breath so he tried to hold his breath

Jungwoo who noticed Lucas turning blue rolled his eyes and nudged him so he’d start breathing again

“Hey look you guys can pay for a new kitchen” Ten said breaking the silence

“....That vase was from my mother....” Sicheng’s voice was dangerously calm

“...you mother can send you a new one?“ Yangyang suggested as a took a few steps away

“My mother’s dead yangyang.”

“Hey look on the bright side it’s just the kitchen that burnt down” Jaehyun smiles nervously

“....I guess it’s not too bad....I’ll clean it up later....continue what you were doing guys” Sicheng sighed as he went upstairs

“I feel bad” Taeil added after Sicheng was gone

“We should all clean up the kitchen” Yuta suggested followed by agreements “and I’m sorry for trying to stab you with a fork Taeil even if you deserved it”

“....whatever” Taeil shrugged as he started to clean up the mess

“Anyone notice Sicheng’s been acting weird today...like he’s less bitchy” Doyoung said after a while

“Yeah....yeah I see what you mean” Taeyong nodded from behind the sink

“Maybe it’s because Dejun’s back” Yuta replied as he ruffled his sons hair

“Well when I was at work Sicheng mentioned bumping into his ex boyfriend” Lucas told Jaehyun

“...ah” Jaehyun responded “was it Wooyoung? That dickhead?”

“....yeah I think that was his name”

“WOOYOUNG?! WHERE?!” Yuta Taeil and Ten shouted immediately standing and fighting pose

“Woah Wooyoung? Who dat?” Mark asked from the fridge

“Don’t talk like that mark” Donghyuck glared

“Sicheng’s manipulative shitty ex from year 9” Taeyong answered almost breaking a cup

*upstairs with Sicheng*

“And I really thought life was getting better” Sicheng sighed as he flopped down into his bed “see this is why I don’t believe in you Jehova” he said pointing towards the ceiling

“That’s not very nice of you to say”

“....who’s that?....Yuta?” Sicheng asked getting up and looking around

“Oh no I’m not your husband...I’m better”

Sicheng looked around frantically
“This isn’t funny Taeil”

“I’m better than Taeil too” the voice answered

“W-who-“ Sicheng looked at the floor length mirror on the wall and screamed

There he was...in the mirror...Wooyoung

“Remember secondary school?” He asked grinning

Sicheng felt sick

Suddenly the lights all turn off and the curtains closed

“H-how...wh-why?” Sicheng asked moving back

Suddenly it clicked

“You’re not him....you’re that thing from that night..!” Sicheng shouted pointing towards the mirror

“Well you’re not as dumb as I thought....you’re partially right...I’m your fear”

“Ha I’m not scared of Wooyoung” Sicheng smirked

“But you’re scared of people finding out your secrets, you’re scared of people knowing everything about you, you’re scared of opening up to people”

“N-no I’m not....I open up to a lot of people like Yuta” Sicheng answered trying to not seem scared

“Look”

The image of Wooyoung disappeared and instead an image of everyone replaced it

There was Yuta, Taeil, Jaehyun, Taeyong, Kun, Doyoung, Ten, Johnny, Dejun, Renjun, Chenle, Yangyang, Mark, Lucas, Jisung, Donghyuck, Hendrey, Jungwoo, Jeno and Jaemin

“Don’t ever speak to me again” It was Jaehyun, he looked disappointed

“Don’t think of even coming over anymore you’re disgusting” Taeyong glared

“N-no...what did I do...?” Sicheng asked

“Gross we should’ve stopped being friends in year 9” Ten said giving Sicheng a dirty look

“Sorry dude but...this too much....even for me...” Johnny sighed he looked sad and ashamed of Sicheng

“Why didn’t you tell mum?!” Renjun glared

“I can’t believe my own mother did things like that” Dejun grimaced

“What the fuck?! You’re not my mum anymore” Chenle yelled

“W-what?! N-no what do you mean?!” Sicheng asked close to tears

“I’m glad Yuta told us...it’s embarrassing that I’m your cousin” Kun said looking down

“WHAT?! YUTA?! KUN.....” Sicheng yelled crying

Suddenly all the lights turned on and the curtain opened

“WINKO?!” Yuta shouted as he ran towards the crying man

“Y-Yuta...” Sicheng cried

“Baby what’s wrong? Is it’s about the vase don’t worry I fixed it and Lucas told me about Wooyoung did he do anything-“ Yuta rambled on

“N-no it’s not that.....Yuta....you won’t tell anyone about things I’ve told you right? You guys don’t think I’m disgusting right?” Sicheng asked still crying

“What?! No of course not no matter what I won’t tell anyone about what you’ve told me! And no we all love you...I love you the most but we all love you in fact Donghyuck wants to be like you when he grows up and Renjun said he wants to follow in your footsteps remember when Chenle went to nursery for the first time and bragged about his mother being the coolest and prettiest person ever?” Yuta smiled

“....they want to be like me?....Chenle said that?....” Sicheng asked

“Just now we were talking about how amazing you are and how much we love you! Ten Doyoung Kun and Taeil made a whole plan to beat up Wooyoung” Yuta grinned

*downstairs*

“Woah damn is that you Uncle K?” Lucas asked

“Dad is that really you?” Yangyang asked trying to hold in his laughter

They had found Sicheng’s copy of Kun’s music videos

“W-what?...no...” Kun said trying to avoid eye contact

“It is him!” Ten shouted from the kitchen “he was so proud of it in school”

“Oh yeah well...look here’s Johnny’s old Facebook!” Kun said turning his phone to face the kids

“What?! Bruh I’m not even involved!” Johnny protested

“Wow dad....what are you doing....?” Donghyuck asked

“He has swag” Hendrey snickered

“Yeah well look! It’s Jaehyun practicing his English!” Johnny quickly averted the attention to his phone

“Someone get dad milk” Mark laughed

“Did you get the milk though?” Lucas asked

“How was Kevin’s party?” Xiaojun asked

“....really Johnny” Jaehyun asked with a poker face

“You exposes my crush” Johnny shrugged

“Jungwoooooo look what I got you!” Lucas sang as he handed a box to Jungwoo who smiled

“THAT BETTER NOT BE A MARRIAGE RING THE ENGAGEMENT IS ENOUGH!” Johnny shouted

“For the last time...THEY ARE NOT ENGAGED!” Both Ten and Doyoung yelled

Johnny just sniffed as he continued to glare at Lucas

“Oh wow this bracelet is so pretty!” Jungwoo grinned

“Thank you! I got it with my last pay check!” Lucas grinned

“Why do you hate him? He even has a job” Jaehyun sighed

“I don’t hate your stupid son I dislike him” Johnny huffed

“You know what...tomorrow I’m dropping Lucas off at yours since it’s a Saturday, you can spend some time together” Jaehyun grinned

“That sounds like a great idea!” Ten smirked as he walked into the living room

“YES! A WHOLE DAY WITH UNCLE J!” Lucas fist bumped the air

“Great I’ll drop him off on my way to chatime then” Taeyong said

Chapter Text

“I don’t agree with this idea”

