Chapter 1: The art of eating an apple, and walking fast
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“..And don’t forget to grab you permission slip for fridays field trip” Mr. Harringtons toneless voice cut of Peters thoughts. Confused he looked around him which earned him a few glances from his classmates.
“Mr. Harrington where are we going?” Ned Leeds aka Peter Parker's guy in the chair and best friend through fire and ice said excited.
“I have gotten us a trip to Stark Industries!” Mr. Harrington said, for ones not with his usual tonless and boring voice but with a hot of excitement. The whole class, except Peter, started cheering. Peter felt the colour drain from his face and his mouth dropped.
The famous Parker luck™ strikes again.
“Dude, that's amazing! I can finally meet the avengers, and see your lab!!” Ned said overly excited too Peter. Peter just groaned. “Hey c’mon, it's not like something bad will happen” Ned added when he saw peters face.
“Are you kidding me? You know how I and field trips are! And Mr. Stark will totally embarrass me!!” Peter said puppy eyeing Ned
“Don't be such a buzzkill, I would gladly let the great Tony Stark embarrass me!” Ned said rolling his eyes.
“Why wou-” Peter didn't have the time to finish his sentence before Flash decided that it would be a good idea to talk.
“Hey Penis! Do we get too meet you pal Iron man?” Flash said with a not-so-nice smile. Peter sighed but choose to ignore him. “ Oh wait, you don't even know him ‘cause your little so called internship is fake!” Flash mocked
“Oh for the love of god Flash my internship is not fake!” Peter said, tired of Flash bullshit. Before Flash could say something more the bell rang and the students all took a permission slip and tried to exit the classroom at the same time.
Peter, Ned and their friend, or whatever she was, all took it slow and waited for the others to exit before they even tried. When everything had calmed down the three of them each took a slip.
“I mean i could just not give it to her..” Peter said quietly for himself
“nah, you are going on that trip Parker! I'll will tell your aunt so she can make you go.” MJ threatened. Peter sighed but he knew that the girl would do it, she was like that, if she wanted something she would do it.
So when Peter got home to his and Aunt May’s little apartment in Queens he put the slip on the fridge with an Iron Man magnet which he got from Iron Man, ironically. May wasn't going to get home until late tonight due to all her extra shifts to be able to feed both herself and Peter.
Peter hated that he couldn't help her, he had tried getting a job if some fort but after 7 different jobs in the span of 2 weeks he quitted. But he did help May with everything else that needed to be done in the household like washing dishes, cleaning etc.
Tony had many times tried to help with the money but May didn't let him, often she muttered something along the lines “We’re not some goddamn charity case for goodness”. And since she now knew that Peter was Spiderman she didn't let Tony pay for the internship either (which Peter didn't let him) due to him making Peter a multimillion dollar suit. And even letting him live at the tower sometimes when May had to work.
May didn't love Tony, man she barely tolerated the guy. She was not happy when it was revealed that Tony let Peter go out and do Spiderman things but May knew Peter was stubborn and always wanted the best for everyone, so she let him. And she could see that Peter cared deeply for the billionaire and he cared deeply for Peter.
And Peters happiness was her priority.
And when May isn’t home Peter can go Spidermanning as much as he like. Which he was going to.
But first: Food
He was starving. Since the food in school today was gross and he didn't have the money to buy something to eat.
After eating and doing whatever Spiderman does he instantly fell asleep in his bed. Getting his suit of in some magical way right before falling asleep, or in his sleep. He didn't really know. All he knew was that he didn't have the suit on when waking up just a little too late for school.
The reminding 3 days til friday went smoothly, Flash keeped reminding him about the internship he apparently didn't have? Surprised? Not really. But otherwise Flash didn't really do much, he tripped him and pushed him into lockers but nothing as bad as it usually was. That made Peter happy, but at the same time he was he couldn't be calm. He felt like something bad would happen, something worse that the things he usually did.
The calm before the storm.
The storm Peter later realised was the field trip.
Peter had absolute not told Tony about the trip, to scared he was going embarrass him or leak any of his secrets, or worse, realising Flash was bullying him. And yes, that was worse than his class getting to know he was Spiderman.
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The very-much-too-high alarm woke him up and he tried to shut it off without opening his eyes. Which apparently was a challenge, or it could be because of May holding it in her hand and standing in the doorway. But who knows? Certainly not Peter.
“Wake up Pete, you have a field trip today! And if i'm not wrong, the bus is leaving from the school in half an hour and you should shower.” May said, finally shutting the alarm off and placing it in the desk beside the door and leaving him to his misery
He groaned, but got up and took a quick shower, which was very needed. Slipped into his binder and pants and the other necessary clothes. Then he took an apple and rushed away to school. Or well, he walked as fast as he would without choking on the apple.
And that ladies, gentlemen and any variations thereof, is an art hard to master.
It had taken Peter years of waking up late and rushing too school to master it. But finally, he was the master of fast walking while eating apples.
Chapter 2: Arriving late and Harrys crush
Summary:
The tour begins, Hawkeye is chrashing down from vents and "oh my god, youre bruce banner"
Notes:
Thank you so much for leaving kudos and thank you everyone who commented im shook! i already got over 150 kudos and i thought i would be getting like 20 kudos at the most <33
But anyways im sorry for taking so long writing this but y'know, school ;/
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“ahh, Mr. Parker! Glad you could join us today.” Mr. harrington exclaimed sighing at Peter who was late, as usual. Peter was actually late pretty often now that he thought of it. Peter nodded in response and he too sighed. Not at him being late, but at him being there. He would rather be anywhere but on this cliche yellow school bus on its way to Stark Industries.
But of course the universe just had to be against him.
“Peter, here!!” Ned called. Peter made his way to the asian boy and sat down beside him. “Dude, like how exciting isnt today?” Ned said, excited.
“Ughhhh, I'm only here because MJ is scary and I don't want to leave you alone” Peter said giving the girl in the seat in front of them a death glare. Although she didn't see it, or just choose to ignore it, and kept reading her book.
The 25 minute ride went smooth until the last 5 minutes.
“Hey penis, will your old man Iron man come down today?” Flash said smirking mean. Peter tried too ignore him but it's not as easy as it may seem. “Parker! I'm talking to you!” Flash’s voice was filled with venom.
“What, Flash?” Peter turned around looking at the bully. Flash’s eyes darkened as Peter for once actually talked back at him. Which made Peter a little scared that Flash would get physical, again. Last time he talked back he ended up with 3 broken bones. Flash leaned forward and whispered:
“Don’t talk back to me, or I might tell someone your little secret..” An evil smile appeared on Flash face as he leaned back again. Peter knew Flash knew that he was trans, although it was a mystery why he hasn't outed him yet. Peters theory to why is that Flash needed something to blackmail him sometime, which was what he was doing right now. Only MJ and Ned knew about him being trans, he didn't want the rest of the class knowing how people react to people who are different.
Peter looked down at his hands and felt MJ’s eyes at him, he didn't look at her. He didn't want her too see how close he was to tears.
A few seconds later the bus stopped in the parking lot beside the tower and the students poured out of the bus. They all followed Mr. Harrington inside to the lobby. Everyone was shocked about how big and beautiful the lobby was, marble floor, luxurious furniture and a few chandeliers. Peter had been here many times, but not lately since he always used the avengers private entity, or a window.
“Hello, we are here for the 09.00 tour.” Mr. harrington said to the receptionist. Peter knew her, Mary. Mary was in her late 40s and she always greeted him whenever he used this entry. He waved shyly and she waved back and smiling.
“Ah yes, Midtown school of science and technology welcome! Your tour guide will be here in a minute so if you would just wait here..” Mary said smiling friendly at Mr. harrington. “Yes of course!” He simply answered.
The students talked excited about what they would get to do and what they would get to see.
“Hello students! My name is Harry Evans and I am your tour guide for today.” Harry was one of the top interns here and Peter had gotten the chance to work with him a couple of times, Harry was really kind and funny. Although he was hopelessly gay and in love with another intern here. Peter did ship the two of them very much and he had this mission together with another intern called Sarah were they tried to get them together. “When I call your name you come up here and get your badge. These badges must be able to be seen at any time and you can not lose them. If you lose your badge you get to go back and can't go on the rest of the tour.” Harry explained
One after one got called in front, everyone except Peter. Which Flash of course noticed.
“Why didn't pen- Parker get one?” Flash said slightly angry.
“Peter already got one, right Pete?” Harry said and Peter nodded and took out the badge from his backpack. Flash was about to say something more but Harry cut him of before.
“We have a strict anti-bullying rule here, you have two strikes and if you get two strikes it's back to the bus! And you can also not take any photos in here since FRIDAY, Mr. Starks AI, will delete them as soon as they are taken.” Harry said. “Any questions?”
“What does your badge look different than ours?” Cindy moon asked
“The badges go from level 1-10 split up to omega, gamma, beta and alpha. Omega is level 1-2 and that's for visitors, low level interns and the press. Gamma is level 3-5 and that's for most of the interns, people who are attending meetings and stuff. Beta is level 5-7, it's for higher up interns, workers, important and influential people and head of security. And lastly, Alpha level 8-10 it's only for SI’s CEO Pepper Potts and the avengers and their families.” Harry explained and Cindy nodded. “Before we start the tour everyone have to go through the security check, you scan your badge and FRIDAY will announce you.” Harry then added
Now Peter was toast, not like the good kind of toast with cheese and stuff but burnt toast.
Flash was cocky as usual and went first. “Eugene Thompson Omega level 1, visitor” FRIDAY announced and Flash jumped a little. Everyone walked through the scan without trouble so Peter was last. He walked through, scanning his badge.
“Peter Parker, Alpha level 10. Welcome back Peter, refreshing to see you using the main entry! Do you want me to alert Mr. Stark of your arrival?” FRIDAY said loudly and Peter could feel everyone stare at him.
“Hello FRIDAY. that won’t be necessary, I’m here on a field trip with my class!” Peter said biting his lip. “As you wish Peter, have a nice tour!” FRIDAY said amused, or well, as amused as a robot can sound. He then turned to Harry and giving him a look that practically screamed ‘Kill me now or start the tour’.