“I know”

“I dislike you”

“I know”

“I don’t want you dating my baby” Johnny glared

“But why man” Lucas whined

“You might get him fired from school” Johnny responded coldly

“I will never get him fired from education” Lucas gasped

“You can’t get fired from school....anyways get over the fact lucas got you fired 8 years ago from a job you hated anyways” Taeyong rolled his eyes “well I’ll be going then and if I see a single cell on Lucas’s body damaged I’ll end you Seo Youngho”

“...yes sir!” Johnny gulped as he saluted to Taeyong who drove off to chatime

“WHERE SHOULD WE GO?!” Lucas asked loudly

“....I have work today but I don’t want you firing me from SM radio so I’ll call in sick” Johnny replied monotoned

“Can we get ice cream?!“ Lucas asked

“It’s cold but...whatever” Johnny shrugged as they walked to the ice cream shop in silence

“.....so how’s living in yeehaw like?” Lucas asked trying to start a conversation with his future father in law

“It was pretty darn rusty I wanted to yeet myself to Taco sometimes” Johnny answered thinking of his life back in Chicago

A passerby gave them a strange look after hearing their conversation
Lucas and Johnny aren’t close but they understand each other’s weird way of speaking pretty well

“We are here!!!!!” Lucas yelled as he ran into the ice cream shop like a huge puppy

Johnny sighed and followed him

“Damn this place is fucking expensive this little shit bought me here on purpose” Johnny thought looking at the menu

“Lucas broooooo” a squirrel like boy grinned

“Han my man” Lucas highfived the boy behind the counter

“You know him?” Johnny asked raising an eyebrow

“Yeah! He’s my friend Jisung but we call him Han”

Johnny sighed at the mention of another dumb name

“Kids these days...Lucas Han hoshi” The man who chose to name himself Johnny of all names thought

“Right what’s the cheapest thing here” Johnny asked

Ten would’ve slapped him for making himself sound poor

“Why do you ask? It’s free!” Lucas smiled widely

“F-free?!” Johnny asked bewildered

“Yeah Han gives me free ice cream here it sure saves a lot of money”

“Just don’t tell my boss” Jisung or Han winked as he took Lucas’ order

Soon the two got their ice cream and left the shop they continued walking in silence again

“So you get free fancy ice cream” It was Johnny who broke the silence this time

“Yeah! I get a lot of stuff for free because I’m friends with everyone!” Lucas replied enthusiastically

He was making progress

*meanwhile*

“STOP MOVING JAEHYUN!” Taeyong whisper yelled

“You guyssss they’ll hear you!” Jungwoo whispers from behind a bush

“Bruh...why couldn’t Ten hide under the bench my legs don’t fit” Sicheng groaned

“Is that supposed be an insult? Are you saying I’m short?” Ten glared from a tree

“You are short” Yuta snickered quietly from the tree branch above Ten

“Shut up guys! Look uncle Johnny hasn’t scared Xuxi to death” Yangyang pointed

He was currently in a buggy dressed as a baby and Xiaojun, who sitting on top of the bench Sicheng was under, was dressed as his mother

“Woah Lucas is alive?!” Mark nearly yelled from behind the tree Ten and Yuta were on

“Shut up” Donghyuck whispered as he hit Marks head

“Guys they’re coming this way!” Jeno whispered to everyone
He was currently dressed as an old man as well as Renjun and Jaemin
They were sitting on a bench across Yangyang Xiaojun and Hendrey

“Hide!” Hendrey whisper yelled from behind the bush next to Jungwoo

“And that’s how I passed up the chance to become a dictator and cause mass chaos to the world” Johnny finished explaining

“....what the fuck” Yuta whispered

“Woah that’s so cool!” Lucas cheered as he turned around to face Xiaojun and yangyang “....huh?”

Lucas walked towards the two as Johnny followed him confused

Sicheng who was under the bench tried to wiggle out from the back without getting noticed

“Hey!” Lucas yelled
Xiaojun yangyang and Sicheng all started panicking
“miss your baby is so cute!”

“Huh” everyone thought

“Is he actually retarded?” Mark asked Donghyuck

“If dad doesn’t recognise them I swear I will jump in the pond” Donghyuck muttered back

“You’re right Lucas! That baby is so cute wow miss your daughter is adorable!” Johnny cooed

“DAUGHTER?! WTF!” Yangyang thought

Hendrey snickered silently

“You better jump in the pond after this” Mark smirked at Donghyuck

“Shut up I didn’t think dad was this dumb” Donghyuck sulked

“Can we hold him?” Lucas asked excitedly

Just then Yangyang pretended to drift off to sleep

“O-oh well looks like he’s sleep he gets very upset if someone holds him while he’s sleepy” Xiaojun said trying his best to sound feminine

“Just like you were” Yuta sighed fondly

“Now is not the time” Ten glared

“Ah I see no problem then my friends Yuta and Sicheng’s first son Xiaojun was like that so was my son’s Jungwoo Hendrey and Donghyuck Jeno was an angel though” Johnny sighed

Jungwoo Donghyuck and Hendrey gasped, offended

Jeno quickly looked under the bench where Hendrey was and smirked

“Oh Xiaojun sounds like such a lovely boy” Xiaojun grinned

Taeyong Yuta Renjun and Mark facepalmed

“He can be sometimes I missed him though” Johnny smiled

“Not to be rude but your voice sounds a little weird...it kinda sounds like Xiaojun” Lucas raised an eyebrow

Hendrey started snickering again before Renjun kicked him

“Ahaha I just have a sore throat speaking of which I should go home now come one ya......nyu...yes yanyu anyways bye boys” Xiaojun tried smiling sweetly as he pushed the buggy with yangyang in it

“Y-annny-uuuu?” Yangyang asked In confusing but still trying to sound like a baby as he turned around and waved bye to Johnny and Lucas “bah byyyy”

“Awwww” Johnny and Lucas cooed

“He lets sit down we walked a lot” Johnny suggested as he sat down on the bench Xiaojun sat on

“Sure” Lucas shrugged sitting down

“Well fuck” Sicheng muttered “why the fuck are they so heavy”

“Wi-“ Yuta was about to call out before Ten put his hand over his mouth and glared

Behind another tree Jaehyun and Taeyong were trying not to laugh

Sicheng was currently almost successfully at wiggling his way out the back of the bench

“You know...you’re not that bad” Johnny smiled at Lucas “I approve of you and Jungwoo...but no funny business” he warned

“Of course not! Also you are now my favourite person in Nct street besides Uncle K!”

Jungwoo smiled from behind the bush

By now Sicheng was successful at escaping as he now got up and tried to sneak away quietly

“Mr Nakamoto?”