Harry didn't kill him, but he started the tour, which is at least better than just standing there.
“Dude I can't believe you actually work here!! I'm so jealous!” Ned said excited as they walked past a few of the old Iron Man suits.” You can go down here like, whenever you want!”
“Ned, you know Mr. Stark have let me help him with his newer suits?” Peter said, amused by his friend.
“Omg no way that's so cool, Peter why haven’t you told me that?!?” Neds eyes had that childish spark that they always had when he was super excited over something, like a new lego set.
“Just must’ve really begged on your knees to get that fake level 10 badge Penis? Like if you had a level 2 badge I maybe would have believe you, but a level 10? I’m not stupid” Flash cut them of and the spark in Ned's eyes disappeared. Peters smile dropped and his eyes went to the floor, of course he knew what flash meant with ‘begged on you knees’. But Peter didn't do that? Why would he?
Suddenly Peters spider senses started acting, nothing big only a warning that he should move a few steps and only seconds later someone came crashing down from the vents landing exactly where Peter stood before.
“Hullo Peter, shouldn’t you be in school now?” The person who came down from the vents, aka Hawkeye said
“Hi cl- mr. Hawkeye, I’m on a field trip to here with my class actually…” Peter said biting his lip, a thing he always did when he was nervous
“Oh, that's how it is now?” Clint said mischievous. “Yesterday I was Uncle Clint, now it's ‘Mr. Hawkeye’, I see I see..” Somehow no one had noticed Clint yet, even though him coming down from the roof.
“Please Clint I don't want my class too find out.. they know about my internship but, ah just please tell the others to not come here! Especially not Mr. Stark!” Peter begged
“You know I can't stop Tony if he decides to come down here” Clint said, and at the same time someone screamed his name and everyone's eyes was once again on Peter. Clint waved and then he just ran the other way.
Peter sighed when he saw Flash’s furious look. He was soooo dead now, this was worse than burnt toast. “Did you suck his dick too?” Flash said kicking his leg hard enough that it hurts like a bitch but it not hard enough to make him scream.
Mr. Harrington just turned his back to the two boys like he didn't know who they was. Harry seemed to notice this and looked at Peter suspicious, peter just shook his head and hoped Harry wouldn't do anything.
“Okay let's continue to one of our R&D labs..” Harry continued leading the group to the elevator. Which took them to floor 11. “Here can we see some of the interns researching and developing new stark phones and other stuff.” Harry said.
In the lab was only a few interns currently since it was early and most of them have school. Peter only recognized two interns since he rarely was down this low in the tower.
“Now, let's get to the fun places shall we!” Harry said smiling that stupid smile you smile when you talk about someone you like. So Peter guessed that they were going to the lab at floor 43, where Jacob aka Harry's crush worked.
They once again got into the elevator and as Peter guessed they went to floor 43. “In this lab interns can work with their own projects.. if we are lucky we maybe get to Dr. Banner since he often are here helping the interns.
“Heyy, Mini Stark, get over here! This coding doesn't work and i don't know what's wrong!” Jacob demanded and Peter walked over there. “You used two dots here instead of one and it's supposed to be an equal sign here..” Peter said pointing at the computer screen.
“Uh my god thank you so much Pete, you just saved me from weeks of work and a headache!” Jacob said happily, his eyes then darted over Peters shoulder and he saw the Peters class, and Harry. “Oh, hi Harry, hi Peters class” He said blushing shyly when Harry waved at him.
“Why did you call him ‘Mini Stark’?” Lily Damm asked Jacob. “He’s always with Mr. Stark so it's just an inside joke between ut interns.” Jacob said smiling friendly and Lily nodded, not sure if she should believe it or not.
“No way penis parker know Tony Stark!” Flash said giving Peter a deathglare
“What did you just call Peter?” A voice came from behind Flash.
“Oh my god you- youre Bruce Banner!” Flash said when he saw who it was.
“I am, but what did you call Peter?” Bruce demanded
“Uh.. not- nothing Dr. Banner, I called him Peter” Flash said stuttering
“Wrong, I believe that's a strike for you, am I right Mr. Evans?” Bruce asked and Harry nodded. “One more strike and you're going back to the bus Mr. Thompson!” Harry said stern.
“And Pete, don't think that Nat wont find out this, and the rest too..” Bruce said and then going somewhere else. Peter sighed, if Nat knew he was sooo dead, and if everyone knew there was a big chance someone was going to die today. And stopping someone from murder was not an art he had mastered just yet.
“Well it's lunchtime now so follow me to the cafeteria. You will get one hour off but don't leave that floor.” Harry said and they once again took the elevator, but now it was down to floor 25 where everyone with Omega and Gamma passes ate.
Notes:
Did you notice the harry potter reference thingey?