Up in the tree Yuta grinned proudly

Taeyong and Mark face palmed

“...haha heyyyyyyy Xuxi coolest dumbass to exist” Sicheng grinned nervously shooting finger guns

“.......oh my god” Jaemin groaned

Renjun and Jeno just sighed

“I didn’t know you were here Si” Johnny said smiling

“How dumb are they?” Ten thought

“Well you see I was just taking a walk you know you should walk for 30 minutes after you eat to not gain weight” Sicheng smiled

Xiaojun and yangyang watched from a distance

“Oh really? Well I’ll have to try that! Me and Lucas have been bonding today and it turned out better than I expected” Johnny rambled

“Woah really?! That’s radical bro” Sicheng replied “Jungwoo’s gonna be hyped to hear this!”

Renjun looked down from second hand embarrassment

Hendrey was having a hard time not laughing

Donghyuck groaned along with mark

“Well I see my friend Xiaoj-.....Xiao.....My friend Xiao over there! I’ll be going” Sicheng waves as he ran towards Xiaojun or Xiao

“So the lady is called Xiao...interesting” Lucas said thoughtfully

“Are they actually dumb?” Jaehyun thought

Just then a loud thud was heard

“YUTA?!” Johnny shorts rushing over to the Japanese man who just fell from the tree

“Is it Nakamoto fest today?” Lucas asked himself “is it raining Yuta’s today?” He asked Johnny

“I don’t know but he looks hurt”

“YUTA!”

Chapter Text

“Yuta!” Sicheng yelled running towards his husband

Xiaojun Followed him, pushing Yangyang in the buggy

“Yo can you push this a little better” Yangyang groaned

“Shut up its not my fault there’s rocks” Xiaojun glared

“Are you ok Yuta?” Johnny asked

Yuta just groaned in response still facing down

“What were you doing in the sky?” Lucas asked

Yuta just lifted his head up

“I was...collecting fresh leaves”

Ten shook his head sighing

“Ten?!” Johnny asked as he looked up

“I was...helping Yuta collect fresh leaves” Ten laughed nervously as he jumped down

“.....I mean I collect fresh leaves from uncle T’s house” Lucas shrugged

Taeyong shook his head remembering all the times Lucas walked in with a bunch of leaves claiming he’s making potions

“Jaehyun? Taeyong?” Johnny asked

“Yooo....we’re...inspecting trees...” Jaehyun smiled

“Yeah....this trees a bit....dry” Taeyong added as he leaned against the tree

Lucas nodded accepting the excuse

“GUYS IS YUTA OK?” Sicheng asked

“I think I broke my nose and leg” Yuta groaned trying to get up

“I’ll call an ambulance” Ten said getting his phone out

“Oh hello miss Xiao” Lucas grinned at Xiaojun

“Xiao...?” Xiaojun looked at Sicheng who glared “ah yes I’m Xiao”

“Oh yanyu is awake” Johnny said looking at yangyang who was looking at Yuta

“My baby! I told you to stay safe! Don’t worry the ambulance is coming soon” Sicheng tried comforting Yuta as he put his head in his laps

“....am I still handsome?” Yuta asked

“Of course”

“He fell out of a tree and that’s his concern” Mark shook his head “ok Donghyuck time to Jump in the pond like you said you would”

“Fuck you mark” Donghyuck glared

“Your dad and my mum would kill us” Mark frowned as he and Haechan walked to the pond

“MARKER! HYUCK!” It was Lucas

The two groaned as they walked towards the group

“Uh hi....me and mark were...fishing” Donghyuck said

“Without fishing poles? Isn’t it illegal to fish here?” Johnny asked

“We were going to use our hands and fuck da law” Mark replied

Taeyong glared at him

Hendrey decided it was about time he got out from under the bench since everyone was revealing themselves

He kicked Jeno Renjun and Jaemin’s legs and slid out

“Hendrey??” Johnny asked “man everyone seems to be at the park today”

“What are you doing down there?” Lucas asked

Hendrey got the first thing he could out of his pocket

A 5p coin

“I was looking for this” he smiled

“5p?” Taeyong raised and eyebrow

“Yeah....Jungwoo helped me find it...it’s an important 5p” Hendrey smirked

Jungwoo mentally cursed Hendrey as he walked out of the bush

“BABY!” Lucas rushed towards the boy only to be stopped by Johnny

“I like you but it’ll take some time for me to get used to....this”

“Guys the ambulance is coming” Ten said turning off his phone

“Ah well that’s lovely hope you feel better soon da-Yuta” Xiaojun smiled sweetly “I’ll be going home then” he looked towards Renjun Jaemin and Jeno “come on guys let’s go”

The three sighed in relief at not having to pretend to be old men any longer and followed Xiaojun and yangyang

“Hear that Yuta? They’re coming! You’ll be ok” Sicheng reassured Yuta

“So he does love Yuta....” Jaehyun muttered

“I fell out...of a tree....once” Mark said out of the blue

“No one cares” Donghyuck rolled his eyes as mark frowned at him

“Oh yeah bro I pushed you out of the tree!” Lucas grinned

“Don’t be proud of that” Taeyong glared

*at the hospital*

Taeyong and ten both rolled their eyes at Sicheng who was pacing back and forth

“Chill....it’s just a few broken bones” Ten sighed

“Relax? Relax?! RELAX?!” Sicheng grabbed ten by the shoulders “What it’s serious?!”

“Well...he seemed to be not dead and the tree wasn’t too tall” Jaehyun shrugged

Just as Sicheng was about to attack Jaehyun the doctor walked in

“Mr Nakamoto is alive you may visit him he just has a broken Leg and a fractured wrist”

Sicheng ran into the room as soon as the doctor finished

“Thanks doc” Jaehyun smiled as he followed Sicheng

“Mum....what are you doing?” Asked Mark

“I’m getting rid of germs hospitals and Ten have a lot of germs” Taeyong replied as he covered his hands in hand sanitizer

“What’s that supposed to mean? Clean freak” Ten glared while he was being dragged by Johnny

“Hi guys!” Yuta greeted from his bed

Sicheng was feeding him a sandwich
Yuta felt like he was in heaven

“Probably fell off on purpose” Johnny muttered

“I should fall of a tree so Jungwoo will me sandwiches!” Lucas jumped

“No! Do not injure yourself!” Jungwoo ordered

“Ok anything for you!”