Chapter 3: Family meeting and Peter knows russian
Notes:
Ok so I added some russian here and I used google translate so if its not correct im sorry
маленький паук - little spider
мать-паук - mother spider
ребенок-паук - baby spider
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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The students was amazed by the amount of food, everything from potatoes to sushi was being made in the kitchen. Peter too was amazed, since he only ate in the penthouse or in the higher up cafeteria he didn't knew it would be this fancy here, although it did make sense because Tony was like the richest man alive.
Aside from everyone else Peter wasn't feeling super hungry, he only took some spaghetti and meatballs while everyone else took more food than Peter ever seen anyone of them eating before. It was actually quite funny watching Flash trying to fit as much food as possible in his mouth (and failing miserably and then getting screamed at by the cleaners).
Suddenly everyone's eyes was again back on Peter, or well not really, more like behind him. Because of fucking course Natasha Romanoff and James Buchanan Barnes was standing right behind him. The spy was standing with arms crossed and a disappointed look on her face while Bucky was a little more uncomfortable, but still slightly scary with his metal arm and everything.
Thankfully they were not in their uniforms but instead Bucky had a loose pair of grey sweatpants and a tank top to show of the metal arm and Natasha wore a pair of gym pants and a t-shirt. They probably were on their way to train or they had just been training.
“Na- Ms. Romanoff, Bu- Sergeant Barnes” Peter greeted them stuttering
“Cut it off kid!” Natasha said staring in his eyes. “Clint is sad so now I have to put up with him and that's your fault” Peter looked down in the floor.
“I’m sorry Nat, I- I didn't mean anything bad” He said sadly and added in a low voice: “I just don't want anyone to know that da- Tony, adopted me yet” He said once again looking at Natasha. Her face immediately softened and she smiled gently at him.
“It's ok маленький паук, I understand. Clint is just a dramaqueen and take any chance he can to watch Bambi and have a reason to cry.” Natasha Said smiling and giving Peter a little hug.
“Thanks Nat. And how is the new arm Bucky? Is it ok? Can I do anything better? Is it awful?” Peter said, slightly stressed over the fact that maybe Bucky hated the new arm Peter made him a few days ago.
“It's perfect kid, really, it's much more comfortable than starks!” Bucky said giving the little boy a wide smile.
While the others in Peter's class was in shock about Peter talking to two assassins they couldn't help but feel a little jealous, like who wouldn't want the avengers to know them?
“Parker! How the heck do you know the black widow and the winter soldier?” Flash said and both Bucky and Natasha tensed when he said ‘winter soldier’. “Natasha, I promise you, whatever Peter is doing, I can do it ten times better” He added flirtily
“It's miss Romanoff for you, and I am pretty sure you can't even come near being as good as Peter. I mean, can you make an Ironman suit?” Natasha said coldly and Peter tensed up, he could not make an Iron Man suit himself, he had helped Tony building one but nothing more than that.
“With all due respect Na- Miss Romanoff, I highly doubt Parker could build an Iron Man suit. I mean he's just stupid and pathetic Penis Parker.” Flash said obvious.
Everyone except him realised how incredibly stupid that was of him, calling Peter Penis in front of two assassins who seconds earlier hugged him.
“What did you just say?” Natasha added with a scarily sweet voice.
“I mean I'm just so much better than him, in every way possible!” He said frustrated
“Bucky, I think it's time for a family meeting” Natasha said turning to Bucky
“I think so too-” Bucky said giving Flash a death glare
“NOO, Please don't let Tony know!! And do NOT let Loki know!!” Peter said panicked
“I CAN’T HEAR YOU” Bucky screamed with hands over his ears walking away from the group.
“Oh Flash, this is bad, and only for you” Harry said shaking his head “And sorry Pete but Eugene does deserves whatever is coming for him.”
Peter looked down at his plate and sighing. If Tony got to know Flash was going to die, but if Loki got to know Flash would die 2 . Tony would threaten him and make sure he regretted it, but Loki would literally kill him.
“Okay folks, let's keep going shall we” Harry said happily and standing up.
The shocked mass of students started chatting excitingly about what just had happened while leaving their dishes. It wa everything from “She said family meeting, does that mean Peter is in their family?”, “Dude I totally saw Black Widows tits”, “I mean, if I were gay, I’d totally bang Winter Soldier” and “So he sucked Winter Soldiers dick and then he fucked Black Widow”. And yes, the last comment was of course from all ours favourite Flash.
Peter sighed and looked at Ned and MJ with puppy eyes as if he were trying to say something.
“C’mon dude, that was so cool!! And family meeting? Not tell Loki, or Tony?!?!” Ned said hyped and Peter just ignored him as he put hi dishes away.
The three friends was last out of the cafeteria so the group had already began walking, but since Peter knew everything here Harry didn't really care about them.
Their next stop was the Avengers exhibit. That's were old suits and other stuff from the Avengers and other people who had helped them throughout the time like Peggy Carter, Nick Fury and Maria Hill. Peter had been down here before but not in the last months so when he spotted something blue and red and very ugly with his left eye he immediately cringed so hard and cursed Tony for doing that.