“Whipped” Mark snickered

“As if you aren’t the same with Donghyuck” Lucas squinted his eyes

“And that’s how I like it” Donghyuck sniffed

“JAEHYUN!” They all heard Taeyong yell

“What did he do this time” Ten muttered as he turned around

“Sorry! I didn’t mean to drop the bag if iv fluids on the floor I tripped!” Jaehyun explained

“YOU IDIOT!” Taeyong glared

Chapter Text

“Oh my god you’re stupid” Ten sighed

“I’m a genius” Yangyang scoffed

Ten and yangyang has bumped into each other at Lidle

Yangyang was kicked out of the house by Kun to buy groceries and flowers for Yuta and Ten was out to buy himself some food

They decided to shop together after they saw each other in the bakery section

In the process yangyang decided to switch the barcode stickers of his box of doughnuts and apple strudels so he could pay £1 instead of £2.30

“You’ll get caught and then I’ll have to arrest you” Ten shook his head

“No I won’t Pfft watch me Chittaphon” Yangyang smirked

“Ok yang squared”

The two continued shopping

“Why are you buying so much milk?” Ten asked

“So I can take milk baths like I saw on TikTok” Yangyang shrugged

“That’s a waste of milk”

“You’re a waste of life”

“You take that back you dishonourable child!” Ten gasped

“No I won’t and fyi back in Germany they called me ehrenmann oldie” Yangyang sniffed

“Tf does that mean”

“It means a man of honour” Yangyang stated proudly then smirked “only the elite speak German”

“You’re the only one that speaks German here” Ten rolled his eyes

“That’s because I’m elite and Hueningkai knows some German he’s quarter German and has a German name!”

“Oh he quiet you’re giving me a migraine I’m going to send you back to Germany”

“Only dad can send me back”

“I’ll ask Kun then”

“He loves me and misses me too much and I’ll take Hendrey back with me”

During their bickering the two had finished shopping

“Well I’ll be going to the hospital to visit uncle Yuta bye Chittaphon” Yangyang said waving as he walked away with a bouquet and a bag in his handS

“By yang squared” Ten waved back before getting in his new car

_____________at the hospital______________

“Henlo bitches” Yangyang greeted as he kicked the doors to the room of hospital beds open

“Don’t ever say Henlo again” Renjun shook his head

“Shut the fuck up yangyang” Xiaojun glared

“Hey guys here’s some flowers Yuta don’t kill them” Kun said handing over the bouquet to Yuta who was laying in the hospital bed

“Hiiiii Kun hiiiii yangyang!” Sicheng greeted in a much happier tone than usual

“Why’s he so happy?” Yangyang asked Chenle

“He’s dads doctor so now they can both spend as much time as they want together” Chenle sighed

“You know I’m kinda glad I fell out of the tree now me and Sicheng can spend the whole day together from 8am to 10pm!” Yuta grinned

“Yeah well try not to fall out of a tree again” Kun shook his head

“You know I can’t remember the last time our family was together alone like this” Renjun said out of the blue

“The last time was during chinese year I think Chenle was 4 then” Sicheng nodded

“Well thanks to me we’re having a family reunion” Yuta cheered

“Yeah I’m glad it’s the cool side of my family...the rest suck” Yangyang sighed

“Awwww you think we’re cool” Xiaojun cooed

“Compared to the rest of our family and considering I hate the rest that isn’t much to compare with”

Xiaojun frowned at the response

“Well yangyang always tells me you’re his favourite cousin Jun” Kun said

“Daddddd!” Yangyang whined

“Yangyanggggg“ Kun mimicked his voice

“Awwww I’m your favourite? You’re my favourite too!” Xiaojun smiled as he hugged yangyang

“Wish I had a favourite cousin” Sicheng frowned

“That totally doesn’t hurt” Kun sighed sadly

“I’m kidding you’re my favourite relative in general” Sicheng smiled as he parted Kun’s head

“....who’s my favourite cousin.......probably Momo or kangnam” He shrugged

“I remember meeting yangyang for the first time” Renjun smiled

“Ah yes fresh from Germany....we were at Kun’s that day” Yuta sighed happily at the memory

“I still can’t believe his own mother bought a ticket from Düsseldorf to London just to drop Yangyang off at Kun’s doorstep” Sicheng frowned

“Mums....an interesting person I mean thanks to her birthing me and raising me in Düsseldorf I can speak a language non of you can” Yangyang grinned

“Well I’m glad she dropped you off at my door that day...I love you a lot son” Kun ruffled yangyangs hair

“....why don’t you love me like that?” Renjun asked Yuta

“What do you mean?” Yuta frowned “I love you a lot you’re my favourite mistake!”

“I-“

“What he means is that he loves you a lot and couldn’t imagine his life without you” Sicheng sighed

“Yeah that’s what I mean! Sorry I’m bad with words” Yuta smiled sheepishly

“That’s where Chenle gets it from then” Renjun snorted

“Hey!” Chenle glared

“Hey...wasn’t Chenle born in this hospital?” Kun asked out of no where

“Oh yeah...he was actually” Sicheng answered “Dream hospital”

“Renjun was born here too” Yuta shrugged

“Xiaojun was born in WayV hospital right?” Kun asked

“Yeah I’m going to work there next week” Sicheng smiled “I’m thinking of buying it actually”

“...how do you have so much money?” Kun squinted his eyes

“....shhhh”

“Who cares at least I’m rich” Chenle shrugged

“Careful Lucas god a job” Renjun smirked

“Fine I’ll get a job then!” Chenle huffed

“Where?” Xiaojun snickered

“At Mr Do’s restaurant as a waiter! I have a fake ID so age isn’t a problem” Chenle smiled proudly

“FAKE ID-actually I don’t care anymore” Sicheng sighed

“That’s the spirit winko!” Yuta patted Sicheng’s shoulder

“How are you two parents...” Kun rubbed his forehead

“They’re cool parents” Yangyang answered

“Watch me get a job before you two even though I’m the cutest and youngest!” Chenle smirked

“Yeah nice try...one I’m the cutest sibling look at my eyebrows and two I start my job at Sainsbury’s tomorrow” Renjun rolled his eyes

“You never told us you got a job?” Renjun raised an eyebrow

“I did...you just ignored me”

“Ah my kids are growing up” Yuta fake cried

“Why don’t you get a job yangyang even Lucas has a job” Kun suggested

“......Double my allowance” yangyang demanded

“No the point of a job is to make your own money”

“I’ll just stay at home when I haven’t got school then...with you....during your free time....when you’re watching Netflix....when you want peace and quiet....” yangyang trailer off

“....fine....just don’t bother me during me Kun time” Kun sighed

“Got it!” Yangyang saluted

“I think all of this family bonding has healed my arm” Yuta smiled

“Great now I don’t have to feed you” Sicheng sighed in relief

“No no no I mean it’s healed a bit but not completely” Yuta explained quickly

“Aw man” Sicheng frowned

“This is why I’m single” Kun smirked

“No you’re just sad” Chenle snickered

“And lonely” Xiaojun joined in

“....”