It was the old Spiderman suit, his old spiderman suit which he threw away almost a year and a half ago. There was also a few webshooters laying in the glassbooth. Big letters saying “We all start somewhere..” was on the top of the booth. There and a note saying “Spiderman, the newest and youngest Avenger”, and under with smaller text saying:
“Fun facts about Spiderman:
- He is deadly afraid of spiders, will 100% scream if he sees one
- He can't stand the taste of mint and hisses like a cat if he accidentally eats a mint
- If you scare him while eating cereal in the middle of the night he will jump up on the ceiling without dropping his cereal
- He’s incredibly smart and talented
- He prefers dogs”
Peter wanted to punch himself so hard at that moment. No one need to know that about him. Ned stood beside him, laughing his ass of, and MJ stood a few meters behind them with a sly smile.
From nowhere Flash appeared in front of the booth. The trio knew about Flash’s love for the spandex dressed spider, and it was pretty ironic that the person Flash hated the most was also the person he loved the most.
Ned and Peter quickly went to look at another booth.
Natasha and Bucky stormed in to the living room where Clint and Wanda were playing Mario Kart, Vision where watching from the other end of the sofa and Bruce was reading by the window.
“Okay gays it's time for a family meeting and someone go get Thor and Loki!” Natasha exclaimed angrily
“Do I call them or something?” Clint said since the two gods were on Asgard right now
“Oh god you stupid birdbrain go yell at the sky or something” Natasha said annoyed “FRIDAY, Get those two idiots up here right now and if the arent coming; make them” She said to the AI and sat down in the sofa.
Two minutes later two visibly upset men came out of the elevator, dripping in water.
“What the fuck Natasha?” Tony said and Steve muttered “Language”
“Family meeting” Wanda said since Natasha only glared at them while playing with a knife of hers.
a few seconds later a huge flash came down from the sky and they heard Clint shouting “It worked guys, it worked!”.
So they were now everyone: Bucky, Natasha, Vision, Wanda, Steve, Tony, Thor, Loki, Clint and Bruce.
“FRIDAY, play the footage of our meeting with Peter earlier!” Natasha asked and FRIDAY showed them what Flash had said about him. “And this isn't the first time, this have been going on since Freshman year! And yes Tony, i've already sent everything to Pepper” She added
The group did not take the news good.
“Okay kids, change of plans, next up we are going to one of the gyms where the Avengers sometimes workouts so if we’re lucky we get to see some action” Harry said exited, the gyms were always fun to go to even if you’ve been to them before.
And since this gym was higher up than everything else on the tour and Harry said it was a change of plans, Peter guessed the rest of the Avengers now knew about Flash. Which was not good in any way.
When the group exited the elevator they saw Steve and Bucky sparring and Natasha and Clint sparring while Thor was swinging his beloved hammer. The group stood behind big windows which protected them if something inside would ever go wrong.
The Avengers stopped after a while and Harry took that as a cue to enter the room.
“Hello and welcome Midtown! I hope you have had a nice trip here. You are now going to get the chance to learn some stuff, or try to beat us up and then you can try to lift Mjölnir, Thor's hammer!” Natasha said “I assume you all know who we are but if you don't: I'm Natasha Romanoff or Black Widow, That's Clint Barton aka Hawkeye, Steve Rogers aka Cap, Sergeant James Barnes and Thor.”
“Okay everyone who want gets the chance to spar with us today so just line up to whoever you want to spar.” Steve said and quickly added “When you’re done you can try to lift Thor's hammer, as Natasha said”
The group quickly split up and stood in line to the person they wanted to spar with, a few went directly to Thor instead who happily talked to them about his hammer.
Flash of course went to spar with Natasha since he for some reason thought he could handle her.
“Watch this Pe- Parker” He said and grinned widely
Only seconds later his smile was long gone and he was laying on the matt, trying to catch his breath.
“Wow Flash, i'm so impressed” Peter said sarcastic
“C’mon маленький паук dance with me” Natasha smiled challenging
“As you wish мать-паук” Peter
When the two spiders was fighting everyone stopped to watch, not only because Peter Parker just spoke russian to the Black Widow but because he never got violent and could not do a single push up in gym glass.
It almost looked like they were dancing, it was amazing to watch. Peter knew that if one of Natasha’s hits would hit him it would hurt, a lot, so he tried his best to not get hit while not trying to hit her back.
“Hit me ребенок-паук” Nat screamed at him
Peter did as she said and his leg crashed into the side of her stomach which caught her off guard, Peter saw his chance and took it. He hit her knee and then her back and at the same time he put out his leg for her to trip on. She fell to the floor and Peter bowed down to her.
“You let me мать-паук” Peter whispered smiled and she smiled back
He noticed that the rest off the room was very quiet and his classmates stood with mouths open.
“I- um yeah-” He began
“Well done Pete, not your record time but it was good” Clint said happily
Notes:
long time no see leave comments and kudos <33
Chapter 4: Peter is worthy and Flowers with weird names
Notes:
Ok sorry I just had to add a little bit of my own country in here <33
Tusensköna = Daisy
Murgröna = Ivy
Maskros = Dandelion
Tulpan = Tulip
Förgätmigej = Forget-me-not (I think?)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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“Very well, who wants to lift my hammer?” Thor said happily and the teens flocked around him
Peter was very thankful for not having everyone's eyes on him. He could not handle the attention, Spiderman could, but not Peter Parker.