Chapter Text

“....Xiaojun....are you recording yourself visiting your dad in a hospital...?” Kun asked

“...well duh I need clout I need to beat Donghyuck in subs and followers” Xiaojun rolled his eyes

“That’s pathetic....” Yangyang rolled his eyes “but film me I got loads of compliments on your last video”

Xiaojun gave him a thumbs up before he turned his camera towards yangyang
“It’s yangyang the German fuck you guys seemed to like him last time and that’s his dad and my Uncle Kun...my friend Lucas calls him fat kun...I can see why”

“Sicheng teach your children some manners” Kun sighed

“I do but Yuta teaches them the opposite” Sicheng shrugged

“That’s my mum he’s a doctor” Xiaojun point his camera to Sicheng then to Yuta “That’s my daddy my superhero he’s a patient and a police cheif”

“A terrible one too” Renjun snorted

“This is my negative nancy brother Renjun and that little shit there is Chenle and he has an illegal snack shop at school”

“And I make more money than Renjun does!” Chenle grinned

“Shut up” Renjun glared

“This is a hospital in England it’s called dream hospital and guess what? ITS FREE! SUCK IT AMERICANS!” Xiaojun cheered followed by a few other patients

“What about Johnny?” Yuta asked “and Jaehyun”

“They immigrated here so they don’t count” Kun shrugged

“Jaehyun doesn’t count as a human being in general” Sicheng snorted

“What did he do this time?” Renjun asked

“He went to Camden without me he knows how much I love camden” Sicheng frowned

“Jaehyun....he put so much wasabi in my food on purpose” Yuta glared at the ceiling

“Absolute villain” Sicheng nodded his head

“Basically my mum hates his best friend!” Xiaojun explained to the camera

“Shut up Xiaojun” Chenle glared

~Jungs~

“Jaehyun stop sneezing” Taeyong shook his head

“Sorry yong....I think someone’s talking shit about me” Jaehyun frowned before sneezing again

“Probably Sicheng” Taeyong snorted

“WHY DONT YOU SAY SO-“ the two heard Lucas scream from the kitchen

“....what are you doing...?” Mark asked as he went to get a slice of watermelon

“I’m making a TikTok obviously I got 16k followers now” Lucas explained still dancing

“....why are you yelling then?” Jisung asked walking into the kitchen

“I’m not yelling I’m singing I get lots of compliments for my voice”

“I think you should stick to rapping” Jisung sighed

“Can I make a TikTok with you I only have 678 followers” Mark frowned

“Of course mannnnn” Lucas dragged Mark in front of his phone

“Fools” Jisung shook his head as he opened TikTok

“I swear to Taemin if I hear dddddddd under pressure or my name my age my favourite colour one more time!” Taeyong yelled walking into the kitchen

“Awww come on mum why don’t you make a tiktok with me! I’ll teach you the renegade!” Lucas grinned

“What’s...that?” Taeyong asked confused

“Watch!” Lucas said before he started doing the renegade “renegade renegade renegade renegade”

“No one beats Felix Lee at doing the renegade” Mark shook his head

“That’s true” Jisung nodded

“So you do this....and this.....am I doing it right?” Taeyong asked as he tried following Lucas

“YES MUM!” Lucas extremely excited “see we made a TikTok together!”

“....oh wow” Taeyong stared at the screen clearly fascinated by the app

“...I feel like we’re going to regret showing mum what TikTok is....” Mark sighed

“....same....” Jisung frowned

“Want some watermelon Juice?” Mark asked

“.....do you have watermelon flavoured...everything?” Jisung raised and eyebrow

“Well duh I love Watermelon dude”

“........yeah I’ll have some watermelon juice” Jisung shrugged

Mark grinned as he poured the juice into Jisung’s cup

“And this is Mr Sicheng’s TikTok and Mr Yuta’s....and Mr Ten’s.....and uncle Doyoung’s” Lucas was currently showing Taeyong all the adults TikToks instead of the children’s

“.....why does Doyoung have more than 4 followers?” Taeyong asked

“I guess people like his content” Lucas shrugged

“I bet you if I made a TikTok I’d get more followers” Taeyong sniffed

“.....oh my god” Mark’s eyes widened after hearing Taeyong

“Please don’t get a TikTok please don’t get a TikTok-“ Jisung prayed quietly

“I’m getting a TikTok! I’ll be back kids” Taeyong announced leaving the kitchen

“LUCAS!” Mark and Jisung glared

“What bro? He chose to get a TikTok it’s unlikely we’ll show up on his for you page” Lucas shrugged

“You better be right” Jisung squinted his eyes

“Scared he’ll see your hip thrusts and thirst trap videos?” Mark snickered

“What about your stupid ass content huh?” Jisung glared

“I have the best content” Lucas grinned

“....guys....do you know what’s wrong with your mother?....he’s doing weird movements with his arms” Jaehyun asked, poking his head into the kitchen

“He’s making a TikTok to one up uncle doyoung” Mark shook his head

“....ah TikTok.....made a few with Sicheng Jungkook and Eunwoo....I don’t get it” Jaehyun sighed before going back to the living room

“Well how’s work been?” Jisung asked changing the topic

“Litty like a titty!” Lucas grinned

“Don’t ever say that again” Mark gagged

“Does Donghyuck know you gag?” Lucas snickered

“We’re too young to do the nasty!” Mark frowned

“I think Mark tops” Jisung said all of a sudden

“Yeah I agree he’s a submissive top” Lucas agreed

“W-what?! I’m right here guys” Mark was currently bright red

“We know Mark” Jisung rolled his eyes

“Chenle’s influencing you too much” Mark sighed “I wish Jungwoo influenced Lucas”

“I love jungwoo” Lucas sighed happily and mindlessly

“........” Jisung gave Lucas a weird look

“.....ok?” Mark said

“You know guys...I’m smart” lucas said out of no where

“....explain” Jisung Raised an eyebrow

“I speak English korean mandarin and Cantonese and a bit of thai....yall speak like one language max....and mark struggles with that one language” Lucas explained still in thought

Jisung snickered at Mark

“That’s because you’re adopted from Hong Kong! A-and I speak korean too I was born in Canada and we lived there for like 2 years!” Mark tried to explain himself

“Please you barely speak korean I speak it better than you” Jisung laughed

“Well you were born in korea and we lived there till you were 3” Mark glared

“Yeah well Lucas still speaks mandarin but he’s from Hong Kong and he speaks korean but he’s wasn’t born there and he knows some Thai but he’s never been there” Jisung smirked “even Xuxi is smarter than you”

“I....” Mark didn’t have a come back for that

“GUYS! LOOK HOW MANY FOLLOWERS I GOT!” Taeyong ran into the kitchen

“...let me see-WHAT THE FUCK-“ Mark was shocked

Taeyong had somehow gained 23k followers

“.....bruh” Jisung looked at Taeyong’s phone

“LETS MAKE A TIKTOK!” Lucas clapped his hands

“I’m already making one” Taeyong grinned as he held up his phone “.....and these are my children Lucas Mark and Jisung”

“What’s going on?” Jaehyun asked walking into the kitchen

“Just in time Jae” Taeyong switched the camera to face fowards “this is my husband Jaehyun!”

“.....ok” Jaehyun did a thumbs up and turned around back into the living room before he came back running “wait I forgot my milk”

“Look I’m already getting so many likes on my tiktok” Taeyong squealed

“....how does my mother have more followers than me.....?” Mark asked

“Better content” Jisung shrugged

“Shut up he has more than you too” Mark glared

“Don’t worry I tagged you all!” Taeyong smiled

Jisung spit out his watermelon juice

“How did you find our TikToks?” He asked

“One of Jaemins appeared and you were all in it” Taeyong replied “I like your videos Mark they’re very funny!”