“You did great kiddo, soon you’ll be able to beat her” Bucky said patting his shoulder
“Thanks Buck” Peter smiled at the man
Now everyone in his class, including his teacher had been unsuccessfully trying to lift Thor’s hammer, everyone except Flash who was so sure of himself. Would he be able to lift it? Peter highly doubted it
“Watch me, Flash Thompson, lift Thor’s mighty hammer without a problem!” Flash said confident while Thor just lifted an eyebrow.
So Flash bowed down to pick it up but no, he could not
“How’s it going Flash, I thought you said you were going to lift it” MJ said slightly amused at his failure
“Shut up Michelle” Flash glared at the girl who expressed nothing
“How unfortunate for you little child!” Thor said “Shall we continue the touring young Harry?”
“Yes of course, follow me kids..” Harry said leading them back to the elevator.
The avengers walked after the group of students and Peter, who was a few meters behind them, noticed Mjölnir still laying on the floor. Assuming Thor would want it he picked it up without thinking a second time.
“Um mr. Thor” He started “Your hammer..”
“Ah of course, thank you for remi-” He said turning around seeing the little kid holding it “Oh well congratulations Tonyson! You are worthy of the throne on Asgard!” Thor exclaimed happily
“What? I'm not Mr. Starks son?” Peter was quite shocked about that “And what do you mean? I can't rule a planet?”
“I apologize, I was under the impression that Man of iron was your father.” Thor said with his booming voice “And anyone who is can lift Mjölnir is considered worthy of the Throne, although you do not have to rule Asgard since the Allfather is still alive.”
“Oh man, I thought it was just very heavy” Peter cursed himself for being so stupid, of course it was a magical hammer, it wouldn't make sense if it was just heavy. “Harry please continue with the tour.”
“...” Harry was just as shocked as the others “Next up we have a Q&A with Mr. Tony Stark himself!” Peter groaned as Harry said that, of-fucking-course Tony was going to do that, and no doubt the whole team would be there, hopefully Loki wasn't there but Peter knew if Thor was on earth Loki were too.
The whole class went into the elevator, leaving the Avengers behind them.
The elevator went all the way up to floor 83 (probably because Tony was to lazy to go down any lower) were a few of the bigger conference rooms were located. Every room was named after a flower, but the flowers Swedish names since Pepper was the one who designed the tower one of the close friends got to name the rooms.
The room Harry lead them to was named ‘Tusensköna’. The group all tried to pronounce to strange words but no one knew how to pronounce ‘ö’. Peter had tried this before, he had tried the other names as well, Murgröna, Maskros,Tulpan and the hardest of them all: Förgätmigej.
Harry looked amused at the class, trying so hard to pronounce it right. So far he knew no one except Pepper who could pronounce them, That woman could seriously do anything. She was a real life superwoman. She ran a whole company, spoke like 20 languages, babysat the avengers and she was one of the kindest and most caring person on earth.
Harry opened the doors to the empty room and the students walked inside. He told them to sit down as near the little ‘stage’ as possible. He saw Peter and his two friends sit down behind everyone else and he sat down at the same row but at the very end.
Harry saw how that Flash kid bothered Peter, he didn't like it, at all. Peter was like a little brother to him. He was like a little brother to all the interns who worked in the same lab as him. So Harry thought that Flash deserved whatever was coming at him.
The group heard someone arguing somewhere and then a door opened in the front of the room and a certain Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist walked out.
“Hello Midtown Science school for nerds, I hope you have had a nice tour in my tower” He said “And thank you harry for the babysitting” Harry smiled and looked at Peter who facepalmed himself.
“Okay so we’re supposed to do a Q&A so go ahead and ask whatever” Tony said sitting down on the little stage.
“Did you make that voice in your roof by yourself?” Someone asked
“Yes, FRIDAY, I made her myself. She’s great” Tony said adding very quietly “But she’s not Jarvis”
“Can you pronounce the names of these rooms?” Flash best buddy, Cole, asked
“Oh god no, Pepper can tho” He said smiling at the thought of his fiancé.
“If all the avengers were playing Monopoly, who would win?” Ned asked
“Spiderman, or Pepper if she’s playing.” Tony said flashing a bright smile to the group (Although it was mostly for Peter).
“Are Spiderman an Avenger?” Lily asked
“He’s actually not, he could be, but he said no” Tony said and Ned looked at Peter with big eyes. “But he hangs out alot in the tower and fight with us sometime”
Ned’s surprised look at Peter made Tony smile amused. “You said no to be an Avenger?!” Ned whispered in shock “Uh yeah, but I thought it was just a test..” Peter said equally quiet
“Do you accept high schoolers as interns?” Flash said a little over confident
“No, you at least gotta be in college” Tony said
“Ha! I knew you were lying Penis!” Flash said turning around to face Peter. Peter facepalmed himself and sighed highly
“You just had to say that didn't you..” Peter said “Please da- Mr. Stark! Don't” He pleaded
Notes:
Oi sorry its very short but it was either this or the rest of the fic <33
Chapter 5: We stan a Black Widow and god who tried to take over earth
Notes:
I know Loki doesnt have theese powers but i realized it far to late so whatever, he now has powers similar to Wanda ;P
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Did Peter want to sink through the floor and through earth and appear somewhere else in the universe right now? yes
“I knew it was fake since, you know, who would want stupid parker as a intern, someone else like me would do everything so much better, i'm so much smarter than him in every way. I'm more fit, i'm hotter i'm everything Parker’s not” Flash said, not noticing the black dressed god now standing at the little stage with green sparks of magic appearing around him. “Then i also realized, why the hell would Tony Stark want a tranny as his personal intern.”
Flash body suddenly jerked up in the air and his scream filled the room.
“I don’t know who you think you are you filthy little peasant” Loki said making Flash float, mid-air, in front of him “But Peter Parker is better and smarter than you, in every possible way existing”
“Loki, let go of him!” Peter said scared, and shocked, he didn't actually think Flash would out him. Right now he didn't really care about it, saving Flash from Loki was even more important.
“Do you even know Peter? Have you seen him in a lab? He’s the one who make all the Avengers weapons and stuff, he helps me with my Iron Man suits all the time, he is so goddamn smart and on top of all that he’s the kindest and purest person I know, and i'm so proud over having him as my intern” Tony said sincerely and smiling loving at Peter who smiled back with the same amount of love
“And why would a, what you midgardians call a ‘tranny’, be something bad?” Loki said tightening his grip with the magic around Flash
“It's- just- wrong, Parker is not- a boy, she’s-- a girl” Flash said, having a little hard to talk
“That's just as true as capsicle being straight” Tony said angry not realizing what he just said
“TOnyyyyyy” They heard Steve whining from the other side of the wall before the door opened up and a slightly furious Steven Rogers appeared with his lover aka James Buchanan Barnes right beside him.
“Oh hey cap” Tony said calm (as if he didn't just almost hit a kid)
Loki, still holding Flash with his magic, seemed to get tired of everyone stopping him from beating up Flash. Flash was occasionally letting out a low groan because loki’s magic did hurt a little. Steve looked a little irritated when he saw Loki, even more irritated that he was doing magic on a kid.
“Loki, please let go of that kid” Steve sighed
“No” Both Loki and Tony said, at the same time “The kid deserves this” Tony added
“Ton-”
“Please Loki just let go of him” Peter cut off, giving Loki his irresistible puppy eyes. Loki only looked at Peter before happily obeying his request and keeping Flash in the air.
“Tony, Loki please sto-”
“Ok what the fu- fudge is happening in here” Pepper appeared with Natasha behind her. “And WHY is there a kid floating in the air? Tony? Loki? Steve? Someone tell me? Peter?” She demanded
Natasha, who suddenly seemed to realize who the person in the air was glared angrily at him before patting Peter on the back before dragging Pepper up on the stage.
“Mr. Teacher, care to tell us what happened?” Natasha smiled a sweet smile
“Um, nothing really, Eugene and Peter were just boys being boys and teasing each other..” Mr. harrington began
“Is teasing someone calling them slurs and using the wrong pronouns?” Tony said sharp and Pepper gasped
“no no of course not Mr. Stark, Eugene will receive a fitting punishment” Mr. Harrington said insecure
“you bet he will! We’ll take this to court!” Tony tried to stay calm while saying it
“the- there’s no n- need for that Mr. Stark! I’ll take it up with Principale Morita!” Mr. Harrington said panicked
“Tony calm down, Loki let go of the kid, Steve bucky go get the others and Natasha, I can’t believe i'm saying this, learn him a lesson, together with Loki. I have a call to make.” Pepper said before storming out of the room
“You heard the woman, get out” Natasha said glaring at Loki who sighed and let go of the kid who fell down on the floor and the ran back to his chair. The other avengers left the room too.
“Okay Eugene, why is it wrong that Peter is trans?” Natasha said sitting down just like Tony did before
At first Flash was quiet
“It's just.. wrong” Flash said insecure
“ Why is it wrong? It might be hard to understand, but bullying someone for actually being who they are is not ok, bullying someone for any reason is not okay!” Natasha said calm
“It's not- that not why nevermind!” he said quiet “Why would Parker want to be a boy if everything says that she isn't a boy but a girl. A girls body, a girls voice..”