“See I have good content!” Mark smirked

“Oh wow look at the comments” Lucas smiled widely

“The tall ones hot, no way you have kids, Jaehyun’s daddy material, omg Mark is adorable, You have kids no way, step on me I’ll thank you, Is Jisung single eyes emoji, Jisung is adorable, Lucas can choke me, I want to be mark’s friend, ok but the parents” Jisung read the comments

“I do be getting followers thanks to mum tho” Lucas whistled

“Oh damn I have 2k now....” Mark stared at his phone

“.....why are you all on your phones?” Jaehyun asked after pouring himself some milk

“We’re getting TikTok clout duh” Lucas rolled his eyes

“....why are you so obsessed with this app...tictac or whatever” Jaehyun sighed

“TikTok and it’s so much fun honey look Sicheng Ten Yuta and doyoung have one too!” Taeyong shoves his phone into Jaehyun’s face “you should get one! My followers love you!”

“....I’m good me Sicheng Mingyu Minghao Jungkook yugyeom BamBam and Eunwoo have a shared account” Jaehyun shook his head

“But look how funny these are” Taeyong frowned

“I miss summer TikTok you know” Mark sighed

“Same....let me show you what you’re missing” Jisung sang

“PARADISE!” Lucas screeched

“Oh look Dejun made a TikTok in hospital with Yuta” Mark said

“Damn how does Yuta’s ugly face get 1 million likes?” Taeyong asked

“How does Xiaojuns ugly ass get that many likes” Jisung asked

“I’ve gotten that many likes on the 97 line account” Jaehyun shrugged
He could honestly care less

“But you’re not ugly” Taeyong pouted

“Eh neither is Yuta but awww that’s the nicest thing you’ve said to me all week” Jaehyun smiled

“Donghyuck hasn’t said one nice thing to me since January?” Mark frowned

“Damn that’s tough bro” Lucas patted his shoulders

“OPEN YOUR FUCKING DOOR TAEYONG!” A voice yelled from outside

“The fuck does doyoung want” Taeyong rolled his eyes as he got up to open the door

A few seconds later he came back into the kitchen followed by doyoung

“WHATS UP LOSERS!” Doyoung greeted, jumping on top of the kitchen counter

“Don’t you have work?” Jaehyun raised an eyebrow

“It’s Sunday you idiot and besides my job consists of me occasionally going to check on Taeil and the teachers every month” Doyoung shrugged “what are all of you doing in the kitchen?”

“We’re making TikToks” Lucas jumped up and down

“Ah...” Doyoung nodded

“Guess what doyoung? I made a TikTok!” Taeyong smiled proudly

“How many followers did you get? 3?” Doyoung snickered

“I Actually have 23k followers so more than you” Taeyong scoffed

“How the fuck-“ Doyoung cursed as he opened TikTok

“Why don’t you two make one together maybe you’ll get more followers each” Jaehyun suggested

Taeyong and doyoung both glared at Jaehyun

“Oh...it’s a TikTok.....HAHA OH MY GOD- CHENLE IS UNBELIEVABLE-“ Mark fell on the floor laughing

“...what did he do now?....OH MY GOD-“ Jisung screeched as he joined mark on the floor

Chenle made a TikTok of all the mothers mocking them

He even got wigs

“I do not have stick up my as-butt“ Taeyong sniffed

“Yeah right” Doyoung rolled his eyes

“He made a pov with a video of Yuta crying about Sicheng back when he used to be a model” Lucas laughed

“Pov: You’re the air watching a Japanese man cry over the absence of a chinese man” Jisung read out in between laughs

“And that’s why he has the most followers” Lucas said proud of Chenle

“Sicheng brags about it all the time” Taeyong rolled his eyes “right one of you Better get more followers than Chenle”

“How...? He’s got like 96k” Mark asked “I don’t have anywhere near as much”

“You don’t have anywhere near as much as anyone even Jungwoo’s got more and he barely posts” Jisung snickered

“I’m going to get more than Taeyong!” Doyoung announced

“...yeah I got my milk so imma leave....” Jaehyun was about to walk out before taeyong pulled him back

“Nope your face gets me views!”

Jaehyun groaned as he set his cup of milk down beside doyoung

“Imagine using your husband for clout could never be me” Doyoung snickered

“That’s because you’re single” Taeyong smirked

“Me and Jungwoo get loads of TikTok clout when we post together” Lucas butted in

“....maybe and Hyuck should make some together” Mark said

“Ha no you wouldn’t get like since you’re both ugly” Jisung laughed “me and Chenle however...”

“We all know Chenle bought likes for you” Mark glared

“In your dreams maybe I worked hard for those likes not my fault everyone finds me hotter than you” Jisung smirked

“Honestly you guys are so addicted to your phone....that’s it we’re going camping!” Jaehyun announced “not just us the whole street!”

“It’s the middle of term” Mark raised and eyebrow

“Yeah yeah Taeil and Doyoung will take care of that you guys need fresh air“ Jaehyun shook his head “once Yuta is done being crippled we’re going camping”

“I make some great TikToks while campi-“Lucas started before he was cut off by Jaehyun

“No Tik tac toe for the whole trip” Jaehyun hushed him

“But-“ Taeyong protested only to receive a terrifying glare from Jaehyun

“No buts.”

“Damn the only time he shows authority and it doesn’t benefit anyone” Doyoung muttered

Chapter Text

“I don’t want to go camping again” Doyoung said while sobbing

“Stop being so dramatic” Jaehyun shook his head

“Our last camping trip was traumatic” Doyoung wailed

“Hey what about we go out for a day instead of camping? We can take cute family pictures!” Taeyong suggested

“No. We are all going camping and that’s final” Jaehyun replied

“Mr Ten’s going to kill them” Jisung mumbled

“Well I have no problem with it” Mark shrugged

“That’s because you don’t have a life regardless” Lucas rolled his eyes

*The Seo/Suh household*

“Do you even know which month my birthday is in?” Donghyuck sighed

“Uh...January?” Hendrey answered

“No...I’m your brother”

“February...March April May June...” Hendrey listed all the months

“Yes I was born in June” Donghyuck shook his head

“You can’t blame him I sometimes forget your name” Ten said walking by

“I don’t want to live here” Donghyuck pouted

“Go live on the streets I beg you” Jeno snickered

“Shut the fuck up” Donghyuck scowled

“Hey guys we’re going camping next week!” Johnny yelled

“....didn’t the government say we aren’t allowed to go out?” Ten asked

“....oh fuck yeah I forgot let me call jae” Johnny picked up his phone to call his friend “jeff jeff....no I’ll call you that Anyways we can’t go camping.....why? Cause Of the virus you fool.....yeah quarantine....bro.....that’s a sick idea....no I Agree let’s go! Quarantine gang!”

“...what the fuck were you talking about?” Ten asked

“Well since we are in quarantine why don’t we all quarantine ourselves at Yuta’s since their house is big and we won’t get lonely” Johnny grinned

“If we do that Sicheng will go get corona and cough on us....I’m in!” Ten smiled

“Remember that sleep over we had at his house when we were kids?” Johnny asked smiling at the memory “my self esteem went down that day”

“Ah yes he nearly killed Jaehyun” Ten laughed

“Did you always choose to sleep over at uncle Sicheng’s house? Did you guys never have a sleep over at your house?” Jeno asked

“His house was huge ok” Johnny frowned

“I mean we were banned for a while but yes we always stayed at his” Ten nodded “that 1 week sleep over when his parents went to China was amazing”

*flashback by make it clap*

“You are a useless stupid ugly incompetent unbelievable pathetic annoying agitating piece of shit” A young sicheng glared at a young Jaehyun

“.....well I’m sorry I didn’t know I wasn’t supposed to tell everyone about our best friend sleep over” Jaehyun frowned

“Forget best friend sleep over you’re not even my friend anymore”

“I’m sorry...everyone’s already here....”

“Shut up”

“Damn didn’t know you hated us that much” Ten rolled his eyes

“I hate you the most” Sicheng glared

“You got a huge ass mansion to yourself share it with us bro” Johnny said

“Whatever let’s go to my room then”

“My favourite place” Yuta smiled

“What the fuck” Taeyong looked at Yuta strangely

“That is so creepy do not ever say that again” Doyoung shook his head

“Up the fancy stairs to Sicheng’s fancy room” Taeil sang

“Stop singing” Kun sighed

“We get it you won the talent show” Ten rolled his eyes

Soon they arrived at Sicheng’s room

“Oh damn you got a new computer” Jaehyun whistled “can I play games on it?”

“Only my friends can use it” Sicheng glared

“Sorry...”

“Can I play games on it?” Johnny asked

“.....yeah sure” Sicheng shrugged

Jaehyun frowned as he made his way over to the pile of beanbags at the corner of the room

“YOU KEPT MY FRIENDSHIP BRACELET!” Yuta yelled excitedly as he held up the blue and white beaded bracelet

“....eh I didn’t have the heart to throw it away....besides it’s not ugly” Sicheng shrugged while trying to hide his blush

“Why is your desk so messy? Oh my god! I’m cleaning it up for you” Taeyong huffed immediately organising the desk

“What a clean freak...you must be fun at parties” Doyoung rolled his eyes

“As if he even gets invited to any” Ten snickered

Taeyong stopped cleaning to glare at the two
“I do in fact get invited I just choose to study instead”

“Loser!” Ten chanted for a minute straight

“Speaking of parties how come you never throw any like you have this massive house and your parents are barely here” Taeil asked sicheng

“Do I look like a party person to you?” Sicheng raised an eyebrow

“Just saying”

“Ewwww no Johnny we are not naming our child Donghyuck!” Ten whined

Everyone turned around

“Why not?! It’s a cool name!” Johnny protested from the beside Ten where he was searching up baby names

“No I don’t like it! Jeno’s a nice name tho so is Hendrey and Jungwoo” Ten shook his head

“I prefer donghyuck” Johnny frowned

“I feel sorry for your children already” Kun sighed

“You speak as if you will ever have children“ Ten snickered

“....” Kun looked at Sicheng

“Go eat some fruits Ten” Sicheng rolled his eyes

“He really time Ten to go fuck himself without swearing...learn from him” Taeyong said

“Shut the fuck up go fuck yourself” Doyoung rolled his eyes

“You really wanna go Rabbit?” Taeyong glared as he abandoned the desk and went towards doyoung

“Hell yeah i do” Doyoung smirked

“Aight let’s go”

“STOP!” Yuta and Johnny both stood between the two

“Please don’t fight” Jaehyun whispered with tears in his eyes

“....a-are you crying...?” Ten asked stifling his laugh

“...no” Jaehyun said looking the other way

“Cry baby” Sicheng snorted handing him a tissue

“Awww don’t cry Jae we won’t fight” Taeyong said as he rushed over towards Jaehyun

“Really?”

“Of course anything for you”

“Stop the homosexualiting” Ten groaned

“...one week...of this...” Sicheng sighed

“What could go wrong?” Kun asked

*end*

“Did anything go wrong?” Jeno asked

“Yeah I threw a party without Sicheng knowing and the house was in shambles” Ten shrugged

“Then we were banned by Sicheng” Johnny smiled

“When did Uncle Jae and Uncle Sicheng Make up?” Hendrey asked

“After 2 hours”

“Guys why is Mr Taeyong on my for you page?” Jungwoo asked

“....Taeyong has TikTok?” Ten asked shocked

“Yeah and quite a lot of followers too”

“HOW?” Ten screeched

“...I honestly don’t understand your obsession with trick or treat” Johnny sighed

“TikTok” Donghyuck corrected

“....is that.....Yangyang....on the news?” Jeno asked pointing towards the tv

“.....what?”

Chapter Text

“We are here at the scene of a Sainsbury’s which had caught on fire only moments ago here in Bangtan road! This young boy here had witnessed the event” The reported said and pointed the microphone towards a nervous yangyang

“Uh yeah like I don’t think whoever did this was like meaning to like did you know toilet paper is flammable? Haha yeah I didn’t it was wild you know I’m sure the person who did this was just as scared hahaha” Yangyang laughed nervously

“So sir it seems you think this was a deliberate attack?”

“Deliberate? No no no I’m saying that I think the perso-reason behind this was all accidentally haha oh look there’s my dad! DAD!” Yangyang quickly ran away from the news crew

Johnny looked away from the screen

“I don’t know about you guys but I feel like yangyang did it....” He said

Donghyuck rolled his eyes

Jeno sighed

Jungwoo shook his head

Hendrey gave him a deadpanned look

“I think the entire town has figured it was yangyang” Ten sighed

“Really?” Johnny asked “wonder why you think that...”

“YOU JUST SAID YOU THINK ITS YANG-“ Jeno started then decided to stop “nevermind....I’ll ask nana if he wants to quarantine with us...”

*few days later*

“......” Kun looked around

“...........I’m going to go drown myself” Sicheng sighed

In the nakamoto’s living room was the entire population of Nct street

“You know I think we’re the most populated street” Jaehyun started

“Yeah man look at all these people damn we got a solid friend group” Johnny grinned

“I know right bro I’m so glad we met”

“Same bro I don’t know how my life with be without you”

“Remember when we went to ikea and your friend Jason the snake toy bit me?”