“But he is just being himself, it's not his fault that he was born in the wrong body, it happens sometimes. It's like, you can be a cat person or a dog person. But if you are a person who prefer both cats and dogs, or neither, people think you’re crazy. It's exactly like sexualities. Just because a straight cis male or female is the default in some peoples brain it doesn't means that that's the only okay thing to identify as.” She took a deep breath “ You have to take a look outside the box”
“Preach” “Can we make Black Widow the president?” “Does she have twitter? why doesn't she have twitter” were things Peter heard in the rows of students in front of him
“If a may imprint, on Asgard all genders and sexualities are fluid. We haven’t named any of the sexualities on Asgard like you Midgardian seems to have done. Every asgardian respect each other even if they may loath one another. I myself am genderfluid, my gender varies from moment to moment. And as for my sexuality, we could say i'm, i think it's called pansexual? I can love anyone of any gender.” Loki said sincerely
“I like him” Michelle leaned towards Peter and whispered and smiled
“I know people are raised different depending on their parents beliefs and if any off your parents have raised you to dislike someone for their race, sexuality or gender i hope with all my heart you can understand that that's wrong and grow up to be better that them. And I also hope that you all respect and accept Peter” Natasha smiled lightly
“Now you are dismissed, If you all go down to the lobby the rest of the Avengers will meet you down there” She winked at Peter
The group talked happy but quiet as they walked out of the room. Natasha and Loki also left and Peter followed behind them. Before he could exit the hall someone dragged him back inside.
“Look, I’m- I’m sorry! I’m so so sorry I didn't…” Flash looked so ashamed of himself
“No it's okay Flash-”
“No it's not, I just did it because I was so jealous of you, you have everything! You’re so smart, you’re friends are so amazing and your Aunt loves you so much. And when you said you had an internship here i got even more jealous… It's not okay Peter i'm sorry” Flash looked down in the floor
“Thank you Flash” peter said giving the boy in front of him a weak smile
“And I'm so sorry for making you feel bad and stuff just because I wasn’t respecting you gender..” Flash looked up
“It's okay Flash, the fact that you are saying that you're sorry is amazing..” Peter smile
“So you forgive me?” Flash looked hopeful
“I don’t think i'm there yet, but if you keep up being nice and respecting other i doubt i won’t forgive you.” Peter said honest “But now let's go down to the others”
Flash looked so ashamed and sad but at the same time relived. Peter felt happy he actually apologized but he was not ready to forgive the person who had bullied him for years now just yet.
Notes:
We stan a certain god and assasin spider ;p
Next chapter ist the last one, although Im planning on making a sequel thing which you can read whithout reading this one first! <3333
Chapter 6: Peter is winning and movie night
Notes:
so this is the last chapter...
plz read the end notes!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
When Flash and Peter got out of the elevator on the ground floor they saw all the avengers talking with the group. Since they came from behind Peter felt like it was an excellent moment to mess with them. So Peter sneaked carefully forward until he stood behind Clint and Sam. He just patted the two men lightly on the back, causing them to both jump and turn around with their weapon aimed at Peter.
Peter chuckled lightly and carefully pushing Clints arrows away from his face.
“Do you seriously have a death wish kiddo?!” Sam said irritated
“Yes” He simply answered earning a look from Tony *cough* his dad *cough*.
“But I believe it's now 39-8 to me” Peter shot a bright smile at the two men
“You are cheating I know it! Sam and I are the masters of scares” Clint frowned
“I do believe Peter is the master since he leads with 31 points.” Wanda said smiling at Peter.
Tony then took their attention.
“I hope you’ve had a nice trip here to the tower and I hope i'll see some of you interning or working here in the future” Tony started “But if I hear about anyone of you messing with Pete…”
All the Avengers took their place in the group and stood in their superhero pose.
“You will get every Avenger after you” Wanda ended and glared at Flash
Flash looked down at the floor which right now seemed to look very interesting.
“And teach, i'm keeping Pete here, no need for him to go to school and then just go back here” Tony said and Mr. Harrington nodded
While the rest of his classmates left Peter and the Avengers all got into the elevator. Since it was friday it was movie night and today it was movie night and it was Peter's turn to decide what movie.
Peter decided not to tell the avengers which movie he chose since he really didn't know how they would react to it.
“I'm sorry for not getting the chance to embarass you more..” Tony started
“Oh god no i'm so happy you didn't” Peter said “But also thanks for doing that, Natasha and Loki your speech was amazing”
Tony just gave him a little hug.
When they arrived up everyone sat down in the sofas while Bucky went and made popcorn.
“So what movie are we watching?” Bruce asked
“I'm not telling you, you’ll just think i'm so childish” Peter blushed
“POPCORN IS ON IT'S WAY, START THE MOVIEEEEE” Bucky screamed while balancing 5 buckets of popcorn.
“Okay, FRIDAY play tangled” Peter said
“As you wish Peter” FRIDAY said and Tangled started playing.
“Oh god, Peter what is this? A bad knock-off of Rapunzel?” Tony groaned
“This is the better Rapunzel” Peter sneered
Tony shook his head while Peter sat down beside tony, resting his head on his dad’s shoulder. While the movie played Peter got sleepier and sleepier.
“I love you kiddo” Tony said quiet
“I love you too dad” Peter smiled sleepily
This was his family
A highly dysfunctional one
But it was still
his
family
Notes:
Thank you all so much for reading, commenting and leaving kudos on this story! Tbh i never thought id get more than 10 kudos <3
I will do a sequel (ish) to this story so feel free to read that when i post it! (It will be like avengers x social media cuz theres not enough of them).
Also check out my other story (The Real Me) wich is also irondad/spiderson and trans!peter p
ty so much for reading this <33
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