“Damn Bro u thought Jason would kill you I was so worried”

“Besties for life I say”

“Shut up” Ten rolled his eyes “me and Sicheng are the ultimate friendship goals”

“No we are-“ ten cut off sicheng

“We’re besties for life!” Ten grinned as he hugged Sicheng

“Get away from my husband!” Yuta glared

“I thought Mr Jeff and uncle Sicheng were best friends” Yangyang asked Jisung

“They are but they fight a lot” jisung sighed

“Right anyways....why are you all here?” Yuta asked

“Dad and uncle Johnny decided to come here to quarantine after you leave hospital since we all went 2 weeks without showing any symptoms because everything is more fun when we’re all together” Mark explained smiling

Jisung snorted

“No it’s not” Chenle laughed

“And why is Jaemin here? Not that we don’t want him here” Sicheng asked

“Because Wendy and Irene agreed to let him stay with us and he’d feel left out duh” Renjun rolled his eyes

“Don’t show me attitude Renjun” Sicheng shook his head “well thought I’d let you know that if the virus gets worse I might get called in”

“NO” Yuta cried

“He said might nakamoron” Taeil rolled his eyes

“Oh yeah I saw Yangyang on the news today” Ten smirked

“.........I told you to not do it yangyang” Kun sighed

“What did yangyang do?” Lucas asked

“NOTHING!” Yangyang yelled

“I don’t think setting toilet paper on fire because you wanted to prove to Renjun that they’re inflammable counts as nothing” XiaoJun snickered

“DEJUN-“ Yangyang jumped and tackled the smaller boy

“Hey now don’t fight” Doyoung said separating the two “do it when I’m bored and I’m in need of entertainment”

“How the fuck are the head of the school board...” Taeyong gave him a weird look

“How the fuck are you a model?” Doyoung asked

“Cause I’m hot”

“No...no you’re not sweetie”

“Agreed I’m the hot one” Ten butted in smirking

“Ha in your dreams Chittaphon” Taeyong laughed

“Hey Ten lets not get involved in another argument now ok? You’re the hottest person to exist in my eyes” Johnny said as he dragged Ten away

“Awww really?” Ten smiled

“Yes of course”

“......and That’s the origin story on why I became homophobic” Taeil gagged

“You’re the one up Sichengs ass” Ten rolled his eyes

“....I wish” Taeil frowned

“.....disgusting” Sicheng rolled his eyes

“Jisung stop kissing chenle you’re too young!” Jaemin glared as he pulled the Chenji couple away from each other

“Shut the fuck up Jaemin you’re not even his parent” Chenle rolled his eyes

Jaemin gasped deeply offended
“HOW DARE YOU- I’m Jisung’s unofficial parent!”

“No you’re not-“ Jisung started but stopped once he caught Jaemin’s glare

“Ok dude I’m going to teach you how to flirt” Hendrey told mark

“Ok please teach me!” Mark grinned

“So you gotta start with pick up lines like” Hendrey started “You remind of four letters of the alphabet U R A Q T”

“Woahhhh genius!” Mark clapped

Xiaojun scoffed

“Wait wait wait I got one” Yangyang excitedly said as he turned to hendrey “are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see” he winked

“Bro that was good I might be falling for you” Hendery grinned

Ten stopped mid conversation with Johnny on why the colour yellow is underrated

“Something doesn’t feel right...”

Back with Hendery Yangyang Mark and Xiaojun

“You must be Yangyang cause you put the germ in germany” Xiaojun smirked

“You must be Xiaojun you really do put the Xiao in Jun” Yangyang fired back

“ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT?” Xiaojun stood up

“Hell yeah!” Yangyang smirked standing up

“You’re not even that much taller”

“I’m still taller tho”

“Heyyyy mum what’s bdsm?” Lucas asked Taeyong

“...how does he not know what it means?” Renjun shakes his head

“....” Taeyong chokes

“It means bitch social distancing matter now move away from Jungwoo a bit” Johnny answered

“Thought you like him now” Jaehyun said to Johnny

“Not everyone can accept people this quickly Jeff”

“It’s been almost 3 weeks”

“That’s too little time”

“Oh my god yangyang! Sit down” Ten sighed “and quite down”

“Yeah shut up” Xiaojun sighed

“It’s not my fault I have sooooo much crackhead energy” Yangyang grinned

“For the last time son you do not have crackhead energy it’s called adhd” Kun sighed

“That explains a lot” Jisung nodded to himself

“Listen mark I’ll teach you how to flirt I’m a pro flirter!” Yuta grinned

“Yeah! Look at how much Sicheng loves him!” Taeil snickered

“We’re married” Yuta yells back

“....uh I think I should just google how to flirt....but what if hyuck doesn’t like it and breaks up with me?” Mark started panicking

“Don’t over react Mark.” Yuta said with a deadpanned expression “anyways flirting is all about establishing dominance you gotta show him you will get what you want!”

Taeil snorts but secretly takes notes in his mind

“You gotta be upfront show him who’s the man! And do things for him I do that and Sicheng says I look super manly especially when I’m doing the laundry”

“I think Sicheng’s just using you to do chores” Doyoung laughed

“Don’t be silly” Yuta waved him off then starting thinking
Was Sicheng just using him for chores...?

Suddenly he stood up

“WINKO?!” Yuta yelled as he walked out the living room

“How did he finish college...?” Doyoung asked himself

“Beats me” Taeil shrugged “he probably bribed the school”

“I guess I’ll just google how to be romantic” Mark sighed as he took out his phone

“Man I hope google never dies I know like 4 things” Yangyang said

“What are those 4 things?” Jaemin asked

“Eggs come from chicken the 7 times table the blueprint of the pentagon and uncle Jaehyun’s credit card number and pin” Yangyang smiled

“YOU KNOW WHAT NOW?!” Jaehyun asked spitting out his tea

“That tea was expensive!” Sicheng said walking into the living room with a mug in his hand

“Where’s Yushit?” Taeyong asked

“He’s making dinner I told him he looks really hot while whisking eggs” Sicheng grinned

“Johnny would look so sexy if he actually went to work” Ten sighed

“Jaehyun would be so hot if he did some housework” Taeyong frowned

“Babe I do the housework...” Jaehyun frowned back “I do the gardening”

“The gardens outside the house THATS garden work not house work you baboon” Taeyong glared

“There’s a difference?” Johnny asked Jaehyun while whispering

Jaehyun only shrugged

“Men” Taeyong and Ten sighed

“Aren’t you men?” Jeno asked

“But we’re cool men” Ten answered

“Does no one care Yangyang knows my bank details?” Jaehyun asked

“Can you buy me a knife set with Uncle Jaehyun’s money?” Renjun asked Yangyang who just nodded in response and tapped on the order button On the Amazon app

“Can you buy me a lava lamp?” Mark asked

Yangyang nodded

“Get me a coffee machine” Jaemin said

Soon all the kids lined up in front of yangyang

“GUYS STOP NO MORE ORDERING YANGYANG DONT YOU DARE PRESS PAY CANCEL ALL THE ORDERS RIGHT NOW!” Jaehyun demanded

“Oops...” Yangyang snickered as he presses confirm payment

“It’s not my card so I don’t care” Taeyong laughed

“Yangyang apologise to Jaehyun” Kun said but he didn’t seem to care that much

“Nah”

“KUN!” Jaehyun cried

“Sorry can’t do anything more” Kun shrugged